Choose Your Own Adventure Challenge Criteria:

4 minute maximum length

Team must pick from one of the provided Genres and Screens to inspire their song.

Vocalist must liberally utilize one of the following: doubletime, singing, alliteration

Producer must utilize one of the following: chiptune, no snares, odd time signature

The song must include a Cutscene (15 second minimum length)

The song must loop seamlessly. 

Artwork Challenge (for fun):
Design the cover to your game!

VPC7 Round Two - Choose Your Own Adventure

Play Sullivan Family Values - the playable RPG to go with this track at https://yngsllvn.com

Measure up -- not enough
Ruin everything I touch
heart is ash, blood is dust
Every beat a cover up
I got debt to settle up
Medical, vendettical
Throw me on the bonfire:
Skeptical heretical
Every time I level up
I put it on that rogue shit:
Double talk, weaponry
Knowledges, lockpicks
Every bar is bouta to hit
Like bitter mana potions
You can catch these hands
Like I'm throwin out explosives
I'm caustic, I'm basic
I'm awesome, I ain't shit
I fucked most my life up
And I can't escape it
No skills, depravèd
Degenerate wasted
Chasin off payments


AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to your mama
to your sister 
to your father 
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor 
to your preacher 
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to the neighbor 
Who maintains he fuckin hates ya
To your teacher gradin papers yo
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the senators who say they represent you
But their morals are for rent well
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS


Ketamine coma in the classroom
Y'all aghast, and I'm like:
Did I fuckin ask you?
Y'all the same fools 
who'd throw me in the trash
Cause I ain't go no degree and 
I refuse to kiss your ass
I'm done with the pretension
That I fuck with your pretension
You can crawl up in my mentions
Bawlin sobbin so upset and
I'll be sippin on Electric Kool
This the acid test
Contemplate my next move
This a game of chess
What's the point of buildin up
When the waters set to rise
And the minters of the money
Got their bunkers prepped to hide
That's a problem for the future
I got problems right now
I can solve em cuz
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS


to your mama
to your sister 
to your father 
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor 
to your preacher 
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the PTA, the HOA, the NSA
The IRA and Dave Coulier
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To every person in your shitty little town
They're coppin on the lowdown
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

VPC 7 Round 2

YNG SLLVN [LLYZZ, YNGSLLVN] - At Least

(VERSE - J)
I'm on a mission to rid of the rules,
Lyrical freedom is critical
Gonna get rid of the fools
How can take on the mediums forcing obedience
Now you controlling our bpms 
VPC will not use us as a tool
We ain’t subsident


Finally approaching the end of the line
Fully equipped and divine
Gathered my summons in ruins
 And items that are hard to find
VPC League want our minds
Make us believe we inclined
To create under a structure
 And never beyond what’s defined 
I wanna take back what’s mines! 
(I’m takin back what’s mine!)
Shout as I jumped through the light
Portaled to Czarina Castle 
And asshole judges are in sight
Thinkin' of all of the friends that I lost 
Wit no fear in my eyes
The judges just line up and smile



(VERSE - J)
RJ and Navi attack me
Took my blade aimed for his fade 
For he real live tried to trap me,
I swear I can make a way
Gauge filling up while I’m fighting Navi,
Dodgin RJ,
(RJ: Come here!)
Smash B
Body flare up with flames,
I glow with the light of friends and fire!


(ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
Breaking oblivious bastards
While bringing them blizzards and beams!
Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast
And I’m beating them breme
Blasts and I’m breaking their base
And blasting the bastards they break
Bated embracing the basis to
Bravely break the best brain BOW


Running and jumping the stairs
Hungry to run the next pair
Potion in motion
And floating companion makes sure I’m prepared
Jump on 1-Up, I ain’t scared!
Looked at me like don’t you dare 
(1-Up: Heh, don’t you dare!)


Swinging on walls then he hit me so hard
That my new health bar blared 
Shrubz and Bill dropped from the ceiling
And made an eruption of lava
And caught me while healing and everything around me just started to droppin 
I jump away gliding and riding
The flame waves of their unspoken drama 
And dive in attacking them all 
with no option and glow up with Blizzaga


(ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
Breaking oblivious bastards while bringing them blizzards and beams
Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast and I’m beating them breme
Blasts and I’m breaking their base
And blasting the bastards they break
Bated embracing the basis to
Bravely break the best brain BOW


(CUTSCENE)
CZARINA:
Hahahahaha! 
I’m impressed you made it this far.
How cute!


CREATELADYJ: 
This isn’t funny, Czarina! People are afraid to do anything outside of your order, it isn’t right!


CZARINA: 
Ohhh please...we brought the best out of everyone...and you know it!


CREATELADYJ:
It isn't right...


CZARINA:
What’s wrong J? Were the rules too much for you?


CREATELADYJ: 
GRRRR fuck you...


