This was so much fun. Thanks for having me, it came out amazing!

Is this experimental flow, I see??? GREAT job my dude. Keep it up! I'm so excited for what you've got in store.

Not really into the modern Minecraft scene and not into politics either (obviously) but I really liked this battle! Was expecting Seth to play Trump tho. I do like the flow too! Nice battle!

WTF IS THIS IM FUCKING DEAD THIS IS TO FUNNY

THIS IS FIREEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Someone needs to animate this entire thing

The Upload

This battle is amazing and since I had the beat, I decided to do a cover of it. This is also the first cover I'm doing with the SM7B so that's based. Anyways, the next RBA is super close to being done but for now, enjoy the cover. :)

Petscop Vs. Pokemon Dead Channel (GamingPlush64 Cover)

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J Morris the Review Guy and Light as Freddy Krueger
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...​
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...​

Freshy Kanal as Pennywise

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Fel and HippieRat

Drawings by:
CyanCoat

Beat Produced by:
Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Mastered by:
Sebb

Lyrics:

Freddy:
Laying you down to sleep, for 2 decades of your own hell
It looks like Wise is lacking luck, let’s throw a Penny in the well
It’s prime time for a rap battle, bitch, 
dip you into shame down to the bottom of your silk suit.
Yea, Sticks and stones can break my bones, 
But words? We both know they kill you.
So drop this beat on your breath when I beat you to death
The makeup on your head will match up with your bed
Cuz my dreams are a threat, while the screams that you get
Make this spider a joke, it's a meme on the web
You ain’t hot shit like Curry, now you're a swedish-
all you can eat dish, bon appetit, bitch!
You’ll end up like your first monstrosity
Now the fucker’s chairbound, can’t stand up like your comedy

Pennywise:
And here comes...Freddy’s.. New..
Nightmare, biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy
Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets
Stuck in the 80’s, reboot fucked up 
You’re officially the leader of the boomer’s club
I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured
They should replace you with the baby from "Freddy got fingered"
But the Nightmares won't be coming back soon
You're out of your airtime. Do you want a balloon?
You kept up in ruining children til Jason mutilated your character
Now the question is who would win here? 
The Alien or the Sexual Predator?
Swiss cheese lookin motherfucker walkin on my streets
I’ve always been the king of Derry, you’re the Dairy Queen
Cuz I never was a killer to hop on your boat, dude
So you better get high, I make standards float too!
You're dated, so listen up 
you aged and you couldn’t stop
Your face replicates your plot 
a game of connect the dots!
Your rating is severed, flopped; 
they made like your head and dropped
The same as popcorn I brought, 
you raised, blew up and p-p-popped

Children: 
1,2, Freddy’s coming for you
3,4, better lock- 

Freddy:
My count rounds out to a thousand, you're grouchy 
Left people howling more about your idiot townies
You’re not even allowed the best clown flick
in the same fucking year your lousy sequel came out in
You're scared of Maturin', and so your M. O.'s eternal
You'd shit your sewers when you see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Bitch! Taking a nap and I got your soul on a hook
You're helping me slaughter people by making them read your book
So It looks a little stormy for your sewer orgy
You didn’t reign before me! 
I’m the GOAT, you’re horny!
I’ll stick to spreadin’ teens over bed sheets
While you’re left melting into a puddle, how’s that for a wet dream?

Pennywise:
You’re more of a downfall than Maine storms to my main form
Your last one turned out like I ate your writers in a brainstorm
Go sleeping on these flows
I'll have Freddy's battle weapons shredded to Eddie's medicine
So he dreams of gazebos!
Tongue twist a buttkiss like your final girl did.
It’s a multiplayer game when you’re in my world, bitch!
I’d say go cry to your daddy, ‘fore you eternally rest.
But your mailbox couldn't carry the paternity tests

Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger - Rap Battle!

