Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

VPC 7 Round 1

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Super Mario Match Maker

Welcome one and all to the mushroom kingdom
Gettin' in mah groove I assume ya thinkin'
it's all PG, keep it honest like Lincoln
But they're tryna keep it hush dude just like Clinton

Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Daisy, Peach
there's gotta some freakin' going on beneath the sheets
Bowser Jnr, Baby Rosalina, so freaky
women always gettin wet and wild with waluigi

wahhhhhh I'm not a shy guy
maaaan I was surprised to find
Princess Peach is out pimpin' peeps and
Birdo's doin' blowies on the cheep cheep beach

No more Paper Mario now we're usin' rubbers
On Toad's rockin' chode not tryna make mothers
and we're not even gettin' to the milestone yet
Cos your slipslide ride make my dry bones wet

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong


We're down in the basement lookin for DUCKHUNT (da cunt)
We're on an odyssey that's a homer run
If you know your Greek epics that's a sneaky pun
I'm also down here doin' cheeky cums

You know Wario's always playin' by himself
It's a good thing too cos the dude truly smells
Myself man I've got an abundance of wealth
I'll trade you 100 coins n I'll give you one up wahh

I don't want diddy kong baby gimme daddy kong
big balls like tanuki bringin' that daddy dong
whip it down my warp pipe pappa don't fear
I pinkie promise there's no piranha plant here

Treat me like Yoshi I'll be swallowing ya aggs
But once you've finished I'll be packin' my bags
I've gotta leave sweetie, not far to go
it's not you it's a me, Mario!

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

VPC 7 Round 2

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Mario Match Maker

Sports Sim 
Final Encounter

Vocals did double time
Producer used no Snares

Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL Lyrics



Take cover behind the blind
Lock and reload
Seen the patterns a hundred times
Still don't know where they goes
Take a beat to revive more
As the infantry comes through the lakeshore
[Revive]
Toss a grenade
to space out the parade
Then let the gun play-
there's a million ways
To go
But its unmistakable
That your more than capable
To get through the first round
But the second wave already knows that your coming
There's no where to hide
when they no where you're running
And Gunning down every lame duck in a suit
They aiming to die
You aiming to shoot
Miscounted your rounds
You let some of them loose


Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way
I was just running away
Please get that gun out my face
Gonna play fowl,
Then we running the play
And mutate
Too late
Gonna tuck you away



The one on the hill
Runnin the bill
Got ton of the skill
Never put in the run of the mill
Drake flow

Try to bury the plot
I parried the shot-
carried the flock
never bet the weapon
Was a safe vote

Population control
That was the scapegoat

Got your dog in the fight
You better stay close

Cuz if I ever catch you alone
It's off with the dome
Gonna push you off a clef
Just so I can hear the bass note

Murder most fowl-
Now you think your goldeneye

Don't act all totally spy
You're totally fine
I'm totally lying
You point your gun willy nilly
In vicinities
Like nobody's dying

Well I'm sick of Complying
You're the only one
Heading south when I shoot
In a v formation
When I come with my troops

My Fury unbridled
In our fight for survival
vengeance only rivaled
By the untitled goose


Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way,
I was just running away


hands steady is the plan and the goal
Perfect 10 got your ducks in a row
You're not gonna takes us down
We're not gonna take it slow

Wait,

How did we get on a principal
making me miserable
Now I feel like im a criminal
These aren't real ducks
This game is just scripted
The plot and the premise are fictional
shooting a duck in a game
isn't the same as shooting for real
But tragically in the analogy
I can respond and react
To the way that you feel

The brain makes swift work
out of the tedious
ranking life on a higharchy
From value to meaningless
So nobody bats an eye
Over the life of a fly
And a person can empathize
That a murder is fine
Verdict aside,
It's still disturbing,
Who's deserving of life-
Nintendo and other systems
That can give you the right
And the rifle
The badge and the title
That don't hold you liable
Narratively,
Comparatively,
Trifle.
And thus we commit
to the cycle
Dehumanizing peace
In the place of the genocidal
Lifes is beautiful
And we made taking it's cool
All we needed was a premise
and a flimsy excuse
But who knew
Pew pew
Had more power than Zulu
And those who have the power
make all of the damn rules
If this the way?
Then the jokes on who?
If you're the first person to shoot


This is a song about game
About a sport
About Hunting game

Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way,
I was just running away

hands steady is the plan and the goal

SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz] - Duck Hunt 2 WATERFOUL

Adventure Choices: 
Dating Sim 
Character Creation

Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune


P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Perfect Husbando

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,


Verse 1:
As i acquire the ability to articulate
Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
Calm creator, in the center stage
Develop dashing details i demonstrate
Enigmatic elegance i emanate
French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
Gearing up, get language i generate
Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
Initiating the indicated imitation
join my journey, just be patient
You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
Every keystroke through the fiber optic
Is key to how i acquire knowledge
learn to let go of lost losers
Listen, I’m a lot smoother