(VERSE - J)
Czarina, she goes to attack
I block then I swivel back
Crash she put me on my ass
I didn’t see what she attacked
Teleport she moving fast
Ignore I slash her back
Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
Meteor and they’re moving fast
Bam, hit, and I fuckin crash
She stands and fuckin laugh
I’m pissed so I go attack
Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
Sick of your fuckin ass 
(I’m sick of you!)
You bitch ima fire back 
(you bitch!)
charging up my attack
I don’t think I’m gonna last 
(I’m not gonna last)


(ALLITERATION FAILED; J STAMMERS)
Breaking these bitches with blizzards and beams
Blinding the bastards and beasts..
Beating...
Bated embraces..
I’m Breaking.. the basis..


(CAM3 JOINS THE PARTY)


(VERSE - CAM)
No thinking of dying on my watch,
That's not in the contract!
Rise and let's shine on these niggas
With vigor and bombast
Power of friendship is boring?
Let em sleep
We gon shake em awake
When I lend you my energy


[TEAM ALLITERATION]

Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3] - The Final Judgement

Genre - Role Playing Game!
Screen - The Final Encounter!
Vocalist - Doubletime! [ Zolt Energy Serum ]
Producer - NO SNARES! [ The Bear Hammock 29-F; 0 innovated and pitched down a timbale hit, which was then heavily EQ'd; followed by a layer of distortion! ]

SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!
By The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]


Cutscene 

[laughter]
Four freestyle rap heroes, called forth to embrace arcane dangers in a world not their own, at last face off against an eldritch abomination before their way home closes for good… Wait a second, is this game real?!


Verse 1

Right I wanna get it Underway, 
Multiplayer Gameplay Isekai Anime Roleplay,
Storydriven, live a little - hidden in the code, hey,
What’s a little AI when you’re in the know, eh?
5th player GM, now in the mem’ray
Tabulating scores with the lightning in the core
Game used to be a Tabletop, now it’s on a PC
Freestyle Rap D&D, that Steam Heat
Breeze past details, straight into the action,
Got new players into rap with a passion
Blast through con after con interaction
Formed new family to fight with, faction
Bicker in the group, entertaining, an attraction
MIC made of magic when a demon wanna cash in
FIGHT with the power from the Spectral Realm
Rap well: it’s only you, ‘gainst the powers of Hell!


Chorus 1

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE


Verse 2

Now that you know what the Game is, watch as the Fates flip
Upside down to believe it; seen with incredulous eye
As every rap in the mind
Becomes a reason that your crew still breathing
Use an at-home mic, 
And watch an enemy life
Be taken down like the bars you full of,
You scream and you laugh as you snatch the wool off
Each Bardic (every well-timed hook) you pull off,
All you've done in the campaign to date
They on the run, why they old false gods awaked
We wouldn't let em have their way with the plane, we stayed,
And that's the difference between time that you find and make
But as a skyscraper sized wooden demon delivered,
Every sizzling sinner's nightmare they had in a pillory
We nipped the sitch and the stitching pretty, desynchronizing his milly
Synergy higher than ever Amp Check and bam we're in bizzy


Chorus 2

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
[laughter]


Solo                
 

Chorus 3

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

[NOTE: The CUTSCENE, as a creative choice, has been married in form to the looping challenge; 15+ seconds in length.]

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!

"S.K.o.L."  final encounter bgm from the hit dating simulator-
Very Pretty CartoonsVII   

*Let me just re equip my quintuple A amulet here aaand there we go....  
Ladies Love Leisure suit Larry
Is that a dating sim?
Did we win?*


(V1-00:14)
This is it,
Login with a Loggins reference
Pay to play, or pay to win
I'd pay some cents to sense the difference
Spent hours days weeks months
Shit I've got years invested
Been at this game since beta
Your mothers approve, 
these kids been tested
I GET MY KIX ON THIS SHIT
its everyday I
Rectify relationships with rudimentary AI
Macintosh Macdaddy 
Original digital playa
Apps asking permissions like we playin Mother  May I
Hey Yah! 
Now shake them Jpeg pictures
Getcha gatcha game up 
Give the gold to get them girls the gift shop
Now we're doused in Drip Drop
What up Nerdcore Hip Hop?
I'm sorting out these ranks like half Quartet's hat at the tiptop 
Dont be flip flops

(Hook-00:55)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about your bestest bars 
Let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find  phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

(V2-1:22)
Very Pretty Hitomi
An anime girl dont know me
The final encounter, choose your adventure, and bring ya homie
Perky titties hope she show she me
Feel her fondness for me growin
another round or four and she'll be devourin our bologna
                        
This pack of pickled peter piper poets should prolly pick a proper profession prior to provoking poltergeist ghost pepper nappa possession 



(Bridge-2:17)
Whooooooaaaaa!!!!
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties
Marry kill or fuuuck?
Dont you wanna feel some kind of loooove?
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties?
Dont you wanna plaaaay?
Dont you wanna feel some type of way?

