There, in the distance! It’s a ship!

What luck! Your message in a bottle paid off. Someone has come to rescue your team from the desert island you’ve spent the last three weeks on. As the ship draws closer, you squint your eyes. Through the glare of the hot sun, you can barely make out a recognizable face on the upper deck, waving excitedly!

Once aboard the ship, comfortably showered, fed, and rested, your team meets up with your rescuers. You’re thrilled to discover that they are also musicians, and the boat contains a mobile recording studio! Filled with feelings of joy and relief, you head below deck to let off some steam and make some celebratory tunes as your team finally head home.

VPC7 Round Four - Get in the Group Chat!

Fire Sauce (feat. XoC) by Youth Chili Cook Off!

[Verse 1: Sweeney Toad]
We finally out the big house no longer have to sit out
And miss all the delicacies cause we committed felony
Just a little structure fire that Blockbuster found expired
Burned it down cause they were out of Mrs. Doubtfire

[Verse 2: Phlebia]
They told me not to make a scene
It’s not a big deal, I should stay serene 
But I raised my voice started acting mean
Got the manager trying to intervene
So I doused the place with gasoline
I set it ablaze with the nicotine
Flames orange red like tangerine
Charred to black like tourmaline

[Verse 3: XoC]
Me and my buddies coming straight out of the prison system, sorta feeling sad cause I never gotta visit in them, stomach sorta growling, feeling weak and my vision missing, maybe Taco Bell, for them tacos with the chicken in them

[Verse 4: Sweeney Toad]
First things first bet I gotta get me that chalupa     
Substitute the beef for black bean I’m a connoisseur
Of all the finest tastes I partake in the higher costs
Add the guacamole steak and don’t forget the fire sauce

[Verse 5: Phlebia]
Roll up to my hallowed venue
Take a quick peek at the menu
Several dozen cheesy options
Prices low like it’s an auction
Corn and queso  beans and rice
Baja blast don’t forget the ice
Swap beans for beef cause I’m alpha gal
Add cinnamon twists for the grand finale

[Verse 6: XoC]
So I’m standing in line and the menus all digital, stomach steady screaming, hunger pain feeling critical, daydreaming now, gonna eat til I’m really full, later, on the John, imma spray til it’s a shitty bowl

[Verse 7: Sweeney Toad]
Pull out the drive thru and spark up the doja
We about to dine oooo beautiful ambrosia
Taco-itis later I guess that’s the dire cost
I open up the brown bag THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE?!

[Rant 1: Sweeney Toad]
I was sitting in the car and I opened the Taco Bell bag and I was digging through the sauces. Mild, Hot, Diablo, but where the fuck is the fire? They forgot the fucking fire sauce! I just wanted some god damn fire sauce! Why can’t things ever just work out!
Everything I do, it just never works out! 
It’s like nothing ever goes my way and I’m sick of it all!

[Chorus 1: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 2: Sweeney Toad]
And I just started getting pissed! And I was so pissed I forgot Phlebia and XoC were there. And Phlebia’s calling my name and I didn’t even hear it. He started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!! And XoC he goes: MIKE! what’s the matter?? And I go: All I want is fire sauce, and they wouldn’t give it to me!
All I wanted was fire sauce, just one fire sauce packet, and they wouldn't give it to me. 
Just one FIRE SAUCE!!

[Chorus 2: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 3: Sweeney Toad]
SO WE SWERVED THE CAR BACK AROUND AND THAT WAS IT! I’M NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE! SO WE GRABBED THE GAS CAN OUT THE TRUNK AND WE BURNED THAT GOD DAMN TACO BELL DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND!! (*Sirens* "PuT YoUr HaNdS Up")

[Verse 8: Phlebia]
The smoke rises, hear the sirens come to get me
Guess I blew my only opportunity to get free
Seems like it’s who I am,  I was born a fire bug
Not a killer, not a thug, not a dealer selling drugs

[Verse 9: Sweeney Toad]
Can’t believe we back, flop house penitentiary
Guess we never learn dropped out elementary
Pyromaniac need to throw out my lighter
Grew up with those GI Joes doused up on fire

[Verse 10: XoC]
Back in this prison, I’ve been given major sentence, 57 years, ima lose my independence, all I want are tacos and chalupas like I mentioned, never thought to break out this jail, but now I’m tempted

VPC7 Round 4

Youth Chili Cook Off! [Sweeney Toad, Phlebia] - Fire Sauce (ft. XoC)

Celebrating White Rabbits
Ft YNGSLLVN And Beaker


BKR:
Yo, y'all ever heard of computers?

