VPC7 R2: TOP TO BOTTOM

Play Sullivan Family Values - the playable RPG to go with this track at https://yngsllvn.com

Measure up -- not enough
Ruin everything I touch
heart is ash, blood is dust
Every beat a cover up
I got debt to settle up
Medical, vendettical
Throw me on the bonfire:
Skeptical heretical
Every time I level up
I put it on that rogue shit:
Double talk, weaponry
Knowledges, lockpicks
Every bar is bouta to hit
Like bitter mana potions
You can catch these hands
Like I'm throwin out explosives
I'm caustic, I'm basic
I'm awesome, I ain't shit
I fucked most my life up
And I can't escape it
No skills, depravèd
Degenerate wasted
Chasin off payments


AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to your mama
to your sister 
to your father 
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor 
to your preacher 
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to the neighbor 
Who maintains he fuckin hates ya
To your teacher gradin papers yo
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the senators who say they represent you
But their morals are for rent well
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS


Ketamine coma in the classroom
Y'all aghast, and I'm like:
Did I fuckin ask you?
Y'all the same fools 
who'd throw me in the trash
Cause I ain't go no degree and 
I refuse to kiss your ass
I'm done with the pretension
That I fuck with your pretension
You can crawl up in my mentions
Bawlin sobbin so upset and
I'll be sippin on Electric Kool
This the acid test
Contemplate my next move
This a game of chess
What's the point of buildin up
When the waters set to rise
And the minters of the money
Got their bunkers prepped to hide
That's a problem for the future
I got problems right now
I can solve em cuz
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS


to your mama
to your sister 
to your father 
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor 
to your preacher 
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the PTA, the HOA, the NSA
The IRA and Dave Coulier
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To every person in your shitty little town
They're coppin on the lowdown
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

VPC 7 Round 2

YNG SLLVN [LLYZZ, YNGSLLVN] - At Least

Super Mario Match Maker

Welcome one and all to the mushroom kingdom
Gettin' in mah groove I assume ya thinkin'
it's all PG, keep it honest like Lincoln
But they're tryna keep it hush dude just like Clinton

Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Daisy, Peach
there's gotta some freakin' going on beneath the sheets
Bowser Jnr, Baby Rosalina, so freaky
women always gettin wet and wild with waluigi

wahhhhhh I'm not a shy guy
maaaan I was surprised to find
Princess Peach is out pimpin' peeps and
Birdo's doin' blowies on the cheep cheep beach

No more Paper Mario now we're usin' rubbers
On Toad's rockin' chode not tryna make mothers
and we're not even gettin' to the milestone yet
Cos your slipslide ride make my dry bones wet

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong


We're down in the basement lookin for DUCKHUNT (da cunt)
We're on an odyssey that's a homer run
If you know your Greek epics that's a sneaky pun
I'm also down here doin' cheeky cums

You know Wario's always playin' by himself
It's a good thing too cos the dude truly smells
Myself man I've got an abundance of wealth
I'll trade you 100 coins n I'll give you one up wahh

I don't want diddy kong baby gimme daddy kong
big balls like tanuki bringin' that daddy dong
whip it down my warp pipe pappa don't fear
I pinkie promise there's no piranha plant here

Treat me like Yoshi I'll be swallowing ya aggs
But once you've finished I'll be packin' my bags
I've gotta leave sweetie, not far to go
it's not you it's a me, Mario!

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Mario Match Maker

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen : Roll Credits
V SLOT: Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
P SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)



Well I been hurt before
It gave me pause, I'm feeling sore
Not anymore
Don't trim these claws I'll fight that war
And I'm okay 
Just curl up with my cat and lock my heart away
No I won't stray 
But you've been hanging around
And on your lap I found

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that 
I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

Heading out of state
If you wouldn't mind there's something I'd 
appreciate
Thanks it would be great if you 
Could swing on through
And feed my cat and tell her that she's pretty too
She'll prob'ly hide from you
Oh wow she lets you hold her
Sleeping on your shoulder

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that 
I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

You came on the scene
And made a beeline for that feline
Don't know what it means
Even still you're so furmiliar
 
[ SKIT ]
What do you think, kitty?
Meow
Yeah I know, I'm... I'm just not sure...
Meow
OK that's fair.  
Meow
No, I see your point.  Honestly I appreciate it
Meow
Me too buddy.  Me too.

