VPC6 Round 2

Intro

 

Yes, Yes, it will be a fine night

A fine weekend

One of the most greatest creator driven conventions in the world

Dashcon, a first for Tumblr, a first for our audience

Come to our Convention, enjoy our community

Prove yourselves

 

Verse 1

 

Come to our convention, you belong with people

Accepting all attendees, all welcome and equal

The internets dankest, there will be thousands in number

Dash to Dascon, first convention from Tumblr

 

Windy city in the Garden ushers you in

Day one, starts at 1, but it’s nine AM

Talk with friends in line, no need to get surly

Surely more will show up, it is a bit early

 

Chorus

 

Steam Powered Giraffe will not be playing

No refunds for what you’re paying

We need more cash while we’re delaying

No refunds for what you’re paying

Say goodbye to Nightvale they’re not staying

No refunds for what you’re paying

The sing-a-long silenced, now dismaying

No refunds for what you’re paying

 

Verse 2

 

Nightmare day two, call it extortion

There are worse things, like testicular tortion

May not have everything, we have a quarter portion

Perhaps we’re less shire, a bit more dwarven

 

Here’s Pacific Rim, let the robots distract you

We’re adjusting our policy online, you’ll see that soon

They decided to walk, hardly our fault

An extra hour of ball pit, will that dilute your salt?

 

The vendors abandoned you, and us, I fear

This is chaos, bad luck, an accident, or is it dear

Perhaps it churns and is now becoming clear

That after cash and ask and cash, you’re still here

 

We knew you wouldn’t leave, you’re committed

Though we traded room for kiddie pool filled with balls pitted

Against you, the truth, though you try to deny

Check the site again, no matter how much you click, refund denied

 

Chorus


Steam Powered Giraffe will not be playing

No refunds for what you’re paying

We need more cash while we’re delaying

No refunds for what you’re paying

Say goodbye to Nightvale they’re not staying

No refunds for what you’re paying

The sing-a-long silenced, now dismaying

No refunds for what you’re paying

 

Verse 3

 

Day 3, you peed in the pool

So it’s gone, are you happy, no kiddie pool for you

Your demands for an explanation will not be refused

Let our organization evade and diffuse

 

Our tale is legendary, obituated by historians

Wish you could change the past, but you’ve no Delorian

Recorded and kept in a vault, we’ve thrown away the key

No one will ever see the D V D

 

Chorus

 

Steam Powered Giraffe will not be playing

No refunds for what you’re paying

We need more cash while we’re delaying

No refunds for what you’re paying

Say goodbye to Nightvale they’re not staying

No refunds for what you’re paying

The sing-a-long silenced, now dismaying

No refunds for what you’re paying

Pinky and the Mancubus - Tumbling into DashCon (Never Forget)

Just took about 500 microgram and goddamn it
I'm standin in front of bowser's haunted castle
A hastle because I gotta kill these koopa troopas
And about a thousand bloody goombas
No amount of roombas can clean up this mess
Unless you find the best cleaner and pay them
Numb cause I can feel Dry bones creeping
Seeping into my psyche like a bomb-omb blitz
It's okay I keep telling myself as I keep playing
And paying with blood because if I slack
A thwomp will stomp me until I'm paper
Couldnt be bothered with reality cant you see
Would rather see Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Instead of bodies floating and forming islands
Just another day at work, cause I'll be killed if I shirk
They got my wife and kids, so I gotta close these lids

Dont want to look inside, cause I might just die
Finally losing my high as I cut this mans thigh
Gotta keep goin and bide my time, it's a crime to lie
So I just keep my head down, and ignore that sound
Sounds like hell in the room over and smells of death
The CCP looking for a reason to harvest ya organs
As I stand here and try to harvest his organs
Tried putting him outta his misery and now I cant see
Blood in my eyes, cries in my ears, death on my mind
I just want some beers and get rid of my fears
Havent been to sleep in days since I started
This job was given to me by satan hating me
Punishment for being a good man I guess
I was a dad but now I'm getting sad realizing the lies
havent seen my family's real eyes in days
They dead as I am as my tears fall off the roof before I die

PBKGSR - Stuck In the Game

The narrative revolves around a 20 dollar bill infested with an evil spirit that infects people's minds, searching their memories and subconscious for things it can use against the host in order to cause them to hurt themselves and/or others.


Paid for weapons
Paid for drugs
Folded and creased.
Paid for love
House always wins and you can’t walk away with the (blood money)

A bill sits folded holding a soul
It’s more than a moment holding it all
More than a mentor more than a roll
Each subject, molded and cold
A parasite bite on the stem of a brain
Old soul finding new dragons to chase
A serial number soaked in blood from a blade
Rolled up sucks more dust to the face 
Carried away. Eyes wild, looking for another taste
Now wrinkled and tucked in a purse okay
Never spent too long stuck in the same place
Theif walks up behind her at the ATM
Purse is open, she reaches in
Out comes a knife, 
And metal is in and out his windpipe twice before he can even speak again
That’s what he gets, 
wipes the blood on his shirt and spits
Down the block to the ABC store, 
tips the 20 to the clerk and the cycle starts again
It searches the body it found
Finds the memories and then roots around
Flashback to the desert eagle under the counter
And a memory of his ex, can he live without her?
The fiend says probably not.  
The demon is seething, the door is now locked
Grabs a bottle of jack from the rack
Hands on the the cap and he’s twisting it off
Tilts it back, coughs and laughs
More poison can’t hurt, leans over the counter and grabs
Licks his lips, metal on top of the whiskey bite
Flash of light.