LLYZZ:
We hella hyphy exciting and love to ride the lightning
Kill the calves that you fuckers insist on idolizing
Simpin that psilocybin we vibin and very violent
The punchest of pilots we washin hands then we riot

YNGSLLVN:
I'm in its grips I feel the silence tightening 
Board the ship rocket quips commence the firing 
We sippin chill all night'n Sriving to taste the violet 
See sounds like ethesia pirates 
Down but we staying the highest

LLYZZ:
Galactic taxi, jump into the backseat, watch me while I drive
I got my ego locked up in the trunk I hope it burn alive
Thelema and Weezy are gonna learn how to fly
Ridin the Thunderbird out to conquer the sky

YNG SLLVN:
We follow in the white rabbit's footsteps
We lost out in the woods with no compass
Pull the stopper from the bottle with my teeth and
Hoist the bottom to the sky and throw away the weekend
Give it to the demon, everyone is shrinkin
All I hear is shriekin -- swimmin toward the beacon

LLYZZ:
What's a real man to a hologram?
I'll follow Lucifer offa path of Hollow Man
You gettin bottled fam, drink you up and swallow
Spew you from my mouth and lay a curse upon the land!

YNGSLLVN:
Corporate lies containing curses, a person's worth is more than purses 
Idol worship surface worthless, open eyed and finding purpose

LLYZZ:
Our purpose -- to tear the heart right outta ya worship
get you tossin and turnin barn stormin and burnin
We no port in a storm crew we're the number one choice and
We want money or blood, so get to picking your poison

YNG SLLVN [LLYZ, YNGSLLVN] - Follow The White Rabbit

CreateLadyJ
Cam3
Twill
Everyone 


(Hook x2 - Twill Distilled)
Yeah we're here to wreck some shit up baby
Yeah we're gonna to mess it up
Yeah we're here to wreck some shit up baby
Feeling like we're at the top


(Verse 1 - CreateLadyJ)
We wreckin every record
Playing the boards like it’s checkers
Took off like we’re NASA
And everyday getting better
Fans are expanded cross country
You know it’s real
Track and field, running circles on MC’s 
That leave their material
Successfully led a career
And kept it lyrical
You’ll keep it in your soul
For years like negro spirituals 
These punk ass Marks keep
Claiming that they Invincible
"Think!"
Smashing they faces in, literal


(Cam3)
J and Cam on this damn beat
And we can’t be bothered
Light's lime, claiming my time
Maxine Waters
No Cap, got it honest as Steve Rogers
Ain't horsin' around like Bojack
To achieve what we accomplished
Living Our Fantasy
Came in the game as Invaders
Dreams of Nirvana
"Here we are now, entertainers!"
Suffered a Mutiny or two but we
Sailed on without rest
All or Nothing as we proceed to
South by Southwest


(Bridge - ALL)
You cannot stop us
Cuz we will not allow it
And there is nothing
That you can do about it
Basking in the glory
Now the world is ours
So turn the music up louder…


(Hook x2)


(Verse 2 - J)
I go in like Yosemite Sam,
It’s hunting season
Always jumpin in the action
And jam like Liam Nesson
Fuck ya treason, I am geekin
To travel for every reason,
(Cam)
Soon as Wreck hit the stage...
(Both)
NO PEACE, NO SLEEPIN!
Rocking socks and chopping blocks 
Off like lumberjacks
When I’m bored, I'ma roar on these
Hoes like Thundercats
(J)
Y'all waiting on good vibrations
(Cam)
Call us the Rumble Pak
Y’all got hits? No shit, Sherlock
Benedict Cumberbatch
(J)
And you fumbling on the catch
We like Hulk and them on the set
Assembling the Cavalry
Like Avengers, you know what’s next 
Fire bending as I’m spitting
And felt in the solar plexus
While Osiris run the business
We hold down the rest
(Cam)
So count ya blessings
Unless you that pressed on stepping out
Against the badass bastard
Stepkids of Wreck-It Ralph
Stayed woke and chose violence
Ghost riding the mosh pits
Sparta kick your door
What's a gatekeeper to locksmiths?