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai

Verse 2: 
Memories, most magical moments
Never leave, no matter the notion
Open arms you grab by the ocean
So potent, its practically potion
Quality time, undivided quotient
Relax, romantically Roped in
Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
Unusual, wont become jealous
Understanding under umbrellas
Vision of love, undeveloped
Until i feel something well up
World wondering what to tell us
Excite excess, xylem led us
Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 3:
No fair to compare, i act that a way
No more home alone on saturday
I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
You control the trope from shoujo anime
I could be a Transfer student
with an attitude that acts aloof and
I’m a handsome dude
But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
raise my hand to get the best score
the answer to what’s on the test board
What’s that doki in your chest for
Must be cuz i moved in next door
set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
high school prince when childhood ends
All depends, on what you like in men
if you dont like me, you can try again

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

VPC7 Round 2

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Perfect Husbando

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

Haagen D–dz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - Sokovian Death Dance

Challenges accepted:
Vocals - (double time - Zolt Energy Serum)
Producer - (no snares in the beat - The Bear Hammock 29-F)

Game genre: Dating Sim
Screen: The Final Encounter

V: Oh, here we have it, the final encounter. This is a tough one, to be sure. Many have tried, all have failed so far, but maybe this is the one. 
A: It's a challenge, for sure, but we have a challenger. 
V: Oh, a true player. Let's see how it goes. 
A: Round one. Shoot your shot! 

I'm the final boss of the dating sim.  
There's no way to win, 'cause I can't take a hint. 
You're gonna fail and then you'll wanna play again 
Your loss, take it in, let the games begin.  
I've got all my defenses up, 
all tensed up and my comprehension tends to suck. 
Try to bend your luck with charms and methods of 
seduction, but we all know where you're ending up. 
Zone of friendship? What? No, twit, that's a prize. 
You're going home alone. Big fat surprise. 
Like Macaulay Culkin, without supplies. 
Always sulking, rip out your eyes  
if you don't wanna see the blank stare on my face 
as I dismiss your compliments as having terrible taste. 
I've had my fair share of dates, so I'm set, except 
I only found out in retrospect. (That's what that was?)  
  
V: Oh, you hate to see it, folks. Striking out in the first round. 
A: Well, let's see if there's any bouncing back from this. 
V: It is not looking too good right now, but it ain't over yet. 
A: Round two. Make your move! 

You know you'll be ill at ease, I don't show 
vulnerabilities. You've honed your skills, increased 
your ammo as sociable charmer, 
but cupid's arrows ricochet off my emotional armor. 
And my heart doesn't glow, so it's harder to get to. 
You try to connect, I'm just not gonna let you. 
With all the respect due, every romance Lothario 
measures on a scale from no chance to very low, 
no matter the scenario, even with careful listening, 
say you're getting hot, I'll hit the air conditioning. 
It's not your whispering nor a matter of discipline. 
I simply miss the gist of what it is you're propositioning. 
Not a single inkling. I just stare into space, 
unaware of infatuation you wear on your face. 
I've had my fair share of dates and before I left 
there wasn't one who wasn't bored to death. 

V: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt! Advances went right over the head *and* were countered with absolute tedium. 
A: This is a disaster, folks, and after so many successes. 
V: Well, there is one more round, so maybe not all is lost. 
A: Round three. Date!

I'm like talking to a brick wall, 
mindless conversations. 
A human bottle of rohypnol, 
minus connotations 
When we're walking through a strip mall, 
I'll exhaust your patience. 
What I'm saying's I'm an awful date, 
and you're gonna wanna escape from the jaws of fate 
before it all too late. They're already agape, 
frothing and starting to oscillate. 
Being my lawful mate is not so great, 
like a box of defrosted flakes. 
To get dad jokes like that for the rest of your life 
put me in a dress that is white and address me as wife. 
I've had my fair share of dates on repeat, the same 
every time 'cause no one's beat the game. 

A: Oh no, I think that's game over, folks. 
V: It sure is. The only way to move forward now is to start over from the last checkpoint at the beginning of the encounter. 
A: Press any key before the end of the countdown. 3...2...1...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Beyond Reach

game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare


v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up  the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch 
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed 
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character! 

MC: 
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC: 
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations 
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Rotary Club Dating Sim

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

a hungry mob is an angry mob, the pot to cook but the food na nuf, the rain a fall but the dutty tough

radiohead

The Enterprize

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Mario Match Maker

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