(V3-2:44)
Wait 
Wait wait
Wait wait hold up
In a zeptosecond zing a zap of zolt up in my cola
She got rocket ship titties and explosive aerola
I'ma committed calm cool collected  cornucopiopa 
Containing collages of cutscenes 
 A Coitus Casanova
If ya choking ya chicken, churn up a fappiapioca
That's some happy tapioca if ya flickin ya bean
Clickin ya cookie continuosly crackin ya screen
The juxtaposition of judging jabronies is jarring 
  just joshin i'm joking around jerkin muh jollies
Boobies beautiful baby boo 
 all of em are 
Gamification of intimacy?
 competitive forum?
The demons herd the nerds 
And I'm reppin the henchman
Unleash legions of semen 
cmon ladies toss  yo eggs in
Non binaries welcome every preference we can fit in.
And if we ain't seen them titties we'll loop that shit again fam

(Hook-3:12)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about yo bestest bars let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find  phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

*metaphorically*

The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme] - S.K.o.L.

Adventure choices:

Role Playing Game
Character Creation
Singing
Chiptune


INTRO:
[game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

[game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

[VERSE 1]
let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
some dps, maybe melee
maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
in the swag guild you got three roles to play
well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
anyway back to the character creation
we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
and hairstyles, customization for miles
the character creation suite is so versatile

[INTERLUDE]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

[CHORUS]
choose a name, race, and class
suit up and go kick some ass,
it's the swag guild,
"wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
these haters wanna hate
'cause swag is a passive trait
in the swag guild
oh welcome to the swag guild

[INTERLUDE 2]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

[VERSE 2]
need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
cool...just press the random button
congratulations, now you have a name
next up, you need to pick a race
maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
hey you do you, man, anyway next
you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
next up a class, to kick some ass
you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
at the tavern, versace armor pattern
it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

[INTERLUDE 3]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

[OUTRO]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Swag Guild

Super Mario Match Maker

Welcome one and all to the mushroom kingdom
Gettin' in mah groove I assume ya thinkin'
it's all PG, keep it honest like Lincoln
But they're tryna keep it hush dude just like Clinton

Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Daisy, Peach
there's gotta some freakin' going on beneath the sheets
Bowser Jnr, Baby Rosalina, so freaky
women always gettin wet and wild with waluigi

wahhhhhh I'm not a shy guy
maaaan I was surprised to find
Princess Peach is out pimpin' peeps and
Birdo's doin' blowies on the cheep cheep beach

No more Paper Mario now we're usin' rubbers
On Toad's rockin' chode not tryna make mothers
and we're not even gettin' to the milestone yet
Cos your slipslide ride make my dry bones wet

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong


We're down in the basement lookin for DUCKHUNT (da cunt)
We're on an odyssey that's a homer run
If you know your Greek epics that's a sneaky pun
I'm also down here doin' cheeky cums

You know Wario's always playin' by himself
It's a good thing too cos the dude truly smells
Myself man I've got an abundance of wealth
I'll trade you 100 coins n I'll give you one up wahh

I don't want diddy kong baby gimme daddy kong
big balls like tanuki bringin' that daddy dong
whip it down my warp pipe pappa don't fear
I pinkie promise there's no piranha plant here

Treat me like Yoshi I'll be swallowing ya aggs
But once you've finished I'll be packin' my bags
I've gotta leave sweetie, not far to go
it's not you it's a me, Mario!

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Mario Match Maker

Sports Sim 
Final Encounter

Vocals did double time
Producer used no Snares

Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL Lyrics



Take cover behind the blind
Lock and reload
Seen the patterns a hundred times
Still don't know where they goes
Take a beat to revive more
As the infantry comes through the lakeshore
[Revive]
Toss a grenade
to space out the parade
Then let the gun play-
there's a million ways
To go
But its unmistakable
That your more than capable
To get through the first round
But the second wave already knows that your coming
There's no where to hide
when they no where you're running
And Gunning down every lame duck in a suit
They aiming to die
You aiming to shoot
Miscounted your rounds
You let some of them loose


Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way
I was just running away
Please get that gun out my face
Gonna play fowl,
Then we running the play
And mutate
Too late
Gonna tuck you away



The one on the hill
Runnin the bill
Got ton of the skill
Never put in the run of the mill
Drake flow

Try to bury the plot
I parried the shot-
carried the flock
never bet the weapon
Was a safe vote

Population control
That was the scapegoat

Got your dog in the fight
You better stay close

Cuz if I ever catch you alone
It's off with the dome
Gonna push you off a clef
Just so I can hear the bass note

