*MONEYPANTS - ATK 40  DEF 40
*He may be trying to kill you right now, but at least he's not trying to lecture you about cryptocurrency. That's a fate worse than death.
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Sprite by @vuristo

That's right, Burgerpants swaps with Muffet. He made it big after investing in Tobycoin, and used his earnings to start a lucrative fast food chain called "Burgerpants." Now he's callous, cutthroat, and arrogant as hell. He may have had innocent dreams of becoming an actor at one point, but becoming a crypto bro will derail all of your dreams.

Pattycake

Original song by @utgdumpsterfire

Thumbnail by Blaze

YO BUDDY

Enigma [UNUSED]

"Rise and shine, my little star."
"Blossom like the beauty that you are."
"You must push through the tightrope."
"'Cause you're the beacon of hope"

REC002_"A Breath of Fresh Air"_MENU

* NEHEH... THE OLD WHOOPEE CUSHION IN THE HAND TRICK.
* IT'S always FUNNY.
* I'M POOR RICHARD. POOR RICHARD THE SKELETON!
* IM ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON WATCH FOR HUMANS RIGHT NOW.
* BUT... Y'KNOW...
* I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CAPTURING ANYBODY.
* NOW MY BROTHER, CALIBRI LIGHT...
* HE'S A HUMAN-HUNTING fanatic.
* HEY, ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT'S HIM OVER THERE.
* I HAVE AN IDEA. GO THROUGH THIS GATE THINGY.
* YEAH, GO RIGHT THROUGH. MY BRO MADE THE BARS TOO WIDE TO STOP ANYONE.
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dialogue by @itsherbingtime & toby fox
music by @poorrichard (not really lmao)

015 ~ Poor Richard. [Underswap concussion]

Original and midi by @septxk
Captain Loggy and his FRIEND by @mr-rattel-m-bones-1

TROJAN FORCE - Goose'd

OH! HELLO THERE, HUMAN!
EXCELLENT TIMING!
I WAS JUST PREPARING FOR A KARAOKE SESSION LATER TODAY WITH MY FRIENDS!
WOULD YOU, PERHAPS, CARE TO JOIN ME?

EX. Paps' Karaoke Practice

The first rendition of 'Dissension', from Lunatic Wolf's DoomedPlanet fangame, 'Dela's AnniversaryFanGame'.

"God, everything sucks monkey balls.
Guess I really have to get rid of you.
I am not even sorry at this point. Fuck you and your stupid crew.
No P.S's for you. Eat my pencils, slut!"

PENSHOOTER: https://file.garden/Zi4ner4GvAey8MwJ/diedeladie.png

015 ~ Poor Richard. [Underswap concussion]

Nugget the third