nerdcore

Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

It’s a perfect evening and 
A lovely time is being had
Nothing here could possibly
Be wrong… except for me

(aaaa-ah)
Just keep on breathing  
And pretend that I am feeling just as normal as I try to be
(aaaa-ah)
My mind is screaming 
Cuz the only thing about me that is social’s my anxiety

There are no brakes on the awkward train
I try to fake turning off my brain
Call me a downer, call me what you will
But if life’s a total party then I’m a total party kill

Total party kill!
It's a total party kill!

Time to try a clever line
I...I...I...uh, nevermind
Guessing that’s how I’m to know
We’re all done here - it’s time to go

(aaaa-ah)
I call for healing
As the undefeated monster in my mind is lashing out at me
(aaaa-ah)
My courage leaving 
And I’m running just as far as I can get from rationality

The judge is bought and the jury’s stacked, 
I’m left to rot till the verdict’s back
Self condemnation: I can’t get my fill
Cuz if life’s a total party then I’m a total party kill

Total party kill!
It's a total party kill!

All the introverts in the house
All the uncomfortable people
Report to the dance floor
For summary judgment
(Come on and kill it like an introvert...
Come on and kill it like an introvert...
Like an introvert...)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
It’s a mad hype song, I command you dance
And you defeated Sheng Long so you stand a chance
You can jump around every now and then                  
Can you get down? Well shore you ken!
Just hit the floor, you can hardly see
When you stick to the core like an R.P.G. 
+4 dex make a check for a tumble
Clearing the deck with a critical fumble

Thanks for asking, I am not alright
Just warming up, man we got all night
I’ll make it awkward even standing still
Cuz if life’s a total party
If life’s a total party 
I’m gonna split the party
Oh no - there’s no survivors here

Total party kill!
It's a total party kill!
Total party kill!
I'm a total party kill!
Total party kill! 
Total party kill!

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 4

Disstopia - Total Party Kill

Germs are everywhere and if you're not careful
They'll make you real sick you best beware you'll
Feel it in your tummy or your head gets hot
Muscles super achy and a nose full of snot
It's especially a bummer if you sneezin in the summer
Lumber round the playground when you really needin slumber
But I wonder! Do you know the secret to beat
The best defense is to kee your hands clean
Cover up your sneeze n your cough with your crease
Inner elbow with the clutch if no tissue is in reach
Oh gee you're feelin icky - yeah it is a pity
Cuz the fever's off the charts n your throat is very gritty
Have some tea, water, cold/cough/syrup I know
The combo ain't the best, but we need this bug to go
So away with you to rest youngin - don't you dare delay
The faster you recooperate the sooner you play

If somebody wanna party and you're feelin super snotty it's a bother if you didn't go - wash your hands
If you got a lil crud, don't be a stick in the mud, be a bud n take a pause to go - wash your hands
If you wanna high five cuz you're feelin so alive, fore you dive with the hive go - wash your hands
If you're finished at the potty, wanna chill with everybody, don't be sloppy n remember to - wash your hands

Get your paws in the water warm - splash em all around
Rub em real good with soap, count to 20, back down
To the water again cuz you know you gotta rinse
Grab a towel, dry your mitts, turn the faucet off since
You know what to do so your health ain't low
You got em clean prints n you're ready to go
Show your parents the hygiene n you'll know what I mean
Got more time to learn n play now you livin the dream
You buddies won't agree with what I will decree
N sure playin in the mud is the funnest indeed
But take heed! Go n rough it cuz you gotcha set of tools
To do your own thing n stay healthy n cool
Hey believe it or not us grown ones too 
Forget these simple steps then wind up with the flu
But now you well prepared, have the greatest of ease
Take it from me - I got caught by a sneeze

If somebody wanna party and you're feelin super snotty it's a bother if you didn't go - wash your hands
If you got a lil crud, don't be a stick in the mud, be a bud n take a pause to go - wash your hands
If you wanna high five cuz you're feelin so alive, fore you dive with the hive go - wash your hands
If you're finished at the potty, wanna chill with everybody, don't be sloppy n remember to - wash your hands

If somebody wanna party and you're feelin super snotty it's a bother if you didn't go - wash your hands
If you got a lil crud, don't be a stick in the mud, be a bud n take a pause to go - wash your hands
If you wanna high five cuz you're feelin so alive, fore you dive with the hive go - wash your hands
If you're finished at the potty, wanna chill with everybody, don't be sloppy n remember to - wash your hands

Vocalist/Producer Challenge V, Round 5

Pretty, Good - Wash Your Hands

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Jesse Dangerously - Rap Hundred And One - Count To Rap Hundred

Taken from the Album: School Of Whimsy 
https://professorelemental.com/downloads-cds

Featuring Willie Evans Jnr & Jesse Dangerously
Produced by Tom Caruana
Mastered by Flevans 

Tom Caruana: http://teasearecords.net/
Willie Evans Jnr: https://willieev.bandcamp.com/
Jesse Dangerously: https://dangerously.bandcamp.com/
'Make Good Art' dialogue by Neil Gaiman. Watch the full speech that inspired the song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plWexCID-kA

School Of Whimsy

Make Good Art Pt. 2 (Featuring Willie Evans Jnr & Jesse Dangerously)

Disstopia is MC117 and Flexstyle.  Bringing you a brighter, happier apocalypse.

Disstopia - Round 0 - VPC

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

Instrumental by DopeBoyzMusic.
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They say I should stop making diss tracks 
Against these bastards who are just acting as rappers and probably wouldn't hit back
But I gotta make em pay for the errors of their ways.
As a hacker and a rapper, I put interest on their syntax
I see the racism inside, I peeped the peephole
You get through ya life, stereotyping all people
You say that it’s common sense but try to escape the consequence
With back-handed compliments, your tactics are all see through
mc chris-level apology, it don’t even matter
You can't see the problem with ya tweets, and that’s even sadder
They say I should rise above, get my feet up on the ladder 
But I'm pissed off, you'll get pissed on. Suck my dick, I'll clear my bladder
You actually call yourself a rapper.  The audacity
Get out the kitchen, Josh. You ain't cookin' bars. You can't stand the heat  
It’ll cost you an arm and leg to think you can handle me
And when you've lost, we'll see your family bury an amputee

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

You say that Asians dominate intelligence, you don't
Say that to my face and try to walk away, you won't
You need to check yourself, better talk with a new tone
Or I'mma having you cryin' for your momma like a Cubone
Culture vulture, fast rap isn’t done well
Got receipts of deleted tweets, left a crumb trail
You advertised music with "RAP" in ya thumbnails
After George Floyd, you advertised with Blacks in ya thumbnails
Checked your Youtube, saw millions of new views,
Plus some rappers  you were dope, but I ignored them  
I watched some video of yours, my IQ getting low of course
You bring a whole brand new definition to boredom
The only difference tween you and these other generic
Youtube anime rappers is occasionally you tour some
But underneath I see that you only achieve to be another
White rapper in the scene appropriatin' for fun

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

Alright, that last line might seem like a pompous statement
Because you say there's a part of you that's partly Asian
Now I ain't tryna hate on the way you that address yourself
But take a  good long look in the mirror and assess yourself
You used to record verses, said you like rappin' 
Then you grew a beard, now you're white-passin'
So when I say appropriation, there's a way I mean it
You only bring up being an Asian when it's convenient

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

Disstopia - Total Party Kill

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