Murder most fowl-
Now you think your goldeneye

Don't act all totally spy
You're totally fine
I'm totally lying
You point your gun willy nilly
In vicinities
Like nobody's dying

Well I'm sick of Complying
You're the only one
Heading south when I shoot
In a v formation
When I come with my troops

My Fury unbridled
In our fight for survival
vengeance only rivaled
By the untitled goose


Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way,
I was just running away


hands steady is the plan and the goal
Perfect 10 got your ducks in a row
You're not gonna takes us down
We're not gonna take it slow

Wait,

How did we get on a principal
making me miserable
Now I feel like im a criminal
These aren't real ducks
This game is just scripted
The plot and the premise are fictional
shooting a duck in a game
isn't the same as shooting for real
But tragically in the analogy
I can respond and react
To the way that you feel

The brain makes swift work
out of the tedious
ranking life on a higharchy
From value to meaningless
So nobody bats an eye
Over the life of a fly
And a person can empathize
That a murder is fine
Verdict aside,
It's still disturbing,
Who's deserving of life-
Nintendo and other systems
That can give you the right
And the rifle
The badge and the title
That don't hold you liable
Narratively,
Comparatively,
Trifle.
And thus we commit
to the cycle
Dehumanizing peace
In the place of the genocidal
Lifes is beautiful
And we made taking it's cool
All we needed was a premise
and a flimsy excuse
But who knew
Pew pew
Had more power than Zulu
And those who have the power
make all of the damn rules
If this the way?
Then the jokes on who?
If you're the first person to shoot


This is a song about game
About a sport
About Hunting game

Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way,
I was just running away

hands steady is the plan and the goal

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz] - Duck Hunt 2 WATERFOUL

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen : Roll Credits
V SLOT: Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
P SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)



Well I been hurt before
It gave me pause, I'm feeling sore
Not anymore
Don't trim these claws I'll fight that war
And I'm okay 
Just curl up with my cat and lock my heart away
No I won't stray 
But you've been hanging around
And on your lap I found

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that 
I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

Heading out of state
If you wouldn't mind there's something I'd 
appreciate
Thanks it would be great if you 
Could swing on through
And feed my cat and tell her that she's pretty too
She'll prob'ly hide from you
Oh wow she lets you hold her
Sleeping on your shoulder

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that 
I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

You came on the scene
And made a beeline for that feline
Don't know what it means
Even still you're so furmiliar
 
[ SKIT ]
What do you think, kitty?
Meow
Yeah I know, I'm... I'm just not sure...
Meow
OK that's fair.  
Meow
No, I see your point.  Honestly I appreciate it
Meow
Me too buddy.  Me too.

My cat likes you
And that's good enough for me
because I like it here with you and my cat
 
My cat likes you 
And that's good enough for me
Because I like you too
And if she and I agree 
Maybe two could turn to three
It could be true
And happily be something new
With you and me and our cat

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - My Cat Likes You

Adventure Choices: 
Dating Sim 
Character Creation

Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune


P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Perfect Husbando

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,


Verse 1:
As i acquire the ability to articulate
Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
Calm creator, in the center stage
Develop dashing details i demonstrate
Enigmatic elegance i emanate
French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
Gearing up, get language i generate
Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
Initiating the indicated imitation
join my journey, just be patient
You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
Every keystroke through the fiber optic
Is key to how i acquire knowledge
learn to let go of lost losers
Listen, I’m a lot smoother

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai

Verse 2: 
Memories, most magical moments
Never leave, no matter the notion
Open arms you grab by the ocean
So potent, its practically potion
Quality time, undivided quotient
Relax, romantically Roped in
Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
Unusual, wont become jealous
Understanding under umbrellas
Vision of love, undeveloped
Until i feel something well up
World wondering what to tell us
Excite excess, xylem led us
Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 3:
No fair to compare, i act that a way
No more home alone on saturday
I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
You control the trope from shoujo anime
I could be a Transfer student
with an attitude that acts aloof and
I’m a handsome dude
But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
raise my hand to get the best score
the answer to what’s on the test board
What’s that doki in your chest for
Must be cuz i moved in next door
set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
high school prince when childhood ends
All depends, on what you like in men
if you dont like me, you can try again

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

VPC7 Round 2

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Perfect Husbando

Challenge: 
First Person Shooter - End Credits 
Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (signing)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (no snares)

heh Fight then
Hell I know you're scared
and I know you don't believe in yourself
But if we don't stand up right here
Then none of it meant anything

It came overnight there was nothing you could have prepared for 
like how would you kill those you care for 
and once you have what is there to be scared for tho

I am not prey they can hunt down 
Moving so long feeling run down 
Gotta find somewhere safe by sundown 
I don’t wanna be there when the horde come round 
and I’m


Lost in the dead of night 
Just Tryna stay alive 
I say we have a chance 
When i know it’s a lie 
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside 
It cost me everything 
I bet you barely tried 