Against the Injustice (Undyne Medley - Undertale Remix)

Donald Trump:
It’s the 45, ready to own in this debate
Against a baby hanging douche, I’ll do nothing but spit hate
Your little Schlattcoins are nothing to my millions, you can’t doubt it
Trump getting Trumped? Not if I have anything to say about it
I hold the best gatherings, your one festival fell to pieces
Reminding me of Portland, I’d start funding some police quick 
Dream ain’t here to stop all your fails, there’s no chance you’re gonna prevail 
Take your place, then have both you and Hillary rotting in jail!
Your arc’s over, not like anyone's still supporting your cause
I don’t need a funny mic just to get my point across
You get killed so often, Sleepy Joe’s looking more alive
You were rendered powerless when that royal piggy arrived (believe me) 

Jschlatt:
Don’t care if it’s incomplete, I’m tearing your wall down
‘Cuz Manberg’s land shall expand once I’ve beaten this bald clown
The Art of The Deal wasn’t even in your own words
So I wouldn’t be shocked if “Little Pimp” ghost wrote that verse
And honestly, you should check your latest ERB
Maybe then you’ll understand why you shouldn't have gone first
By far the worst president that our country’s ever seen
Take some of my quotes, since we all know that you can't rehearse
Keeping the SMP exciting, with rare signs of infighting
Your power you’re misapplying, just to crack down on rioting
You dare insult Schlattcoin?! I made my markets on my own
Whilst you’d be nothing if papa didn’t give you a “small” loan

Donald Trump:
(WRONG!)
You only got in power thanks to a coalition
Useless without your peers; call yourself a politician?

Jschlatt:
You mention my coalition, but let's go back to 2017
The Russians rigged so you'd get the dub, call you the pre-Fundy

Fundy:
Hey!

Jschlatt:
You said we’d never see you again if you lost
SO GET ‘IM OUT OF HERE! Since it’s what everyone wants

Donald Trump:
‘Least my buildings will still stand, none of your empire is left
And now this battle shall end up more anticlimactic than your death

(Jschlatt pulls out a diamond sword)

Donald Trump:
Wait wha-

(Jschlatt kills Trump with a diamond sword in one swing)

Jschlatt:
Hahahahahaha! MAN, now that was easy!

(trident riptide sound)

Technoblade:
Down with the government!

Jschlatt:
Aw, god damn it.

(Jschlatt is killed by a firework arrow from Technoblade’s crossbow)

@seth-wisniewski-1 as Jschlatt
@zawesome27 as Donald Trump
King Mewtwo as Fundy and Technoblade
Little Pimp as himself
Beat by 2Deep
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help/Chiseling by @da-boi-psytube
Cover Art by @amazingrabi
Mixed by GlitchDude of @user-178281701
Next Battle Hint: On a Roll (ft. Alex M.)

Jschlatt vs Donald Trump. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

LYRICS

SpinDashPro:
What you're about to see will be total destruction! 
Tails, not now, I'm trying to deliver an introduction 
What, against the guy from 2010
Who only serves as a footnote for nerds who browse on the web? Yeah!
Your mic’s the only peak you reached, your sound’s soundin’ stressed!
Leave it to the 14 year old to go and spout some nonsense
You're already used to throwing, dude, your house is a mess
Aged about 3 years and then went down with your trend! 
My content will forever remain iconic
Your content’s TedTalking why people hate Sonic
And who’s the choice of guy on your back that you’ve chosen?
I thought we already took down SuperMarioLogan

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
I’ve had it up to here with your fricking spitting!
‘Least all my fans didn’t think I’m fricking missing!
It’s funny how my content’s the one you’re fricking dissing
‘Cause yours devolved to Sonic fan-frick-tion!
You attack like you're so fricking harmful
But your rhyming sounds like you're tripping marbles!
And I’m tired of having to deal with the trolls and haters
My shots frick you up like “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER”
Paused production and the fans grew older
You run a track as well as a Krazy Koster
Fricking pull in Knuckles and you’re still punching out 
So make like all your old videos and cut it ou-

SpinDashPro:
Raps flunking like the 2DS, but I guess two really suits too
Must be drinking disappearing ink, I can see right through you
But hey, it’s bold of you to embrace what you used to be, it’s cool to see
Then you wouldn’t have changed much if you quit YouTube!

