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So, Omelette was basically drawn into existence by an artist who completely misinterpreted Eggman's upside-down sprite in a particular boss in Sonic Mania. Later, the misinterpretation exploded with popularity... And now we have this.

Hello, SoundCloud! This is my SMPS remake of Omelette's Theme, made by the one and only @wormsounds-1! This is a pretty kick-ass tune, and I just had to remake it into an SMPS.

Special thanks, of course go out to YeppersPeppers (@wormsounds-1) for permission to remix it, and to Ellen Alsop (@space-ellien) on Twitter for the truly amazing art used for the cover art here.

Like, repost, follow and most importantly, enjoy!

Omelette's Theme [YM2612+SN76496]

I swear to GOD I hate that nigga Sans. I HATE him. BULLSHIT. The ONLY track I see on Discord, MEGALO, MEGALO, MEGALO. EVERY single fucking track. That shit's RETARDED bro. EVERY single thing I see, that nigga SANS started it. It's HIS fault. That's HIM! Right THERE! White, small, big dick. Look at him over there. That SCARY lookin' motherfucker, he started this. We fell for his trap. WHY! WHY are you all so stupid! What have we done!? If I go onto SoundCloud now, (haugh) megalo, megalo, megalo, megalo. HOLY SHIT. It's another fucking megalo. I'm not even overreacting! This shit is EVERYWHERE. On the news, in FUCKING magazines, in the newspapers. When I'm talking to my girlfriend, while having sex, she moans at the top of her lungs, "OOH, MEGALOVANIAAAAA!". HONESTLY, this shit's STUPID brah. I swear to God, Imma kill a nigga. (Konig: What the hell is going on?) You know what's goin' on? It's the end of the world! WE. FUCKED. UP. WE FUCKED UP. This is why Kim Jong Un HATES us. This is why the nigga Kim wants to NUKE us. THIS is why. 'Cause we stupid as FUCK. How are we gonna do World War 3, if we can't just make more than ONE song!? I'm SICK of this shit! MISS me with that bullshit nigga. Fuck you! (Everyone else: This is beautiful. Did you record it?) Post it to everyone, post it to all of us!

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Transcription in description by https://soundcloud.com/sexy-synth-man.

god himself. weeaboo was the one who did the hilarious rant.

go follow this dude: https://soundcloud.com/weeaboo-weeaboo

people who were in the vc:
https://soundcloud.com/theinvertedvoice
https://soundcloud.com/darealknochenkonig
https://soundcloud.com/user-331734853
https://soundcloud.com/weeaboo-weeaboo
and me

Unheard Audio of God Himself (Prank Gone Wrong, Gone Sexual)

chronix wrote this and then eveyrone in our dms forced me to readthi s help im dying irl
please onlly comment "icc mconalds" in all lowercase in the comments
this is the entire thing in text if you can t understand shit:

it was a fine day in the mconalds land
and icc went to eat some food because he had just vored tails and needed to feed him
so he walked in with his mecedes bens tm
he walked up to the cashier and looked at the menu
the menu consisted of fortnite borgar, little boy penis, and biggie nigga shits as the foods
and gamer girl piss as the only drink
"can i get a 2 fortnite borgar and a large gamer girl piss please"
said icc
the cashier didnt understand because he was a dog, but nodded his head
then suddenly the dog started to vomit on icc
icc, filled with anger, whipped out his 453583945274 millimeter peter
everyone in the mconalds was in shock
they had never seen a peter this big
icc screamed "I CREAM COCK" 
then, before everyone knew, the whole mconalds wwas filled with iccs
suddenly, everyone will surrounded by iccs in a circle
they all had their megalo peters out
they were getting closer, and closer in
moms were dying and children were screaming
then they all put their hands up to a t-pose
they all screamed at the children saying stuff like
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BORGAR"
and "HOW MANY OF YOU CHILDREN DO I HAVE TO EAT BEFORE I GET MY FUCKING FOOD"
suddenly, as everyone died, snolid ice was taking some food out of the mconalsd
snolid had stolen iccs food
*stolen food starts playing*
but then
the moon man came down from the heavens
he said in an echo, "I here by announce, thy gay"
"Due to this, I must eat thou foob"
"XD"
snolid shidded on thy floor in fear
he was froze, and too scared to eat his foob
garfiedl fell out of his asshole
turns out snolid had vored garfielf and needed to feed him, but he didnt have any vbucks
so he saw was iccs food and stole it
icc and snolid had started to fight eachother, and icc grabbed his face with his fcae
but instead of streatchining the face out, his face came off
it was a mask the whole time
it turns out snolid was mia khalifa from custody of the kids
"https://soundcloud.com/cokt-ost" said icc
suddnly icc became homie seck usual
he creamed everywhere as sii started playig
but nobody came, because the ice cream machine was broke
everyone looked at him in shame
ignitiontion, kronix, blacks, sasterdasister, sdf paul, and faf maker, were all there, starring he
then, at the very moment, icc said with confidence
"Omelet donely"
but nobody came, so icc started to bang his head on wall at for a hour to burn 150 calograms
but snolid/mia stood up, and said
"i have an announcement to make"
then, he pulls of his face, to reveal he is actualy jacken
saster suddently starts having a mental breakdown
saster runs to jacken while screaming "PUT YOUR RAMEN IN MY SUSHI HOLE!"
and jacken responds, whispering
"...walter."
icc suddenly shits tails out
he was crying because he had not been fed the chicken nugger
icc couldnt handle the preasure on having a child, so he pulled out a gun and pointed it to tais
he said "sory tails, but i have to yaba daba do this"
and he shot tails
:(((
but it turns out
tails was pexagon the whole time
and pexagon said his final words
"...honeycomb aids"
very sad
:(
then, the mconalds was nuked, andd everyone flew to space
the end
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.
.
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oh and the dog was eatan by krysys uwu

