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Kai Wachi - Better Off Alone (ft. RUNN)

My new EP SKINS is out now! Cry Wachi Season is in full effect!!

Feat. https://soundcloud.com/ymirymirymirymir

Shout out to Bassrush for the premiere: https://www.bassrush.com/kai-wachi-skins-bassrush-premiere/

Kai Wachi x YMIR - Skins

The Midnight Walk (Original Game Soundtrack)

And So There Was Light (feat. Butcher's Tail)

A song about always doing one more task before finishing up in OSRS/RuneScape.

Lyrics:
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Sunrise glaring through my window
One more level, then I'll hit the pillow
Just a little longer I know I know
But there's only one level left you know?
This'll be the last level just so you know
Just one more level to go

One more level, one more quest
Just one more trip into the Wilderness
I promise I'll stop when they're all 99
When I can beat every boss and claim their loot as mine
When I've done every quest and when I have all the pets
Yes one more level, yes one more quest
Just one more level... and quest

Bloodshot eyes glued to the screen's glow
Caffeine spikes, heart about to explode
Oh, why is Ex Pee gain suddenly slow
When there's only one level to go for sure
This one last level to go oh-oh
This final level to go

Will I ever see my bed again? (No!)
There's always one more level to gain (Go!)
I can no longer feel any pain (Bro)
Just one more level I swear I'm sane (Uh-oh)
I'll never give up on this account again

Yes one more level, yes one more quest
Just one more level... and quest

One More Level... And Quest

I'm sorry in advance...
A song about being a grub.

Lyrics:
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In darkness my mortal vessel hides
Where even a roach dare not reside
In Gielinor my soul arrives
A virtual world where I can thrive
In game I sip on a stamina potion
In reality I hesitate mid-motion
For the floor's a graveyard of cans and cups
But which one's poison which is Gamer Sups?!

Oh the glow of the monitor barely breaks through
Revealing chaos but not the clues

In a wasteland of my own shaping
Bladder empty thirst unabating
Oh, every sip a gamble I'm taking
Will I drink a liquid of my own making?

Piles of wrappers like a plastic tide
Pizza box mountains I build with pride
Clock's been silent since the battery died
Don't know the day don't know the time

Will I taste regret on my tongue tonight?
Is it beer, is it soda or my own urine (It's his own urine)
Ah!

In a wasteland of my own shaping
Bladder empty thirst unabating
Oh, every sip a gamble I'm taking
Will I drink a liquid of my own making?

Bottles whisper secrets I can't decode
Do I drink for survival or wait till I know
Life reduced to a guessing game
Screw it! Let's try one, no need to hesitate

Yuck! Disgusting!

Wasteland Survival

A song about failing to make money in OSRS/RuneScape.

Lyrics:
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I mined the rocks till my fingers bled
Iron and coal, dreams of riches ahead
My pickaxe echoed through the night
But the gold stayed hidden out of sight

Chasing gold
Chasing dreams
Every plan ain't what it seems
From the mines to the seas to the market stalls
I've tried it all, I've tried it all
Oh I've tried it all

I fished the rivers
The lobsters
The trout
Hoped the ocean would help me out
The nets came back with silver scales
But the bank stayed light my plan still fails

Cutting yews
Fletching bows
Searching for a way no one knows

Chasing gold
Chasing dreams
Every plan ain't what it seems
From the trees to the beasts to the crafting halls
I've tried it all, I've tried it all
Oh I've tried it all

I smelt the ores
I cooked the meat
I farmed the herbs
Ran on weary feet
Treasure trails and boss fights too
Yet every route left me feeling screwed

So I say no more I've done my time
I've had enough it's crossed the line
Letting go of wealth's elusive chase
No more running, no more rat race
I've traded stress for simple peace
Found freedom in this sweet release
A new day now, it's time for fun
In giving up, my new life has begun

Unmaking Money

A song about the time spent in OSRS doing various activities.

Lyrics:
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My grind begins
The fire ignites
An axe swings through endless nights
Mining veins of ancient ore
Crafting gems, slaying hoards

In shadows deep
A thief does tread
Fingers swift
No pocket spared
Through forests dark
A hunter stalks
Catching beasts
I conquer all

Agility—bounding through the air
Herblore—potions brewed with care
Farming fields through day and night
Construction builds my fortress' might

The eternal grind (grind)
My skills align
Attack, defence, strength divine
My blood (Through blood)
My sweat (Through sweat)
My endless pain
Old School glory shall remain!

