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WiFi Chopper is an eclectic and intense rock band that combines electrifying riffs, deep storytelling, and bold character-driven narratives in their music. Formed by four unique personalities—Bernard, Show 'Em Strawberry, Edgar Chadwick, and Dill Doe—the band is a creative powerhouse that thrives on blending humour, satire, and powerful musical craftsmanship. Each member contributes their own flair, creating a synergy that pushes boundaries and delivers unforgettable performances.

Bernard: The visionary leader and lyrical craftsman of the group, Bernard's creativity shapes the larger-than-life tales woven into the band's music. As the founder of Bernard World, he brings an epic and whimsical touch to WiFi Chopper's songs.

Show 'Em Strawberry: A confident and sanguine figure, Strawberry's motivational energy and dynamic personality embody the spirit of empowerment and defiance in WiFi Chopper’s music. His iconic anthem, adopted into the song To The Top, has become a symbol of the band's unrelenting drive.

Edgar Chadwick: The quirky and enigmatic talking chocolate egg, Edgar brings humour and charm to the band. Known for his memorable catchphrases like “Hiya pal” and “This is Edgar Chadwick... out,” his unique persona infuses the band's work with a playful, yet sharply satirical, edge.

Dill Doe: The investigative mind and sharp-witted commentator, Dill Doe’s critical observations and biting humor add a layer of social critique to WiFi Chopper's tracks. His detective-style storytelling shines in songs like On The Case, where his wit and intensity take centre stage.


WiFi Chopper's debut album Chadwick Hotel is a genre-spanning journey, from hard rock anthems to psychedelic instrumentals, country ballads, and even west coast rap. Each track immerses listeners in the colorful world of Bernard World and its eccentric characters, delivering unforgettable riffs, poignant storytelling, and a touch of the absurd.

WiFi Chopper isn’t just a band; it’s a movement. Their music captures the humour, intensity, and complexity of modern life, all while rocking harder than anyone else out there. Rock on with WiFi Chopper!

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