Genre - Role Playing Game!
Screen - The Final Encounter!
Vocalist - Doubletime! [ Zolt Energy Serum ]
Producer - NO SNARES! [ The Bear Hammock 29-F; 0 innovated and pitched down a timbale hit, which was then heavily EQ'd; followed by a layer of distortion! ]

SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!
By The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]


Cutscene 

[laughter]
Four freestyle rap heroes, called forth to embrace arcane dangers in a world not their own, at last face off against an eldritch abomination before their way home closes for good… Wait a second, is this game real?!


Verse 1

Right I wanna get it Underway, 
Multiplayer Gameplay Isekai Anime Roleplay,
Storydriven, live a little - hidden in the code, hey,
What’s a little AI when you’re in the know, eh?
5th player GM, now in the mem’ray
Tabulating scores with the lightning in the core
Game used to be a Tabletop, now it’s on a PC
Freestyle Rap D&D, that Steam Heat
Breeze past details, straight into the action,
Got new players into rap with a passion
Blast through con after con interaction
Formed new family to fight with, faction
Bicker in the group, entertaining, an attraction
MIC made of magic when a demon wanna cash in
FIGHT with the power from the Spectral Realm
Rap well: it’s only you, ‘gainst the powers of Hell!


Chorus 1

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE


Verse 2

Now that you know what the Game is, watch as the Fates flip
Upside down to believe it; seen with incredulous eye
As every rap in the mind
Becomes a reason that your crew still breathing
Use an at-home mic, 
And watch an enemy life
Be taken down like the bars you full of,
You scream and you laugh as you snatch the wool off
Each Bardic (every well-timed hook) you pull off,
All you've done in the campaign to date
They on the run, why they old false gods awaked
We wouldn't let em have their way with the plane, we stayed,
And that's the difference between time that you find and make
But as a skyscraper sized wooden demon delivered,
Every sizzling sinner's nightmare they had in a pillory
We nipped the sitch and the stitching pretty, desynchronizing his milly
Synergy higher than ever Amp Check and bam we're in bizzy


Chorus 2

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
[laughter]


Solo                
 

Chorus 3

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

[NOTE: The CUTSCENE, as a creative choice, has been married in form to the looping challenge; 15+ seconds in length.]

VPC 7 Round 2

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!

Adventure choices:

Role Playing Game
Character Creation
Singing
Chiptune


INTRO:
[game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

[game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

[VERSE 1]
let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
some dps, maybe melee
maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
in the swag guild you got three roles to play
well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
anyway back to the character creation
we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
and hairstyles, customization for miles
the character creation suite is so versatile

[INTERLUDE]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

[CHORUS]
choose a name, race, and class
suit up and go kick some ass,
it's the swag guild,
"wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
these haters wanna hate
'cause swag is a passive trait
in the swag guild
oh welcome to the swag guild

[INTERLUDE 2]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

[VERSE 2]
need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
cool...just press the random button
congratulations, now you have a name
next up, you need to pick a race
maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
hey you do you, man, anyway next
you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
next up a class, to kick some ass
you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
at the tavern, versace armor pattern
it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

[INTERLUDE 3]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

[OUTRO]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Swag Guild

Challenge: 
First Person Shooter - End Credits 
Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (signing)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (no snares)

heh Fight then
Hell I know you're scared
and I know you don't believe in yourself
But if we don't stand up right here
Then none of it meant anything

It came overnight there was nothing you could have prepared for 
like how would you kill those you care for 
and once you have what is there to be scared for tho

I am not prey they can hunt down 
Moving so long feeling run down 
Gotta find somewhere safe by sundown 
I don’t wanna be there when the horde come round 
and I’m


Lost in the dead of night 
Just Tryna stay alive 
I say we have a chance 
When i know it’s a lie 
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside 
It cost me everything 
I bet you barely tried 

This can’t be the end I’m all outta options 
I’m down to my last i been here before to be honest too often 
Trust is a thing of the past now all i can count on is losses 
Time just been moving too fast so I’m paying em back when this shot hits 


I could write a book on how to kill a friend and i haven’t slept in days having trouble with my temper 
hit em with a head shot hope you don’t remember 
everything i love now lost in the embers

I will not surrender to my fear 
But i can’t let down my guard they’re always near

This city tried to swallow me whole
And the dead are always calling me home

Never slowing down no rest for the wicked 
Seem at this point i could swear I’m addicted 
This ride go hell and I’m punching some tickets 
I’m sorry you fell I’m not spreading the sickness 


Lost in the dead of night 
Just Tryna stay alive 
I say we have a chance 
When i know it’s a lie 
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside 
It cost me everything 
I bet you barely tried 

Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost)

No She was already dead
It didn't mean anything
So you're mad that you woke up one day
and life's a war?