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
Me quitting YouTube? You’re one to talk
You fricking shooed off of the platform and dropped
You’re not good with comebacks, just look at your growth, man!
I’d switch the channel to a different cooking program

CREDITS 

GamingPlush64 As Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Shimario As Tails
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ
Fightmarker as sammyclassicsonicfan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
Mixed and mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

SpinDashPro vs. Sammyclassicsonicfan - Rap Battle

WoodenHornets as Popee the Performer 
Alex M. as Jack Walten 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by Oofie, Cri, KCToons, MaviKartal2003, M&Mattie, and RNG
Research done by Spidey Fam and _misfitMADNESS_
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by KingEF
Beat re-arranged and edited by Evrywunzf8vrite
Additional instruments by Evrywunzf8vrite
Flow test by Oofie and RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Popee the Performer (0:12)
Hey ya kiddos! Now our next great trick is to flow
In a rap off with our special guest, and he's here to show...
How to be cut out the picture, Photoshop can't fix the loss ya faced
Already a pussy like Felix, SO DITCH THIS ‘FORE YOU’RE SET ABLAZE! (BRRAHHH!)
I don't expect much from what you've written (BRAH!)
Seeing your posters, no shit that you're missin' (BRAH!)
Paint you purple, guy, my sickness’ appallin' (BRAH!)
‘Cause I got cold blows, put the “Walt” in WALTen! (BRAH!)
In a duel, I drop kills! (Ay!) You do it like Sophie: popped pills! (Ay!)
Explains why you thought rabbit animatronics would actually offer thrills!
“Was that the bite of 87?!” Nope! He's biting off of Cawthon
Marking on overused Chuck E. Cheese-y tropes that have gotten rotten
This Jack’s gone mad in his head, but I wouldn't call you Torrance
WHEN YOUR BUSINESS’ THE ONE THAT’S BEEN AXED FOR DODGY PERFORMANCE!
 
Jack Walten (0:49)
….Hello, who is this? Why’d I need to pick up the phone?
Where are my children, I thought they'd be watching this show
What’d you mean crashed and burned? NO! DON’T LIE TO ME!
The only thing that's done that’s the violent teen ON MY SCREEN!
Who let this thing on air? I've been trying to find the point
But when relevance dropped behind the scenes in 2003
The lesser copy Poppy popped back up and still couldn’t rock joints
Now kids only suck up to this candy cane through Animation Memes!
This Bunny Smiles, yet an insecure kid’s what you reflect
Kedamodo won't be the only cast abused once I have you in check 
This misfit Barbie fits missed, so head back to your Dream House
Couldn't make cuts like your sis, there's no crown on this weak clown!

Popee the Performer (1:25)
When it comes to off-ing masked bitches, you know I’m cravin’ flesh
But with your fuckin’ grin, looks like Jerma took up shavin' heads! (Hehe!)
I'm packed full of acts, your tapes ain't engaging in the slightest
I'm getting ‘74 flashbacks, since you’re not gonna survive this!
It's obvious I got the dub in the bag, while you try to lurk in one
You look like dead meat but you're already dead beat, and that's really rough!
You exchanged your bonds with your kids for promoting your Bon stuff (Yup!)
But it’s too late to mourn and cry, as their life's lines fell flat like this dumb fuck! (HAH!)

Jack Walten (1:50)
Your edgy humor has grown tired, so it makes sense for this party prick
To wear a lab coat, like a reverse femboy Harley Quinn
When someone performed way better, you go and Wreck-it-Ralphie
‘Cause your fuse is shorter than your earnings; no wonder the budget fell, see
I puzzle minds through my videos, what's good from this carney?
Guessing whether you're a he or she... is your most compelling ARG
With your silent slapstick coated with disturbing deaths on-screen
Your act should be: “Charlie Chaplin and the Chocolate Factory” 
No matter how you try to top me, still a big letdown to Papi
Your demographic’s as clear as the existence of your Mami! 
Showbear couldn’t bear your show, you Happy Tree Freak only causes fear
Extremely Un-Lucky for you, CHEER UP AND PLAY BUNNY FARM HERE…

Popee the Performer:
Did Freaky stuff to your wife, from the disposal of her body
Said  “She will be beautiful”, lying is very nauuughty! (laugh)
Well it’s alright, since you’ll get to meet her again soon…
Once I leave you bloody like your family tree; HOW’S THAT SUIT YOU?!
(Popee laughs)

Jack Walten vs Popee The Performer - Rap Clash!

