(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

do you remember little einsteins?

dear god why did taylor swift name her song fortnight

sans the night

Seasons Of All Stars

Fake News

i made the thing

funny how i'm still able to be late to the memes that i took a part in starting. oh well. also please stop sharing this shit im tired of this damn song

how to piss off the steven universe fandom: the finale

magicus inspired me to do this

aka i stole his idea

sorry

it sounds good atleast

a will smith song mashed up with a remix of a will smith song

SPORTS

After One year in the Making, I proudly present, Broke Lights
It's been a wild one making this and we here sure do hope you enjoy every moment of it
- Chip "Middle Name" Ideas

Sources
Outside - Mad Rat Dead (Nippon Ichi/Mad Rat Dead)
Electro Cabello - Kevin McLeod (Rats Birthday Mixtape Instrumental) (Rats/Electricity)
All Of The Lights - Kanye, Rihanna (Lighting)
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace (Electro Swing Genre)
Rats Birthday Mixtape (Rats)
Slow Dancing In The Dark - joji (Lighting)
Lights - Ellie Goulding (Lighting)
Blinding Lights - Weeknd (Lighting)

Lights! Lights! It's Just Lights! (1 Year In The Making)

I hope my college friends don't find this account

dear god why did taylor swift name her song fortnight

nigelodeon (OUT OF MINUTES)