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Just to clarify, I did not make any of these.

Update: A couple of these are mine I guess.

My best me mes

Buttermilk Jam 2

Funny

memes aside, good

Kill me

imtiredofthis

Crammed as many memes as I could in there.

Downloads now enabled!

SOURCES (in order of appearance:)
Fabulous Secret Powers (HEYEAYEAYEA)
Kanye West - Black Skinhead
Airhorn sound effect
World's loudest orgasm clip 
Clip of guy crashing news report
Skrillex - Rock n Roll
PSY - Gangnam Style
"Are you going to finish that croissant?" From Jimmy Neutron
Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap
Thomas the Tank Engine theme
Martin Garrix - Animals
Tim and Eric - I Sit Down When I Pee
a-ha - Take on Me

HEYEAYEA: The Soundcloud Meta Edition

I had to reupload this aswell


EDIT: why are people downloading this? what the fuck.

The Living M&M : Discorgetti

In case any of you are planning on asking me if you can use this song in a video: I don't mind, go for it! As long as you give credit, go crazy dude

I couldn't decide on a mashup to do, so i did all of them
https://soundcloud.com/tmabird/sweet-melty-memes - The Sequel!
Got the idea from BEEEEEES' Platinum Mashup!

Everybody's Circulation

Content ID blocked the initial submission, so I had to put the intro in. Sorry!

The background song is Ghostwriter by Rjd2

What does Marcellus Wallace taste like?

We Get It, K.K. Cruisin' Goes With Anything

Also Known As:
How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love The Memes
Everybody's Circulation 2: The Squeakuel
tittydog.mp3
DONT
YouTube Version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMagXne_SdU

Tracklist - (Background Music is S.M.L. by Afilia Saga -- The OP for Noucome)
---------------
Where The Hood At - DMX
Ya Banned - Miles54321
DOOR STUCK - KinetiK001
Mom get the camera!! - JustAnotherCinema
The Next Episode - Dr. Dre, ft. Snoop Dogg
Triple Collateral on FFA - Jarz
Everyone's Favorite MLG Airhorn
Fat Lip - Sum41
Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme
Down With The Sickness - Disturbed
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Without Me - Eminem
Get Low - Lil Jon
Breaking The Habit - Linkin Park
Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
Five Nights At Freddy's Jumpscares 1-4
Let Me Hit It - Sporty-O
Klaypex - Lights
Epic Dubstep Beat! - Kevin316
Bonfire - Knife Party
Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme Song - DJ Jazzy Jeff
GABEN
Through The Fire And Flames - Dragonforce
THE RAP BATTLE (PARODY) - DeShawnRaw Hoopla
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring
The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring
Renai Circulation - Kana Hanazawa 
Platinum Disco - Yuka Iguchi
Galo Sengen - Policeman
Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
Old Spice Terry Crews Commercials

Sweet Melty Memes

YTPMV- Weegee (90's Remix) Extended

Harder, Better, Faster, Eggs

Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RugMjWTKobwav500Za96hwLJdDWM_rpj/view?usp=drive_link

Wake Me Maybe

Final Soundclown Destination

original video of the dank meme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtT7w10lokE

smonk weed

WEEDUMIRU

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy)

finished ripping a lot of music from RC2016 and i don't think anyone else has done a clean rip, so is this the first RC2016 mashup in WORLD HISTORY????

