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STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT RAP | Lyrical Gamer feat. Nemraps (Prod. by RaisiM1222)

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►Instrumental: https://youtu.be/YTEG3WL-nFs

►Dan Bull's Bioshock Rap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaeSiZAEzwQ

Here's my remix of the themes from Bioshock 1, 2, and Infinite with an original rap! Thanks for Liking, Sharing, and Subscribing for more!

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Music Video

BIOSHOCK 1 - INFINITE DUBSTEP RAP (FREE DL)

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Lyrics:

In the multiverse, there are powerful mages who travel between worlds known as Planeswalkers.
These extraordinary individuals prove their abilities in a duel
Begin.

Jace:
It’s the Architect of Thought: Jace Beleren
Unraveler of Secrets, Mind Sculptor and I’ve come to win

Chandra:
Chandra Nalaar:  Pyrogenius, Flamecaller
Firebrand, here to show - I’m the best Planeswalker

Jace:
man  I don’t kill, I mill 
so if you burn, then I chill
and your creatures never will 
get to see the battlefield
I could blackmail and steal
all the secrets you conceal 
Insecurities revealed
man your toughness isn’t real

you feel that blue magic?
You’re so bad you’ll want to forget that this happened
but I can help with that shit
what you love turning into ashes 
Fire for your hair? I’ll bet the carpet and drapes are matchin

Chandra:
You were always blinded by your master and misguided
Reading minds and yet you couldn’t see you’re alone on your island 
You the king of crying - nobody cares if you’re the brightest
- You just sat and stared while I destroyed the Titans, bitch
I’m lit! 

Incineration, no time to waste, you too slow
I got haste, you pushover
you got played
by Lilliana
you thrown away
lightin all your creatures up, yeah you know I’m too hot
Sad to see you roasted  with a one drop

Jace:
Everything you sayin’s countered negated
I’m always ahead of your mountains emblazin
You drowning in phrases, my style’s amazing
You can’t even tell that your mind is erasing

Witness the talent of the telepath
when I rap
Send you to the graveyard or
Exile, no coming back

so go on back to tinkering with artifacts
Your mom and dad would be so proud of that instead of a pyromaniac

And Liliana? I was gonna break it off anyway
She was into weird shit, I disappeared like you did 
when Baral killed your whole fam that day

Chandra:
You comin to fight - I’ve begun to ignite
Your creatures weak - and plain as white 
magical prodigy, flow is tight
doon doon - damn that’s a double strike

The phoenix has risen, about to take flight
No blockin me now, cause you over your sight
- Scared of what happens so you got to scry
Predicted I win while you run out of life?

You’ve forgotten I’m the one who saved your sorry ass
Man no wonder you ain’t got a friend - from your mindless past
Bad days for sad Jace , bout to cut your life in half
Make it rain from all the tears you shed, while I start to laugh

Jace:
ingenuity’s never subtle
Decked out, now you in trouble
You hearin my psychic rebuttal
My control, your creature’s under

 Cross the leyline, that’s your blunder
Makin all your creatures slumber
Even if you won, is it illusion?  Man you start to wonder

Chandra:
yeah I’m heatin up this rivalry
Chandra got that magma
My impulse is fiery

Forget the Gatewatch, and your lame talk
My flames talk when I planeswalk
You’re mana swamped, my game rocks 
And makes your brain -   stop

MAGIC THE GATHERING RAP (Jace vs Chandra)

Check out the original rap version on NLJ's channel! 
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MY HERO ACADEMIA DUBSTEP RAP (Inst. prod. NINJ3FF3C7 & Cloudjumper)

Lyrics: 
Verse:

Once upon a midnight dreary, I came home so

weak and weary
from a 13 hour shift of pretending to be cheery
now I’m ready for some chilling, watch a movie,

drink a beer, and
see [if my girl want to] watch one with me like a horror,

  something eerie

Verse
- Browsing through the streaming
I ain’t got no cable tv
Only do PvP gaming
and I want to use that bitcoin

anyways, that’s beside the point cause
The images on screen started loading slowly
I’m so annoyed

 

Verse
The banging on my door has made me riled up
maybe it’s the neighbor facing my same problem
but I bought the fiber and the highest-end router
I open up the door, and nobody was found there
 

Verse
- hear my phone, [maybe they are calling me about]

the internet
but it says “unknown,” [I don’t give a shit] and so I
answer it
all I hear is breathing, I go “[can you come and fix]

my slow connect-

ion?”
then the call ended
I’m so offended


Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
There’s a masked man staring, and I’m just about to shout
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus
- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

There’s a knife in his hand
but the wifi’s out
now he’s pointing where I stand
but the wifi’s out
I think he wants to kill a man
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Verse
- Tell me now who’s at the door?
I’m lookin out the peephole
See my girl’s there, so I open it to be sure
she says “Have you not heard any news?
cause there’s a killer on the loose.”
I said “I don’t have any wifi,
you can help with the reboot.”

 

Verse
- She said “Not right now.
We have to leave, and get you out.”
I asked “you got fast wifi?”
She said “no”
I pushed her out my house

Closed the door behind her
said “no thanks, I want to live stream.”
She told me, “oh my God, help!”
then I heard her cry and scream

 

Build
- Suddenly a tap on the window of my house
- I slowly turn around and put my hand over my mouth
The masked man has got her, she yelled “Call the cops now!”
till I looked down at my phone and saw
the wifi’s out

 

Chorus

- Oh my God

but the wifi’s out

I think he’s gonna kill her quick
but the wifi’s out
He stabbed her in the stomach
but the wifi’s out
and now her throat has been slit
but the wifi’s out, damn

 

Chorus 2:

- What the fuck am I paying for?
Call the company, wait an hour just to hear they want to make me hold
Yeah I’m goin crazy, I don’t know what to watch now

It’s a horror story, cause the wifi’s out

 

Verse:

- Seeing things in my mind, cause I’m bored right?
I was gonna watch an anime and play some fortnite
curling up into a ball, I lay down on the floor like a
newborn, till the masked man’s under the door light
  
Verse:
- I’m paralyzed in fear and said,
“Can you fix it?”
Pointed towards the modem, then he walked while the blood dripped
He unplugged it, waited 30 seconds, plugged it back in
said “Hyuck, bye.”
and left like it never happened

Outro:
(maniacal laughing)

VPC6 Round 2

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Team Kokoro - Rappin Robots

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
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Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

Team Kokoro - Wifi Dead Inside

NerdcoreVPC

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