My cat likes you
And that's good enough for me
because I like it here with you and my cat
 
My cat likes you 
And that's good enough for me
Because I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It could be true
And happily be something new
With you and me and our cat

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - My Cat Likes You

Adventure Choices: 
Dating Sim 
Character Creation

Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune


P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Perfect Husbando

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,


Verse 1:
As i acquire the ability to articulate
Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
Calm creator, in the center stage
Develop dashing details i demonstrate
Enigmatic elegance i emanate
French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
Gearing up, get language i generate
Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
Initiating the indicated imitation
join my journey, just be patient
You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
Every keystroke through the fiber optic
Is key to how i acquire knowledge
learn to let go of lost losers
Listen, I’m a lot smoother

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai

Verse 2: 
Memories, most magical moments
Never leave, no matter the notion
Open arms you grab by the ocean
So potent, its practically potion
Quality time, undivided quotient
Relax, romantically Roped in
Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
Unusual, wont become jealous
Understanding under umbrellas
Vision of love, undeveloped
Until i feel something well up
World wondering what to tell us
Excite excess, xylem led us
Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 3:
No fair to compare, i act that a way
No more home alone on saturday
I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
You control the trope from shoujo anime
I could be a Transfer student
with an attitude that acts aloof and
I’m a handsome dude
But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
raise my hand to get the best score
the answer to what’s on the test board
What’s that doki in your chest for
Must be cuz i moved in next door
set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
high school prince when childhood ends
All depends, on what you like in men
if you dont like me, you can try again

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

VPC7 Round 2

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Perfect Husbando

Challenge: 
First Person Shooter - End Credits 
Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (signing)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (no snares)

heh Fight then
Hell I know you're scared
and I know you don't believe in yourself
But if we don't stand up right here
Then none of it meant anything

It came overnight there was nothing you could have prepared for 
like how would you kill those you care for 
and once you have what is there to be scared for tho

I am not prey they can hunt down 
Moving so long feeling run down 
Gotta find somewhere safe by sundown 
I don’t wanna be there when the horde come round 
and I’m


Lost in the dead of night 
Just Tryna stay alive 
I say we have a chance 
When i know it’s a lie 
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside 
It cost me everything 
I bet you barely tried 

This can’t be the end I’m all outta options 
I’m down to my last i been here before to be honest too often 
Trust is a thing of the past now all i can count on is losses 
Time just been moving too fast so I’m paying em back when this shot hits 


I could write a book on how to kill a friend and i haven’t slept in days having trouble with my temper 
hit em with a head shot hope you don’t remember 
everything i love now lost in the embers

I will not surrender to my fear 
But i can’t let down my guard they’re always near

This city tried to swallow me whole
And the dead are always calling me home

Never slowing down no rest for the wicked 
Seem at this point i could swear I’m addicted 
This ride go hell and I’m punching some tickets 
I’m sorry you fell I’m not spreading the sickness 


Lost in the dead of night 
Just Tryna stay alive 
I say we have a chance 
When i know it’s a lie 
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside 
It cost me everything 
I bet you barely tried 

Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost)

No She was already dead
It didn't mean anything
So you're mad that you woke up one day
and life's a war?

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Lost

In this game you play the role of a plucky young aquaculture farmer. 
Our journey covers the character creation setup of the piece. 

There's some double-time and what I try to claim is singing vocally throughout the track. 
tanner4105 has provided some smoothed out Donkey Kong Country instrumentals for your ear holes. 

Welcome back (welcome back)
now's your chance (now's your chance)
to heed advice and get you leveled and advance
Yo aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
 but another terrible character I might just go insane
but that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano 
but you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
invading info
innovative intro
incredibly incognito
you'll need your payment info
can’t get that until you grown at least to level 5
can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
ayo that's wack
why you gotta build your guy like that?
got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
and darlin that's a fact 


we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend 


You should think twice about your stats
You took no points in traps
but your sex appeal is maxed
I don't even know what it's even in the game for 
maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4, 
bundled it with Recore, wasting all this time for
me to make a report, busting up the keyboard
Cause I don't know what you're doing
yo  your whole vibe I'm not fluent
if you're the crustacean student
our reputation is ruined
and I can't handle it, manage it, 
your failures so elaborate 
business plan so immaculate 
your dumbass couldn't handle it
all ya gotta do is click that shrimp
It’ll run that script, it’ll count them chips
you don't gotta use a fist 
wanna give a little kiss
and I got another hint
wanna find out what it is?
Yo you can unlock a lightsaber! 
none greater neighbor, so tell me what to ya think?
maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend

