kadesh flow

Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Download here: kadeshflow.bandcamp.com/album/gateways
Desh reflects on the idea of Breaking Your Own Boundaries in order to unleash the greatness inside of you, referencing Attack on Titan heavily along the way.

B.Y.O.B. (Break Your Own Boundaries)

Kadesh Flow takes us through One Piece anime inspired bangers!

Revival Of A Dream

Desh's entry for Kutt Calhoun's Rhyme and Remix contest.
LYRICS: http://wp.me/P2UYFO-1O

No Enemies

Desh is back with the Otaku raps. Every week. For a while. 

FMA: Brotherhood is the inspiration here (currently re-watching it)

Cry For Me

Song Adapted - Kendrick Lamar - Humble

I submit that worth and value reprimand pain callouses
The mind contends with hurt and adds the pressure makes you mad with it
Pride insists that I should have respect, I safely can admit
But I forget that life will snap your neck and make you bandage it

I just quit my job and I'm afraid
Cause I believe I've hit my calling but I'm not sure how it pays
That's lie. I can see that there's a process I create
Now that I'm in the drivers seat, but I have lots stressing my brain
Feels insane

These folks be making hits, I'm one degree of separation
Cause these Homies play my gigs and play their strings for record labels
I'm evoking faith and grit to crush each goal and step I'm taking
I revoke my waiting, pissed from hunger, beat my chest. I'll take it

My DBZ rap went viral (kind of)
But how does that benefit my survival
That dilemma wrecked my mind and had me conflicted
Bummed, sitting
In the office thinking I should run. Wishing
I was brave enough to make a living with my tongue, kidding 
Myself (triplets) into believing that safety was better than following convictions

Some vision (yeah)
Dream is not an accurate depiction
Finger jabbing at the mirror
Laughing, asked my fear to

Hook:
Take a couple seats
(Sit Down
Be Humble, Be Humble) repeat

2.
I'm not in the market for accepting mediocrity
Success is the target but my definition's bothered me
Guess it's not the smartest to reject the Aristotle speak
Hope is just a waking dream, chase it while you're not asleep

I said I would do this. Got my MBA, my job was sweet
Strategy and spreadsheets, but yo, life is short and talk is cheap
I could die while I'm pulled over, I could die young honestly 
or I could live a hundred years regretting what my art could be 

Far removed from cocky me but still could flex on ya
was holed up on the labORAtory like Dex on em
Now the kid is out here hitting these cities like Sex In It
Sarah Jessica
No Bungie jumping, but Destiny

Feels clearer by the minute. Got a stake to grab
All the homies chase the bag
We be out here blazing tracks
I just made the leap of faith and I don't plan to take it back
I'm yelling this at my fear cause I know that I created that

Hook:
Take a couple seats
(Sit Down
Be Humble) repeat

Light trombone bars here

3.
At this point I've emptied the clip, gunned the engine it might be stalling
still got one in the chamber, explaining it's hyperbolic
you give me a day to rest, that's like granting a year of polish
of training to wreck the brains I'm still needing my fear abolished

But No longer have a doubt in me
Don't have other mouths to feed
I've just got this hunger like I've never had an ounce to eat
Crush my obstacles like the Viper's brain that the Mountain beats
Hunger's a philosopher's stone to improve my alchemy

No wonder I've evolved as I've grown, gurus surrounding me
When I come with questions, they're throwing me wisdom bountifully
Thank you. It's always me who's getting down on me
But people in my inbox say I've got this and they're proud of me

I've heard "no" too many times and proved those people incorrect
For me to hinder me by roasting my goals with my intellect
Pride kills. I let it move me to disrespect
What I've seen for so long as my future, tried to disconnect

Missing cocky Desh, Humble me's too philosophical
Humble me's returning to the focus, it's the prodigal
Humble me embraces all my failures, I acknowledge those
But still warns you of how hard I'm about to go!

