This is the "Your Message Could Not Be Delivered" replacement for my take on Henry's AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where "Spamt" becomes a skibidi toilet reference!

Uuh yeah i'm not doing these in order

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019 - Generation

This is the "Bluescreen" replacement for my new AU, "Deltarune: The Original Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where the NEO inspiration for a character takes the role of said character!

[Everything you know is a lie.]
[Everyone is hiding something.]
[I built this helmet to see the things that are hidden.]
[...]
["Does it let me read minds?"]
[AHAHAHAHAHA!!]
[No. But it does show me secrets.]

Real World Tip:
Ask your father what his true name is. You might be surprised!

[Deltarune: The Original Other Puppet] - Redline

* You progress along one of the many bridges crossing the oil in the Land of Wind and Shade. Much more blood has been shed.
* As you approach the other side, a voice can be heard from behind you. A familiar one. An ANNOYING one.

NEPETA: :33 < *ac spots the human that she had been following from the shadows, much like the huntress she is*

* The feline Troll girl approaches you.

NEPETA: :33 < hey!
NEPETA: :33 < fur some reason karcat had told me to stay away from you?
NEPETA: :33 < he said that you, well, hurt a lot of people
NEPETA: :33 < but uh
NEPETA: :33 < that isnt true, right?

* You turn your face from her.

NEPETA: :33 < hey, why arent you answering me?
NEPETA: :33 < and whats with that look on your face?

* You turn and approach her, causing her to step back cautiously.

NEPETA: :33 < oh
NEPETA: :33 < oh i

* You can tell that her heart is pounding. Her eyes are darting around frantically. She finally musters up the courage to speak.

NEPETA: :33 < hey
NEPETA: :33 < y-youd b-better st-stay right where you a-are
NEPETA: :33 < beclaws if you want t-to hurt anyone else, youll

* She takes a combative stance, her claws extending from her gloves.

NEPETA: :33 < you'll have to go through me first
NEPETA: :33 < and-

* You don't even give her the time to react. She's in your way, and she's a free ticket up the echeladder. You ready your hammer for a powerful strike...
* ... only to hit Karkat in the skull. He reels from the damage taken.

NEPETA: :33 < karkat! youre hurt!
KARKAT: TCH... THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO TO HIM.
KARKAT: I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS FREAK. YOU'D BETTER FUCKING LISTEN NEXT TIME, ALRIGHT?
NEPETA: :33 < okay :((
KARKAT: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
KARKAT: YOU, HEAD OFF TO LOHAC. GO TELL EQUIUS TO INITIATE AN IMMEDIATE EVAC TO THE VEIL.
NEPETA: :33 < i...
KARKAT: GO!

* Nepeta takes one last tearful glance at Karkat before dashing away. Karkat, his face covered in his own blood, turns to you with a grimace.

KARKAT: HEH... I'LL ADMIT, I HAD A FACADE ON THERE. I DOUBT I'LL MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ONE...
KARKAT: BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER... BECAUSE NEITHER WILL YOU.

* His eyes are drawn to the pit below, spotting something. He lets out a coy smirk as he draws his weapon... what is he plotting?

KARKAT: KANAYA. TEREZI. JADE.
KARKAT: DEEP WITHIN ME, I CAN FEEL A BURNING SENSATION THAT I CAN'T DESCRIBE.
KARKAT: A FEELING THAT ONLY FUELS TO ENHANCE MY UNDYING RAGE.
KARKAT: YOUR RAMPAGE WAS NEVER ABOUT SATISFYING A KILLING URGE OR TWO, WAS IT?
KARKAT: IF YOU GET PAST US, YOU'LL DESTROY THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, WON'T YOU?
KARKAT: TROLLS. HUMANS. EVERYONE.
KARKAT: EVERYONE'S BONDS BROKEN. EVERYONE'S BLOOD SPILT. ALL AT YOUR HAND.
KARKAT: I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DO THAT.
KARKAT: RIGHT NOW, IT'S AS IF I CAN FEEL THE HEARTBEATS OF EVERYONE, ALL AT ONCE.
KARKAT: AND THEY ALL HAVE ONE WISH. FOR YOU TO DIE!
KARKAT: HUMAN ISN'T A FITTING DESCRIPTOR FOR YOU ANYMORE. YOU'RE MORE OF A MONSTER THAN US TROLLS.
KARKAT: FOR THE SAKE OF ALL EXISTENCE.
KARKAT: I, KARKAT VANTAS, WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!

* Karkat turns and spreads his arms wide before he falls backwards off the bridge, plummeting down into... something brown and cocoon shaped?
* As soon as you hear his body hit the bottom, it starts to glow bright before shattering. Moments later, the bridge almost entirely decimated, you see him start to rise up in Knightly garb.