This can’t be the end I’m all outta options 
I’m down to my last i been here before to be honest too often 
Trust is a thing of the past now all i can count on is losses 
Time just been moving too fast so I’m paying em back when this shot hits 


I could write a book on how to kill a friend and i haven’t slept in days having trouble with my temper 
hit em with a head shot hope you don’t remember 
everything i love now lost in the embers

I will not surrender to my fear 
But i can’t let down my guard they’re always near

This city tried to swallow me whole
And the dead are always calling me home

Never slowing down no rest for the wicked 
Seem at this point i could swear I’m addicted 
This ride go hell and I’m punching some tickets 
I’m sorry you fell I’m not spreading the sickness 


Lost in the dead of night 
Just Tryna stay alive 
I say we have a chance 
When i know it’s a lie 
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside 
It cost me everything 
I bet you barely tried 

Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost)

No She was already dead
It didn't mean anything
So you're mad that you woke up one day
and life's a war?

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Lost

Challenge Info:
Role playing game
The Final Encounter
Singing
Chiptune


MAIN LYRICS LISTED FIRST, LATIN CHOIR LISTED SECOND

pray to anyone you want,
halls of this cathedral ring as
hollow as the followers
of gods that call me evil,

matters of opinion, tell me
did you stop and honor every
murder of my minions, as you
spill their blood like water?

Call yourselves the hero, seems
to me though, you're no pacifist, 
so come on make me bleed, 
let me be that final catalyst

that activates your destinies, that's
what I'm here to do, just 
remember you're the enemies from
other points of view: I've

I've gathered crystals, mastered focus,
pacts and rituals, murdered hopeless
keepers of forbidden knowledge:
I'm the one who's suffered all this!

we'll let history 
decide who is wrong, just
remember it favors the 
strong


there's no measurement in this galaxy 
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

theres no measurement in this galaxy 
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

But you can try.


weak attack,
reflected back, 
so futile!
why even try y'all,
put down the fireball!
and let me see you smile


I'm cold as Shiva with an open shoulder
raising hail over Hel 'til it freezes over
gone blind to the fact that you should've turned back
couldn't see the truth with the whole beholder

chance's down with the pit fiends which means
it's between abyss and abysmal, I
flex so hard like I'm made of mithril
all drip, cantrip, straight magic missile
 

rule this block like a sword and board,
keep it harder. than a Gorgon whore
dare to cross my threshold? LET'S GO,
I won't stop 'til I'm overlord


-------------------------------

ADV1: BY THE GODS, you dare to hurl insults during our fight!? HOW DARE YOU!

ADV2: We can't let him win. That's not what our dead parents would want. They would want justice.

ADV3: And to be alive!

TWILL: OH HO HO HO! Did you forget about me?

ADV1: BY THE GODS, he's been cured of his wounds!

ADV2: Damn you evil faerie from earlier in our adventure!

ADV3: Yeah!

HACKNSLASH: Your cries of anguish and agony will echo in a symphony of sorrow displaced against a disarray of desolution and despair! 

ADV1: BY THE GODS!!!!!
-------------------------------

come so far,
just to lose it all now,
the light in your eyes
starts dying down

thoughts and fears that your
choices were wrong,
wonder who the hero was
all along


you need me, to justify them means
you need me, to keep your conscience clean, yeah
you need me, to wash away them awful feelins
you need me, to play the role of your supervillain


devoured all the power,
transcended from ages, 
blood-line's been refined 
by the finest of sages
I done studied manuscripts til I
mastered the pages,
now I'm felling all your fighters
while I'm melting your mages 

Asura and Bahamut couldn't 
get me with me a comet, here's a
list of people better than me:
ain't nobody on it, you can

you can summon every dragon,
every potion, every flagon, every
buff, level up, there ain't
ain't nothing gonna happen

I mastered space and time
I don't lose, I hit rewind



---------------------------------
LATIN CHOIR

nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus 
*sailor doom/destruction is the best*


clamoris magis
clamoris magis 
clamoris magis (meliorem)
clamoris magis (meliorem)
*cry more (get good/improve)*

Sailor Doom [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - You Can Try

Genre: RPG
Screen: The final encounter
V: Alliteration
P: Chiptune


Intro

Welcome to the final boss.

The dungeon itself.


oh snap!

life yo,

it's a cycle


Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Verse 1

Yo! I love it when the maps

Are randomly stacked

With monsters and mazes

Awaiting for my attack

This torch is fading and

The cave is turning black

The dungeon never ends

And I like it like that

Rinse and repeat 

Is all that you need

We're stuck on this train

Of an endless feed

a part of me knows

That it's just a game

another part knows 

that it's keeping me sane

Endless lives that I dive

Into the pits of decent

I rely on the guide

To point me in the right way

These thumbs help me plunder

For the RNG

I Found a shield on a lich

its orangey

Use a scroll to be told

If it will a harm me

420 to my armor

That's my pharmacy

Jump in the cart

If you're into rpgs

We wandering the woods

For the hard xp

 

Cutscene

Combat clanks sfx

Death yelp

You have died

Your corpse is unreclaimable

Congratulations!