You gotta click that shrimp
You gotta click that shrimp
Click that shrimp, baby, click that shrimp (x4)

{Important Information Here}

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We’ll never get your currency, man

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Aquaculture

Dating Sim
Final Encounter
V; Singing
P: no snare 



lets try again
sim date with godzilla
last time again
in guerilla Villa

one more time again
after all this time you stilla realla thrilla?
whats a king kong say to sway godzilla? 
I want you back Godzilla i need you back


A jet black stare (it) just wasnt fair
I knew the color of (her) underwear UH
MACAW MATRE D (sez) please take a seat (tez)
down on ya feet (or) up in a tree (yez)
it was my  idea (ah) couldnt be more clear (ya)
reservation list taken half a year
drank half a beer giving into fear yes
should i get godzill-a to get undressed

timestamp 1:27

(godzilla roar)
GIL:whats that honey youre Ebirah thermidor is ok?
(roar)
GIL:oh its ebirah newberg? do you want me to get the waiter?
(roar)
GIL:oh uh you want me to go to the chef myself ok...
door opens
GIL:hey chef thugmaster sir
CHEF:WHADDAYA WANT?
GIL:its just my G/f who is godzilla ordered  a ebirah thermidor and--
CHEF: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ME
GIL: WHAT
CHEF:DO YOU WANT TO BANG NEXT TO THE DEEP FRYER OR NOT?
GIL: YES
KAIJU SEX NOISEs FOR A FEW BARS

ITS THE LOVE between these walls
Its the love between these balls
KKMDS 
LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
Love will conquer all


OOwa -OO X2
GAME OVER FOR YOU 
GAME OVER FOR FOOLS


I AINT PLAYING GAMES 9(no)
I aint PLAY TO LOSE (no)
but if its all the same (yes)
thugmaster's who is choose (yes)
is it so wrong I gotta lay the shlonga
built like a konga couldnt wait any longa
I know hows it go, daw i get trampled into foi gra
zilla slay me on truffle filet mignon
get my bill beaton like will weaton
but its brains over braun gotta get it on

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - Scenes From A Gorilla Restaurant

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

Haagen D–dz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - Sokovian Death Dance

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

FPS 
final encounter
singing 
odd time signature



Singing verse:
Raise those hands high 
Think you know what it is
Bring that brass out
If you don’t want to live
Go ahead and fight back
Father’s son after all
Be wary you don’t like that
Sound they make when they fall

Bridge:
Why don’t you pass it down the Bloodline
Try to hide it if you find appeal
It’s all relative whats inside
Prying eyes make it real
Why don’t you pass it down the line
Try to hide it if you feel
It’s relative what’s inside
Prying eyes make it real

Rapping verse:
Quick with the gunplay, slow with the tough talk, I can do this all day
Easier than fish in a barrel funneled down a hallway 
All that wit gets you nowhere with hands slower than molasses
Steel launches steel into bodies of assassins
Pull the hammer back then let the hammer drop
Selling one way tickets to go meet with Astaroth
Maybe I could change this if it weren’t for this blood
But the gauntlets been thrown and I picked that gauntlet up 


Cutscene:
MC - I thought you were better than this. But I can see I was wrong. I can see now there’s only one way. And I hate to say it, but it’s the way you taught me.


Father/Mentor turned villain - You could have been the best of us, kid. Damn shame you had to go and grow a conscience like that. No matter. I can always have another son


MC - Good for you, I can never have another father, but I can make sure it ends with me

Hook:
Well al this talk about a guiding light
But no one ever speaks of where it leads
Imagine giving up the fight
While there’s blood left to bleed

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] - BLOODLINE

Genre: RPG
Screen: The Final Encounter
V Slot: Zolt Energy Serum
P Slot: A Studderbunk Clock

Sound of footsteps 
Desh: Sighs. I was truly hoping I wouldn’t find you here
Ryako: Sinister Laugh. Sorry to disappoint you
Swords drawing

Could’ve sworn that you valued
Creativity
Look we were born into bad news
We ain’t giving these
Thoughts you entertain credence
You hate feeling the
Emotions that come with life
We can't get relief

Stop 
They are not 
All the monsters you perceive 
Constantly
I've only fought
With the hope that you believe

Knocking 
Them down's not an
Option
I hope you can see

Human life is beautiful. So choose peace


We had so much love between us now you'd rather cast 
it all aside
They are not a cancer to this planet they deserve this life you should
Apologize

