2025 why am I still alive

my early soundclown tracks

danka

It's more like jokes than memes to be honest :P

Blind memes/jokes

funny stuff

meme v2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (aaaaaahhhhh)

niggle's

soundclown

Is this meme dead yet?  I wanted to make a funny Pharrell joke with it.

Because I'm Daffy

Since everyone uploads the shit versions I decided to upload the original one.

Chip Da Ripper Freestyle (Interior Crocodile Alligator Full Song)

Spook Down For Skeletons

A mashup of the following artists:

Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion
Bloodhound Gang
Kool and the Gang

Come

i feel good about this mashup

all pop music is the same

s/o to Titanium​Rope​Wars

https://soundcloud.com/iamsorryforwhatihavedone

Yoda Gon' Give It To Ya

Hollaback Deku

Always Do Your Bees

Dicks In A Box

I barely edited this at all

what am i doing

Stefan's gofundme:
https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk

We Are Number One But Each Individual Word Is Reversed

why the fuck did i make this

Gunville

A Roundabout Nothing

It is Wednesday my dudes.

ZimoNitrome used this song for his video! make sure you've watched it, although if you're seeing this song you probably already have.
link: https://youtu.be/szqNmefKXxc

It is Low-Fi My Dudes

I RISE FROM THE GRAVE! probably only to die once again.

Bitchen Kunt

somebody restrain me from making doki doki mashups

so soundcloud made audio quality terrible.  that's great

vasuce mem.mp3

We Found Love but it's made in 1999

Post To Be Dating

i had this idea in my head for a long time

I can't be the only one who thought about this

Shape Of Rugrats

We Are Number One But It's Communist

artthefart tribute pt2

this is my highest effort ppap yet
niggas b like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRXHnwLa3cg

Pens, Apples, and Pineapples of Time

Stefán is an amazing man who's lived an extraordinary life that touched many peoples hearts, myself included. You'll always be our number one, my man.

https://i.redd.it/h1zd0vzihaj01.jpg

Villain! At The Disco

Chirumiru + Burger King Foot Lettuce

Incomplete vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrbAZ1WIQAs
Cool fan vid by Yogurt Cap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciicbYP0wLA

Lyrics:

Number, number 15.
Foot lettuce, 15
Number, number 15.
Foot lettuce, Burger King

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.
But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Burger King Burger King Burger Burger Burger King
Burger King Burger King Burger Number 15
Burger King Burger King Burger Burger 15
Burger King Burger King Burger Number 15

Number 15 Number 15
Lettuce
Number 15
(Someone's foot fungus.)
Number 15 Number 15
Burger King
Number 15
(Might be what you get)
Number 15 Number 15
Admittedly, he had shoes on.
(But that's even worse.)
Number 15 Number 15
This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.
(Eat fast food in peace.)
Burger King Number 15

A 4channer uploaded a photo
Anonymously to the site
Showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.
With the statement:
"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
Admittedly, he had shoes on.
Mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question
Was alerted to the rogue employee.
Well, at least, I hope he's rogue.
How did it happen?
Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data.
Which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio.
Oh, I know who that is.
Mystery solved.

Atai wa baka janai no (Fungus)
Atai wa dekiru ko nano (15)
Tada sukoshi dake fujiyuu nano
Dakedo sore wa baka janai no

Machigai darake demo (What you get)
Ashita wa kanarazu kuru (He had shoes on.)
Asa ni nareba sono hi mo genki ni
Atai no taan hajimaru (Play a mouse.)

Number, number 15.
Foot lettuce, 15
Number, number f-
Doh no! I said steamed hams!

Borealis! Borealis! Aurora borealis!
(Sey- Sey- Sey- Seymour!)
Borealis! Borealis! Aurora borealis!
The house is on fire!
No mother, it is just the northern lights.
(Sey- Sey- Sey- Seymour!)
Delightfully devilish Seymour.

Number 15 Number 15
Burger King
Number 15
(Someone's foot fungus.)
Number 15 Number 15
Burger King
Number 15
(Might be what you get)

Burger King Number 15

Lettucemiru

I'd inhale a shrimp.