You have reached floor 42. 

Commendable, but pathetic. 

A new adventure awaits for you, hero. 

Reloading the soul.

Verse 2

I will retire in the spire

Expire from the mire

I'm tired of the trials

and the vile vampires

spend all my time

Just rhyming in the mines

Slaying all the shiny

Smiliest of slimes

Strive to be alive

Pile for the prize

Use all my smites

and my Guiles and my guise

No save file

Won't be a while

Til I succumb 

To the very last wild

Caverns creatures

Fathoms features

Patterns preachers

Damned if i don't beat ya

to the next floor

Up the secret level

Light another torch

Down another redbull

Damned if this beat ain't

Insanely Incredible

Doom and defeat ain't

Mainly malevolent

being stuck here

To tame these terribles

rather just flee

And eat some edibles


Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] -The Dungeon

Game Type: Role Playing Game
Game Screen: The Final Encounter
Vocalist Challenge: Singing
Producer Challenge: Chiptunes

Our journey starts with a town to defend
We never thought this is how it would end

I never met a monster that I didn’t wanna murder
They keep coming for my girl, but they never gonna hurt her
We have conquered creeps and tyrants, bloody battles brought us further
We've found the mastermind, now it’s time to fight with fervor for this 

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) HERE WE GO!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(Spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuuush 

We traveled far with our misfit friend squad
We caught some fish, now we're killing a god

Well you might have been my maker, or a brother and betrayer
I’m the prophesized protagonist, another word for slayer
You can serve up our accomplishments to combat this conveyor
Of the conquered past and perished, with a wing and a prayer for this

Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Rush
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) here we go, now
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

[Cutscene in Final Battle]

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

Perstrami Persona [Steve, ZillaPersona] - Boss Rush

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen: Roll Credits (Bad Ending)
V Slot: Singing
P Slot: Chiptune


ALL THE COLORS FADE TO BLACK UNTIL YOURE VOICELESS
TIME'S UP
WEAR THE STAINS OF ALL YOUR CHOICES
YOU TRIED TO FIT IN THEIR BOXES
BENT EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY UNTIL ITS BROKEN
THEY ALL LEFT YOU ALONE & IT'S YOUR FAULT
YOU TURNED EVERY DIALOGUE TO ETHER
PRESSING THE BUTTONS TRYNA BE A PEOPLE PLEASER
YOU GAVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEVER ASKED FOR & MORE
SO HOW'S IT OVER & THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO MEET US?
RETRACE YOUR HISTORY
LETS TAKE A LOOK BACK & NOTICE ALL THE THINGS YOU DIDNT SEE
THE OPTIONS THAT YOU DIDNT READ
THE PROMISES YOU DIDNT KEEP
PURSUING ALL THEIR FAVOR HAD YOU ACTING SUPERFICIALLY
YOU WERE TRYNA BE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE
SO YOU TORE YOURSELF TO PIECES THINKING EVERY PIECE WAS EQUAL
YOURE SCREAMING "HOW COULD THEY NOT LOVE ME?
I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING & GOT NOTHING"
MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE NOT LUCKY
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
YOU THOUGHT YOU MATTERED BUT THEY CHEWED YOU UP & SPAT YOU OUT
THE CREDITS SCROLLING PAST YOU 
HOW YOU CASUALLY MEANDERED DOWN THE PATH TOWARDS THE SADDEST ROUTE
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
WHAT YOU MAD ABOUT?
AS YOU WATCH THE TEXT DESCENDING FROM ABOVE YOU TAKE A SECOND TO REFLECT ON WHY NOBODY REALLY LOVES YOU
YOUR LACK OF CORE BETRAYS YOU
YOUR STRUGGLE TO PLEASE EVERYONE'S UNDONE YOU
YOU'VE PRESENTED A COMPLETELY BLANK PUZZLE
WHO ARE YOU?

YOU CHOSE EVERYTHING WRONG
(YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE OTHER OPTIONS)
YOU'VE BEEN LEFT ALL ALONE
(YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN)
EVERYONE'S GONE
(THEY ALL PAIRED UP & RAN OFF TOGETHER)
& THEY'VE PICKED ALL YOUR BONES
(LEFT YOUR DESOLATE, ROTTEN FLESH SKELETON IN THE DESERT)

BUT THIS DONT HAVE TO LAST FOREVER
YOU CAN BE YOURSELF & YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER
I BET THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO CLEVER
ATTEMTPING TO PLEASE EVERYONE & KEEP IT TOGETHER
YOU FAILED
DUST YOURSELF OFF
BETTER LUCK NEXT FILE
CHECK IT OUT
YOU'VE UNLOCKED ANOTHER TEXT STYLE
(IT'S RED)
NOW TAKE THIS NEXT LIFE & TRULY PUT YOUR HEART IN IT
YOU CANT GO BACK BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake] - People Pleaser

Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)


It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be denied

Chorus:
It’s time to get hydrated 
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot 
I say yeah.