Two tick fishing thanks to rats
One tick cooking, finger cracks
Runes are carved with mystic arts
Magic burns all through my heart

Prayer points—blessed wine mixed with bone
Hit points—resist my tombstone
Fletching—feathers, I need more
PVP forevermore

The eternal grind (grind)
My skills align
Attack, defence, strength divine
My blood (Through blood)
My sweat (Through sweat)
My endless pain
Old School glory shall remain

The eternal grind (grind)
Our skills align
Attack, defence, strength divine
Our blood (Our blood)
Our sweat (Our sweat)
Our endless pain
Old School glory shall remain! (Oh, Old School glory shall remain)

Oh, Old School glory shall remain

Oh, Old School glory shall remain

The Eternal Grind

A song about the Fight Cave in OSRS/RuneScape.

Lyrics:
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Watched fights for hours, my insight grew
While in the caves a darkness brewed
A beast so great, oh me oh my
With just one hit I'd surely die
But I've trained for months, now it's my time
That pizza cape I'll claim as mine
The monsters swarm but I'll not tire
Oh I barely even feel the fire

The fight is long, the waves are cruel
But I've got a secret, I've got a tool

Yes I’m not afraid, I'll make my stand
A plug-in reveals the monsters' plan
Another maps the waves I'll face
Yet another tracks the health I erase

Oh, victory is in my hands
For RuneLite shows me where to stand
My goal in sight, TzHaar I smite
My shadow looming in their sight
I conquer all through strength and might
And RuneLite

TzTok-Jad roars, a titan’s might
He thinks he’ll win this fearsome fight
But I’ve got markers, tiles that gleam
A secret helper, the perfect scheme
I keep my distance, senses keen
Watching which way Jad will lean
He slams the ground and cracks appear
I pray ranged, have nothing to fear
He rears up, fire spewing forth
So I pray magic to block of course

Oh, with every prayer
Only zeros will I bear

I'll claim my cape when this is done
Then start again and slay for fun

As waves climb I bide my time
Oh none can stop me, this Fight Cave is mine

Victory is in my hands
For RuneLite shows me where to stand
My goal in sight, TzHaar I smite
My shadow looming in their sight
I conquer all through strength and might
Oh, victory is in my hands
For RuneLite shows me where to stand
My goal in sight, TzHaar I smite
My shadow looming in their sight
I conquer all through strength and might
And RuneLite

Through Strength And Might (And RuneLite)

A song about filling up your bank with stuff.

Lyrics:
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Granite helmets
Candy canes
Choc milk buckets
Forgotten gains
Every trinket tells a tale
Can't forget my first dragon mail

My first rune bar
First rune scimitar
My first kebab
Still in my first bank tab
My first dragon hide
Loot I stole from some guy
Dozens of purple dyes
I pick them up as I walk by

Bank slots full
I can’t decide
What to keep
Or cast aside

I hoard it all
Can’t let go!
What if tomorrow
I’ll need that bow?
A thousand ores
Piles of seeds
Oh I can’t discard my future needs

Arrow tips
Abyssal whips
Crossbow stocks
Unfired pots
Random boots
Piles of roots
Dragon bones
Uncut gemstones

Jar of eyes
Redberry pies
Chef's delight
Unused blurite
Asgarnian ale
Ivandis flail
Severed leg
Easter egg

Overloaded
Yet I cling
For every scrap's
A precious thing

I hoard it all
Can’t let go
What if tomorrow
I’ll need that bow?
A thousand ores
Piles of seeds
Oh I can’t discard my future needs

I hoard it all
Can’t let go
What if tomorrow
I’ll need that bow?
A thousand ores
Piles of seeds
Oh I can’t discard my future needs

I hoard it all

Hoard It All

FIRST INSTALLMENT OF CRY WACHI IS HERE! HUGE LOVE TO https://soundcloud.com/itsdylanmatthew FOR THIS ONE!

One More Level... And Quest

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