Soldier : Matt Raichous
Sarge : RaccoonBroBA

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Southern%20Dudes.mp3
Beat Prod by : Slantize
Written by Kamren, Creep Switch and MetaMachine
Mixed by : Oofie

RAP BATTLE

SOLDIER
VS
SARGE

BEGIN!

Soldier :
Stand at attention maggot! Let this Soldier show you how it's done
When I take on your entire squadron one by one
If Church wanted you to live, God would not have created me
So when I drop you dead with this beat, a deadbeat will give me infinity!
You're one third of who I am, repping the U.S of A
Like a true american, I'll dominate this space race
What's the point of the mask, Chief? Come at me face to face
So I can see you begging for your life, give you a Halo update
Can't take down my Meta game when you could never reach my heights
Know when I’m through, you and Lopez can join the heads that I piked!
You fought a nonexistent war, I’ve brawled BLU for over a decade
What did you expect facing me? Mercenaries leave sim troops played!


Sarge :
I know you wanted war but we sure that verse ain't your first draft?
Must've pulled the pins off your grenades to blow up a track that fast
I'd go back to your past, but your actions leave me more confused
Backstabbed his best friend just to sing his sad blues?
Doe's nuts! More so than Donut, did Medic have you overdosed?
Maybe hire Tex to take your heavy gal off your payload
You've brought shame upon your honor with medals of lost lives
Your expiration date is always a good day to die!

Soldier :
Like when your series dropped to Zero? Better watch your blinded preaches
A sentence from Sun Tzu topples all three of your lame ass speeches
Boys, we have a hypocrite! Let’s look at your recent seasons
From what I've seen in fifteen, I’ll charge a false Sergeant for treason!
Be happy I brought my shovel, now you can have another funeral
Denying the threat in front of you just proves that you’re delusional!
‘Cuz if this were a real battle, I’d just have to call up Boomstick
So I can off his father more embarrassingly than Caboose did

Sarge : 
Come on, was that it? My men left me more impressed
Forget O'Malley and bread tumors, I'm the one who infects!
Why don't you take your bazooka and launch yourself outta this battle
I'd side with Blue sooner before listen to your nonexistent babble
When my time comes, eulogies from my men put me to rest
When on your deathbed, you'd waste your time to teleport bread?
But seeing your market value, I guess it's clear you're desperate to gain dough
I'm running tracks on my roadhog, 'bout to leave a road-killed Jane Doe!
Brilliant with passwords, your fortress is outdated, it seems
So many hackers in your servers all your game modes' Mann vs Machines!
I'm the engineer 'round these parts, so don't take this too hard
Knocked you off your hightower, you just got Sarged!

Soldier and Sarge :
I’d rather recruit a Blue than this Full Mental Ratchet!
Seeing me as superior is something that should be a habit!
You’re a disgrace to uniform anyway, you hack it!
I beat this disgusting, pathetic, smelly maggot!

The Soldier vs Sarge (Red vs Blue) - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & RaccoonBroVA)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Jofinity as Berdly
AlaskanSam as Brian Griffin
Beat produced by Epistra
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Oofie
Thumbnail by SPM
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Berdly: 
You must be jealous in my presence and my neverending glory
The closest you’ll get to an “A” is your D-tier stories!
But I get it, you’re pathetic and that’s why you want to lose to me
No matter! I’ll have you subtracted and I’ll do it beautifully!
Attempted to attend Brown, then you got kicked out 
So now you’re down, trudging about in the Griffin house
I take one look at your life, and it’s not really pleasant 
At this point, it’s clear that not all dogs go to Heaven
Drinking.. smoking… suicidal cheapskate
Leave me.. broken?.. I got a clean slate
Series.. sloping.. far from success
While not even martinis could make this suck-up suck less

Brian:
Am I pitted against Twitter? I mean, this isn’t a fair fight
Just another dumbass tryna get me off the air, right?
You’re just a cheesy dweeb that dreams to appease his Queen
But even she leaves when this meme schemes into the scene

Berdly:
Jeez, got no bark or bite when push comes to shove
I guess the car that hit you’s Faster Than the Speed of Love!
Think that you get deep? How do you get sleep?
Can’t act for crap, so how’s your son doing, you deadbeat?
Not Adult Swimming anymore, you’re in the kid’s end
I bet the only thing this loser plays is women!
You’ll never amount to my intellect with your actions
Just a distant Number 3 when my Halbird leaves you in fractions!

