the end of this started to sound like trump

Why am I so radicalized? I understood this at 12

We never realized how timeless this song would be🔥

I was listening to this song omw home with a puppy, she passed away.

Random

TALK DIRTY Steve Smart & Westfunk Club Mix

Handlebars

Stoo It For Fox Saxes-Ryan Higa

music produced by Kush Mody

Chorus
If I could go back then (back then)
If I could go back when (back when)
And step into the past (way back)
I'd do it all again (again)
If I could go back then (back then)
If I could go back when (back when)
I was a stupidass (dumbass)
I'd do it all again (again)

Verse 1
I might have a weak chin, but i don't have a glass jaw
so watch your fist glance off my cheek skin and back off
i cut my teeth on the blacktop, i'm used to something cruel
cause in my youth, my tooths were crowded as the public schools
where we moved above the rules
where the currency was percocets
where i showed up early rocking headgear and turtlenecks
this nerd'll flex and you won't see this man pout
cause the traits that got us beat down, are what make us stand out
so let your tongue hang out if you got lips like Mick Jagger
plant and stand proud with that little kid swagger
the subtle it factor of the baddest individuals
cause adamant originals don't end up in pigeon holes
which gets my thinking it's a damn shame dorks
don't pop their pimples like they're champagne corks
I work the quirks, cause if I didn't start sloppily  
I'd never clean up this cotdamn properly 

Verse 2
I never threw like Elway
or overthrew like El Che
so i moved to LA, to the land of milk and self hate
But one day, I'll strip and then strut buck down the sunset strip as it was a runway
I'm thinking maybe Sunday
and if you need sensei for sexy, just text me. I stay by San Vicente and La Brea where the rent's cheap
so you can't tempt me, with a Beamer, Benz or Bentley
that's complete with penis envy, and even keyless entry
'cause see, I'm makeing ends meet, care to be friendly?
And make ends meet? In my backseat in an awkward frenzy
Once in a parking lot while practicing anatomy
I was knocking elbows till the music zapped the battery
and dammit it was bad but I'm not mad I brought my A game
even we sat there naked the man from Triple A came
and it was way lame, but I've got on good authority, 
she boldly told the sordid story to her whole sorority

Verse 3
Some days I wake up and i wonder 'what would Buddha do?'
And then I jump into my fruity little Subaru
some dudes'll front 'how do you do, mama?'
because some women see the mula, and say 'ooh lala'
but i say 'woo-sah'
i don't smooch on muchachas who need mucha
to mooch off. i'm cool for like a futon out in Utah
a yurt up in the yukon
when hurtin but i'll go back to herding stupid yaks in Bhutan
or cop a coupe with coupons
but when you get a F.U.P.A. like a dugong
i'll treat you supa dupa we can't do wrong
cause beauty is a dude who puts the moves on, then moves on
we're all moving as true pawns
and get chewed in the food chain
we're all nude in the new dawn
brain screwed on 
with a plain birthday suit on
so let's graduate human, summa cum laude, huge honors,
so you goners should do the do and do wander the blue yonder  
cause trying to fool the future takes too long

Stupidass

a mashup mixtape featuring vocals from the album 'watsky'

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3. Seizure Boy

Jason Derulo has reinterpreted his his single "Talk Dirty" in spanish. Look out for his forthcoming album this April! 

Talk Dirty (En Español) [feat. 2 Chainz]

Talk Dirty (En Español) (feat. 2 Chainz)

Wounded Healer - Watsky

Watsky- Whoa Whoa Whoa

I do not own this track, it was made by Flobots, I am merely uploading it for public enjoyment!

No Handlebars!

Little mix for the Turntable folks. Help from Dr. Brixx! 

Shut up and Sleep With Yev

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Hi, 

Here's a pretty simple flip of a song that you've probably heard recently, and maybe even like it as much as I do.

Hope you enjoy this rendition and decide to download it, for free.

Scroll down further for lyrics and links to what I think are all of Hobo Johnson's social media and share the love! Share the fuck out of it!




Let's do it
Run it gents
Sorry
Fuck

Oh no!

Whaddup Bob?
God, man
We're a couple kids, five I guess
That like to make a little bit of love
Like to make a little bit of music

Look at that
That's a desk
Just kidding, Bob
It's a table
I don't care about the rules

Hi 
Whats your name?
How are you? 
Hows your life? 
Oh, you got a man? 
Are you in love?
If so, what type? 
Is it just platonic? 
Strictly just as friends? 
Or the type that ties you two together 'till tomorrows end?
If it is.
Disregard every time I call you pretty
Though its meant sincerely its just my imagination drifting
Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's Shoulders 
So I fall to ground 
Collect myself and get ready to take over
Your heart...
Or at least your spare time 

We should go get a cup of coffee
And I'll act friendly
And I wont pull any stunts
But I'm a freakin' stunt puller from birth
So I don't know what to tell you if I try to confess my love for
Scones!

I just wanna tell you real quick please shh shh shh shh
I love 
These scones
Just the diversity between the selection
The raspberry, or the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin which is basically a fuckin' squash
How you gonna make a scone out of a freakin' squash?
It blows my mind!
Oh man!
But what where you talking about?
I'm so sorry to interrupt
Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day?
What was he saying?
What was he talking about?
Oh my god thats crazy
What do I think?
Oh let me think about it, hm hm hm hm
He was being mean at that time
But I'm sure hes gunna turn around at some point

And

I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
Man I really love being loved but I also love 
Not crying on the [Ring]
Man
I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
I don't know
The second one's way sadder than the first one
But 
I don't know.

Hi
Whats up?
Yeah
Whats going on?
Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you
Yeah, a huh
It's so great your doing all those things
You should keep doing all of them
I think
Oh yeah my name is Hobo Johnson
I'm a rapper
I'm actually not a rapper
I like to say musician
I like to play guitar sometimes too
I'm just not as good as Derek
It doesn't matter but
She is like the nicest person I've ever met in my whole life
And I'm sure you know because you sleep next to her every night
And you guys just probably cuddle and kiss or whatever
But she, you know, she's just so sweet
And she cared about me a lot when no one else cared about me
And I think that's really nice
You know?
She just a peach
She's a peach
Scone...
She's a peach scone, Bob

And

I love the thought of being with her
I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, man
They say it takes two years to come back
Down
To 
Earth
From that lovely place that you've been
I've heard it's so nice
I've heard it's so nice 
Good for you 
I'm glad
And if you find someone that really loves you for who you are 
Keep being with them, man
'Cause that's what really matters in this life
Bob

Thank you

[Sniffle]

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Watsky - Ninjas in Paris

Watsky - "Hey, Asshole" (ft. Kate Nash)

Here's my third album "The Audacity!" in its entirety. All songs produced by Spose except "Blow My Candle Out," "2002," and "My Love In You"

The Audacity! (Deluxe Edition)

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