Shitpost hell V.4 - The Shitpocalypse

remixes

I realized that I've made quite a few Attack on Titan mashups, so here they all are in one place!

Attack on Titan Mashups

memes but they are anime

why has god abandoned us?

These are the mashups that I generally think are my best work, or just put the biggest smile on my face.

Best of NBB

I didn't realize how hype K21 was until season 4

Can Kenny Get An Encore?

Ginger Root - Loretta
Ke$ha - Die Young
Ava Max - Kings and Queens

Album Links:
YT: https://youtu.be/ApzlxN99d48
SC: https://soundcloud.com/kryptodigital/incredibly-destructive-aftermath-full-album
BC (paid) : https://kryptodigital.bandcamp.com/album/incredibly-destructive-aftermath

Lolretta

I spent far, FAR too long on this thumbnail considering how much of it is traced.

Just pretend that the fem titan is standing on a very tall stool.

Now You're Just An Apple Seed I Used To Grow

The Rumbling Of Jane

yes we sampled bible black for this

visual : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2we10nvE7A
instrumental : https://soundcloud.com/lord_kyo/a-k-i-h-a-b-a-r-a
Produced by https://soundcloud.com/lord_kyo
Edited by https://soundcloud.com/doujinshi
Featuring https://soundcloud.com/thetmns


[Verse 1 : Shiki(TMNS)]
Wanna be with you, mitsu
I'm obsessed but you don't have a clue
How onii chan feels when I sniff your pantsu
Might seem overzealous know this coming out tha blue
But i always get jealous when somebody text you
Even when i'm with the fellas all im thinkin bout,  
My imouto chan What else can a nigga do?

I express my love in each and every way,  
Senpai borderline yandere, 
She looks moe in cosplay but in casual clothes,  
Shawty still the same Now im growing deranged,  
Tryin to cope with the pain, 
Of hiding my love,  swear this shit's a shame
Feel high like a dove when She's calls my name, 
But lower than Satan when she leave mane

Im the ecchi kami, can't stop me,  
live in a moving castle, you can ask Miyazaki or my nigga Tortoro 
Gettin ecchi with a loli call her princess Mononoke,
cuz she always bad ass with her onii

Im the real sis con king not a phony,
while these other weeaboo mother fuckers just trollin, 
on shota shit, senpai give her dick, 
then afterwards never wanna leave my grips

Yeah yeah nigga that's the gameplan
Killing weaboos like Son of Sam,
Got an ecchi clan filled with lolis man
Niggas say I should stop don't give a damn

And that's real talk, it aint my fault,
That imoutos attack me like an onslaught
Just praying dawg that I don't get caught,
With yo sister man with her pantsu off

Or I could get a felony, like, and that's not cool
Uhm.. This is parody music guys, you know
Just having fun, we protect the lolis, we protect the imoutos
Except in certain cases, those are special

[Verse 2 : Hentai Dude]
(REAL SENPAI SHIT, 2015, WHOOP)
Uh, Shiki kill that shit
Doujinshi on the beat
I got yo shawty on my dick

While we ridin round tokyo, we tryina hit a lick
team imouto, moe gang is what we reppin while we dip

Yeah I'm tryina stack that yen, anime girls, i'm tryina get in
2d shawty, hop in my benz, I don't care, just bring yo friends
Uh

Girl I'm tryina come and chill wit you
Flip a doujin in the bed, i'm readin manga till its two
Tell me that you lovin senpai, girl I'm knowin that it's true
Cuz you actin all moe, and vanilla in my view

So this one's for them waifus
Straight 2d flexin, my laifu	
If you fuck wit hentai, you my dude
Let the beat ride out, keep it nice and smooth, yo

[Cue Bible Black Sample]
Hentai Dude : Hello? Yeah I got a question, do you really think you like me?
Shiragi : But darling, I don't understand why you're asking such a thing
Hentai Dude : Well I mean you know, it's just because I'm 3d and your 2d, you know we--
Shiragi : The truth is that I actually love you
Hentai Dude : oH.. oh you love me? Yeah I don't know about that, we're kinda pushin it a little too fast, we might need to... slow it dow--
Shiragi : You're so mean, my feelings are not a fake
Hentai Dude : nO no, I didn't mean it like that
*muffled crying*
Hentai Dude : i'm sorr-, bae, bae, no, bae, bae, wait

(10/10 voice acting)

[Outro]
Got my 2d shawties with me
And this 2d world to see
It's like an anime, I be
With my kouhais, keep it g
x2

