Prowess

Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

"Right Where I Left It" EP | August 2016 
Available for sale at prowessthetestament.bandcamp.com
Courtesy of Delegation Music
Features: Ardamus, Matta Fact, RNL, Enoch 7th Prophet
Producers: Grussle, P-Tech Santiago, RuffianKick, DubLohSkytzo 

Blood in the Water - ALBUM EDIT [prod. by P-Tech Santiago]

CLIMB feat. RNL [prod. by Grussle]

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

--Verse 1--

I’m having dreams of making the greatest memes, to be a legend remembered up on the screen, a little cream makes it even more delicious, if I cut these scenes, they gone get these fire pictures, I’m making days a bit brighter, light the night up, Kermit on typewriter, my type righter, left of the write up, when I ignite these macs, the mics (mikes) is magic, putting Mobb’s in Havoc, prodigy fabric, cut from a different graphic, creature of habit, pulling rabbits out of a hat trick, surpassed it, distract ‘em like boyfriends looking backwards, facts is, I’m Iverson lacking practice, “I verse sons” and birth puns, on the swing of the drum, it’s big fun, who wan’ some…

--Chorus 1--
My milf shake brings all the buoys to sea, and their likes are currency/
They like these fire ass memes, I could teach you but you gotta pay a fee/
(Repeat twice)

--Verse 2--
Now I’m Reddit credible, a professional, count the decimals, going viral from American idols, Simon Cowell’d, leave no options, like Lebron fleeing a conference…listen misfits, frisk the witness, got bars like planet fitness, enough to put an angry bagel guy on the wish list, left defenseless, arms to short to box the temptress, I’m here to put you on notice, quote the POTUS, its all fake news in showbiz, the goat is here, please rejoice, It’s Yeezy, if slavery was a choice, I can teach you, but I have to invoice, choose death before dishonor, she keke’d when I palmed her

--Chorus 2--
My milf shake brings all the buoys to sea, and their likes are currency
They like these fire ass memes, I could teach you but you gotta pay a fee
(Repeat twice)

Sleeping Dragon - Sweet Memes

Verse 1

Designed by the pride of a divine countryside,
Sypha takes the lives of those who dare stare in the eyes,
in the wrong way, Sypha spits with a strong blade,
grips on mics with fang shaped knives,
scimitar marks left on the minds of mankind
the ascent of Autumn brought, a most devious scholar of thought,
and as Winter commenced, the words i sent put dents in the cement,
right thru the layers of ice, aiming my hate at earth, the relentless pricing of life,
I buy into the hype, selling my opinions to the minions of evil vengeance, but they still tell me that I’m the greatest…it’s not even debated…my fate demonstrated
A hero and a legend, destined, see you can hear it when he beckoned
I crush a soul in mere seconds…send 'em to the heavens…

You peasants…every time I’m in a session



Chorus (repeat)

Where you gonna run....

When Sypha comes...when Sypha comes



Where you gonna go...

When Sypha comes to take your soul...



Verse 2

Verbally with urgency, unfurling murderous wordery
my hyperbole surgery
Dropping whopping bombs, third degree onto your perjury
Words’re heard to scream emergency
These vamps want to eat, I’m a vegan to burger beef
And a virgin to defeat…but still they wanna compete…
Steal on crews and leave jewels, without the burglary, heard a me?
I ain’t even gotta spit a verse, I let the fire burn fervently and…
Cause an insurgency, Serving these beasts on beats that feast eternally
When Sypha starts reciting, Poseidon grabs his triton, it starts thunder and lightning, life lines get tightened…When my tongue slur, it be like death becomes her, Leaving ‘em unsure, who they even came for, or who they came with, portraits painted with blood stains, I take names from the shameless, and leave craniums brainless, don’t try to attain this…

with the aid of the blade, I invade your blockade

Save grenades, persuade a tirade

Did y'all sharpen your weapons?
Mines is steady prepped, whoever wanna step in,
I intercept em', I like the sound of cracking necks and…I reckon,
42 plays of power, I throw grenades at the tower, till bodies cower,
Helios in Tuscany, a gift of the Maggi, 