Brian:
Who are you to talk about bad writing?
You Delta-Ruined your storyline and relationships
I wouldn’t be surprised that whenever this fad’s fighting
He’d just give me a dump of information, bitch
My personal accomplishments will blow you out the water
I ran for mayor and I’m a bestselling author
You barely won a spelling bee because your friend felt bad for you
And now you’re screwed, because you became an ass with that attitude

Berdly:
Dog wishes he could bone the wife of the guy that owns him
You’ll always be alone, I’ll get Noelle to leave you frozen
You may try to psyche me out, but I know your life’s a tragedy
For I have something that you’ll never have!! A LOVING FAMILY!

Brian:
Whose leg I gotta hump to get a good verse?
Can’t come to terms that you’re a failure because the truth hurts
You wanna create a Smartopia for you and your friend,
But that plan went down the drain when your “dream” came to an end
Take a toke of Smart Smoke and maybe learn to write too
You go down so easy, even a baby could fight you
You claim to calculate your moves, but there’s not any evidence
Call this Snowgrave, and there won’t be a statue of remembrance 
You’re under that facade of using percents of your power,
Maybe I’d believe you if you’ve ever even showered
Couldn’t ring a bell with Noelle, got nothing to reign over
This gamer’s lost once again, another Game’s Over

Berdly vs Brian Griffin - Rap Cypher #18

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
RAID: Shadow Legends - Freshy Kanal
NordVPN - Snakebite126​
Squarespace - Michael Stark
Skillshare - SimplyRazzy
Audible - Eric The Audible
Raycons - Commander Jacob
Dollar Shave Club - swizkii
Loot Crate - Fightmarker
Honey - K.C.
G-Fuel - Matthew Thomas

Written By: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Seth, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Matthew Thomas, Ultimate145, Quinoa & Mason G

Produced By: raccobeats, Anywaywell, InsaneBeatz, Epistra, Prophecy Productions, Kevin MacLeod, & Kustom

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo & Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13CIRpJEdeQ_zMIzL1bxwqEm-DJzZBzxAfNyWvdVptTg/edit?usp=sharing

RAID: Shadow Legends vs. NordVPN | Live Rap Battles

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

--------------------------------------------------------------
CREDITS:
Written By: EricTheAudible
Mixed and Mastered By: Freshy Kanal
Additional Help By: Commander Jacob
Thumbnail: Michael Stark Media
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John Cena:
Your time is up, my time is now
Left the network standing high and proud
Check the net worth, yeah I’m thriving now (ay)
You can’t see me, I’m rhyming now

Heavyweight competitor to hollywood superstar
With a meme that’s more relevant both of your movies are
I’m the franchise, front cover even when I’m solo
Gotcha lost in the shadow of another logo

I’ll beat the people’s champ, your stupid prequel and
See how your measly screams compare to Cena’s fans
Bring your demon creatures, I’ll be knocking their lights
When the doctor of thuganomics is dropping the Mike

And the only way you could ever be a comedian’s when your rapping on the beat, so go on and make me laugh now
Matter of fact, get your fat friend for a tag team - I’ll take both your asses to the smackdown

Mike Wazowski:
With your title on the line, you oughta think
Cause I’m a beast with the pen like it’s Monster’s Ink (get it)

If me and my bud ever chose your door and busted in
We’d only see you getting pumped on the drugs you binge
Then hear you talkin’ bout how you always loved the kids
Well F.U. - that’s an attitude adjust-a-ment

Just a minute, I can’t tell who I am up against, 
your tough guy facade is practically dead to me
Made big bucks, you had kiddies and schmucks convinced, 
but imma bury you worse than the Fred movies

The brand’s baby overgrew his managerial carriage
You left the ring and still can’t handle a marriage
Now he’s dissing my comedy, look who's talkin’?
Your acting chops are a real chip off the Rock’s Johnson


Aaand you know what Sully? Whatever happened to the patriot flexing on the TV?
Now you bow to China and plead with them like “You can’t CCP me!”
Look, I’ve seen some ugly fellas in my profession, eyeball them in my spare time
But the scarefloor can’t prepare me for the horror that is your hairline!