One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

(Chorus)

Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

Duck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and try

Times ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner 
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem” 

(Chorus)

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Title Shot

RPG
Character Creation
Doubletime
Chiptune

Make me look real cool
Twenty seven seven don't wanna look like a tool
Get the stats up high, an a patch on my eye
And an afro dyed super bright blue
not an ordinary RPG
so of course I gotta look flawless, G
add some parachute pants and facial tatts
Ain't no NPC gonna mess with me
Wait. Blue afro?
You really gonna wanna do that though?
Hey it's your choice, but I gotta make a point
Please don't make me look wack, bro
K cool. Where was I? Right.
gotta make me a badass tough guy
gonna stomp these fools with these fresh clown shoes
and rocket feet so I fly real high

~Hook~
I see what you've done here
(No sir don't like it)
Giving me that silly gear
(No  sir don't like it)
Thought that I had made it clear
(No sir don't like it)
An avatar like that don't evoke no fear
(No sir don't like it)

Maybe we got of on the wrong foot
Wait. Where's my foot GIMME BACK MY FOOT
Yo, this ain't right I wanna look tight
This shirt ain't gonna get no one shook
Aww now I gotta hook hand?
What now, take a leg? Get a kickstand?
Oh, aren't you cute, no eyebrows to boot
an a dlc hat with the dev brand
Lookin' tacky as hell Y U DO DIS
Gettin' some sorta kick with the blueprints?
Up your ass is where this clown shoe gonna fit
quit pickin' this shit, you little nitwit
This may be just another game to you
But I'm the hero of this world with a job to do
How'm I gonna to prove this power runnin' through
I'm hook hand afro face tattoo'd dude.

Hook x2

VPC7, Round 2

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Restore to Default

In this game you play the role of a plucky young aquaculture farmer. 
Our journey covers the character creation setup of the piece. 

There's some double-time and what I try to claim is singing vocally throughout the track. 
tanner4105 has provided some smoothed out Donkey Kong Country instrumentals for your ear holes. 

Welcome back (welcome back)
now's your chance (now's your chance)
to heed advice and get you leveled and advance
Yo aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
 but another terrible character I might just go insane
but that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano 
but you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
invading info
innovative intro
incredibly incognito
you'll need your payment info
can’t get that until you grown at least to level 5
can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
ayo that's wack
why you gotta build your guy like that?
got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
and darlin that's a fact 


we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend 


You should think twice about your stats
You took no points in traps
but your sex appeal is maxed
I don't even know what it's even in the game for 
maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4, 
bundled it with Recore, wasting all this time for
me to make a report, busting up the keyboard
Cause I don't know what you're doing
yo  your whole vibe I'm not fluent
if you're the crustacean student
our reputation is ruined
and I can't handle it, manage it, 
your failures so elaborate 
business plan so immaculate 
your dumbass couldn't handle it
all ya gotta do is click that shrimp
It’ll run that script, it’ll count them chips
you don't gotta use a fist 
wanna give a little kiss
and I got another hint
wanna find out what it is?
Yo you can unlock a lightsaber! 
none greater neighbor, so tell me what to ya think?
maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend

You gotta click that shrimp
You gotta click that shrimp
Click that shrimp, baby, click that shrimp (x4)

{Important Information Here}

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We’ll never get your currency, man

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Aquaculture

game genre is dating sim, concept is character creation.
alliteration, chiptune, no snare  