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - Lost

Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)


It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be denied

Chorus:
It’s time to get hydrated 
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot 
I say yeah.

One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

(Chorus)

Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

Duck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and try

Times ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner 
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem” 

(Chorus)

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Title Shot

Dating Sim
Final Encounter
V; Singing
P: no snare 



lets try again
sim date with godzilla
last time again
in guerilla Villa

one more time again
after all this time you stilla realla thrilla?
whats a king kong say to sway godzilla? 
I want you back Godzilla i need you back


A jet black stare (it) just wasnt fair
I knew the color of (her) underwear UH
MACAW MATRE D (sez) please take a seat (tez)
down on ya feet (or) up in a tree (yez)
it was my  idea (ah) couldnt be more clear (ya)
reservation list taken half a year
drank half a beer giving into fear yes
should i get godzill-a to get undressed

timestamp 1:27

(godzilla roar)
GIL:whats that honey youre Ebirah thermidor is ok?
(roar)
GIL:oh its ebirah newberg? do you want me to get the waiter?
(roar)
GIL:oh uh you want me to go to the chef myself ok...
door opens
GIL:hey chef thugmaster sir
CHEF:WHADDAYA WANT?
GIL:its just my G/f who is godzilla ordered  a ebirah thermidor and--
CHEF: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ME
GIL: WHAT
CHEF:DO YOU WANT TO BANG NEXT TO THE DEEP FRYER OR NOT?
GIL: YES
KAIJU SEX NOISEs FOR A FEW BARS

ITS THE LOVE between these walls
Its the love between these balls
KKMDS 
LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
Love will conquer all


OOwa -OO X2
GAME OVER FOR YOU 
GAME OVER FOR FOOLS


I AINT PLAYING GAMES 9(no)
I aint PLAY TO LOSE (no)
but if its all the same (yes)
thugmaster's who is choose (yes)
is it so wrong I gotta lay the shlonga
built like a konga couldnt wait any longa
I know hows it go, daw i get trampled into foi gra
zilla slay me on truffle filet mignon
get my bill beaton like will weaton
but its brains over braun gotta get it on

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - Scenes From A Gorilla Restaurant

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

Haagen D–dz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - Sokovian Death Dance

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

FPS 
final encounter
singing 
odd time signature



Singing verse:
Raise those hands high 
Think you know what it is
Bring that brass out
If you don’t want to live
Go ahead and fight back
Father’s son after all
Be wary you don’t like that
Sound they make when they fall

Bridge:
Why don’t you pass it down the Bloodline
Try to hide it if you find appeal
It’s all relative whats inside
Prying eyes make it real
Why don’t you pass it down the line
Try to hide it if you feel
It’s relative what’s inside
Prying eyes make it real

Rapping verse:
Quick with the gunplay, slow with the tough talk, I can do this all day
Easier than fish in a barrel funneled down a hallway 
All that wit gets you nowhere with hands slower than molasses
Steel launches steel into bodies of assassins
Pull the hammer back then let the hammer drop
Selling one way tickets to go meet with Astaroth
Maybe I could change this if it weren’t for this blood
But the gauntlets been thrown and I picked that gauntlet up 


Cutscene:
MC - I thought you were better than this. But I can see I was wrong. I can see now there’s only one way. And I hate to say it, but it’s the way you taught me.


Father/Mentor turned villain - You could have been the best of us, kid. Damn shame you had to go and grow a conscience like that. No matter. I can always have another son


MC - Good for you, I can never have another father, but I can make sure it ends with me

Hook:
Well al this talk about a guiding light
But no one ever speaks of where it leads
Imagine giving up the fight
While there’s blood left to bleed

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] - BLOODLINE

game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare


v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up  the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch 
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed 
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character! 

MC: 
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC: 
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations 
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Rotary Club Dating Sim

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