Breaking a 100 at the donut shop
Sliding across the counter is the 20 spot
A call comes in that the block is hot
Unidentified male, b&e at a mom and pop 
In the car, on the scene, 
Uniform so fresh so clean
Stroll so mean, straightens his sleeves
Grabs the perp, rattles his teeth
But the bill is searching it’s trying to find
Invading the crevices inside of his mind
Sees humanity buried inside 
Sinks his teeth in, officer cries
Every lie, every time
Every face of every child
Grabs his weapon and fires
Into his eye, the perp screams why
Blood in his mouth squirts out of the swine
Piggy screams, a hole in his mind
But that is fine, it was his time
Even his wife will not cry
Abusive and cowardly, a monster who dies
never absolved of his crime
He was forgotten before his body was dry, shit
Gurgling stops and now he is silent
Perp grabs cuff keys off of  the corpse
Screaming for help, now he is horse
No one is coming alone here of course
Oh my god what is in store 
Nothing now to do but go on the run
No other option he grabs the money and gun
Loads a clip, starts to cock it
Bloodmoney burning a hole in his pocket.

Not Dead Yet - Blood Money

I woke up in the mornin and hopped outta bed
But it wasnt my bed
Last time I fell asleep it was off of a ledge on the top of a house full of people that wanted me dead

5am i got a text
I was up eatin chex
Thought it was gon be somebody taggin me so they can flex
Tapped the phone, saw a message sent sayin that im next
Inviting me to a label so I can stack up the checks
All these stock rappers werent the stock they were tryna invest
Im a broke rapper so you know off the top its a yes
They were thrilled, thought that they were killin and blockin the threats
I was only bringin up the fam cuz im not with the stress

They said before I go up I need to show up to a house party pre-celebrating the blow up till they throw up or pass out smokin dro up
My introverted ass almost told em go nuts
But if i dont show face
There's gonna be no space
For these new rapper's hearts no room to pulsate
Brushed my teeth again with charcoal fuck a colgate
Hopped in the whip easy directions the road straight
Got hype af and drove like the car has no brakes
Pulled up to the spot guarded by a gold gate
It opened without a button figured cuz im so late
Woulda turned around if I knew about my own fate

The driveway literally was about a minute
Pull up to this mansion lookin like nobody in it
Didnt think much of it the windows prolly tinted rang the doorbell swear it sounded like somebody sprinted
Eccentric hi, she look me up and down and sigh
I wonder why, then slowly let myself inside
Now that Im thinkin about it i shoulda took the time
To question the fact i aint see another car but mine
Im gettin offered drinks everywhere but i decline
Cuz i stay positive and drink water everytime
I passed a blunt got back a roach and nearly lost my mind
Said fuck it im about to leave and then they closed the blinds
Party was hardly lit and still they cuttin off the lights
All of sudden people pull up like they wanna fight
Fuck a drink im servin blunt hands left and right
Now at this point you'd think they'd pop out a knife
But they smile and their teeth sharp as a knife
I've gamed too long to not know this is death or life
I main pirahna plant and so i brought the pipe
Pow pow knock the wind out they pipe
They blocked all the exits so I headed up
I hear a demon on toilet like he dead or what
They hoppin out the rooms till I red dead em up
Feelin like a game like I actually spent a buck at an arcade cabinet
Hopped into a bedroom and hopped on the cabinet and out the window fast as shit
Climbed on the ceiling and I swear that I was baffled quick
They were up here as if they knew that I'd dash and shit
This demon ig thot with wings approached me after and I turned the stripper to a clicker when i trigger blasted it
Sky lookin like the rapture its, crazy how i'm shootin accurate
So many bodies clapped i swore it was an audience
I told their god there's the sacrificial offerin
I told the devil that he may cry watching this
I was on the edge of the roof falling off of it
Mid-air i noticed i wasn't scared
Looked at the edge and I jus watched the devil sit there
Closed my eyes and accepted my fate
Guess imma make it in another life, fuck it i'll wait

I woke up in the mornin and hopped outta bed
But it wasnt my bed
Last time I fell asleep it was off of a ledge on the top of a house full of people that wanted me dead
Stormed out the room, hope nobody seein me
Whole crib lookin like an air bnb
Stopped creepin cuz forreal the joint seemed empty
Once I saw a platinum plaque on the wall

It read... Nerdcore ENT.

Mystic Shadow - Attack of the Nerds

Verse 1

what an excellent element for this experiment
malevolent weather for monsters to gather
Dr. Albatross, crank up the gruesome
it's time to get these corpses groovin'

when we was younger, cultivating our hunger
a night of fright meant lightning and thunder
we primed our pumpkins for the privileged plunder
society stuffed little oven plumpers

years of rooted masked conclusions
slowly schooled our soft delusions
the cereal couldn't hide the surprise inside
we engineered this blight so we all could do the slide

chorus x2:

we're the monsters! we're the monsters!
in pretend skin doing our best imposter!
we're the monsters! we're the monsters!
this night nets us a killer profit!

verse 2

you become a little lost, stumbled on your moral path
you seem a bit weary may we offer you a mask?
politely you decline, "maybe some other time"
slowly backing away you feel the drip of our slime

getting worser and worser at hiding our Hyde
stranger things come from chasing these guides
these creature comforts barely creeping us alive
summon demons of beguile so we all can carve a smile

the scary one is us! the scary one is us!
followed you here from the office to the bus
the scary one is us! the scary one is us!
day after day no escaping from the hunt
the scary one is us! the scary one is us!
this social club comes with a fierce gang up
the scary one is us! the scary one is us!
a room full of masks and you don't know who to trust

make it a scene, let out a scream
jump in your whip and fumble the keys
your skin starts sagging and your bones is creaking
death leans in and its breath is wreaking

it emerges so we're swerving, no one ever sees that curve and
both our purpose and this burden is quickly murdered
the convenience of greed sends the dream careening
the next mutation get stuck with concert cleaning

chorus x2:

we're the monsters! we're the monsters!
in pretend skin doing our best imposter!
we're the monsters! we're the monsters!
this night nets us a killer profit!