CLICK CLICK (THE OC)
VERSE III
CLICK "NEW"
FIRST, PAN DOWN, PICK A SICK SHOE
THAT'S THE FOUNDATION, MAYBE LATER DO THE FIT TOO
NEW BALANCE FOR RAPPERS WITH HUGE TALENTS
CYBERPUNK TYPE MENU, KNOW IM PICKIN "DICK 2"
AND YOU KNOW THAT HE AINT GOT NO CHIN BOO
LOOKIN LIKE TINTIN DO, WHAT NERD WOMENS IS INTO
NEVER GETTIN LAID HES TOO BUSY PLAYIN TENSHU
AND CALCULATING MATHEMATICS LIKE: FIVE PAIRS IS TEN SHOES
HOOK
WHO U DATING
WHO U DATING
UNLOCKIN SPICY PICS IN VISUAL NOVEL CONVERSATIONS
I PLAY IT FOR THE STORY THO, BUTO NEVER 'BATIN
SO A MAD COMPELLING OC CHARACTER IS WHAT IM MAKIN
WHO U DATING
WHO U DATING
UNLOCKIN SPICY PNGS AND EVEN ANIMATIONS
OF MMM VERY DEREDERE, TSUNDERE MAIDENS
GETTIN HELLA BABES LAID AND I AINT EVEN LEAVE MY BASEMENT
VERSE I
ALRIGHT LETS GET IN FOR REAL, GOTTA PICK A
BODY TYPE, IMMA GO WITH "EW," IM HYPE AND NEVER
CHILL, WHATS THE DEAL, I'LL GIVE MY MAN A UNIBROW
U KNOW HOW I'LL ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL, AS I BUILD
MOTHERFUCKER IMMA TAKE THIS POTATO MAN TURN
HIM TO A MEAL, CAUSE I GOT THE HEART AND YOU KNOW
I GOT THE WILL, LEAVE THIS SAVE FILE TO MY FUCKIN KIDS
UP IN MY WILL, WELL MAYBE NOT THATS KIND OF INAPPROPRIATE
STILL
GOIN DOWN THE LIST OF CHECKS, YES--SEX? YES
BODY HAIR MAYBE LIKE A SEVEN BUT ITS CREPT UP TO THE NECK
YOU'RE IMPRESSED, I CAN TELL, SO RESPECT
HEAD BUZZED, BUT THE BEARD AND MUSTACHE IT CONNECTS
OKAY NEXT, FOR THE SKIN COLOR GOTTA INSTALL CS:S
OR ELSE THE WHOLE SHIT'S HELLA PINK AND BLACK CHECKED
THINK AND ACT NEXT
EYES BLUE, SIZE: HUGE
VERSE DONE, DISTRO CUT THE CHECK
(HOOK)
VERSE II

OK WHAT THE FUCK AND WHAT THE CRUD
TOOK A WHOLE VERSE TO TAKE CARE AND MAKE THE CHARACTER
NOW I GOTTA I DUNNO PRESS X NEXT AND MAKE THE DUDS
GOTTA DRESS IM SEXY FOR THE CLUB THATS THE RUB
KICKS, THAT WAS HANDLED HELLA EARLIER IN DUMB SPITS
CRUNK LIT, STILL GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE JUMP STICKS
FIT HIM WITH SOME FIVE ELEVENS, LEVI NOT THE GUN SHIT
BLACK, NAVY DENIM, MAYBE CHINOS FROM THE HUNDREDS
SHIRT SIZE M AND ITS BLACK, KINDA RATTY
MOOG LOGO FROM BACK WHEN
HE WAS HYPED TO MAYBE BUY A SUB PHATTY
BUT HE DID GET THE SHIRT AND IT FIT GOOD
SO LOOK SOMETIMES THINGS JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT IT DOESNT MAKE
HIM A POSER OR WHATEVER
PALLY
GIVE MY MAN A JACKET SOMETHIN MAXED WITH CAPACITY
PLUS WITH ALACRITY
PLUS WITH SUNGLASSES AND A CAP
YO, YO, WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE LETS SEE...
WELL THIS MASK IS NEAT
SHIT I THINK THAT CAPS IT, PEACE
(HOOK)
BEAKER: HEY KABUTO ARE YOU READY TO OOOH MY GOD HAHA
KABUTO:OH MY GOD CLOSE THE DOOR
BEAKER: IS THAT HONEY POP?
KABUTO: NO ITS A VISUAL NOVEL
BEAKER: ARE YOU JERKING OFF TO HONEY POP?
KABUTO: IM NOT JERKING OFF
BEAKER: ARE YOU JERKING OFF TO YOURSELF ON HONEY POT?!
KABUTO: ITS NOT ME ITS AN OC
KABUTO: CLOSE THE DOOR
BEAKER: YOU MADE A KABUTO
KABUTO: ITS AN OC
BEAKER: NOT OC
VERSE III
MOTHERFUCKER OK JESUS CHRIST AND SHIT DUDE
IF BEAKERS GOT A POINT AND MY CHARACTERS A BIT TOO...
IDK FAMILIAR I THINK THAT ITS A MISS
YOU CANT BE ON SOME MARY SUE TIP, THAT AINT IT
OOH SHIT
I GOT A PLAN I GOTTA STICK TO
THE GAMES GETTIN DATES GOTTA BUILD HIM TYPE SPECIF TO
MAKE A FLY NERD, A LOTHARIO A SLICK DUDE
WHO MAKE THE LADIES SAY "I NEVER MET YOU BUT I MISSED YOU"
SO

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto and Beaker] - Click Click (Who You Datin')

game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare


v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up  the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch 
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed 
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character! 

MC: 
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC: 
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations 
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Rotary Club Dating Sim

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white-bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high-class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

VPC7 Round Two - Choose Your Own Adventure

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