The New Adventures of Nicky Strange and Sertraline

Hush Now, Philadelphia

Marjorie

Ferdinand

Magellan

Apotheosis

Hailing from Cincinnati, Nicky wasn’t always strange. One fateful night, a young Nicky Strange walked through a park and witnessed a great beam of light emanating from a large saucer. Finding himself aboard an extraterrestrial craft, the boy heard angelic music transmitted to him by little gray men. Their telepathically stated intention was to impart otherworldly musical ability to the young human, and soon their strange experiment began. Unfortunately, the boy had only just finished a plate of Cincinnati chili and ultimately released a gust of flatulence which shocked his gray captors. The experiment ceased before it could be finished, and Nicky was only granted subpar musical ability. He was subsequently released, and his life was forever changed by this extraterrestrial encounter, but one must wonder what could have been…