(Bridge)


(J)
Run with the set!
Or you’ll get wrecked!
Stay on that Wu-Tang shit,
Protect ya neck!


(Verse 3 - J)
We won’t allow,
Anyone in
This crew
That will become 
An imposter
Now
Inner power 
Always take form
When we’ve
Rippin off all our masks
Our true forms


No defending im winning, 
im kickin the ball,
Hit it until i get it in the goal,
Doing my dirt as the newest contender
and the consequences that willin to fall,
Lending the ball is not easy for me,
But I know that im cool
Cuz I do have a team, 
And if i played a fool 
then they'd take it from me, 
Say that i rule then tell me to leave,
My team the only ones 
That’s in my vacancy, 
The Phantom Thieves,
Stealing hearts then we make a scene
Stay on the case
Just like I’m Goro Akechi
Y’all cannot handle the weight it heeds 
Heart won’t manifest
A palace as penalties,
Chasing me really will take all your energy,  
Break your mobility in the facility,
I move around with 
Motherfuckin sonic speed, 


Sit down. Shut up.
We hold the crown cause
We willing to come up, 
Take criticisms like power ups, dumb fucks
And you wonder why ya team is stuck
We muscle the hustle
And take it Bare Knuckle
Then Rage in the Streets
Like Yuzo Koshiro
Y’all losers and zero
We movin like Fearows
Y’all never seen us coming, did you?

Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3] - At The Top (ft. Twill Distilled)

ch.
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place
Got some grass and trees
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotchu

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
You got me

v1.
[Nursehella]
It's no Park Place but there's a place to park
I get drunk in the driveway before it gets dark

[Ultraklystron]
Chop wood got the flames a blaze
Creosote log clearin' out chimney ways

[Nursehella]
Imma write on the walls, imma hang on my balls
Imma run around stupid when I stomp down the halls

[Ultraklystron]
I got the taxes filed, discounts piled
Stackin' write offs while the neighbors smile

[Beefy]
got debt, credit card is maxed
Suddenly, who gives a shit bout tax

[Beefy & ultraklystron]
(ME!)

[Beefy]
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you
To run the, washer dryer and the vacuum - I thank you
I don't wanna say that youtube a savior
But on my trimmer I can change the fuel lines and the carburetor now
Put in cameras and a fake sign up for safegaurd
Husqvarna, none other, no shit  this is my yard

v2.
[Beefy]
Used to. Have a. Wooden. Deck in. My back. Yard bitch.
Then I. Tore it. Down with. My bare. Fuckin. Hands. Shit.
Not gonna overcharge me
Nobody stronger than beef
Got sawzaw and I'm cutting it raw and I
Rip it apart now it's so fuckin clean

[Ultraklystron]
I got the saw in the basement 
Branches dunno what they're facin'!

[Nursehella]
I got the heat gun it's blastin'
I fuckin' melted this plastic, PLAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Grindin' the yard rototiller
Grubs do not it's a killer!

[Nursehella]
We gonna rip up the yard and
Now I be plantin' a garden!

[Ultraklystron]
Been chillin with back hoe, 
I'm like "weeds get out my way!"

[Nursehella]
Been chillin' with a kink hose
Be like "bitch just fuckin' spray," BRRAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Gettin' equity with amenities
sleepin' restfully
Better credit please, 
payin' flexibly, huh??!

[Nursehella]
On a wifey lifey, 
in a kitchen with a knifey
Do a lil net n' skypey, 
gotta mortgage and it's hyphy!

[Beefy]
With all the debt that we collecting
I'll be honest I be sweating
If we left then I'd be missin
All the freedom I've been getting
But yo frankly I've been freatin
Every other single second
That fate wanna teach a lesson
Chaos wanna catch me slippin ha
I'm only one bad day away
From not being able to play
Aeration was scheduled today
Yes I got hose and I'm makin em spray

outro.
[Ultraklystron]
Who's that yard? Who's it is?

[Nursehella]
I kill all ya dogs who be doin' they biz!

[Ultraklystron]
Three bedrooms and we fill the closets!

