essential listening

if you made it on this list, congratulations you are the cream of the crop

this list is officially full and has been sealed in the vault of quality, seek out volume 2 as it forages the wilds for fresh bullshit: https://soundcloud.com/jzzb/sets/this-bullshit-actually

this bullshit actually sounds good [ARCHIVE]

Green Music

This collection of mashups is recognized by the state of Krutaunistan as "Mashup Standards of Exceptional Quality." That's another way of me saying that these are my favorite of all my favorite mashups. They are not in any particular order.

Just enjoy these gosh-darn mashups!

Top-shelf Mashups

2018 edition of tears of suffering

le songs for future

The Upload

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Song Of Storms (Dubstep Remix)

The Cory (Eek!)

I have never seen the show, but the music is PRETTY GOOD.

Main Crunk

The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask Deku Palace theme.

Deku Palace   The Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask

Throwback Funk

The Bangafish Jam

A few of my favorite songs from Tsuko G's channel. Enjoy them as you will!

The Legend Of Zelda - Gerudo Valley ... KAZOO'd!

Thank god for Uptown Funk and its adaptability.

FIXED VOCALS:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gsstsli47gtkif7/Feel%20Good%20Funk%20%28fixed%20pitch%29.wav?dl=0&s=sl

Background:
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz (you should know that by now)

Feel Good Funk. (fixed vocals version in desc.)

Obstacle Course (Spring / Summer) (Yoshi's Island)

I Fucked Your Galaxy, Nigga

sp0ng3t4l3 m3m35

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art, spongetale, oceantrousle, all belong to @keno9988iv

souljia template (where i got the snaps+perc since i dont have the samples): https://soundcloud.com/dj-memestar/make-your-own-soulja-boy-meme
oceantrousle: https://soundcloud.com/keno9988iii/spongetale-ba-ha-ha-oceantrousle-updated-for-the-last-time

Crank That Oceantrousle - Bibulus: Hell or High Water [Prepare to Fee Edition]

I made a YTMND site for this: http://keeponrickrollin.ytmnd.com/

Songs used:
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Keep on Rickrollin'

i know somebody made this the other way...
https://soundcloud.com/dingowalley/september-in-pompeii

Pompeii in September

i thought it was good

youtube: https://youtu.be/em1hb401Y_g

Mambo Halation

get it
art by caramelkeks: http://caramelkeks.tumblr.com/post/94732105169/pacifica-is-wealthier-but-mabel-is-happier

Two Door Mystery Shack

Samples:
Skee-Lo - I Wish
Super Mario 3D World - Super Bell Hill (DJ CUTMAN Remix)

I Wish I Had Super Mario 3D World

Samples:
Juvenile - Back That Azz Up
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Calling the Four Giants/Oath to Order

OATH TO BACK THAT AZZ UP

It's February, anbd you know what that means. is Christmas time

The Legend of Charlie Brown: Ocarina of Christmas Time

Edit: Twitter link no longer works.
Cover Art From twitter.com/lalilulelo_land?lang=en

Songs:
lilbootycall - Sailor Moon
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants

lilbootycall - Sailor Moon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw4hebawWKo

Sailor Moon instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slc20sozo3k

Sailor sweatpants

How about you and I go rendezvous
Intro by Monty Python
Matryoshka by Hachi
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco
Bonfire and Sweatpants by Childish Gambino/ Donald Glover
Edit: *LOUD SHILLING COUGH* https://youtu.be/kwzqgiO7Ze0 *LOUD SHILLING COUGH*

I Write Matryoshkas Not Gambinos

snowshoo - touch
neyo - closer

original instrumental: https://soundcloud.com/snowshoo/touch?in=snowshoo/sets/snowshoo-ep

Closer Touch

@wobble-jams @deeyaywob

This one is for anyone in a long distance relationship... and of course, for ☀.

______________________________

Across the globe, in my arms is where your home is
Never felt more homeless with a roof above my dome
Latitude is our enemy, your love is like a friend to me 
if distance is the death of me don't let me die alone

Cause you're.. my cure
and at the same time you're my passion 
cause you're smooth like silk and satin 
So sweet like coke and captain 
So please don't keep me askin' if we can spend our lives together 
My heart is made of paper and I used it to write this letter to you

So when you gonna write me back?
I've been waiting on your love for what what seems like forever
These paper hearts are meant to stick together
like glue cause we're tethered by love

All alone and feeling broken
Never felt more whole than when I call you on the phone 
Little paper puppy rappers dancing happily through memories
Of little me, playing Playstation on my own

Cause you're.. my player 2 
And also my inspiration, send my mind on vacation
All the way from across the nation 
So please don't keep me waitin', let's spend our lives together
I had a paper heart but I used it to write this letter to you

So when you gonna write me back? 
I've been aching for your love much to my displeasure
Been feeling this way as long as I remember 
for you, cause I'm blinded by love

______________________________

(Bonus verse by Wobble for you Spanish speakers) 

Eres /mi heroe sin capa, mi /discreto Parappa
En el /mapa del amor, marca/paginas solapa
Me /pierdo de tu cuerpo y el ca/lor aún me atrapa
Me em/papa y encanta, tu /amistad es tan

Melo/diosa aunque no cantas, voz /dulce como tarta de miel
(mmm) Tan bella y evocas /hechos tan bellos, que 
/pierdo la razon y el ri/mar de esta cancion
Mi cora/zon es de papel, y te he es/crito una carta con él

Paper Heart (Prod. Wobble)

Check it out on Youtube and support my channel too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqWjb9cTuXA

The dumbest September mashup you'll ever hear

happy birthday spaghettiboy, i hope your day is filled with slightly less agony than the amount i went through when making this

also please stop playing castle crashers you're really starting to concern me

lyrics:

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that

YOYOYOYYOYOYYOYOYOYOYOyoyoYOYYO

Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be (BEE)
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-D-to-the-D-to-the-X
az was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo bees (BEE)
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slee
How you gonna explain touchin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't fuckin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips (OH YEAH)
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog 
I know how to get down, k̹͓̪͈̳̙͠n̯͝o̡̖͇͙͈̙ẉ̰ ̵͈͖͍͉̟h̗̳͙̠o̷̠̼̲̞̖͇̰w̸̯̘̹̦̖̜ ͈͈̪̦ṱo͔̳ͅ ̙̭̲B͙͔̣͉͢I̕T̫̹̘͔̠̝͟E̩͓͉̤͘ (Yeah, Galo Sengen.)
B̡͍͓͔a̖̣̜̲͠r̡̼̮̺̞k͏̰̭̯ v̠̭̤̣e̬̻͎͞r͏͙y̼͍̮ ͓͎̦̮͉ͅͅḷ̫̬̜̣ì̮͇̩̥̯t̺͙t͚͠l̠̱͇͔͓̯e͕̱͡,͟ ̭̙bu҉t̶̩͕̰͎ I̝͍̟̖͎̹͜ ̖̯̟͞k̛̭n̼ow̗̘̝̙ ͔̭̺͎H͙̜O̞͍̠͓W ̸͉̮̮T̨̰͇̙̘O͍͙͘ ҉̥̝F̱I̟͇̪̝G͍̼͉̗̮̮̀H̤͕͡T̷̰̼̙͕

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that

isn't four runs of insane mode enough (happy birthday ahnock)

Noisemade