In 2013, I had a smartphone. It broke because it was stupid.

I did not learn anything from this experience, and have uploaded these songs from years ago - borne of youth, ignorance, and/or drugs (what's the difference?) - to serve as a warning to all who may dare venture to my corner of the internet.

The Droid DNA is a piece of crap. Never buy anything two days after it is released. 

You will regret it, or possibly end up working for a failing corporation, or both. 

You have been warned.

Most of my music is serious. I promise. I just don't upload it because nobody likes it. I imagine that's because it sucks, and SoundCloud LOVES music that sucks...so I love SoundCloud. :'3

Okay, So Here

I don't do anything meaningful with my life sadface fire emoji

#RuneScape

Okay, So Here

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