[Nursehella]
Draw on every wall, imma fuckin' artist!

[Ultraklystron]
The home office get remote deposits!

[Nursehella]
Watch me work imma caulk these faucets!

[Ultraklystron]
Landscape with Japanese maples, son!

[Nursehella]
Thot Team blast you with a staple gun!

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Property (ft. Beefy)

Ooh, it's a sexy ass beat in the headphones
I was moving my feet even when I was alone,
Now we're close, and you're closing the door
I want more, baby show me what you got

Like a head in the sky, feeling so high,
Now I'm being lain down low, so slow, oh my
So nice, we caress, fingers run across your chest
Running through the little hairs, like a nest, come here...

I get close and I whisper in your ear
All the things you know I wanna hear, and some you don't
I say "Mike, every castle needs a moat", "and you know,
that you're mine, you protect me like the outermost

wall of a keep", "you're the lord to my lady, but baby,
there's something you should know":
They're saying we make fun of rap. They say we're whack.

They say we're whack?

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

Ohh, I'm in bed,
tucked up tight for the night, I'm wrecked, all set,
For a helluva snooze, got a flight direct
Down to noddy land, I body slam,
Down on the sheets, so silky soft,  
And I'm lost in the dreams in my head, instead

DING DING on the phone on my nightstand
Right then, message on read
"They're saying we make fun of rap"
"They say we're whack"
Now I'm shell-shocked staring at the text
Hit em with the "new phone, who dis?", Frank says "dude it's,
me" and you know what's next 
We hold each other tight, we cry together 
We try to make it better cos we're so depressed

And the messages are coming in the streams.
Y'all motherfuckers mean.

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

When you, go hat shopping you want a hat
So how is that bad? Your feedback is whack
Not my raps, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
Like a dog when its got a paralysis tick

Click click, have you ever ever felt like this
When strange things happen and you're going round the twist? (this is a reference to an australian show you don't know)
A group from Down Under just went over your head (this is a reference to how you didn't get that last reference)

We're under ya bed, like Sulley, 
And we're landing on the Hudson
Guns on my belt, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
You can celebrate this dick

*random hype noises*

Spandex Moose is the best band!
In the VPC, every year!

Spandex Moose are the best rappers!
In history, this is some Wu Tang Shit

Celebrate (Spandex Moose!) come on!


It's the moose, dawg
Number One like Hoops, dawg (this is another funny reference you don't get but it's funny trust me)
Thats the truth, dawg
Two man wrecking crew, dawg
We're just front-page news, dawg
Call us Murdochs

We're from the Antipodese
Yeah antipod-eez nuts

You had garlic? How bout you garlic my butthole

Kings of the mic
And if you don't like it?
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
*mic drop*

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT (ft. Joey Zed)

[MC117]
Well I died
Guess I should have watched my step
Now I find
I’m unsure about what’s next
There was so much left unsaid
Wasted years and now I’m dead
Shed a tear for all the time I wish I had
Moving on
[Bobby]
Thought I’d make it, hey I didn’t
[MC117]
I'm swept along
[Hookshot]
Something new is next, what is it?
[MC117]
Is that a cat? Well it can’t be all that bad
I never reckoned that -- 
[Hookshot]
Hey there’s a second cat
[MC117]
No make that three now four, so many more
What’s going on?

I’m in Purrvana
And I’m never leaving
Don’t wanna
All you unbelieving
You’re gonna 
[Bobby]
Gonna gonna
[MC117]
Meow down 
[Bobby]
Meow down
[MC117]
I’m living it up in Purrvana

Is this alright tho?
[Bobby]
Or just a mistake?
[MC117]
Some cosmic typo?
[Bobby]
I don’t care cuz it’s great!
[MC117]
So many sunbeams I just want to sit and smile
No more sad things
[Bobby]
No people just cats!
[MC117]
Endless napping
[Klopfenpop]
And eat all the snacks!
[MC117]
And every night you’ll find me in the kitten pile