Lyrics by SpySoldierScout on YouTube:

[Intro: SimpleFlips]
The only reason '1, 2 oatmeal' is a a thing here, is because one day Hump donated it to me, and I was like "This is awful!", and everyone was like "This is awful?"..."That means I love it!"
[1. verse: Mariofan888/けんしん]
1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby is a pi-hink
guy; 2, 1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby's very
cuuute; 2, 1, 2, oatmeal;
Kirby inhales his enemies and makes it la-ha-ha-ha-ter!
1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby is a pi-hink
guy; 2, 1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby's very
cuuute; 2, 1, 2, oatmeal;
because he's such a pi-hink guy!
[2. verse: SimpleFlips]
This was the moment, that changed everything! Fast forward to half a year later: And there are over 450 remixes from Autistic Yui; that's over 2 remixes a day, since this moment happened! I'm so sorry, everyone.
… Please forgive me!
[3. verse: Mariofan888/けんしん]
1, 2, o-h-oatmeal;
Kirby is a pi-hink guy; o-
h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
because Kirby's very cuuute!
1, 2, o-h-oatmeal;
Kirby is a pi-hink guy; o-
h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
Kirby's a pink guy!
[2. verse: SimpleFlips]
This was the moment, that changed everything! Fast forward to half a year later: And there are over 450 remixes from Autistic Yui; that's over 2 remixes a day, since this moment happened! I'm so sorry, everyone.
… Please forgive me!
[Instrumental break]
[3. verse: Mariofan888/けんしん]
1, 2, o-h-oatmeal;
Kirby is a pi-hink guy; o-
h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
because Kirby's very cuuute!
1, 2, o-h-oatmeal;
Kirby is a pi-hink guy; o-
h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
Kirby's a pink guy!
[Bridge: Mariofan888/けんしん]
O-h-oatmeal;
[Intro reloaded: SimpleFlips]
The only reason '1, 2 oatmeal' is a a thing here, is because one day Hump donated it to me, and I was like "This is awful!", and everyone was like "This is awful?"..."That means I love it!"
[3. verse: Mariofan888/けんしん]
...O-h-oatmeal;
Kirby is a pi-hink guy; o-
h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
because Kirby's very cuuute!
1, 2, o-h-oatmeal;
Kirby is a pi-hink guy; o-
h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
Kirby's a pink guy!
[1. + 2. verse: Mariofan888/けんしん feat. SimpleFlips]
1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby is a pi-hink
guy; 2, 1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby's very
o-h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal;
Awful!
1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby is a pi-hink
guy; 2, 1, 2, oatmeal, Kirby's very
o-h-oatmeal, o-hot-oatmeal
[Instrumental end]

Fan instrumental made by RonsRogue:
https://soundcloud.com/ronsrogue/kero-kero-bonito-flamingo-ron-instrumental

Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo (Oat Mix)

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

M.A.A.D Villain

don't drop that thun thun like it's hot

jhon's diner

inspired by @Jim7190's track
https://soundcloud.com/jim7190/new-leaked-chainsmokers-song

quite possibly the worst thing to ever exist

walk a thousand miles for what

combining a dead meme with an even deader meme

Skrillstorm - Bangarave

Hit Or Christmas

Pretty Fly For A Maniac

Please Repost and spread the Force!
Watch the new and improved Han Solo Movie trailer! youtu.be/oM_WvP4bVKs

Kinect Star Wars Dance Mode parody songs produced by Kevin Afflack Music

Produced and Arranged by Kevin Afflack
Lyrics: Jesse Harlin
Lead Vocal: Renee Wagner
Backing Vocals: Renee Wagner, Darius Robinson
Keyboards: Mike Finkel
Keyboards, Programming: Kevin Afflack
Recording Engineer: Kevin Afflack at Flack Shack Studios
Mix/Mastering Engineer: Kenny Gioia at Layla Bones Studio

I'm Han Solo

Stoopid remix of Match of The Day, I still wanted to do some more work on this but I broke the project file so here you go! Free download as always just ask for a nice comment and a repost if you can!

Match Of The Bae [FREE DOWNLOAD]

I hope my college friends don't find this account. 

Go follow my second account below for more mashups

don't drop that thun thun like it's hot

nigelodeon (OUT OF MINUTES)