icc mconalds

don't ask why this exists, because you aren't getting anything related to what humans call "answer"

the_giant_enemy_spider.MP3

just a funky little remix of that one sonic theme Literally Everybody knows

chemical plant zone remix

This is one of three tracks for a new Hydrocity Zone stage on Rivals' Steam Workshop!

Download the stage here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZXjE5kmwOY

While you're at it, subscribe!

Hydrocity Zone - Rivals of Aether Workshop

Papyrus Turns Into A Toliet

Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized.
The Wario apparition is real.
DO NOT RESEARCH.

Samples Used:
Nintendo at E3 1996 - Focused on Fun
Super Mario 64 - Endless Stairs
Salad Plain Zone - 1995/07/29 Build
Super Mario 64 - Mario Fall Sound Effect (WAAAAH)

Every Copy Is Personalized.

im very sorry for what i have done.

if this gets 69 likes there will be a part 2

i hope you enjoy this.

this is all a joke. but it is official.

i did not sing this.

gamejolt: gamejolt.com/games/SSUnderswap/456789

join the discord sever: discord.gg/CMEKsPY

art by SafetyBob: www.deviantart.com/safetybob9001

SS!Underswap - Papyrus's Kool Rap

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOOOOOOOO
you guys got part 1 past 69 likes ariglberaigb.
thank you!
so as i said heres part 2.
this one is alot better 6 hours of work.

singers:
sensai/paps: https://gamejolt.com/@Sensational
bobby/sans: https://www.deviantart.com/safetybob9001

join the discord! discord.gg/CMEKsPY

thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Lyrics}

 [Papyrus Rap]
So here I am unlazy, energized. Paps is here to leave you mesmerized 
So No more joke, puns, and japs 
But you about to hear something that sounds like me! Just Great!~

[Chorus]
Welcome back were the skeletal rap bros an awesome piece as cool as can be a new entire, we're spitting even more fire. you'll be amazed by creative motifs

[Papyrus Rap's Rap] 
 My attacks are so good they impress Undyne. 
Hit my blue bones that are so, intertwine. 
My attacks land directly in the hot zone
 Leave it to my brother to hit with his trombone.
 Oh no.
 So slow 
Its the skelebros you know 
Uh oh 
Sans no. 
 Get away from the xylophone 

[Chorus] 
Welcome back were the skeletal rap bros an awesome piece as cool as can be a new entire, we're spitting even more fire. you'll be amazed by creative motifs

SS!Underswap - Skeletal Rap Bros [200 follower 1/2]

* you feel like you're about to go PSYCHO... FUCKING... SOCIAL...

Edit: I'm actually really proud of this tbh, psychosocial is one of my favorite songs anyway so this was a blast to make

MIDI: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735299550184472709/746093529033343206/psychosocialovania_but_its_a_midi.mid

@boiled-cheesestick was the inspiration for this idea

Thank you all so much for 300 followers!!!

(300 FOLLOWER SPECIAL 1 OF 2) PSYCHOSOCIALOVANIA

(Questionable Choices) Let's Get Down to Business + Interruption!

* You know what’s even better than discussing different political and economic systems with you? Capturing you while doing just that!

Track composed by @thiv-games

THi: this is based around a video I had to watch for my government class, the video made me feel emotions i had never felt in my life, not good ones either. I shared it in the GC where we made this account, and we basically turned it into a meme, now we’re making an AU based around that as well as other memes shared in said GC. Here is the trousle

(Questionable Choices) Let's Get Down to Business + Interruption!

written by snowy, astra, and thi
produced by thi

THi: I'm so fucking sorry for making this

lyrics:
Coming Soon

THi - end my misery (prod. CadenBeats)

Made by @snowyistheking, @thiv-games, @boiled-cheesestick, and @aeternus_two

Thumbnail by @chaoslomaniac-addict

* bald eagles were harmed during this

THi: ok so basically, I had to watch this video for my online government class and I felt extremely complicated emotions while watching it, so I decided to show it to my friends and we ended up making a bunch of memes out of it and even decided to make this god tier shitpost. This joke went too far

Daddy Snowy: gang gang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ7eaZRgzeI megalovania goes gang gang on the 1 1s yo

Boiled:daddy boiled here: i made the square in case you were wondering.

Astra: hgey fuckers, mommy alyssa here, i made the mediocre slow od motif i guess idk. have a nice day.

(Questionable Choices) CAPITALISM

a collab account between

@snowyistheking
@aeternus_two
@thiv-games
@boiled-cheesestick

THi - end my misery (prod. CadenBeats)

Nicholas Nitrogen