RC2016 is composed by Michael Bross but the Groovitron music might not be, historically the disco music for the weapon has been sourced from production music libraries but who knows, the rest of the soundtrack is stellar buy it when it comes out

Fresh Prince of Aleero City - Ratchet & Clank 2016 ╳ Will Smith

When the BPM matches perfectly

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concept originally by: https://soundcloud.com/datniggaovader/throwback-funk

Throwback Funk (clean)

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Thanks Dvon, Mello and PeriDarren for nominating me with these tracks: https://soundcloud.com/digi/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/iammountaindew/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/dvonisstunnin/10-song-challenge

I'm not gonna nominate anyone because my heart hurts after sitting and making this, I used to love Carefree before this. I have been hurt

Songs: 
1. Carefree - Kevin MacLeod
2. Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough
3. Jam - M. Jackson
4. Bangarang - Skrillex
5. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
6. Sins of the Father - Donna Burke (WHOAAOOOAAAAA)
7. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson (dough)
8. Gotta Go Home - Boney M (woohoohoohoo)
9. Everyone's Emerald Hill - CaptainComedy (reverse cymbal)
10. Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

10 Mashup Challenge

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

how many layers of irony are you on?

Mash Smouth - Stall Ar

Boulevard of Broken Toys

i dont understand where did this meme come from

i can't think of any jokes to make with this, i just assumed it would already have been done 1000 times before (spoiler alert: it was https://soundcloud.com/ymdsc/ymca-all,  youtu.be/vsGbTMplDog)

Young Mouth's Crushing Association

This started on May but had a few parts unfinished until now. Before anyone asks, Triple-Q got his part before he left the team.
0:00 - 0:07 - Xarlable, omniputance
0:07 - 0:15 - Xarlable
0:15 - 0:26 - Cryptik
0:26 - 0:37 - Nape Mango
0:37 - 0:46 - Jab50Yen
0:46 - 1:00 - Toonlink
1:00 - 1:07 - Gurchik
1:07 - 1:15 - Xarlable
1:15 - 1:22 - MatrixMarioX
1:22 - 1:29 - ricesnot
1:29 - 1:36 - NBGMusic
1:36 - 1:48 - Chaze the Chat
1:48 - 1:59 - KinkyOats
1:59 - 2:09 - Robbi
2:09 - 2:21 - Triple-Q
2:21 - 2:29 - MtH
2:29 - 2:36 - turdl3
2:36 - 2:44 - Tainic
2:44 - 2:59 - Xarlable

The SiIvaGunner Smurfs Collab

report
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TEST
SUBJECT : Waters of Nazareth by Justice
EXPERIMENT : Applying the element "MeMe¹ºº" to SUBJECT
CONTENTS OF "MeMe¹ºº": http://www.beetxt.com/k4g/
RESULT: Now at +70k. Thanks for listening <3
NOTES: This took me a good while to make, but it is finally finished. Enjoy, and happy halloween!
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SHOUTOUTS:
Sketchbored for the cover 
Tev Teµsixten for submitting a cover // goo.gl/ia6ppZ
OhYouCartoons for some in-depth feedback
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report end

100 Layers Of Nazareth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphjdab3TfY

[YTPMV]-Billy Dance

We Are Number One But It Is Like The Second Spongebob Episode With Bunch Of Soundclown Jokes In It

We are number one but its a jojo reference

This is it guys, my last mashup jam of 2016!! I've pulled out all the stops for this one, including memes and favorite tunes from this year and earlier.

Original song: "Jumpin'! Dancin'!" by Prizmmy

Sources used (SPOILERS!!!):



Wiseguy text to speech voice
The DU - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
7 GRAND DAD title theme
Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun
Smash Mouth - All Star
JonTron "I don't get it"
DJ Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
LazyTown - We Are Number One
Gakkou Gurashi! - F-R-I-E-N-D shitai
Strong Bad - The System is Down
Death Grips - Takyon
LMFAO ft. Lil' Jon - Shots
Ryuko Pegasasu ft. PlextroidPrime & Giggles Pegasasu - N-R-Getic
iDubbz "I have crippling depression"
Kesha - Die Young
Maroon 5 - This Love
MISHA - POKEMON GO SONG!!!
Nicki Minaj - Starships
MLG sound clips
Grant Kirkhope - DK Rap
PSY - Gangnam Style
Eminem ft. Nate Dogg - Shake That
Stan Bush - The Touch
Marth and Fire Emblem All-Stars - Fire Emblem ~Drama's Light~
Reese's Puffs rap
u's - Snow halation

Jumpin'! Mashin'! (end of the year MEGA MASHUP)

How many layers of nostalgia are you on?