Shifting ‘dimes in pairs’ as I cross the finish line

Counting ‘nickels' with my kinfolks, never seemed so sinful

Now I leave signatures in end quotes that the pen spoke…
[END]

VPC6 Round 2

Sleeping Dragon- Symphony of Lost Souls

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Sleeping Dragon - C'est La Vie

Instrumental by DopeBoyzMusic.
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They say I should stop making diss tracks 
Against these bastards who are just acting as rappers and probably wouldn't hit back
But I gotta make em pay for the errors of their ways.
As a hacker and a rapper, I put interest on their syntax
I see the racism inside, I peeped the peephole
You get through ya life, stereotyping all people
You say that it’s common sense but try to escape the consequence
With back-handed compliments, your tactics are all see through
mc chris-level apology, it don’t even matter
You can't see the problem with ya tweets, and that’s even sadder
They say I should rise above, get my feet up on the ladder 
But I'm pissed off, you'll get pissed on. Suck my dick, I'll clear my bladder
You actually call yourself a rapper.  The audacity
Get out the kitchen, Josh. You ain't cookin' bars. You can't stand the heat  
It’ll cost you an arm and leg to think you can handle me
And when you've lost, we'll see your family bury an amputee

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

You say that Asians dominate intelligence, you don't
Say that to my face and try to walk away, you won't
You need to check yourself, better talk with a new tone
Or I'mma having you cryin' for your momma like a Cubone
Culture vulture, fast rap isn’t done well
Got receipts of deleted tweets, left a crumb trail
You advertised music with "RAP" in ya thumbnails
After George Floyd, you advertised with Blacks in ya thumbnails
Checked your Youtube, saw millions of new views,
Plus some rappers  you were dope, but I ignored them  
I watched some video of yours, my IQ getting low of course
You bring a whole brand new definition to boredom
The only difference tween you and these other generic
Youtube anime rappers is occasionally you tour some
But underneath I see that you only achieve to be another
White rapper in the scene appropriatin' for fun

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

Alright, that last line might seem like a pompous statement
Because you say there's a part of you that's partly Asian
Now I ain't tryna hate on the way you that address yourself
But take a  good long look in the mirror and assess yourself
You used to record verses, said you like rappin' 
Then you grew a beard, now you're white-passin'
So when I say appropriation, there's a way I mean it
You only bring up being an Asian when it's convenient

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

None Like Joshua (Diss)

Welcome back to Lady Blerds Sing the Blues! This week Prowess the Testament joins Kylie Toosmart and Sometimes V as they discuss Gamestop, eating the rich, and preserving spaces for black creators. We honor the life and works of Cicely Tyson, may she rest in peace. This weeks nerdy and dirty topic is all about Sapiosexuals and avoiding fuckboisms. MAGfest is getting a much needed facelift, hopefully we will see some more diversity! HeroicInnerKids is now offering personalized letters from Daredevil in BRAILLE! IAmProwess has dropped "A Tale of Two Masters" the DELUXE version! Big Move Monday goes to Black.outreach.sj on Instagram for their continual fight against injustice, most recently being their involvment in stopping evictions in Santa Clara County. Thank you for listening to Lady Blerds Sing the Blues. You can find us on Spotify, Apple pods, & our original home Soundcloud. Follow us on Instagram @LadyBlerdspodcast. For questions questions and suggestions about the show email us at dontcastndrive@gmail.com spelled Don'tCast N Drive. **Update: All Dont Cast n Drive interviews are now available within the same playlist as Lady Blerds Sings the Blues!!! Any podcast starting with "Dont Cast n Drive" is an interview segment of artistic folk near & far.

17. Preserving Nerdcore Spaces feat. Prowess the Testament

1up Funk, Nerdy Swag Wizards, 2 lyricists, Hook Shot and Bobby Arson. Hooky's on the beats, and Arson's on the cuts. Jazzy, Funky, Synth Heavy Nerdcore,  from the West Coast of Canada.

Sleeping Dragon - Sweet Memes

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