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TRES is the musical project of three extraordinary men: 
Kcîrtap Ralosz (vox), Rick Lostrapa (strgs) & Professor Avalanche (drms, prc & prg)
These fragging individuals met during a fullmoon night in the year 2000 after a long journey from different countries. 
Ralosz, a Whiterussian medium with Caucasian look, long hair & weird beard, is a supposed grand-grandson of the well known Czar-Advisor Rasputin. He entered stage in the early 80s as a fake-merchandise seller on Killing Joke and Laibach-Concerts. He was sometimes arrested for a view hours – his bad designed shirts and his terrible English pronunciation gave the police no further reasons to keep him in jail. So they threw him out before he could finish a selfmade Tattoo on himself with an old ballpoint pen, a zipper and a needle that he found in an ashtray of his cell. Afterwards he tried to make his luck in futuretelling on public places but his horrible visions of frightening deaths made all his customers run away before they were able to pay – unfortunately he was not intelligent enough to ask for pre-paying…
 
Lostrapa, born in the Spanish Highlands, was found at the age of ten in a deep wood during a public hunt. His adoptive father, a butcher with one arm that he lost during a failed assassination attempt on General Franco, took care of him. One day in the Butchery Lostrapa tried to dismember a cow and cut all the fingers of his left hand with one strike. So he started all over again learning to play the guitar after finding an old photograph of Django Reinhard in a public Toilett in Madrid. He build some prosthesis – experimenting with differend kinds of german wurstel (because of their skin-like texture) – finally using simple woodsticks for his fingers. This brought him huge success by inventing the musical style of doom-swing. After a short but intensive career in the famous Las Vegas-Lounge in Bottrop (GER) he lived for several years on the street selling selfmade haikus to the passersby. His first public appearance was during a  extra casting for the Alex de la Iglesia- Production Accion Mutante – he was rejected because of his eerie look. 

Professor Jean Avalanche – the last of this round – made his first public appearance as drummer of the Black Metal Band “Les Schwartzwürstel”. Several mysterious explosions of drummers in the scene forced him to quit and work on synth or pc. Like his famous father (drummer of a British rock band) he is a fan of straight rhythms.

CHECK OUR INTERVIEW AT: https://entertheventure.wordpress.com/2015/10/31/tres-band-interview/


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