Part 1 (0:00-0:18) - toonlink & Chaze
LazyTown - We Are Number One
Maroon 5 - This Love
Part 2 (0:18-0:28) - Reason & toonlink
Smash Mouth - All Star
Dorrough - Ice Cream Paint Job
Kirby SFX
Part 3 (0:28-0:38) - Sadkey & toonlink
Tear Up Da Club Thugs - Slob On My Knob
medasin. Sample Pack
Part 4 (0:39-0:49) - Craz Xexe
Kitchen Gun
Skrillex ft. Diplo - Dirty Vibe
Part 5 (0:49-0:59) - Nape Mango
Eminem - Lose Yourself
Snop Dog - The Next Episode
Kendrick Lamar - m.A.A.d City
Fuck Bees
Who's been drawing dicks?!
FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME
Part 6 (0:59-1:09) - toonlink
Various Nic Cage clips
Death Waltz/U.N. Owen Was Her?
Part 7 (1:09-1:21) - Zoom Guy
PSY - Gangnam Style
Sonic Colors - Planet Wisp
Part 8 (1:21-1:31) - Zoom Guy & toonlink
Waka Flocka Flame - Hard In Da Paint
Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito
Loud Nigra
my longest yeah boy ever
The one that goes
Part 9 (1:31-1:41) - Craz Xexe, toonlink, Wolfman1405, and trivial171
Seinfeld Theme
Sand Undertale... Epic
Nico Nico Nii
SLAM!
op
Part 10 (1:42-1:52) - toonlink
Ocarina of Time Arrangement
Osamu Sato - Long Tall Eyelash (Ken Ishii Mix)
Aphex Twin - Peek 824545201
Part 11 (1:52-2:02) - toonlink & STRGG
Fatman Scoop - Drop
Amen Break
Various Smash 64 SFX
Bomberman Hero - Redial
Part 12 (2:02-2:12) - toonlink
Nujabes - Luv(sic) Part 3
Tom & Jerry - Follow Da Massive
Part 13 (2:12-2:25) - BlindedVanguard573 & toonlink
Drake - Know Yourself
Eurobeat Arrange
Drake - Over
Part 14 (2:25-2:35) - Wolfman1405
Jazz!
Part 15 (2:35-2:45) - Staxx Xxats
Big Smoke's Order
Team Skull SFX
Part 16 (2:45-2:55) - trivial171
Night of Nights
Kirby SFX
mm2wood
Misha - Pokemon Go Song
Part 17 (2:55-3:05) - Zoom Guy
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
Jack Black defines Octagon
PSY - Gentleman
Part 18 (3:05-3:13)
Girl Talk - Bang This In The Club
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode
OG Maco - U Guessed It
Bomberman Hero - Redial
David Banner - Like A Pimp
Osamu Sato - Long Tall Eyelash (µ-Ziq Mix)
Dizzee Rascal - Bassline Junkie
Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back
Mario 64 SFX
Who's been drawing dicks
Kirby Planet Robobot - Puzzle Room
Part 19 (3:13-3:22)
Eric Andre - Bird Up!
~
Participants
Chaze: @dreammaker222
Reason: @reason
Sadkey: @sadkey
Craz Xexe: @xe-28521977
Nape Mango: @napemango2
Zoom Guy: @zoom-guy
STRGG: @centralyharnam
Wolfman1405: @wolfman1405
trivial171
BlindedVanguard573: @bvg_music
Staxx Xxats: @a-centipede

