Bungee Zombie

Sorry for using AI translation!
This is the "HEY EVERY !" replacement.
Music by me
Art by @Sulfacid
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<Bungees incoming!!!>
phonograph: Yeeeeee-Haw!
(At the end of Level 5-5 in Plants vs. Zombies, after defeating the last zombie, you hear the signature "Yee-Haw!" of a Bungee Zombie...and almost as if it played through a phonograph.)
(Suddenly, a bizarre Bungee Zombie descends like lightning, snatches the garlic seed packet dropped in the level, and lands on the rooftop.)
(You notice a phonograph strapped to its waist—the source of that sound.)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	I'm positively famished. 您 wouldn't mind if I devoured 您's garlic, would 您?
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton holds the garlic seed packet against the roof tiles, attempting to plant it.)
<Plant a flower pot first>
(Ummmm…nothing happens.)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Do 您 happen to know how it works?
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
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phonograph:[Yee-Haw]

This is the "Spamton" replacement.
Music by me
Art by @Sulfacid
Lyrics: Without "maybe", it's time to reevaluate , and we don't want anybody on our lawn.
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<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Night after night, I writhe in hunger, clutching my fraying sanity. 
	Once, I even tried strangling myself with my own bungee cord. A close call, that.
	Suicide hotline? Dr. Zomboss never set one for us.
	These days, I tighten my belt buckle and reevaluate, then re-reevaluate until my head spins. 
	At least I still cling to some shred of sanity—though this hunger has nearly eroded it all away.
	Is this packet usable only by 您? I return it to 您.
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton attempts to toss the garlic seed packet onto the conveyor belt, but it bounces off and lands back on the roof.)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	It seems both of us have lost control of the situation. 您 have my deepest sympathies. 
	But I'm on the verge of losing control of myself. 
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
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Bungeeton, "Hunger for a garlic"

This is the "NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" replacement.
Music by me
Art by @Sulfacid
Lyrics: Without "maybe", it's time to reevaluate , and we don't want anybody on our lawn.
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(Bungeeton pounced on a chewing chomper and took a vicious bite)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	retch!
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton lunged at a pumpkin and gnawed aggressively)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	retch!
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton scurried around, biting plants and retching—though no sound escaped his throat. )
(That phonograph strapped to his waist played muffled gagging noises on his behalf.)
(You suddenly have an idea.)
(You 🖱 the garlic seed packet)
<YOU GOT A NEW PLANT!>
<Garlic - Diverts zombies into other lanes>
<🖱 NEXT LEVEL!>
<<User Name>'s Roof!>
<CHOOSE YOUR PLANTS!>
(You select your plants, including Garlic)
<🖱 LET'S ROCK!>
(Entering Level 5-6, you gather sun and spend 50 to plant Garlic. Bungeeton excitedly devours it.)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	My deepest gratitude for 您's generous aid. Know that I repay debts with utmost sincerity.
	I'm aware 您 unlocked the Zen Garden, 您's neighbor Dave asked 您 to cultivate dull Marigolds.
	His math reeks: 2,500$ per Marigold, 750$ for five fertilizer bags, yet 您 net a mere 50$ ? Utterly deplorable.
	Should 您 supply me with matured Garlic, though penniless, I vow returns exceeding 50$, 500$, even 5,000$ in value.
	Together, we shall reevaluate to those who trample upon our "lawn" ,then reevaluate again – a mutually beneficial arrangement.
	Enclosed is a map to my refuge. Do visit when ready.
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton departs, leaving a map to a derelict aquarium)
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Wit-[retch!]-hout "ma-[retch!]-ybe", it's tim-[retch!]-e to

This is the "Dialtone" replacement.
Music by me
Art by @Sulfacid
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(You secretly transport the garlics cultivated in your Zen Garden to an abandoned aquarium where Bungeeton resides, unbeknownst to Dave)
(The aquarium tanks hold no fish, only stagnant water. Bungeeton taps rhythmically against a tanks)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Have 您 brought mature garlics? My gratitude - I may finally savor a proper feast again.
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton eagerly seizes the garlics, shredding their skins and crushing their flesh...)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Should 您 finalize 您's decision, we may proceed to reevaluate our arrangement. Until then, feel free to explore or peruse my humble wares. 
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Does the aquarium behind me pique 您's curiosity? These tanks once teemed with life until alien invaders seized control. I lost everything.  
	I plunged into the tanks to confront them, only to be soundly defeated. The battle cost me my voice - I can no longer emit our signature "Yee-Haw!"  Now I must covertly record fellow Bungee Zombies' cries with a phonograph as pitiful substitutes.  
	My fish perished - devoured by aliens or starved to death.  Destitute, I reluctantly resumed service under Dr. Zomboss.  
	Later revelations confirmed my suspicions - Dr. Zomboss himself orchestrated this calamity.  Predictable, given his history of exploitation.
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	I detest the feeling of being bossed around. I refuse to kneel beneath another's shadow. I reject others defiling my turf. I decline to be a disposable flowerpot beneath others' feet. I live solely for myself. 
	Do these sentiments find resonance within 您? 
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(Bungeeton pulls out a map and hands it to you.)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Dr. Zomboss's lair is charted herein. I entrust it to 您, that 您 may reevaluate to him at 您`s leisure—and sever his wretched thread of existence.
	Eliminate him, and all issues resolve.
	Eliminate him, and our trampled dignity is restored.
	Eliminate him, and 您'll no longer worry about zombie invasions.
	Eliminate him, for only through this act do I feel alive.
	...
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	the fate of all rests in 您's hands.
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
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OOPS! ALL OF YOUR FISH HAVE DIED!

This is the "KEYGEN" replacement.
Music by me
Art by @Sulfacid
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<ENEMY APPROACHING>
(A strong sense of oppression is felt. At this moment, Bungeeton appears extremely angry.) 
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Those blasted Alien have returned! Was destroying all my beloved fish not enough for them?! 
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
(A portal materializes inside a aquarium, from which a Sylvester emerges and wanders about)
(Bungeeton charges furiously toward that aquarium, frantically pounding on the glass walls. After a prolonged confrontation, the Sylvester retreats through the portal, its annoyance evident. The oppressive atmosphere dissipates)
<YOU FOUND A NOTE:>
Hello,
	Ah, peace at last. I deeply apologize for subjecting 您 to such a spectacle.
Sincerely,
Bungeeton
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Wit-[retch!]-hout "ma-[retch!]-ybe", it's tim-[retch!]-e to

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