DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet

This is the "I have a huge erection" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Bald-ass Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Bald nugget takes the role Jesus!

[DELTARUNE: The bald-ass puppet] Bald Nugget The Guy Of Bald

YOU SEE THIS BURNING, ###### UNIVERSE
YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER?
Varik...
VARIK HELP ME

VARIK IT HURTS
IT HURTS SO ####### MUCH
SOMETHING WENT WRONG
HELP ME VARIK
VARIK
VARIK
VARIK
V A R I K

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Haircut Gone wrong... wait no Right? Haircut gone right???

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] He- hiiii variiiik It's meeeeeee Bald nugget the baldest of nugge

nugget

The ####### sure is pretty right?
*sunrise
[*coughs*]
Sorry about that
I got a ####
*I'm ####
*I am feeling unwell
###### cuz I live in a bin ####
*probably

Friends???
Did I ever tell you about mind
he's an #######
He was not very nice

oh and there's also that guy made of snow i guess

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Euugheegh (V2)

Speakers are scattered about the town, playing nothing but this song for the rest of the month.

I can feel it varik
He's close...
I'm so ####### close...
*Darn

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Spooky town (V2)

Thumbnail & AU by @nuggieman

motif:
Snowfallen Wonderland(Nugget)
Gayla Peevey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNDri18-eQ0
The snowman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upH1QZU4Z0Y
King Hall(modified)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34z8c5YPZms

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Snowfallen Wonderland

WELL HEY THERE!!!
I know you!!!!!!
You're varik!
Nice to #### you
*meet
sorry about that
If I spell something wrong it ####### it
*censors

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] WELL HEY THERE!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT VARIK
MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS!!!

THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY MIND VARIK!!!
WE'RE THE TRUEST OF FRIENDS NOW!!!
FRIENDS  F O R E V E R ! ! ! 

*Varik throws his sword at bald nugget*

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] THE TRUEST OF FRIENDS!!!

(fixed) [DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] 👆✌️✡️ Sex

There's a note on the floor...
Dear Varik:
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I was a bad friend.
I'm sorry that I didn't put up much of a fight.
I'm sorry it had to end like this.
Claim my bounty.
Live your life.
You have good friends Varik.
Never forget that.

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Final Goodbye

VARIK
V A R I K
YOU DID THIS TO ME

VARIK...
I'LL SHOVE YOUR ASSHOLE SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU'LL SING BEETOVEN WHEN YOU SHIT!!!

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Megalo disgusting

(EXTRA) [DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Super normal town with Halloween decorations

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] Dialtone

[DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet] WIG!!!

* Look at what we have here...
* This'll be fun!
* I'm Bald Nugget 2, Second baldest of nuggets.
* (somethin somethin Jimble mentioned)


This is the "Boner" replacement for my surprisingly not boring to me yet "Puppet Pipeline" semi-joke AU, "Undertale: The bald-ass Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Bald Nugget takes the role of Hank and he has hair now so the name no longer makes sense!

DELTARUNE: the bald-ass puppet

(OUT OF MINUTES) Nugget