(Intro)
Alright, listen the fuck up. You ever think about a life where nothin' goes wrong? No bullshit, no headaches, just smooth fuckin' sailing? Yeah, well, that sounds way too goddamn simple to be real. This one's for all the real motherfuckers out there knowin' life ain't no goddamn fairytale. Let's get into this shit.

(Verse 1)
Woke up this mornin', sun in the sky, birds fuckin' chirpin'. For a split second, I thought, "Damn, maybe today's the day, no bullshit." Then the goddamn phone rings. It's the landlord, screamin' 'bout the rent bein' late again. Motherfucker, like I ain't got enough shit on my plate. This ain't no goddamn walk in the park, this is real life, and real life's a bitch.

(Chorus)
A life without problems? What the actual fuck is that? Sounds way too goddamn simple, like some kind of bullshit dream. But this ain't no dream, this is the real goddamn world, full of fucked-up twists and turns. So yeah, no problems? Kiss my ass, 'cause that ain't how this shit rolls.

(Verse 2)
Tried to catch a goddamn break, figured I'd hit up Sarah, maybe grab a drink, you know? But nah, her ass is blowin' up my phone 'bout some drama with her fuckin' ex. Like I ain't got my own goddamn circus to deal with. Then the bartender's got the audacity to spill my goddamn beer. It's always somethin', ain't it? This ain't no goddamn vacation, it's a goddamn obstacle course, and I'm trippin' over every goddamn hurdle.

(Chorus)
A life without problems? What the actual fuck is that? Sounds way too goddamn simple, like some kind of bullshit dream. But this ain't no dream, this is the real goddamn world, full of fucked-up twists and turns. So yeah, no problems? Kiss my ass, 'cause that ain't how this shit rolls.

(Verse 3)
Finally get home, think I can just chill the fuck out, right? Wrong again, you dumbass. The neighbor's dog is barkin' its goddamn head off, and the internet's down so I can't even lose myself in some dumbass videos. Then I remember I gotta pay bills tomorrow, and my bank account's lookin' emptier than a goddamn politician's promises. This ain't no goddamn easy street, it's a goddamn back alley brawl, and I'm fightin' just to stay on my goddamn feet.

(Chorus)
A life without problems? What the actual fuck is that? Sounds way too goddamn simple, like some kind of bullshit dream. But this ain't no dream, this is the real goddamn world, full of fucked-up twists and turns. So yeah, no problems? Kiss my ass, 'cause that ain't how this shit rolls.

(Verse 4)
So, you sit there thinkin', "Man, wouldn't it be somethin' else? Just one goddamn day without some bullshit comin' down the pipe?" But then you realize, that ain't life, is it? It's the goddamn struggle, the fuckin' hurdles, the constant fight that makes you, you. And maybe, just maybe, all this goddamn chaos ain't so bad after all. It's the real goddamn deal, and anything less? Well, that just sounds way too fuckin' simple.

(Outro)
Yeah, so there you have it, you motherfuckers. A life without problems? Still sounds like a load of goddamn horseshit to me. This is the real world, so keep your dukes up and your middle finger ready. Peace the fuck out.

(Chorus)
A life without problems? What the actual fuck is that? Sounds way too goddamn simple, like some kind of bullshit dream. But this ain't no dream, this is the real goddamn world, full of fucked-up twists and turns. So yeah, no problems? Kiss my ass, 'cause that ain't how this shit rolls.

A Life Without Problems?

i been doing music for 24 years now, producer, pianist, sound engineer, & songwriter, as an Independent Artist (I DO ALL MY OWN ALBUM ARTWORK) which means i don't Collab sorry!........ sigh 
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A Life Without Problems?

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