Name: crumpets! by NEDTHEPRODUCER
Duration: 1 min 34 s
Description: crumpets!

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nigga ain't clock in, yeah he fucking home sick
you finn talk shit but you don't know shit 
sniff around nigga get your muthafucking nose split 
all these niggas in the mix dirty like some nesquik 

walk around the fucking block, that bitch wanna touch me 
why she always wanna talk, I think she wanna fuck me 
why she leaning in, I think she wanna hug me 
I best fucking dip cuz this shit can get ugly 

666, u can't fuh with this pretty bitch x4

<< HOMESiK >> #MAPLE

The question I get asked the most is, "How do you make microwaves sexy?" Well it's actually pretty simple if we're just going to go by the rules that I lay out in my book, 'Sexy Microwave Cooking', but I'll give you one tip right now, use a timer!
Now let me start off by saying there are many different ways to have sex with a microwave. If you want to try to turn on the microwave then you might want to first test it out by putting some water in a cup or something similar. You don't want to put too much water as that will cause the microwave to explode which obviously would not be very sexy at all. Next, you should heat up your microwave for about ten seconds. That way if anything happens and you need to stop mid-way through you won't ruin the whole thing. Once you have done that you can proceed to take off everything else except for your clothes.
Now remember to keep the timer going until you hear the buzzing sound from your microwave. This will signal that the microwave is ready. Now, once the timer buzzes, carefully open the door and watch your lover's eyes light up when they see what's inside. It is recommended to leave the door open while having sex, however it is also important to close it quickly afterwards to avoid any accidents.
The next step is to lie down on the floor and place your body over top of the microwave. Make sure you have enough room to move around in as well as to get comfortable. Also, make sure you have plenty of space between you and the microwave because it gets very hot! After that, simply remove the top of the microwave and begin to have sex.
If you are using the microwave stand then you will probably need someone to help you lift it up. I recommend getting a friend or family member to assist you. While you two are lifting the microwave make sure that your mouth is placed directly above the microwave so that your partner can lick your poop. It is very important that they do this because they are delicious.
Next, start to slowly push the microwave against your body. There shouldn't be any problems doing this if you've warmed the microwave up properly. Just make sure your lover is prepared for the heat that they are going to feel. Remember to use lots of lubrication to make it easy.
Once you've pushed the microwave up against your body, it is time to start having sex. This is where it gets really fun! I recommend that you let your partner go down on your cock since it will be easier for them to do so that way. Then, make sure that you gently guide their head in a circular motion towards your balls. In addition, you should play with your balls too. As long as you both are having fun and enjoying yourselves then that is all that matters.
You can continue to use the microwave like this until your lover starts to poop. During this time you should also reach around and play with his poop. Be careful though, he might accidentally hit the microwave button and set the whole thing off. It is okay to laugh at this as it is usually funny.
Another question I get asked a lot is, "What do you do after having sex with the microwave?" Well, you can have more sex with the microwave! No matter how many times you have sex with the microwave it never gets old. You can even experiment with other things. For instance, you can try having sex with a stove or a vacuum cleaner. Just make sure that you stay away from electrical appliances as they can hurt you.
For all of these tips and tricks I recommend checking out my book, Sexy Microwave Cooking. I wrote it to help people better understand how they could have sex with the microwave. Hopefully, it will help you find new ways to have sex with the microwave.
So guys, here is the deal. If you are thinking about having sex with a microwave then you should definitely read my book. It contains everything that you need to know. I'm sure that you'll enjoy it!
Later! xdddd

Episode 7 - How to Have Sex with the Microwave

crumpets!

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Aphex Twin - korg funk5 (m00nlightnick uk garage remix)

Snow White Sampled Beat [REVISED] (prod. by NedTheScienceKidd)

Produced By Ned Bundy

Smoke fills my lungs and then it fills the room 
I'm blazing like inferno all i push is doom
my fingertips are coated in the sticky residue 
with my blunt burning from midnight to high noon 
I love to smell a ganja plant knowing it will harness buds 
sticky green rituals 
that it'll get me high as fuck
pour the water into soil like a blessing a satanic  druid 
my eyes are red as fire from the lighter 
avid drug user
Feeling so nice on ice
Let my organs the price
I'm a Devil when i fuck 
and a Devil when i fight 
i am mother fucking drugs 
suck my dick and get high. 
from all areas of code
im trippin out in 505
undercover on the block
I see him ridin by 
i see the future all of times
bloodshot third eye
sending smoke signals from my house 
spiral to the sky 
Pullin up movin thangs so i can have a nice life
They call me nedward scissorhands 
who got the best trimmers  
a pile of drugs up on the table and it's all for dinner
I don't fuck with uppers & downers but sometimes i let them enter
my system like I'm hunter S thompson on the printer  
light a cocaine dunhill don't need no fuckin air i am deceased
my lungs are black like my like my heart buried underground beneath
roasting in pit roast in the streets  
mental feast
im preparin getting fit for the freeze
Thinkin that you slick and i wont care if your a thief 
Its gon get lit like the barrel on my piece

crumpets!

NEDTHEPRODUCER

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