Why would You would rather decide to end every bit of life existing
Than to make an effort to resolve the people’s problem systems

And Eliminate their need for any power struggles 
don’t just 
kill them


Why did you choose to
Betray us all
We swore to protect them. Now you wanna 
Slay them all
So I gotta 
Get involved
I love you
But protecting life is above you 
So I must
Obey my call
And I pray that
I don’t fall
I don't know why you’d do this
You know Chaos is human

Desh: We were lovers. How could you allow yourself to be consumed by such hate?
Ryako: Hmph

We’ve gotta fight if you insist on wiping our people out
Feel like I’ve been lied to cuz you told me not to even doubt
Human capacity to create communities full of peace and now

You say chaos justifies genocide
Oh no

You're telling me to step aside
won't go

Seeing them filled you with such pride
no hope

Now I guess someone here is gonna die
solo

You recall telling me how you loved the way I swung my blade?
Wonder how you feel about it now I'm bout to run your fade
You’re not leaving me too many options. I don’t want this, bae
But human life is doomed if you got your way


You would swear that order’s been disrupted
And that mass murder only would adjust this
You commit to ending life it thrusts me
Into this position where I must be
Violent for the sake of justice


Why did you choose to
Betray us all
Now you wanna 
Slay them all

I love you
But I must
Obey my call
And I pray that
I don’t fall

Cuz
Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Sounds of swords clashing. Feet skidding. Panting.

Swords clang


You recall how it used to be? Cuz I do
We used to protect these lives, or at least try to
I exist to uphold human free will. Unlike you
You're to bring order right back if the chaos rules

For Too long or it causes too many problems
We're here to preserve human life not dissolve it
Your obsession with balance is only gonna cause death
For all of them and for both of us. No it won’t offset

Life simply won’t exist
It’s absurd that you'd rather have emptiness 
in this universe where we both live in bliss
Your determination doesn't make any sense

It's heartbreaking that as we battle I'm having to be forgetting 
All of the love that was keeping us working on this together
Now every bond that we've ever enjoyed is being severed


Why did you choose to
Betray us all
Now you wanna 
Slay them all
I love you
But I must
Obey my call
And I pray that
I don’t fall

Cuz
Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me


Desh: I don’t care what it takes. I’ll stop you. You can’t do this
Ryako: Laughs. Only human.

Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako] - Chaos is Human

We chose to do a boss Battle inspired by the confrontation with Shaelob from Lord of the Rings, Return of the King

We also did it as a troll of the concept, 1up Funk is commisioned to write the ending of the new 1up Funk Game
and instead we wont shut up about LOTR

Hookshot chose to use the Chiptune elements in his Beat:
HookShot adds a new element to the composition, every 4 bars as traditional VGM would

Bobby chose to use the Aliteration Aumlet which is evidenced 
Bobby also used singing and doubletime, but feels the aliteration was the focus



INTRO

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score. 
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

X2

VERSE

Well we were a wizard and a warrior well worn with wearyness
were in this waking wicked evil in this wilderness
wandering while we watch whispers walk in whisps
while arachnid witches wound up out of the where the wind whips

animalistic with an acrobatic acumen 
ansilary amateurs after her abdomen
all arrows knocked all alchemy on afterburn 
attacking adolescent ankle biters 
Fucking Amateurs! 

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire 
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher 
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots
 
8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

SKIT

Bobby Arson: Yeah dude like Shaelob but like shes like a Hip Hop Spider like wearing Reeboks and Shit

Hook Shot: Yeah yeah!

Sam Whitehead: No No, were not doing a Lord of the Rings Thing

HS: Yeah like damn ahoooo *beatbox noise

SW: Weve been over this

Bobby: Yeah, we have been over this, its almost like... we've, been here before

SW: NO

HS: "that's because we have Sam

SW: NO!

HS: were going in circles"

SW: NO, BLIMEY GOD BLASTED . . .


REPRISE

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score. 
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

VERSE

Bobby the beaten broken barbarian 
better build brazen backbone thats big enough to bury her
bitter when I conjur a combustible caucaophony 
closed off to the cold coffin the boss offered me

Hooky heaves his halberd whole hog at Shaelob
She sobs as she gets speared into a shishkabob
she crawls back in the abyss ceasing to exist 
we get the exp, then repeat it

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire 
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher 
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots
 
8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako] - Chaos is Human

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