jco (www.jco.de) made this track possible. This is our cooperation for Revision 2016 that hit 2nd place at the Streaming Music Compo. Thank you to everyone voting, and to everyone who made this party a blast!

Here are the lyrics:

So your day has not been great so far?
No seats left, and
all your entries gone cuz your
harddisk crashed.

So you team up for an entry, it's
quite a drunk assembly.
That's what you get for
using a Commodore!

[So your day sucks? Doesn't matter, we gon' help you, uh-huh!]

[2x] Call 1-800 DEMOSCENE
in between, and
you'll get lucky.
What
can we say, we love 4k,
C++ and Salmiakki.

You can't concentrate so you
walk outside for a
drink or three.
By the fireplace you meet
Abductee. The
bonfire gets hotter,
you pass out from Vodka.
Where is everyone
to get the entry done?

[It don' matter, we gon' make yo day, uh-uh-uh-uuh]

Call 1-800 DEMOSCENE
in between, and
you'll get lucky.
What
can we say, we love 4k,
C++ and Mistikacki.
Call 1-800 DEMOSCENE
in between, and
you'll get lucky.
We fix your file
Amiga-style, and
we got Okkie!

[You don' need to be dealin' with dis shit alone, ain't nobody got time fo' dat.]

You
said you'd rock the compo,
with your funky crew.
Now your code and shaders are just
overdue.
The deadline's coming closer
You feel like a poser,
And you have no clue how to
pull it through.

[It's always been time to call us, but sure as hell it is now.]

You
got your entry finished
and entered after all,
now you wander mindlessly
around the hall. But
then there's an announcement.
Your entry has bounced and
Evilbot has replied,
"You're disqualified."

[Oh COME on, NOW you have to call us, RIGHT?!?]

Call 1-800 DEMOSCENE
in between, and
you'll get lucky [lucky, lucky].
What
can we say, we love 4k,
C++ and Salmiakki [iakki, iakki].
Call 1-800 DEMOSCENE
in between, we
are your muses [muses, muses].
Itzy bitzy teeny weeny, (dee-dee-titty)
DDT in a minikini, we've heard
enough excuses!

[You don' need to be dealin' with dis shit alone, we're in this together. We're in this together]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE!
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE!

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1-800-DEMOSCENE

Computer musician since 1990, attorney specialized in IT matters, GDPR and stuff. Listens to SomaFM's Drone Zone at work.

1-800-DEMOSCENE

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