I Wish I Was Elvis

I am a prodigy, connoisseur, genius, talented, gifted, charismatic, playboy, loyal, attractive, incredible, amazing, aryan, brilliant, 1 mil reddit karma, moderator, kino degree, portland resident, strong, confident, philosopher, lobbyist, agent hitler fbi, waco leader, stock market genius, russian-chinese hapa hybrid, troll farm ceo, botnet founder, pureblood, purebred, influencer, racist, tiktoker, bogdanoff handler, mossad agent, billionaire, well adjusted to normal society, very capable of basic human interaction, healthy support system, healthy good influence friends, goes outside, high grades, sexy, demigod, chad, volcel, healthy weight, happy, rainman, autistic sperg savant, many real friends, not isolated, can talk to women, comfortable with figures of authority, wears clothes suited to the environment, crypto sexiollnaire, sigma, incredibly sane, based kino redpilled king not cringe or seethepilled non coper, vr agent, monte carlo owner, top 1% of onlyfan, spy, double agent, gang stalking victim and perp, tailor, soldier, argentinian, grammar genius, linguist, programmer prodigy millionaire genius hard working persistent, awesome, cool, 5d chess grandmaster: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum, DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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I Wish I Was Elvis

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