Whoo
Team Imouto x Moe Gang, 2015
Shoutout Doujinshi, for making this beat
You're a god in your own dimension
Untouchable
May the anime girls be with you
Twerk


Tokyo Chopp [prod. Lord ~ Kyo] [ft. Shiki(TMNS)]

freestyle

jk the lyrics are below

first let me hop out the muhfuckin porsche
I got 2d girls ridin on my dick like a horse
Buying figmas on figmas, these people can't stop me
2D girls fuckin be senpais new hobby

Pull the pantsu off yo shit tier waifu, im the king of this shit
Waifus flockin from the nations, just to come hear me spit
Got the 2d game on lock, if you ain't bout this shit
3DPD ain't a thang, yeah I'll still steal yo bitch

Man it ain't nothin, flippin page after page
Idolmaster shawty, 765 every day
Miki Hoshi in the whip, blonde hair always wave
Just spent a couple dollars on some crunchyroll bape

Kantoku wit the small tits, I say it's okay
Tony Taka bakunyuu, it makes the dudes go cray
I'm just chillin in my room, wit my ecchishawty bae
Netflixin and chillin cept we do it anime

I'm a full time senpai, always stunt and keep it too fly
Shoutout to my homie falco, shiki, paco, and the new guy
With the admin, straight flexin, grizzly be gettin the checks in
Frisk takin all the shots with the moe girls sexin

It's a shame that you hatin
2D girls never fakin
Trap god wit the waifus
I'm an internet sensation

Red phone on my wrist, twitter feed always bangin
All my lil homies kno that the money for the takin

FIRST LET ME HOP OUT THE MUHFUCKIN

A mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara is a treasure, and I'll prove it. We all gotta jam when our time comes, but if we do our duty, we don't got regrets, so taste a little piece of my mashup, Viewer!

As always, the songs each belong to their respective owners, I only made the mashup and the shoop

Songs used:
"Treasure" by Bruno Mars
"Smile Bomb" from Yu Yu Hakusho (both the JP instrumental, and the English vocal)

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZhRG8_AfMM

Yu Yu Habruno - Treasure Bomb [Yu Yu Hakusho x Bruno Mars]

Radio Edit
> iTunes - https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/hentai-single/id1056385675
> Google Play - https://play.google.com/store/music/album/S3RL_Hentai?id=Bxa2vv4vrnsm6vtobxprjutuaxa
> Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/5tRJmtQfITGPugDA8W4rt6

DJ Edit
> BeatPort - https://pro.beatport.com/release/hentai/1647985
> TrackItDown - https://www.trackitdown.net/track/s3rl/hentai-dj-edit/hardcore/8857972.html

OSU Beatmap - https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/391504

S3RL - https://s3rl.link

Hentai - S3RL

Download: https://mega.nz/#!XQkz2D6b!f8Helfwcw9RXxeBGrTH66_hSqa9B4bTLM1vm87wpEUI
Songs used:
"SIX SAME FACES" - Iyami and the Matsuno Brothers
"Boogie Wonderland" - Earth, Wind & Fire
"California Gurls" - Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg
"Groovin' Magic" -  Round Table feat. Nino

Six Same Wonderland

"Mahou Shoujo So Bad I'ma Sign That Contract"
Youtube Version : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HmUbdFE2M

[Intro]
Rise to the occasion
2D girls are asian
Hentai with the flow
Senpai at the door

You just want a senpai who gon’ be up on it
Pussy poppin, hentai girls they never stoppin
Mahou shoujo so bad ima sign that contract
Pantsu by your legs while i get up on that

[Chorus]
You just want a senpai who gon’ be up on it
Pussy poppin, hentai girls they never stoppin
Mahou shoujo so bad ima sign that contract
Pantsu by your legs while i get up on that

[Verse 1]
Young senpai got that flow
Anime girls at my door
Sex posters hang em on the wall
Got 24 anime girls on call

Hentai grind, what's it to you
Body pillows, it's nothing new	
Moe plug always come through
That ultra rare, stole yo pantsu

Moe girl you been on my mind
Been wonderin if we could take some time
Reciprocate, and emulate
These feelings that, you stimulate
We bump and grind, while you ventilate
That tsundere is my favorite trait
Skip straight to fuckin, man, fuck the date
Tryina get it now, no time to wait