Take a couple seats

Vocalist/Producer Challenge V, Round 2

Team KrunkOnTitan - Seats

You know I live a life of intrigue
Big fish, you wish
I know I'm in my own league*
20,000 under the sea
What up, Sebastian
Y'all crabs I'm Viagra
Because I'm lasting
My time is Neverending Story
But I'm not a cheater, Peter
Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
Y'all bore*** me
Like a worm in my tomato garden
Y'all lames in flames
You couldn't get my James Harden****
At Busch Garden
With my homie from the Nerdlucks
I can't hear your raft
Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
Spare me if I can't strike******
When you dare me to touch a
Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
Don't matter just let me at a butcher knife
Life is but a dream sweetheart
And I'm the dream master
Sewing******** at the speed of light
Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
And I can't even tell if you're listening
I stay posted********** like the mail
The most interesting

*nautical / sports
**actor / British term for semi truck
***ennui / insect action
****basketball player / penis erection
*****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
******bowling  / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
*******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
********planting seeds / making clothes
*********sewing / appear to be
**********mail / vigilant


I'm the most interesting man in the world
Holding a beer in between two girls
Salt and pepper beard
And the moment that you feared
Is when I grab the mic
And proceed to get weird

I don't always wild out 
But when I do it's full moon
Don't always play guitar
But when I do it's in tune
I don't always hate
But when I do it's because I'm driving
I don't always turn away
But when I do it's because you're lying
Don't always lock the door
Except when I've been watching Forensic Files
Don't always get high
But when I do
New hairstyle
I don't always need a friend
But when I do it's because I"m tripping
I don't always use an mp3
My LP was skipping
I don't always eat meat
But when I do I wanna have a cow
Don't tell me what to do, Bart
I hang with homies that allow
Me to be the most interesting G
And I don't always do coke
But when I do it's because it's free
I don't always dance
But when I do it's Paper Planes
Maybe Mamma Mia
Or Jump Around by House of Pain
I don't always sell drugs
But when I do it's marijuana bud
And I don't always wrestle
But when I do it's mud
Don't unsheath my katana
Unless I wanna draw blood
Don't always use a drywall anchor
Unless the hole's not on a stud
I don't always make the beer run
But when I do I get snacks
Don't always play M.K.
But when I do I pick Jax
Don't always go to church
But when I do it's cus of funerals
And when I make a sequel
I use the Roman numerals
I don't always confess
Unless they use a wire tap and
I don't always talk mess
But when I do it's because I'm rapping

Zero Cool - Stay Thirsty

The 3rd NerdCrunk release! Stretch your neck a little before you listen..

Not Going Anywhere

Instrumental by DopeBoyzMusic.
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They say I should stop making diss tracks 
Against these bastards who are just acting as rappers and probably wouldn't hit back
But I gotta make em pay for the errors of their ways.
As a hacker and a rapper, I put interest on their syntax
I see the racism inside, I peeped the peephole
You get through ya life, stereotyping all people
You say that it’s common sense but try to escape the consequence
With back-handed compliments, your tactics are all see through
mc chris-level apology, it don’t even matter
You can't see the problem with ya tweets, and that’s even sadder
They say I should rise above, get my feet up on the ladder 
But I'm pissed off, you'll get pissed on. Suck my dick, I'll clear my bladder
You actually call yourself a rapper.  The audacity
Get out the kitchen, Josh. You ain't cookin' bars. You can't stand the heat  
It’ll cost you an arm and leg to think you can handle me
And when you've lost, we'll see your family bury an amputee

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

You say that Asians dominate intelligence, you don't
Say that to my face and try to walk away, you won't
You need to check yourself, better talk with a new tone
Or I'mma having you cryin' for your momma like a Cubone
Culture vulture, fast rap isn’t done well
Got receipts of deleted tweets, left a crumb trail
You advertised music with "RAP" in ya thumbnails
After George Floyd, you advertised with Blacks in ya thumbnails
Checked your Youtube, saw millions of new views,
Plus some rappers  you were dope, but I ignored them  
I watched some video of yours, my IQ getting low of course
You bring a whole brand new definition to boredom
The only difference tween you and these other generic
Youtube anime rappers is occasionally you tour some
But underneath I see that you only achieve to be another
White rapper in the scene appropriatin' for fun

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

Alright, that last line might seem like a pompous statement
Because you say there's a part of you that's partly Asian
Now I ain't tryna hate on the way you that address yourself
But take a  good long look in the mirror and assess yourself
You used to record verses, said you like rappin' 
Then you grew a beard, now you're white-passin'
So when I say appropriation, there's a way I mean it
You only bring up being an Asian when it's convenient

YEEEEAH, there’s some like Joshua
Racists around the world stay dumb like Joshua
YEEEEAH, better run fast Joshua
Black rappers in nerdcore and none like Joshua

Team KrunkOnTitan - Seats

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