outro x 4

beware the monsters, we're the monsters

Mundane Monsters - We're The Monsters

Halloween Date

Halloween time and I got myself a date
Ain't single cuz it ain't Valentine's Day
I wake up all in the early morn
Trip over a diss track about Cat Porn
Yo, it's spooky, there's ghosts in my house
Straight moanin and groanin, yellin "Get the fuck out!"
Don't let it bother me cuz I'm Jollimus
And you know my dauntlessness is bottomless
Ignore them fuckers so I can primp and preen
Preppin for this girl, makin sure that I'm clean
Yeah, you know what I mean, makin sure that I'm fly
Gotta keep that sexy white girl in my life
Rush out the door cuz if I'm late she'll be pissed
What's next on my Halloween playlist?
Fuck, It's Golden Butt Nugget Boi

Oh shit it's Halloween and I'm fuckin' nerdcore
Hit it raw from the back on the way out the door
It doesn't matter if you try, doesn't matter if you care
Halloween shit is fuckin everywhere
Oh shit it's Halloween and nerdcore still blows
My mind like a kid their first time seeing snow
It doesn't matter if you care, doesn't matter if you try
This Halloween tale will eat the fear in your eyes

We meet up by the farmers' market
Appropriate cloudage so it's gettin dark
Almost trip over a vicious little zombie
I'm thinkin "Who's this little honky?"
She's like, Oh, that's just Jonathon
He likes turtles, he's so fond of them
With that said, we mosey on
Snag her a bottle of some Sauvingon Blanc
We move on to the main attractions
Bobbin for apples brings her satisfaction
We have a blast jumpin in the leaf pile
Can't lie bruh, I luh to see her smile
Look in her eyes, both are baby blue
Girl thanks for lettin me be black next to you
Yeaaaahhhhhhh

Oh shit it's Halloween and I'm fuckin' nerdcore
Hit it raw from the back on the way out the door
It doesn't matter if you try, doesn't matter if you care
Halloween shit is fuckin everywhere
Oh shit it's Halloween and nerdcore still blows
My mind like a kid their first time seeing snow
It doesn't matter if you care, doesn't matter if you try
This Halloween tale will eat the fear in your eyes

We watch the sunset as we wander around
Halloween type shit all over the town
Haunted maze, haunted days, haunted car, haunted house
Sexy girl on my arm and I'm hauntin her blouse
We came across a Spooky Song Party Explosion
Everyone was doing the Locomotion
Candy Snatchers, nerdcore rappers, Blood Sucking Freaks
Old man yellin' "Don't Trick or Treat on My Street!"
If not for her, life would be too mean
I'd still be Forever Alone on Halloween
Good times rolled, awesome dinner was eaten
Took her home, then she told me her darkest secret
The date was fine, but yeah, we broke up at dawn
she was made out of motherfuckin' candy corn
Welcome to my nightmare

Oh shit it's Halloween and I'm fuckin' nerdcore
Hit it raw from the back on the way out the door
It doesn't matter if you try, doesn't matter if you care
Halloween shit is fuckin everywhere
Oh shit it's Halloween and nerdcore still blows
My mind like a kid their first time seeing snow
It doesn't matter if you care, doesn't matter if you try
This Halloween tale will eat the fear in your eye

Literal Black Magic - Halloween Date

It’s the worst fear that I’ve known

She said if we die, we die, Ivan Drago

She said “That’s it” she’s had it, that’s Iago

Help me I don’t know if I can survive, no


How do I keep running when she’s still behind me

Hiding but she still ends up behind me

Think I’m safe but then she’s right beside me

And the homies all keep  dying


Help me


I came to 

With my head throbbing

Bout to vomit

Couldn’t see, hardly


My slain crew

Was scattered all around me

Bunch of bodies

I knew something went south at this house party


Heard Screaming down the stairs in the living room

I hopped up quickly

Feeling sickly

Smelling guts, bowel releases and impending doom

Raced downstairs

feeling brave

My guy Cade

Grimaced at me in despair

and then was ripped it two


A lil ash colored girl in the distance

Lowered her arms and then giggled at my entrance

4 of us alive, I’m afraid to lose my temper

Blood everywhere and I’m Minoru with the whimpers


She called “Do you wanna play right now”

I yelled at the others “We should run away right now”

They said she can call us back to this place somehow!


Oh no!


My mom warned me, this is how these parties end

Ran away while Crystal’s face was split in two like Harvey Dent

Got pulled back into the house and I watched Nate’s head get crushed

Now I’m cornered near a bowl, is that blood or is it punch? (Or tomato juice?!?!)



It’s the worst fear that I’ve known

She said if we die, we die, Ivan Drago

She said “That’s it” she’s had it, that’s Iago

Help me I don’t know if I can survive, no


How do I keep running when she’s still behind me

Hiding but she still ends up behind me

Think I’m safe but then she’s right beside me

And the homies all keep on dying


Help me


Now it’s just Jonathan and I

And this girl with murder in her eyes

She clenched her hand into a fist

And I prayed “don’t let me go the way that Krillin dies”

I’m black and I wasn’t first

I guess I should be glad that I’m still alive

As if she could read my thoughts, she said “That’s why I’m here committing

Violence”