[Chorus]
You just want a senpai who gon’ be up on it
Pussy poppin, hentai girls they never stoppin
Mahou shoujo so bad ima sign that contract
Pantsu by your legs while i get up on that
X2

[Verse 2]
Bad bitch mahou shoujo
Work her magic in the bed
She take my HP and my Mana
ride that staff, then give me head

I’m tryina put you in my harem
Filled with all these succubi
So i can live out all these doujins
Napata, real life, my dream

Call me goshujin-sama
They treat senpai like he a king
Ruler of the 2d girls, Ojou-sama, gonna be my queen

Gotta get the cutest of cutest in my team
Real talk, only fuck if you kawaii
Lingerie, chardonnay, and the nekomimi
Thigh highs got me fiendin for the 2d pussy

Hop in my ride, then we go to con
Hit it up from behind, like a taiko drum
And we just play games, kno it’s just for fun
Pour it up in my cup, sake mixed with rum

Got me all in my zone, don’t kill my vibe
Anime girls really be my only high
When it comes to you, got me instant hype
Yellin kimochi while I cum inside

Take the body pillow on the uber ride
Keep the waifu near, never leave her side
If they talkin shit, got the squad to fight
Cute imoutos with their guns, aimin up their sights

Moe Gang be the team, till the day that I die
And they know my name, kore wa hentai
All these fuck boys hatin, never take my time
You can bow your head to the real senpai

[Chorus]
You just want a senpai who gon’ be up on it
Pussy poppin, hentai girls they never stoppin
Mahou shoujo so bad ima sign that contract
Pantsu by your legs while i get up on that
X2


Shoujo Contract [少女契約]

Sanketsu's never gonna fight again
This guilty blood has got no rhythm

RIP George. 

YouTube: https://youtu.be/pLUAsZsROS0

Songs Used:
"Careless Whisper" by George Michael
"Gomen ne, Iiko ja Irarenai" by Miku Sawai

Kill-less Whisper [KLK x George Michael]

free download : https://hentaidude.bandcamp.com/track/uwu
creation video : https://twitter.com/korewahentai/status/844244651867561984
cover illustration (yuran) : https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63392848
Bravo Beats (beat production) : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK26sgPYRPwdtEO-eFz_pjA

it's a song about hitting girls with uwu

LYRICS

[Chorus : Hentai Dude]
hit that bitch with the uwu
h-hit hit… hit that bitch with the uwu (u wu wu)
hit that bitch with the uwu
h-hit hit… hit that bitch with the uwu (u wu wu)
x4

[Verse 1 : Hentai Dude]
owo what’s this, spittin bars so slick
keep a leash up on your hoe cuz she slidin’ on my dick
hit her with the uwu then she fiendin for my shit
bump and grindin in the bed, gettin wet all on my dick, uh

baby, you’re so sensual
you got a senpai captivated with your visual
just lemme know if you a cute imouto down to roll
and we can squad up to japan, yeah that’s factual

i ain’t really tryina front but they been sayin I’m the man
yeah I navigate my lifestyle, I always had a plan
now I’m stackin up my money, spendin’ time up in japan
drop a stack 100 doujins, but I’m easy with these grands

if you tryina get HYPE lemme see those fuckin hands
pop that pussy for a real senpai while I throw these bands
I’m the admiral on deck, these boat girls I always command
harajuku style flexin, moe girls they be the fam, aye

[Chorus : Hentai Dude]

[Verse 2: Hentai Dude]
Yeah you know we get it poppin'
Fuck it throw it never stoppin'
Cashin' out on 2D titty in the club like it be nothin'
Hit Akiba, Ikebukuro, then Naka(no) yeah we stuntin'
Down that Broadway (Nakano Broadway) I be flexin'
Moe shoujos while we bumpin

Yeah these bishoujos cute, these 3D girls they /okay/
But they lackin' that 2d, so senpai send em away
See me out every night like "homie fuck a last train"
Ballin' out on a taxi because my flex be insane (taxis in Japan are hella expensive)

Yeah, went from a neet up in his basement
To Japanese dreams, walking on that 2d pavement
Now I got it poppin, said that I would never make it
Now they hit my DMs with a feature and a payment

So I'ma stay on my shit, yo 3d girl on my dick
Live in Japan now, but my flow so foreign just like my whip
I be straight memein' my shit, Hentai Dude really legit
And one more time, yeah, tell me, aye, whatchu gon' hit?

