Frisch

Sport

Sehnsucht

Ich hass dich

"Intro
Yo, I saw blue people crying in 4K
Fire everywhere, but I felt… meh
Three hours of trauma and glowing trees
James Cameron, bro, let us pee.

Verse 1
Ash people mad, Jake’s got grief
Neytiri’s screaming through a coral reef
Volcano flashbacks, sky whales cry
I blinked once and missed a Na’vi die
They got trauma, they got war
They got dragons flying through a lava floor
But I got popcorn and a numb behind
This movie’s long enough to rewind time

Chorus
Ashes and algorithms, CGI tears
Pandora’s back with emotional spears
I came for vibes, got existential dread
And a glowing mushroom stuck in my head
Ashes and algorithms, 3D pain
I paid for joy, got Na’vi rain
It’s beautiful, sure, but where’s the plot?
Just blue folks yelling, “You forgot!”

Verse 2
Jake’s in soldier mode, Neytiri’s mad
Their kid’s a ghost, and the dad’s gone sad
Ash people rage, Windtraders fly
I just want a scene where no one cries
They got spirit trees and lava lore
But I’m still confused—what’s this war for?
I saw a crab mech punch a whale
And a Na’vi monk surfing on a snail

Bridge
James Cameron’s got that budget flex
But forgot to write a decent text
I love the vibes, I love the flair
But I left the theater with blank stare

Final Chorus
Ashes and algorithms, epic fail
I watched a trailer, now I need ale
It’s cinema, yes, but also a test
Of bladder strength and emotional unrest
Ashes and algorithms, blue and bold
But the story’s colder than Pandora’s gold
I’ll watch it again, but only in parts
With snacks, breaks, and emotional charts
"

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