Have you ever wished that people would view you as innocent

When they lock their doors when you walk by

That’s your skin

You know that you can’t slaughter them, but who cares

If you did

You projected all your rage, because no one

Blames a kid



She smiled and I smiled back

For a split second everything went black



When I opened my eyes

Jonathan was staring back with fear and surprise


Enraged

On my clothes

Bloody stains

I personified my pain

He knew he could not escape

I felt great




It’s the best feeling I’ve known

I mean, if they die, they die, Ivan Drago

I just hate to be dramatic, like Iago

But I don’t believe that you will survive, no


You can run, but I’ll still end up behind you

Hide but I’m still going to find you

Think you’re safe but then I’m right beside you

And just like your homies you will die, too



Now I’m saying sorry

To their mangled bodies

Krunktomatons - Behind Me

king kong mega dong schlong
junior detectives 3 years strong
wen we first hit the scene
we knew the night be long
all kinds of things where they don’t belong
not to be explicit
it was quite cadaveric
from the amount of blood
the murder was implicit
so thug dusted the room for prints
while i dusted my nose for prince
rip the purple one sniff
my initial analysis
is to stay the hell of this
monsterous insiduous
unmatched in its viciousness
like dude thy most be so mad
shishkabain throbbing eye skewered gonad
if we were normal men
i bet we would be horkin
but we don’t care
if you can blink your foreskin
but we went to to tag this un kind dude
it suddenly whispered behind you
demonic
hemoglobin goblin
thrombotic
hemogloblin goblin
despotic
hemoglobin goblin
auto erotic
hemoglobin goblin
he’s alive how can this be
suddenly it was on to me
the master of photography
of this chainsaw pornagraphy
clawing down my back
trine rearrange the geography
a hype beast blood ghoul
about or foot two
covered in a fine drool
of supreme drop goo
a missile barrage of teeth hair and claws
deep tears no pause
is it there or mirage?
bewitching my behoovement
it was gone like a fool
i need some home improvement
so i went for my tool
ar ar ar ar
i keep that nana on me
couldn’t fid the goblin so
i peeled on the zombie

talk you nasty daff
before i shoot you in the head
the corpse just laughed
you’re already dead
he pointed at the my blood on the floor
i fed the goblin and now you’re feeding him more

chorus

KKMDS - Hemoglobin Goblin

(Hello Cleetus, my name is Dr Isaac Yankems and I am here to conduct a little study with you today. I do hope you are willing to answer a couple of questions for me. I just want to get a better understanding of you and a little bit more context of where you come from and what you do. So whenever you are ready... please give me some background)

Find me in a, dark alleyway, looking for my next victim,

Creeping and stalking, planning and plotting how i get them

wondering how I'll end them, should I take it real slow

or should I smash their face in with a 2x4?

 

Repeatedly, or at least till he stops twitching

I am addicted to leaving bodies beyond recognition( why)

I don't know why I do it, or why I continue too

I just blame my parents for all the twisted things that I do

(tell me bout your last victim) It was rejuvenating

I broke into his house and caught him while he's masturbating (ugh)

I cut his power then lured him out his man cave

chloroformed him, tied him up and took him back to my place

(did you kill him) yes I did, only after my fun

never using bullets, its too easy to use a gun ( what you do)

disconnected his privates and told what he did's a sin

(my god why'd you do this) let me fill you in...

(CHORUS)
IM A MONSTER,

slaughtering anything in my sight

I'm a frightening being created to take your life

mentally unstable, all I want to do is kill

put a hatchet in your back and tie you down to a saw mill

I'm standing over you watching you sleep

when you having sleep paralysis I'm who you see

The unstable killer craving fear in your eyes

I'm a psychopathic monster, you Ready to Die



 

(They're gonna lock you up and throw away the key,)

that's ok with me, the spirits of the dead will keep me company(how so ?)

all of the living, that i changed to be deceased

They become my friends (luckily that number wont increase. So how they catch you?) 

Well I never been hard to find

i like to hide in plain sight like a government spy

I pick my victim out of society, show them my reality

commit some kind of battery, AND KILL EM!

 (BUT i ask how did they catch you?) well i was stalking these guys

and by guys i mean girls, I'm very sure it was 5,

to a cabin in the woods, yeah i know its cliche

but i couldn't help my self, cause i wanted to slay,

so i immobilized there vehicles, and cut all the lines,

 and like a horror film, I hunt them down one at a time

(But did any one survive?) I should have got all 5,

but one managed to call the cops so they arrived ,but right before they got there

 I dragged her through the forest by her hair,

she was so pretty, so I went and stripped her down so i could stare

did a little knife play, left my name on the cake too

she tried to run  so I beat her FUCKIN FACE BLUE

 
DR I CAN SHOW YOU! (i think that is enough for today

guards you can open the door?)

 I THANK ITS BETTER YOU STAY (HOW HE GET FREE)

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WAS NEXT IF THE COPS DIDNT GET ME

(DEAR GOD I CANT BREATH, CLEETUS PLEASE!)

Chorus x2

Kaiju No Uta - Cleetus

(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.
For the first day of the job.
Now about that suit and tie.
Um. Excuse me, where am I?
Oh right, you’re dead, kid.
that’s what I shoulda led with.
You fell asleep at the wheel going home and
mistook a bus for an exit.
Killed a few folk.
Wait is this a joke?
Sorry but, nope.
Welcome to Hell.
This is the lobby.
My name is Bill.
I get to take you to
Meet up with GIll.
Gill’s gonna take you to
meet up with Phil!
Phil’s gonna give you the role that you’ll fill
Forever and ever and ever.
Wait, role?
You sure question a lot
Stead of doing what you’re told.
You know what you’re asking about.
Job, Gig, goal.
This is Hell. Not a charity

Wel slot you where you’d die to be!
You’ll do it well eternally.
Until it’s just too tiring.
And then you’ll keep on going. Going. Going.
And going till it’s boring.
And hell, well we keep rolling
Welcome to employment,
You won’t find enjoyment.
We’re so glad you’ve joined us.
You’re saying my hell is i’m gonna make it?
Until I get sick of it?
Like I will finally be productive?
Here in the pits of it?
After a lifetime of pounding the pavement
Oh, what a twist, I confess
I think I could get used to not feeling so wasted
Show me the gig i got.
(Working up to the 9th circle)
I’m making my way
I’m doing my time
I’m putting in work.
I’m doing just fine.
Work until you’re dead
Work and then you’re dead.
You sure say that a lot.