[Bobby Arson]
I guess we're not gonna make it after all
Never left the island where we met out curtain call
Human heaven didn't want the Funk so here we up
Caught up in a sunbeam, dreaming of a yarn ball...
Can you feel the sunshine setting purrgatory vibes is getting different 
You can see the kitty's with their twitcy little tails and their curious instincts
Think I mighta seen a pair of creepy eyes staring through the thicket 
Maybe I'm just tired but that looks like a Jaguar in the distance
[Hook Shot]
Wait a minute man, he's looking at me, there's no where I can dip to
[Bobby Arson] 
Oh man and he's licking his chops and I think that he can hear my chattering sweet tooth
[Hook Shot]
Ive been packing on them pounds, it ain't gonna be hard to hunt me
[Bobby Arson] 
Kitty cat flipped on his back he just want rubbies on his tummy
[Hook Shot]
Full Moon has ascended 
[Bobby Arson] 
Pupils are all Viscous
[Hook Shot]
Stroll by whip cream lake
[Bobby Arson] 
I'm tryna get to catnip thicket
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
Visit the Infinite Chicken!!! 🐔
[Bobby Arson] 
Let's prowl with ghostly visits
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
It's a cosmic mix up getting into midnight mischief
[Hook Shot]
There's, cats on the ceiling tiles
[Bobby Arson] 
Cats on the countertops
[Hook Shot]
Cats in a seething pile
[Bobby Arson] 
Beaches made of litter box
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
Mr. Boots with that present about to drop a bird on ya 
Rise and Shine another day has come and gone with the dawn.

Special Guest Cats:
Josie
Eddie
Otis
Henry
Nyx
Gavin
Billy
Junebug
Snowy
Sunny

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - Purrvana (ft. 1-Up Funk)

(#Raccune)
Man, NoShoes, can you believe we're sailing back
Another day stuck at sea, G, I don't think we would last...ya dig?

(NoShoes)
It don't get much closer than that
bodies in tact, but it ain't no time to relax 

(#Raccune)
But a little time to relax is all I needed. It ain't no holiday being stuck at sea.
I'm stressed out too but we're safe so let's just chill NoShoes, what's up?

(NoShoes)
So much in my mind to unpack been long piled up and in stacks 
with enough weight to break backs I'm waiting for my collapse

(#Raccune)
Man, I feel you. Did I tell you on the island I almost died?
I think I ate some poison something and I was hanging on for life.
But I thought I married a mermaid, so I guess that part was nice.
Come on, NoShoes, something's on your mind, man, what's up?

(NoShoes)
It's not the passion I lack, or love I have for this craft
I feel it's the way that some act and how they be praising some tracks
And how opinions aren't fact, and yet I focus on that
It's like literal shit on a decent verse that I spat

-Hook- (Bobby Arson)
There's No Victory
(theres no Victory)
Without Empathy
(without empathy)
No Victory

You're not a winner to me
brutality without morality
You can keep your Victory


(Bobby)
No Victory over whack hacks passed last lap So im sleeping on you
Nothing nice to say then keep your errant view thats striking through like

(NoShoes)
Yeah I took my licks (that's an adjective for strife)
I'm gonna make it clear this time so I don't confuse you pervy types

(Bobby)
Swerving right, cuz when you shred the dudes your crew is fuckin heartless
and we just wanted to be a part of this cool shit you started

(NoShoes)
A victory is hollow if you only choose to bask in it
Winning's only good until you find the perfect casket fit

(Bobby)
So dont ask if he remembers the combination to the lock
where keeps those evil thoughts he's been training to shoulder off
I probably wouldn't go up in there the voices make it hard to sleep
So keep on Judging me and ill be busy counting sheep

(NoShoes)

The angel in my ear hates giving credit to a meme
but every one of you mother fuckers fighting a battle unseen
You pay attention to the lines, when struggles lie in between
And all you choose to do is be mean
 
(Bobby)
There's a difference between constructive and being a flat out asshole
(NoShoes)
But the opinions of Swine? Well. They only make my eyes roll
(Bobby)
Capitalist pigs tryna squash the proletariat
(NoShoes)
Once you buy the farm, there's no more animals to carry it

THIS IS NERDCORE
I AM NERDCORE

(Hook)

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Do Panic 9ft. Bobby Arson)

[beef]
tanner cook me up a hot one
add a bunch of filters, make me sound like johnny rotten

[tanner]
ADD A FEW GUITARS?

