Demo 2001

She Consists of Chloroform

Three Days Til' Christmas

I Have Dreams - In Good Hands

halo suffocation machine - left standing

Massachusetts metalcore, pre deadwater drowning

Knife Fight Romance - Someday In December

freshman fifteen more seconds of this i’m swerving into oncoming traffic

Kiss My Southern Sass

theadora - 60 of the time it works every time

letters from the dead - cold as your heart

Personal Star Performance

Carpal Tunnel (In Retrospect)

Strap in, turn the neon up to 11, and blast your pecs into orbit — Duke Blaster: Alien Hunter is the unapologetically over-the-top retro-synth-metal-funk-rock space opera you didn’t know you needed.

This concept album follows intergalactic badass Duke Blaster as he vaporizes his way across the cosmos — flexing through laser fights, heartbreak, zero-gravity workouts, and one painfully awkward alien booty call. It’s like if Streets of Rage, Doom, and Flash Gordon had a lovechild raised on protein powder and VHS tapes.

From "Laser Pecs & Rocket Reps" to the emotional power ballad with lasers "I Left My Ex on Planet Vex", and the grand finale "Credits Roll: Peace Through Overkill", this 11-track journey is drenched in satire, stacked with riffs, and powered by enough synth to melt a wormhole.

So if you like your music loud, neon-drenched, and just barely emotionally stable, welcome aboard.
You’re not just listening… you’re joining the Blasterverse.

💬 “She had eight arms… and still let go.” – Duke Blaster

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Eat Plasma, Die Screaming

I Have Dreams - In Good Hands

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