Helephino - Helevator

It was 1965 i was awoken from my slumber.
In the middle of the night by my father and my mother.
They said get your sister Megan , go and head down to the bunker.
Cuz the Russians started busting now we have to live down under.
As the months passed ,we start to drop in weight.
Hunger pains, i can see every rib up in my cage.
The shelter air is so stale and hot. 
We didn't stock up on as much food as we thought.
Now I'm living in fear of my monster of a dad.
Cuz now i see how desperation changes a man.
As the time kept passin, i would hate him with a passion.
Cuz he slapped me when i asked him to add a fraction to my ration.
Heard my mother coughing and hackin so i asked her what happened .
Patting her back and gasped when i saw the blood clot in her napkin.
Days later ahe passed, i guess her body couldnt take it .
My father said it must've been the high levels of radiation.
His desperation reached levels i didnt know it could be reachin.
Had a pot that he was heatin , and some bottles full of seasoning.
At first i was mad cuz i was starvin , he was eatin.
Then i saw my mothers body , it was chipped up into pieces.
I was speechless , Megan's screaming tried to stop him , she was strong.
But she was wrong, only a fool tried to take food from a hungry dog.
He put his knife in the side of her neck, i cant lose her too cuz shes all i have left.
Came to her defense, with one of my own i stuck that blade inside of his chest.
That didnt slow him down at all , he threw a hook that shattered my jaw.
Approached me to finish me off, i saw a hammer mounted on the wall.
I swung and i dug in his knee with the claw, hearing a crack and watching him fall.
I ran to Megan beggin to god, checkin her pulse but she already gone.
Looking at my dad in a pool of my sisters blood.
I said i feel nothing but hate for you , you killed the last person i love.
I held my weapon high , and hes begging me not to do it.
H
But i hit his face with the hammer until it was going through it.
With no reason to live anymore , i climbed up the ladder towards the door.
I unlocked the latch and i opened the hatch and saw the world the same as before.
There was no war , there was no fallout , there was no bombs.
I ran inside to find some answers about what exactly went wrong.
I read a letter from my father's doctor , learned his secret.
Diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic ,refusing treatment.
Then i seen the prescription for emphysema , breathing problems .
My mother died and its ironic , we could have fought it with antibiotics

gross/beats - The Bunker

Lyrics
Hook:
Desu Desu 
(Weeaboos)
Desu Desu 
(Weeaboos)
Desu Desu 
(Weeaboos)
Desu Desu 
(Baka) (repeat x2)

Verse:
No one knows how they came to exist
it was after the war on japan
with their cat ears and kawaii swag
and like zombies they scattered the land

one by one you could hear as they cry
“desu desu notice me senpai”

a cringe that would burn you alive
these are demons that won’t ever die
they just pop up at anime cons
on the hunt for their waifu’s and ramen
have a stench that could rot any flower
even casper got put in a coffin 

all their money gets spent on thier merch
just to live in their fantasy world
as they scream out reality sucks…
just to live with thier anime girls

and they naruto run in the class 
they naruto run in the halls

they naruto run in the street

they naruto run in the malls

they naruto run in a big  

they naruto run in a small

they naruto run everywhere

they naruto run till they fall

they are like a disease to the earth
like a cancer, a plague and curse 
like a date with the devil himself
but a fate much much worse..
so contagious you need wear
a mask..
less you end up afflicted as well
if you haven’t your already gone
“welcome to weeaboo hell”

Flaming Arrows - Desu Desu

Perfect Sunday morning
Just a little indigestion
Just a little outta breath and
Shooting pain in my left
A couple chest compressions
Bacon all over the table
Syrup drips off the ladle
Sirens whine, head cradled
Wife cries, not stable
Everything feels dark
To the quiver of my heart
“Ma’am, he’s unresponsive
And you’re sure that he’s never had issues with his heart
Or the pulses”
And all she can do is cry
Tears hit my face and I’m there in the silence
Of a black bag but I’m not dead
Let me out, I’ll tell you instead
But not with my mouth, I was born mute
I can sign and tell you the truth
Welcome to the life of Walter Henry Sherman
And all that he’s learned then
As they take out your organs,
And see if you’re worth them
Came to a stop then the darkness unzipped
Light’s pouring in thank god they can see that I’m limp
Not dead or decayed or deceased in a way
I can get them to get my wife, she’ll sign that I’m safe
But my hands aren’t working and he looks like a surgeon
The bone saw is gripped and he’s going for my sternum
He’s sawin’ it completely and it hurts and it’s burnin’
And he takes out my heart and it’s beatin’ with a burden
I scream but they don’t fucking hear me and the tears run down
And I can’t see it clearly; I’m awake, I’m alive, I know that it’s passed
I try to sit up with a final fucking gasp
Oh god... no... no... not again...
Welcome to the life of Walter Henry Sherman
And all that he’s learned then
As they take out your organs,
We’ll see if you’re worth them
I can blink this madness away
I can blink this madness away
Why are they taking them
No, why are they weighing them
I need that, it’s my spleen,
But why’s it so green
And why can’t I scream
It’s a nightmare not a dream
This can’t be real, this is everything I feel
My wife wouldn’t let them, she wouldn’t let ‘em steal

Any parts of me, a lobotomy, and this surgery
Can’t you see my parts are still moving in the drudgery
And then he leaned in with a scalpel and grin
Plucked out one of them and I could see myself like a twin
The other joined after and in the jar we were in
I had died and was trapped in decaying skin
The after life didn’t exist... we were trapped in these bodies for all time...
Welcome to the death of Walter Henry Sherman
And all that he’s learned then
As they took out your organs and sold them for purchase

Double Analog - Welcome to the Life of Walter Henry Sherman

they saying 
"don't move" put your hands where we can see 'em please
"don't move" take these orders, now get on your knees
"don't move" we're a long way from comic-con
"dont' move" welcome to the panopticon
 