Gourmet Race Fusion Collab

i spent half a day making this i want to die

You Transcendenced in the wrong Neighbourhood

Your Worst Joke

Another Gaster's Theme High Quality Rip

Parody of "Choices (Yup)" by E-40.
--LYRICS--

Ever whiff on a shot? (Nope) 
Ever farm a bot? (Yeah)
Ever met somebody better? (Nope) 
Ever help an Engie out when he was low on his metal? (Yeah)
Spy sap? (Nope) 
You good player, you attack? (Yeah)
Lemme borrow that shotgun. (Nope) 
Think stuns are not fun? (Yeah)
Stock weapons every loadout? (Nope) 
When the gates open, go out? (Yeah)
Babysit a level one? (Nope) 
Boy you better run. (Yeah)
You a feeder? (Nope) 
Killer? (Yeah)
Email Eric? (Nope) 
Driller? (Yeah)
You building on last? (Nope) 
Now you upfront, beating on some ass? (Yeah)
Got a little killstreak? (Nope) 
Got a Godlike; gotta do it all week? (Yeah)
Spamming E for the Medic? (Nope) 
Pickin’ up the Medkit? (Yeah)
Bout’a die with your crits? (Nope) 
Rockin’ dope outfits? (Yeah)

Everybody builds sentries
I choose to build sentries on top of this shed
Everybody builds sentries
I’m shooting at dudes but they already dead
Everybody builds sentries
Keepin’ my name at the top of the board
Everybody builds sentries
These players be hatin’, I already dominate -

Never go down.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I ain’t gotta wear a crown.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
If you dead, you ain’t like me.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I give a fuck if you don’t like me.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)

Lazy? (Nope)
Got a wrench that’ll drive a Spy crazy? (Yeah)
Mentor? (Nope)
Erectin’ a dispenser? (Yeah)
Trader? (Nope)
Loyal to your team; not a baiter? (Yeah)
Cheap? (Nope)
Play support to keep your team on their feet? (Yeah)
Scared of an Uber? (Nope)
You goofy goober? (Yeah)
Belly? (Nope)
Tele? (Yeah)
Miss everything and die? (Nope)
Check the corner for a Spy? (Yeah)
Trust us? (Nope)
Justice? (Yeah)
Drinkin’ like a Demo? (Nope)
Share a beer with a fella? (Yeah)
Pomson? (Nope)
Swanson? (Yeah)
Never leave the spawn without a hat. (Nope)
Punch a motherfucker with a “BAP”. (Yeah)
Never let a friendly live a second. (Nope)
Always on my toes, spy checkin’. (Yeah)

Everybody builds sentries
I choose to build sentries on top of this shed
Everybody builds sentries
I’m shooting at dudes but they already dead
Everybody builds sentries
Keepin my name at the top of the board
Everybody builds sentries
These players be hatin, I already dominate

Never go down
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I ain’t gotta wear a crown
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
If you dead, you ain’t like me
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I give a fuck if you don’t like me
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)

NOPE

Shrekity Shrek

it's like a rite of passage to do this kind of joke, right

Sliding Stars ft. Daft Punk

there is no core cores are gay now die

https://soundcloud.com/kony1015/regarding-core-announcements

kony kore ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe this makes it your move, @czechquors

this was supposed to be longer but i had no ideas

when you meme too hard

you fuckers dont know what real sparta remixing is

...and neither do i considering this came out like ass

also yes i made this partly in LMMS (mainly the 11-11-111-1-1-11222-2-222-222-2 part) bc i cant time in movie studio for shit, also no FLP motherfuckers

Dr. Rabbit's Spartan Tour

this has probably been done before but i dont give a fuck

click this link to give gangnam style views instead of see you again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

this sounds fucking shit and i'm never touching it again

i'm not in gulag yet

First big mashup. Just a big mish-mash of songs I enjoy with Platinum Disco.

Everyone's Platinum Mashup

https://soundcloud.com/discover/sets/introducing:49218714
I joined SoundCloud on November 3rd, 2013.
My "career" got off the ground on September 22, 2016

How many layers of nostalgia are you on?

No Mercy 9999vr. ✪