We Holly Jolly CHRISTMAS

the exception AND the rule. he benches his famous blue harley benton horizontally. he sleeps with it at night vertically as the little spoon  (a technique your nerd ass little brother wouldn't know). he can shred as much as he's shredded in the gym (documents in their office, it's complimentary with the membership), composes music more elegantly than ravel, and is definitely at least one of the numbers on a scale of one to ten (inclusive). he walks slowly through the streets only when the light is red so the cars part for him like the red sea (prophetic af). people look. people watch. people honk their horns to express their admiration for him (backing track). the crossing guard even looks at him in horror (long-time fan). as he walks, a buff guy who loves animals in positions of power wrapped in a steve jobs turtleneck drops his BABY selective picks (nervous reaction) and says 'the ether... ether2006!' (ether2006)

tldr; 17 yr old guitarist out of Ontario, Canada. 

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