Entry for MakingHipHop's Cypher Vol 20 - Beat by @soundcloud.com/estepaxbeats Theme: Holiday.

Happy August 19th!

LYRICS:
Now let me be candid and make you understand this
I’m acting dramatic, but the matter of the fact is
Everything is backwards, I’m lacking in the practice
It’s a fucking struggle living life left handed

Think I’m being harsh? Well think it again
See the smudges on my palm from the ink in my pen
Watch me twist around my notebook to write at a slant
It’s called a can opener, but actually, I can’t

My ability of scissoring has never been great 
And I can’t read the numbers on my measuring tape
Hockey sticks, golf clubs, get your head in the game
I used a ring binder once, still remember the pain

My fine dining might find you guys whining
Got forks kinda awkward, it’s time to stick the knife in
Elbows at an angle, I reckon it's getting reckless
I’d give my right hand to be ambidextrous

Sinister Manus (Cypher 20 - "Holiday")

My mum used to tell me "you're NOT funny and you're NOT clever". This is me desperately trying to prove her wrong.

Sinister Manus (Cypher 20 - "Holiday")

Noodle