John Cena:
I’ll have made another wish when I finish you
Cause I help sick kids, kids are sick of you
Send you packing to Disney’s Netflix
Stomp the green out your ass like you were the Nexus

And the next thing you know, I’ll regret what I said
Cause that’s hustle, loyalty and respect for the dead
But according to the tips that I got from your mrs.
You’re well versed to giving into submissions


Mike Wazowski:
I’M WITH THE CEO, show some respect please
Put those Jorts back where they came from or so help me (so help me!)
I’ve heard your’re raps are weak - it seems history repeats
Go back to appropriating black culture and try to catch some heat

Central Rap Battles: Mike Wazowski vs John Cena

Vinny as Leafy
Quizz as Jimmy
Written by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by InsaneBeatz

LEAFYISHERE:
What’s up guys, today I’m battling this guy, JimmyHere
But I’m not playing your games of laugh and lose, so lemme make it clear
You bursting into laughter shouldn’t be how this bout ends
But with the way you hold it back, you’re practically Jimmy Fallon
You got a pedo stache and a beanie hat
And a couch for the cast for repeating laughs
Think you’ll beat me? Cap. You just repeat gags
Such a bitch in fact, you’re a Doogal looking ass

JIMMY HERE:
MODS! Who let this guy get submitted to the stream?
I’m here for good content, not Mr No Chin McGee
If you wanna clap back Jimmy, that acting’s psychopathic
You target children, but that’s your main demographic 
You cyber bully, you think you break new grounds?
Your “roasts” boils down to “You should Kill Yourself… NOW”
I’m just built different, this fight’s just not fair
Because I making you quiver like: JIMMY HERE JUMPSCARE 

LEAFYISHERE:
Damn, I knew those lines were gonna be shitty
But holy shit, I can’t tell what the fuck you were thinking
Like your photos in the mirror, this’ll be a piece of cake
Mentioning jumpscares but I literally make you “quake”
The only W you ever got was in the second grade
While for commentary YouTubers, I literally set the stage
You’ll take a nosedive when I smoke you like a cigarette 
Just letting videos play and they call me Daily Dose of Internet?
You’re falling harder than 5’7 dudes getting out of bed
Motherfuckers IQ tells me he was dropped on his head
You wanna not laugh, I too want you to say less
Because your lines are more forced than the gag about the maid dress
I can destroy cringe channels and end careers in seconds
You watch unfunny videos, and oh, I ought to mention
He’s gotta bait with money for the submissions channels being used
So hurry your bars up, bitch, I wanna bleach my eyes from seeing you

JIMMY HERE:
While you put people down, I keep YouTube splendid
Call me the Filmora logo, cause I’m about to end this
Going through your videos, what I can finally conclude
Is that you’re just mid like It’s Wednesday My Dudes! (AAAAAA)
Your channel was taken down but now I’m leaving you retired 
Cause you have no game and Leaf a lot to be desired 
My lines are fresh like a mint: Ayo, What the dog doin?
Cause I keep the audience excited: Ayo, What the pog doin?
In this face off between Here to Here
I’m simply just not here to hear
You make fun of kids from peer to peer
But when I roast you, you appear to fear
Doesn’t take much for me to leave leafy as a corpse
Thinking you’re winning? You must be trippin like Gorp
Time to coom to your senses, I put on the better show
It’s hard not to laugh at such a laughable foe (Hahahahahahaha)

JimmyHere vs LeafyIsHere Early Audio

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Shaggy Rogers vs. Ron Stoppable - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

Writing: Shimario, Fightmarker, and ColeDaCole 
TN by Fightmarker
Cole as The Miner; Beat by Smoke
Raichous as The Leprechaun; Beat by Marsad Men
Mixed by Mightfarker
LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HhWiHn9bsA2Zy4DqawMOk3IjSEh_4ZmGiH44WdgIjxs/edit?usp=sharing

My Bloody Valentine vs The Leprechaun. rap battle. by fightmarker.

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

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