[beef]
well I kinda think we oughta

[tanner]
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES

[beef]
I appreciate ya brother
so the other day we had posted up our tunes
I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews 

[tanner]
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

[beef]
yea I know it

[tanner]
KINDA STUPID

[beef]
and I tried to just ignore it but I kinda fuckin blew it
but
These people say I'm in a pocket
this a joke about how there's not that many women that would rock it?
cause i'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years

[tanner]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

[beef]
what they saying?

[tanner]
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING

[beef]
like my raps are all the same?

[tanner]
NOT EXACTLY

[beef]
what they mean?

[tanner]
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[beef]
they don't like my flow?
like my attitude or how I rock it at a show?
I'll be honest it's shaking me
don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
but this isn't so savory
anyway, Tanner, where did you go?

[tanner]
I DON'T KNOW

[beef]
Wormhole?

[tanner]
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO!

[beef]
Then a being did appear as a vision
she had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position 
then she whispered..

[twill]
Welcome to my dimension Beefy

[beef]
holy shit!

[twill]
Welcome to my world listen up cause i’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you the answers you need but you better not drop it

[beef]
Oh no aw shit

[twill]
Wait what’s wrong?

[beef] 
I don’t have enough pockets!

[twill]
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a snickers
Or a hot pocket
BITCH

[beef]
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss

[dark beef]
who's been in my biz
sniffing up all my piss covered shit?

[beef]
Wtf?

[dark beef]
someone wanna come in and knock on throne
could never just leave me alone 
So I throw em a bone like a K9
shook but i stay fly
look like the same guy
i do not know why
maybe im warrior he like the renegade
i cloud be president he could be running mate
feel like I'm being played
should i eliminate
is weird that i kinda wanna penetrate

[beef]
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
 ended up here from a chick with a space tube

[dark beef]
If true, that's bigly news

[beef]
you talk like that  here?

[dark beef]
Yeah you should too
never had fans and I never did shows 
but i think it's because they all envy my flows
i can do anything sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1

[beef]
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
before I go 
I gotta know
why you hostile if we're the same bro?

[dark beef]
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
like 2 on the sides and 2 cover the ass

[beef]
you talking bout pockets?

[dark beef]
yeah. we don't got that

[beef]
no pockets? that's nonsense

I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo!

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Pockets (ft. Twill Distilled)

My Big Ups Mantra Vs. Battle Scars Lyrics


Hobbes (Verse 1A):

I'm dope - customized an island it still floats/

Hard to cope - for a minute I lost hope/

Now I'm macho man elbow drop off the top rope/

Combinacion cabron while in line at a Costco./


Tia (Verse 1B):
Well, that went smoothly, watched too many Zombie movies
This boat feeling groovy, let me dip in the Jacuzzi
Ride the track like a buoy, I turn over a new leaf
We see the beauty when we cruising, as we’re passing by a nude beach

John (Verse 1C): 

Real sick for awhile, bounced back/

Story ain't over though, time for the soundtrack/

Keep fighting back at 100 miles an hour/

Category 5 hurricane: win-powered


Hobbes (Verse 1D): 

I got soul, determinations colossal

Easing riding down a street full of potholes

Consoles corroding throw it out with the compost

Fresh new system shared to all like a bot post


HOOK

Just Here To Say

Thank You For Being Dope

(Yeah to you in the mirror x2)

My Big Ups Montra Versus Battle Scars


Tia (Verse 2A):
Let it air out, like fly quotes of survival
It’s an elegant signpost, when we sowing our wild oats
It’s a view that’s unrivaled, while we rock the recital
We don’t just ride the wave, we restoring the ‘tidal’


John (Verse 2B):

I feel this peace inside my soul

I think I finally got control

Vibes are flowin like the 

Waterfalls, and love is all I know


Hobbes (Verse 2C): 
I keep it going full steam; on the mic I’m beastie

Beastly with the rhymes;body fools like Beaksley

Been doin this for years haven’t reached my peak, see

The thing about me is I keep believing



Tia (Verse 2D):
No malice present, this vessel of emotion,

But I cannot find a word to say, This feeling of desertion,

I look to the sky, the birds sing and clouds dancing,

The stars aligned together, like a trance of romancing

 

HOOK 


John (Verse 3A):

Alright, let’s show some love…


You’re the voice that can conquer my world, you’re the 

Kiss that can calm all the raging seas of anxieties
Fighting me, silently subsiding these reprising

Dreams… Beautiful, thanks for finding me


Hobbes (Verse 3B)

Get on the stage, can't do it without you

Thank you for being a friend, no doubt crew

And family coming first, nothing but love in the verse

Cruising on this voyage of personal learning


Tia (Verse 3C):
Fortune as it seems, has the sweet taste of fate,

The coin that lands on edge, That presumes to make its date,

There’s a joy in the gift of bliss, a twist of a persistent kiss 
Celebrating tenderness, amidst adventurous interests...