 "don't move" you didn't come here to make friends
"don't move" it's time to put 'em in the hole again
"don't move" you must comply don't make us kill you
"don't move" don't even try we'll straight up throttle til you
"don't move"
 
tonight's the night they gotta rev them motors
startin' downtown Dino finna bust up all the stoners
even here in California man they on us it is horrid
where I live the air is arid Inland desert hella torrid
All Hallow’s Eve it’s mad dry and people ornery
sharks on every corner g and that is where the horror be
I want candy and ganja fam i mostly take it orally
trick or treating walking to the curb that's when they ordered me
“don't move” and now my life's flashing before my eyes
"why are your eyes dilated?" bro i am just horrified
"you dressed up like a ku klux klan?" nah i am just Saruman
"you smoking that in public?" you're gonna have to get inside the van
now there's cuffs outside my hands, searching my Kia for contraband
this night has gotten away from me, i can't tell where it's gonna land
it's dark inside the vehicle can't even really see no more
flash of light they towed my car they slamming closed the shuttle door
 
they saying 
"don't move" put your hands where we can see 'em please
"don't move" take these orders, now get on your knees
"don't move" we're a long way from comic-con
"dont' move" wecome to the panopticon
 
 "don't move" now you’re cut off from your life and friends
"don't move" it's time to put 'em in the hole again
"don't move" you must comply don't make us kill you
"don't move" don't even try we'll straight up throttle til you
"don't move" 
 
“Don’t move” there goes my caltrans internship
“Don’t move” there goes my blossoming relationship
“Don’t move” there goes my family life and friendships
I’m cursing every Halloween night, praying to end it
pulled me up to the drop valley center detention
Lined up with dudes i seen ‘em gaffle at the intersection
They strip us down they check us twice and they take our possessions
They line us up in bright of night and we walk in one direction
We’re like the walking dead feeling defeated never vibrant
Livin’ in constant fear of booted club wielding tyrants
I only shower and sleep counting the hours and keep
A perfect metronome in mind melodies harmonies
A song i’ll sing when i am out of what i’ve seen in here 
I’ll never take the daylight for granted hold my freedom dear
A horror grew upon my face each day i seen the mirror
Forgive me if i don’t partake in halloween this year
 
(hook)
 
"don't move" there’s been no ending to hell for me
“Don’t move” keep very still they always yell at me
“Don’t move” this ain’t going very well for me
Hash is still a felony cause this happened in 2003
I grow despondent not respondent to their barkin’ at me
I’m lashing out they lock me down and throw the darkness at me
I’m not the stranger simply angered at the nightmare
of ever having been under the impression that this life is fair 
I keep on pushing they’ve no patience and the threats are blatant
They have no choices but to keep me fully separated
If i’ve a chance to make it out i am not hesitatin’
Threatened with strangulation chances don’t neglect to take it
At first i struggle just to make sure that they finish it
I’m throwin’ hands they gasp and understandin’ my grimacin’
All air is leaving me i float away peacefully
If there are remnants turn ‘em into to ashes leave ‘em ‘neath a tree
 
(hook)

I’m cursing every Halloween night, praying to end it
"don't move" there’s been no ending to hell for me
“Don’t move” keep very still they always yell at me
“Don’t move” this ain’t going very well for me
Hash is still a felony cause this happened in 2003

DJ John Acosta + Tanjint Wiggy - Don't Move

LYRICS
Let me tell you a story that’s totally true
It was Halloween night, set to go with my crew
They all came over and started getting ready
We had Dracula, the wolfman, I was dressed as Freddy
Plastic jack-o-lanterns with handles were handy
To help on our mission to get all the candy
Mom even said we can go without dad
This is gonna be the best night we’ve ever had

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st

We got started at six and got on the way
Imagining our haul at the end of the day
We quickly approached the first house on our street
Went up to the door and yelled “trick or treat!”
The door slowly opened and we saw an old man
We were holding our breath as we held out our hands
What would he give us on this special occasion?
He smiled and handed us each a box of raisins
It wasn’t what we wanted but we still said “thank you!”
Raisins on Halloween? That’s something you can’t do!
Little did we realize as we were leaving
That the first house would be the best one of the evening

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st
Went looking for candy but found only pain
I’ve been mistreated, I'm quitting the game
I’m dead inside now, no feeling remains
It was the worst night of my life!

The next place on the corner of Brandon and Denny
Had a little old lady who was handing out pennies
She looked at our costumes, pointed at me
And said “aww now who are you supposed to be?”
Each house we approached was worse than the last
All we wanted was chocolate, not sugar-free trash
Apples and pencils, each knock made it clear to me
The whole block was in on a secret conspiracy
I tried to stay positive to tell you the truth but
I finally snapped when I was given a toothbrush
I got back home and in the door was my mother
Who told me “now you gotta give half to your baby brother”
He didn’t even go trick-or-treating!

It was the scariest Halloween ever, (the worst!)
I’m scarred forever, I think I was cursed
It can’t be undone, it can’t be reversed
Cuz there’s nothing less fun than October 31st
Went looking for candy but found only pain
I’ve been mistreated, I’m quitting the game
I’m dead inside now, no feeling remains
It was the awfullest scariest
Children beware-iest
Finally got home, mom and dad made me share-iest
Worst
Night
Of our life

Disstopia - Mistreated

We back again 
Here in the tent
The feeling tense
Hear the judges steps
Signature challenge
Gotta please the pallette
With knives and mallets
They bright and balanced
Metals in the blender
It's getting shredded
Fold it in the dough
Custard on the stove
Bake the danish
The fillings ladled
The judges are walking over to my table
They taking notes
All smiling wide
Watch'um bleed
Shrapnel in their teeth
But they keep on eating
Coughing up blood and they look so pleased
Eyes red like demons
Spaghetti lipped
Mary screaming
Gums are dripping
Paul isn't breathing
Woke up in my bed
In a cold sweat
I was only dreaming
I was only dreaming


Round two now
Technical challenge
twenty tier cake
Looking for that balance
30 minutes, bake
Paul laughs with malice
Looking for the butter
I can't fuckin find it
Ten minutes left
So Sue reminds us
Panic setting in
Ovens not preheated
Getting towards the end
Feeling so defeated
Everyone is finished
Twenty cakes looking perfect
All mine are burnt
Like they came out furnace 
Sweating through my clothes Cause I'm so damn nervous
They Judging me like it's they're only purpose
Now my clothes are off
dont know whats going on
Mary berry touching me
Lookin so scrummy saying
She could smother 
Me with buttercream.
Cat jumped on my face
Now I'm wide awake
Somebody please
Save me from another dream!

