Ambedo

Pussy so good for him rolling back his eyes
I suck dick like it’s a stim toy i got him acting wild
I know he eat some ass because he smoking black and mild
Smoke this pussy like its crack cause this pussy volatile
Smoke his dick like it’s a crack pipe
Nigga better act right
Ill take this lighter to your balls and blow like it’s a bagpipe 
Yeah his dick game good cause he the biggest bum alive
Yeah he not my ideal height but he was fine so I don’t mind
He’s Short king and his dick is above the average size
How the fuck you 5”9 and don’t got a nine to five
How the fuck you going soft and we only on round 9
Then I whisper in his ear
“Do you wanna get high”

DOYOUWANNAGETHIGH? ProdEli! & Zerofault

on the 12th day of christmas, Neanderthal_thebozo gave me, yet again, another JPEGMAFIA reference in a song

(as featured in the cheapskape: "A Very CHEAP Christmas!" compilation. Link:cheapskaperecords.bandcamp.com/album/a-v…christmas)

I just put a cop on the naughty list Now I'm jolly

I Told this nigga order pizza
It’s been 30 minutes
Then I found him on the phone curled up in the kitchen
He babe I’m on the phone I decided dominos
I looked him dead in eyes, he thinks I’m a dumb hoe
“You think I’m a dumb hoe?”
“I don’t even like dominos”
“Fuck you mean the pizza got a gun?” (What)
“Only strap I got goes in buns” (niggas take it up the asshole)

“Officer this man clearly got schizophrenia”
“He didn’t take his meds how he got hypomania”
“We go through this shit like every other week”
“He’s going on like 3 days no sleep”

I hung up on the phone put the gun in his face
Look him dead in the eyes told him “nigga know your place”
“I’m sad yo daddy sperm cell had to win the race”
“And your mom and your dad think that you’re a disgrace”
“B-better fix your face or I will blow out your brains”
“Matter fact why don’t you go fix me a plate” 
“And don’t try nothing funny cause I threw the drugs away”
“Nah I lied I did them all so don’t piss me off today”
“R-remember when your mother said to lie to CPS?”
“when the cops pull up you better act your fucking best”

“You better stop fucking crying imma count to three”

“Just accept the fact that you are never gonna leave”

“I’m the bitch putting all those clothes on your back”

“Better wipe them tears nigga fix that fucking act”

“Hello officer how are you doing today?

“Is everything good”

“Yeah we’re okay!”

HOUSEWIFE FROM HELL EP 2: “Yes The Pizza Has A Gun”

Bitch nigga bitch nigga
Imma put you in ditch nigga
Found him sniffing on my socks while jacking off
You sick nigga (ewwwww)

Bitch nigga bitch nigga
I’ll pull out my switch nigga
You can suck my dick nigga
You my bitch now strip nigga
Time out time out Nah I’m bugging out
He could take this big black strap and shove it down his fucking mouth 
Come on bae now call me back
Why you gotta be like thaaaat
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
YOUR NEW BITCH CAN SUCK MY NUTS
If your new bitch my client I imma do her hair and fuck it up
didn’t your favorite cousin die in a shootout?
Haha why didn’t he duck? 
Imma make ur mom marry a Jamaican so he can put bleach in your soap
I hope you find out that there’s no afterlife, kill yo last shred of hope
I can’t stand you breathing no more nigga grab the rope 
I hope you find pure love wife her up and find out she a hoe

BITCHNIGGA

What good is a happy ever after
When it all ends when you’re done after
I (don’t) know exactly what you’re after but
Why do I go and do the same thing I
Am known for fucking with these no ones
Falling for sweet nothings
(I don’t know why I’m sad Tell me if you’re coming back)
I don’t know what happened I just.. 
yeah I’m alright I’m alright
Yeah I am just fine all I ask of you
Is more time with you before you go
I don’t like it when you leave before
I don’t like it when you leave before you care for me
Do you care for me?
Do you care for me?

POST COITAL DYSPHORIA

All this weight
I might end up suffocating
But i need someone to hold me
Whether they right or wrong
Yeah i forever long
For unconditional love
Tell me what you cause i wanna be your dream girl
DREAM GIRL
Tell me what you want cause i dont wanna be alone
CANT BE ALONE
You act so cold i want it all
Looking at you got all the traits i want
I really wanna be your dream girl
I really wanna be your dream girl

DREAM GIRL (throwaway song)

All the way up
All the all the way up
All the way up
All the all the way up
Little bitch you’re a flop
Im the bitch on the top in your head that you still watch
pretty bitch blow me like a nic, now he feining took a hit off me cant detox
Got that nigga like “i dont need it”
 get no wet pussy he stop breathing
All these bum broke bitches seething
You can talk to my ass when you finish eating it
BITCH IM ALL THE WAY UP (IM UP)
BITCH IM ALL THE WAY UP (IM UP)
ALL THE WAY UP (IM UP)
A-A-ALL THE WAY UP (IM UP)
I aint a broke bitch yeah i get a bag
Got no job, nigga? better sell your ass
Real high smoke a blunt now a bitch higher than a nigga dead dad
And bitch Im XIO bitch you cant clone me
So high im up with his homie 
Fly high bitch im so holy
Lil bitch cant hear me? hoe listen closely
YEAH BITCH IM XIO BITCH YOU CANT CLONE ME
Look around hoe and its all me
Yall some hating hoes, yea yall tripping
I made her cry by existing

ALL THE WAY UP

PUKE GIRL - オタ卒業式

Breaks on the beach

Official Roster Member of Cheapskape Records

I go under the names: neanderthal_thebozo, rootbeerpatchouliknowledge, lilithpitfixation
the musical equivalent of a bum if that makes sense