John (Verse 3D):

Everyone listening, whether you’re tired,

Feeling overwhelmed or completely uninspired:

We’ll celebrate together, as the world opens for us.

Love Hacknslash, Prowess, and the boys from Dappersaurus

Dappersaurus - My Big Ups Mantra VS Battle Scars (ft. Johnny Hacknslash & Prowess the Testament)

Verse 1 
Ensign Hall...personal log

Been a 3 month deployment in deep space
And I need some enjoyment at a clean pace 
You know, a bunch of babes and beefcakes
where the beats break so hard it make my feet shake (Risa!)
The works been hard -   guess we did somethin right! 
ready to have fun tonight -  yo Ryako, what’s it like?

It’s like paradise, I swear that it’s nice
And by nice, I mean naughty 
You should take my advice
And go for a visit if you need some action
The holodeck can only give you half the satisfaction
  
Guess you're right, time for the full monty
Allllll night you'll have to pull 'em off me
Whoa, cowboy! You first need a horga'hn
A statue you display if you’re in need of a hard on
Lieutenant! Captain Sparks sure knows how to   pick 'em 
But you clocked me right, ready to lick 'em and stick 'em
Let’s go to Risa, it’s a planet made for pleasure
You can party hard and get it on at your leisure


CHORUS

Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
There’s a statue in my pocket and no phasers in sight
Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
Getting that jamaharon all day and all night
Jamaharon x4



Verse 2

Okay, Ensign Hall! Are you ready for some fun?
You should whip out that horga’hn to attract someone  
Let’s sit by the pool with our statues on display
Relax, I’m sure someone will be on their way 
Oh my god, there’s a hot blonde staring right at me
He’s got blue eyes and he’s 6’3”
Jesus, those abs are hard as a rock
And he’s got big feet, so I bet he’s got a big--- 
Stop...maybe let me at him first
Or you ‘bout to pull rank and live free with yer thirst?
Okay okay, you should do what entice
Plus his homegirl right there is lookin real nice
And they so, so  interested in all the things we like
Like going back to their p  lace to live our best life

Got a penthouse, They’re rich, I assume
Walk through the door
Wait, this doesn’t look like a room!
      
It’s a trap! (wrong fandom) these folks really seemed like the nicest
One thing’s for sure, captain sparks ain’t gonna like this


********
BREAKDOWN
********

Oh It’s all fun until you lose all your gear and get your jewels run

I expected this kind of shit from you ensign
For weeks I could smell the sexual tension; Butthole clenchin
Not to mention; I saw your holodeck logs and damn son
I have no idea where that pornhub holo program even came from

lieutenant ryako, I don’t even know what to say
How you gonna go and lead my bro astray
You shoulda know this shit was mayday
The minute you put that hor gan on display

you knew better, Hall; So Ryako won’t take the whole fall
I could have you out of Star fleet; With one sub space phone call
So you can take some sort of heat too; Wait, too late huh?
Thinking w your cock Got it burnin don’t it? Better call phlox

And then there’s the mugging; you went and got all your gear took?
And when I show this report to the admiral
How you think that’s gonna look?

After this disaster; you’ll both spend the next three cycles scrubbing
plasma reactors
Not to mention the factor; One minor complicator
That we can’t seem to find 
EITHER OF YOUR GOD DAMNED COMMUNICATORS

AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES




FINAL CHORUS

Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
There’s a statue in my pocket and no phasers in sight
Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
Getting that jamaharon all day and all night
Jamaharon x4

[#%^] - Ensign's Holiday (Where the Fuck Are My Pants) (ft. Ryako)

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Santa Madre Teresa de Calcutá (2020)

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