Showstopper round
Getting down to business
Ingredients ready
Putt'um in the mixer
Gameface on 
Man on a mission
Gonna make'um all 
say it's so delicious
Got a Genache
Gonna make it glisten
A little chemistry 
With a dash a of physics
My own recipe
Give'um something different
Feeling mad proud 
Counting down the minutes
Final preparations
And we're almost finished
 heart and soul
Pushed it passed my limits
Wanting star Baker
Or I'm getting livid
Put myself out there
Sick of being timid
Full on me
Cutting all the gimmicks
I know it tastes great
Fuck all the critics
Judge took one bite and said he didn't get it
Judge took on bite said he didn't get it.


They say Sweet dreams 
are made of these
Got eaten alive 
on the t.v.

Dappersaurus - Baking Nightmares (Bloody Mary Mix)

Lyrics:
Openup  my eyes I'm feelin strange within the pit of my stomach/
Slept till the late morning where the sun was almost reaching its summit/(1
Everything so still, so eerily quiet, cracked the blinds for some light/
Took a look outside but I wasn't prepared for such a horrible sight/(2
It was nothing but death and despair, 
No one was spared/
I smell- the Stench of dead bones and bodies, rotting flesh in the air/(3
Survival mode kicks in not nervous, I am completely scared/
I swallow my fear cause I got to get myself up outta here/(4
Gotta fight to get out but I know I know that I must flee its-flee its/
A zombie invasion trust I know it when I see it-see it/(5
...I strap up my strap,, sharpen my sword and I/
Pack up all the bullets that can fit into my fourty-five/(6
Damn!... I hear the neighbors poundin at the door/
But I can see through the peephole that they ain't my neighbors anymore/(7
Taking the deepest of breaths ....and I ain't gotta go too far/
-Let's see if I can just make it out to my car/(8

They say to love thy neighbors n-
Most days that may be true/
But what do you do when your neighbors all try and murder you?/
They say to love thy neighbors n- 
Most days that may be true
Butwhat do you do when your neighbors all try and murder you/
I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Butwhatdo you do when your neighbors all try and murder you

Winded and frightened, I'm shaking as I get to my car/ 
Didn't waste any bullets but the blood on my blade is as about as black as tar/(1
Heart beating so fast (so fast, aah) but I know I gotta try and be calm/
One mission on hand (on hand, aah)cause I  gotta go and save my mom/(2
Make haste I'm alone on the streets
And the dead watch me as I drive right past/
Thank goodness I followed that hunch last night when I filled my tank with gas/(3
Put my lead foot down as I blew through town as I prayed that I wasn't too late/
Pulled in to the block as I witness all the carnage in a panicked state/(4
All The fear and the gore was enough to almost make me throw up (throw up)/
Yo i couldn't believe this is the same neighborhood that had watched me grow up/(5
Saw lifelong friends become undead as they swarmed my mother's house/
Body parts all mangled with foaming blood around their mouths/(6
My eyes shed tears and I faced my fears as I plowed right through the crowd/
Couple gun shots here and a sword swipe there as they all fell to the ground/(7
Held em back by flame as I used my key got in and my mom was saved/
But I saved two rounds for us in case we can't make it out unscathed/(8

Hook 
They say to trust your friends n-
Most days that may be true/
But what do you do when it's your friends who try and murder you?/
They say to trust your friends n- 
Most days that may be true/
Butwhat do you do when it's your friends who try and murder you/
I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Butwhatdo you do when it's your friends  who try and murder you

I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Life (or undeath)  
I'm facing life (or undeath) 
Life (or undeath), life (or undeath)
Life (or undeath)

Class 1-A - LOU (Life Or Undeath)

Everyone was hyped about the RISE fetival

Seeing all their favorite artists on that high pedestal 

Janna and her friends were first online to get tickets

Done with one click in the shopping cart she did it-


Got an email- with the digital pass- It said-

 “this rise fest will be one to remember- 

...by the way Im sure you’ve heard of the RISE SQUAD, 

and aren’t you in luck- we’re accepting new members


-Janna almost fell out of her seat- “for real- the RISE SQUAD?!”

“No way” she couldn’t believe-

-This is every fan’s innermost dream- being asked 

To break bread with the truly elite


Her reply was an immediate FUKKKK YESSSS

She was in without any hesitation

The rep said “we’ll be so very happy to have you…

Thats of course if you can pass initiation” 


AND SO-

Janna arrived at the specified place, by the gate- (by the gate)

One week before the Festival’s Date (festivals date)

Truthfully she felt a little ashamed,

Because she left her friends behind but she couldn’t be blamed (couldn’t be blamed)


-She introduced herself to her two new companions,

Jorje and Donna- comrades in action

They were cool… but Janna had a sinking suspicion

That these two might just be the competition


They were startled by the sudden realization

That they were being watched, Jenna’s head did a rotation

90 degrees to where the figures stood waiting

Black robes and animal heads on their frames-


“It’s the committe” the three pledges gasped,

Taken aback by the taxidermied faces-

The stag said “Welcome to our Hall-

Who here will prove deserving of a place?”