[Chorus : Hentai Dude]

free download uwu

Sources:
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours
Before My Body is Dry from Kill la Kill
Rules of Nature from Metal Gear Rising
Linkin Park - In The End

Before My Baby is Yours

Cuz I play this game and I'm perfectly good at it
Swords in the air I don't care I love the thrill of it
Underlevelled for this boss but
Combo chains excite me


YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqcPIY3ZFs

Songs Used:
"S&M" by Rihanna
"Saturday Night Question" by Megumi Nakajima

S&MMO Junkie [Megumi Nakajima x Rihanna]

ILOVEITWHENTHEYSHAREPOEMS

They sounded pretty similar, worked out better than expected.

Ooh It's Kinda Scorching

When I first played through Tropical Freeze back in 2014, World 2 just gave me huge Brother Bear vibes. I've had the idea to mashup these two songs for years, and now that it's done, I'm pretty happy with it.

On My Way To Windmill Hills

EDIT: Updated with the remastered track I made for "Normal", a mashup compilation album that can be found here:

https://neckbeardbananas.bandcamp.com/album/normal

They go so well together! I had a lot of fun with this one; it felt like a legit remix at times. I don't know how well known Stompa is outside of Canada, but I hope people enjoy it nonetheless.

Stompa Yourself

This was a lot of fun to make, and there are some parts that really work well together. Macklemore's rapping is a little off-beat sometimes though, so I edited him a little to create better flow.

Can't Hold The Golden Wind

There are a disturbing lack of Halo mashups. Here's something to fill the void.

In Toxic Clad

Caravan Palace - Beatophone
Infected Mushroom - Walking on the Moon

Walking On The Beatophone

Yeah yeah, I know her real name's not Krista but I just couldn't resist the pun.

Moves Like Jaeger (ft. Krista Aguilera)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/youre-fired
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Space)
Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon (Space)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Text To Speech)
OFF - Pepper Steak (Sports. The Main character of OFF is named "The Batter")
 B.o.B Ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Space/The TFA Anthem)
Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq (Sports)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Chimp's Challenge (Space)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam Main Theme (Space/Sports)
Star Wars - Imperial March (Space)
Dat Boi Theme (Text To Speech)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Chimp's Challenge (Space)
TFA Hype Up Theme (Offsource)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Space)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance With Me (Space. The artist's name has "Moon" in it.)
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (Space)
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic (Space. Artist's name has "Mars" in it.)

Orbiting Into The Unknown

RESULTS ARE OUT NOW!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines3/lr1-m3-results
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Morty: Aw jeez man, I mean, I'm not- I don't think I'm ready to go back into space, man...Aananadand I'm not even good at basketball!
F.A.R.T: It's okay, Morty. Sports games can be tough, but remember: the ground can be space, space, spACE, SPACE, SPA--
Morty: Yo-You're not FUCKING HELPING, F.A.R.T. YOYOYOOYOYOU'RE JUST NOT!! HELPING!!
JOHN MADDEN: Listen to that fart, son! I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what I told em? When you don't win, you lose.
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Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff
Characters represented: Rick & Morty, John Madden

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, How I Beat Shaq, The Other Side of Paradise, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Hun by Mr. Ozio, Sad Machine, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy OST, Fly Me To The Moon, YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN, Midnight City, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)
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Both:
Fart and Morty/Jemaine Clement - Goodbye Moonmen (Space/Rick and Morty)
Futurama - Theme Song (Space/Adult cartoons)

John Madden:
Wii Sports - Main theme(Sports)
Frank Sinatra - Take Me Out to the Ball Game(Sports)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Sports)
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (Sports)

Rick & Morty:
The Refreshments - Yahoos and Triangles (Adult Swim)
Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder - Rick and Morty Theme (Rick and Morty) 
Blonde Redhead - For the Damaged Coda (Rick and Morty)
Rick and Morty - Goodbye Moonmen (Rick and Morty)

(LR1 - M3) DUEL! Take 'Em Out at the Ball Game

SiIvaGunner by Chaze The Chat

flp @donnietheguy

retro gaming - SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume AI - 333 Nokia ringtone underground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi6ZuUu9-M

Numblovania

Comethazine_s Epic Yarn REUPLOAD

Youtube Link: https://youtu.be/_WHRgfM3eWA

The New Attack On Titan Opening Sounds Familiar

Loopy 19

Thank you very much-o Mr. Banan-o,
Making the mashups no one wants to.

Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg1o0daLpWZTAnPLhQARh1g

Can Kenny Get An Encore?

NeckBeardBananas