KARKAT: I MAY HAVE TO GET OFF OF SPIDERTROLL'S ASS FOR ALL OF HER LUCK SHIT, BECAUSE THAT WAS MY LUCKIEST BREAK EVER.

* He floats back onto to the bridge, standing right before you.

KARKAT: SORRY, BUT THAT LAST HIT IS THE CLOSEST YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET.

But He Began To Ascend

this is the "FUCK YOU UP !! FUCK YOU UP !! FUCK YOU uP,,. FUCK (," replacement for my fresh NEW au, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever rebooted an old 4same (@overkill-the-sequel) just cause they felt like it.
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| SPAM. NEIL: HEY STINKY! NO NEED TO GET ALL AGGRESSIVE ON ME!

| SPAM. NEIL: WONT YOU TRY MY PATENTED SPAMNEIL BODY CREAM? (YOU LOOK LIKE AN OGRE! YUCK!)
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thumbnail by: @nopedingus
song by: @nugget-number-3 (ty)
voice by: @overkill-the-sequel

This au has been made possible with the help of LSD.

APPLY CREAM NIGHTLy, IT MAY NOT LOOK TOO SIGHTLY, BUT - [Deltarune: 4XSame Puppet]

* You make your way through the halls of the Felt Manor. You locate Meenah and slay her before she can even reach for her trident. You run into Caliborn and crack his skull open with your hammer too. Now nobody is able to get between you and your Freedom.
* You notice that Meenah had a key on her person. You take the key, which you gather would let you open a door someplace. Curiosity strikes as you wander the manor looking for a room that matches its spade design.
* You eventually find it, after what feels like an eternity... You unlock the door and enter. Inside is a small room with a ladder going down.
* You climb down the ladder, hearing a grumbling noise coming from the room at the bottom. You enter to find a tall, carapaced figure grumpily smacking around a console with a black screen.

???: C'mon, come on! I need to see my new protégé continue our work! What happened to the frog?!

* You clear your throat. The man turns and looks at you.

???: Hm?- Oh, it's you. My student, my protégé, my... employee? No, underling fits better.

* You ask him who he is.

???: Oh, you meant my name. You can call me the Sovereign Slayer, Jack Noir.

* You ask why Meenah had a key to his room.

JACK: Long story short, she managed to somehow beat me in a fight. She locked me up down here. I could break out of here, normally, but something's keeping these damn dog god powers at bay. None of that matters now, you've FREED me, kid. And now? We have work to do.

* You ask what he means by work... you also ask what he means by we.

JACK: We're going to keep filling graves until there aren't any more to fill.

* That doesn't explain why you should work with him.

JACK: Oh, now you're trying to quit on me? I'm the guy that made you who you are now. Powerful. Godlike, even. With this console I could influence you with the power of suggestion. Took a damn long while for me to figure it out, and even longer for you to actually notice, but you did. You put those schmucks where they rightfully belong: their graves.

* . . .

JACK: So come and shake my hand, we're getting out of here.

* He reaches his sole arm out to you. You look up at his canine face with distain.
* You smack his hand away.

JACK: ... So that's how it's gonna be, eh? Fine.
JACK: They always said it was lonely at the top.

* He draws the sword he had embedded in his chest.
* You draw your hammer. Time to show him the true power of the monster he made you become.

Slick

This is the "Big K, The O.G" replacement for my skrunkly AU, "Deltarune: The Lesser Same Same Same Other Puppet". It never fuckin' ends, dude.
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Well, isn't that sweet? It's like I'm some kind of errand  boy now.

<^<><^v<v<

What.. are you?

MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS

v

Listen, I'm just trying to-
(chomp)
FUCK! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE CHERRIES????????

PERFECT!
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[TLSSSOP] La Kreatura

*HADES, the jester of mascarade is entering the ring !
Track by Tezt_subject69 :
on.soundcloud.com/aezXtuW1e47HNbk57

The Mascarade Of The Jester [NEW]

[ * Alphys ATK 3 DEF 5 ]
[ * She seems nervous. ]

Dialogue and thumbnail contributed by @tweetertweers
Track contributed by @shipel

010. Lizard Brawl

HALL OF BRAMBLES (Wip 1) (overgrowt_melody_sytrus)

decided to have some fun with the stuff from todays newsletter, so here's a quick filler track, a more ambitious one will be coming eventually in the holidays

also a special fuck you to soundcloud for feeding the machine for over a year by sneakily changing the terms without as much as a notice, really went up the ladder with that one, hopefully they get bullied enough to drop it lmao

once again, see you soon!, and have a great deltarune in less than a month!

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