He drew a long knife and held it out inviting-

“Which one of you will receive our tiding- 

we have strict laws of which we’re all abiding-

Now See your teammates? Put the pointy end inside them”


Donna laughed, man he had to be joking- 

but the air had gone decidedly cold-

Jorje took a half step back 

Janna gulped- but she had to be bold-


Janna walked up and extended her hand- Donna gasped- tried to flinch- but sayed stuck in her place- —Jorje was in a similar state- stone still, white faced he looked truly amazed-


They won’t really die right? Its all part of the game- theyre both part of the SQUAD- they wanna see if ill cave. And so Janna took the knife resolved to be brave- turned to Jorje and jammed the blade in his face

Bleak n Mild - Rise Squad

He works for the minimum, feeling numb
Doing odd jobs till the paper comes
Always sure thing in the Autumn sun
Swing into the spot like a pendulum
Grab the application and he fills it out
Even though that's what his resume is all about
They don't call any of his freakin references
If they are they ain't leaving any messages
Then he shows up filling out more words and numbers on these forms
Then an orientation about how to complete his chores
And just like that now he's back on tap, he'll have beer money in about two weeks
Gotta just sit back, and then fill these racks, until everybody hits them streets
Happy Halloween
He's teachable
Doing good work well it's feasible
But they pretend that every items squeezable
Ain't sitting here trying to be unreasonable
It's seasonal, demeanable
Spirit over here but it's regional
Only took three weeks of servicing the customer before our hero feeling fuckin miserable
October 1st, they all showing up like freaks
Little kids and idiots and big titty goth ladies
And every size that's in between
Everybody that feels so unique
And every time a new one rolls in gotta hear that sensor scream
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Raise your streamers to the ceiling
Witches is our business and our business here is screaming
Where's your spirit
Let me see it
Share it with the ones that need it
Give a spooky greeting to each and everybody who visits
Where's your spirit
let me see it
Make yourself and me believe it
Rake us up a profit or we'll leave ya out and leave ya fridged
Where's your spirit
let me see it
where's your spirit
let me see it

where's your spirit
show me your spirit

What they want is inhumane, goddamn insane
Don't they know people aren't really made that way
Never naturally, they custom made
Imprint inlaid from a factory
Baby not today, is what he tried to say
Till a feeling came, like a growing pain
Cause he feels contained by his need for pay
every member of his team feels the exact same way
But now he's standing up, he's had enough
Every shift it sucks, and the lack of funds
So he's feeling pumped like he's got the guts
He doesn't have much but his word and nuts
And massive debt, and of course the rent
Always overspent and they will collect
Cause they won't forget when he cash that check
mate come correct, try this instead
Tell me, do you have any plans for your career?
If we expanded could you see yourself with us in 5 years?
Specializing in fall fears is just one of our main tiers
And if you wanted to stay here, we'll make you king of the cashiers
Feels like he crashed down, blacked out
3 percent boost in the bank account
Feels tossed about, when he came around
He was finding out he was selling out
Oh lordy me, how could this be?
He's a larger cog in a vast machine
And he's losing steam and he dares to dream
That everything could go differently


And now our hero’s totally heel
little bit of power he was making a deal
signed him up for life man it's a hell of steal
Daddy need to eat he said he’s keeping it real
now he's probably going to hell
for an 98 toyota tercel
sold his soul and if you asked him for how much he probably never will tell
because the total it was lower than shit
But he still got a job on November 1
And many more months after that to come
Got that god mode OP golden gun
big boy bank having all the fun
Said they're ready for their second phase
Shaking up the furniture and rearrange
They're really gonna try to lift up that face
Well sign him up boys if that's the case
He could use a fire where there once was soul
He could fill the emptiness with piano
He can get down with these wreaths and snow
He's been known to party with mistletoe?
Speakers playing something religious
They said that they're shifting the business
October's for Halloween but after that I think that every month that we’re gonna do christmas!

1337 G33K B33F - Where's Your Spirit

Verse 1:

Copped a pair of tickets to Aguadilla Puerto Rico
A Shabby Single prop shook the fabric off my geek soul
Landed in the crop dust atmosphere of thick musk
Scooped a rusty jeep up and headed towards freedom

Dusk on the horizon eyelids full of sandbags
Vehicle wheezed engine seized in a hard lag
Halted on a back road skyline made of Onyx
Freezing with no compass as the night descends upon us

Saw a dingy porch light flicker in the distance
Hooky guard the mothership, I'm gonna find assistance
Local at the creaky door speaking broken English
Gave me what I needed but proceeded with a pretense

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Verse 2:

Trudging down the highway something peering through the cold wind
Hooky's phone was on the seat soaked in hemoglobin
Audio recording stored a bone rattling wail
Eyes illuminated peering through the blood trail

Equipped the maglight and the machete that I picked up
Scoured the landscape as I wandered through the thick brush
Foot hit a pothole dropped in a rock bowl, and froze as I saw a gargoyle with a dark soul

Hookshot appeared lacerated to all hell
Slung me on his shoulder as he bellowed a Loud yell
Swinging for the fences mumbling and chattering
Struggling to spit a sentence, What is hell happening?!

We need to move, no time for explanation
Stumbling and listening to cackles, heart racing
Revved the engine pedal pushing through the Macabre
And Narrowly escaped to tell the tale of Chupacabra

Pre-Chorus:

Moon rises
You can hear the crickets...

Creepy eyes
Staring through the thicket...

If you're quiet
You can hear him walking...

Run and hide, from the night stalker

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

Bridge:

Creature dark as granite, ancient as the earth
This ain't our planet, They were here first
Never see em coming, lurking in the shadow
Thinking were the apex, to them were just cattle X 2

Chorus:

The Chupacabra X 4 (Everybody Do the Chupacabra)

VPC6 Round 2

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