King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Donald Trump:
It’s the 45, ready to own in this debate
Against a baby hanging douche, I’ll do nothing but spit hate
Your little Schlattcoins are nothing to my millions, you can’t doubt it
Trump getting Trumped? Not if I have anything to say about it
I hold the best gatherings, your one festival fell to pieces
Reminding me of Portland, I’d start funding some police quick 
Dream ain’t here to stop all your fails, there’s no chance you’re gonna prevail 
Take your place, then have both you and Hillary rotting in jail!
Your arc’s over, not like anyone's still supporting your cause
I don’t need a funny mic just to get my point across
You get killed so often, Sleepy Joe’s looking more alive
You were rendered powerless when that royal piggy arrived (believe me) 

Jschlatt:
Don’t care if it’s incomplete, I’m tearing your wall down
‘Cuz Manberg’s land shall expand once I’ve beaten this bald clown
The Art of The Deal wasn’t even in your own words
So I wouldn’t be shocked if “Little Pimp” ghost wrote that verse
And honestly, you should check your latest ERB
Maybe then you’ll understand why you shouldn't have gone first
By far the worst president that our country’s ever seen
Take some of my quotes, since we all know that you can't rehearse
Keeping the SMP exciting, with rare signs of infighting
Your power you’re misapplying, just to crack down on rioting
You dare insult Schlattcoin?! I made my markets on my own
Whilst you’d be nothing if papa didn’t give you a “small” loan

Donald Trump:
(WRONG!)
You only got in power thanks to a coalition
Useless without your peers; call yourself a politician?

Jschlatt:
You mention my coalition, but let's go back to 2017
The Russians rigged so you'd get the dub, call you the pre-Fundy

Fundy:
Hey!

Jschlatt:
You said we’d never see you again if you lost
SO GET ‘IM OUT OF HERE! Since it’s what everyone wants

Donald Trump:
‘Least my buildings will still stand, none of your empire is left
And now this battle shall end up more anticlimactic than your death

(Jschlatt pulls out a diamond sword)

Donald Trump:
Wait wha-

(Jschlatt kills Trump with a diamond sword in one swing)

Jschlatt:
Hahahahahaha! MAN, now that was easy!

(trident riptide sound)

Technoblade:
Down with the government!

Jschlatt:
Aw, god damn it.

(Jschlatt is killed by a firework arrow from Technoblade’s crossbow)

@seth-wisniewski-1 as Jschlatt
@zawesome27 as Donald Trump
King Mewtwo as Fundy and Technoblade
Little Pimp as himself
Beat by 2Deep
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help/Chiseling by @da-boi-psytube
Cover Art by @amazingrabi
Mixed by GlitchDude of @user-178281701
Next Battle Hint: On a Roll (ft. Alex M.)

Jschlatt vs Donald Trump. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

General Grievous:
Jack Massey Welsh. You are a bold one.
Your severed head will be sold as a Mushion
Hopeless in PVP, yet you dare step to me?
You’d need WURST or Sigma for a slight chance at victory
This Sith flows sick like I've got bronchitis
You collect others’ play buttons because you hardly get subscribers
And one of your biggest channels tells people not to bother,
but I suppose you were only in it for the 100,000 dollars
Couldn't shield my sabers with Level 4 Protection
Your puny pixel weapons have no place in my collection
You're used to having ideas robbed, so your victory I shall steal
Not even TommyInnit can save you, as now I’ll make you die for real!

JackSucksAtLife:
In this video, Grievous will meet the tip of my cleaver
And afterwards I’ll be a fourth time world record achiever
I’m used to putting freaky skeletons like you to rest
So now you’ll get plugged harder than a Factions reset
Had your moment in Revenge of Sith, but it didn't last
Your time on screen was about as long as me and Cal’s podcast
You can't mess with Massey, I got J-Dawg on my side
And I’ll be dishing out rhymes like how he spreads them good vibes
Me dog Flossy’s blind in one eye, but even she could see 
That with all those arm edits, you couldn’t clutch up against me
Go ask Willz or Ace, in diss wars I always win
Your legacy abandoned ship and is now in the Kar-bin

General Grievous:
(Hah!)
“Abandon ship?” Like when your Skycade videos retired?
And half of those diss tracks were carried by a gig on Fiverr
I stand tall; like Kai, you’re coming up short
Be glad I'm giving you a reply — unlike creator support

JackSucksAtLife:
Bundled with other prequel memes, your actual feats have been forgotten
Quit it with your spitting, fans prefer you when you're coughing
I'd continue to hack and slash with more fiery raps,
but it seems like Obi-Wan already took out this trash.

King Mewtwo as JackSucksAtLife
@raccoonbro-775578010 as General Grievous
Beat by Ihaksi
Written and Mixed by King Mewtwo
Cover Art by Oofie of @user-517923206

JackSucksAtLife vs General Grievous. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

To celebrate the release of FighterZ in the UK, I made this: A royale of the best DBZ video games!

Check out the video if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2aFDXo7P4s

Budokai Tenkaichi 3:
The granddad of DBZ games has come to dismiss
An overrated clone, who thinks he’s all top shit
I’m the childhood of fans, do people even play you at all?
Win this Dynamite Battle with a single Death Ball
You stole from my combat, without me you wouldn’t be here
Hit you with a Burst Rush, blast ya till you disappear 
Just like unlocking King Cold, it’s difficult to beat me
Won't be needing a Password to ensure victory

Raging Blast 2:
Raging Blast-ing into this duel, y’all know who it is
Beat you down to low health, and Supernova you to bits
My combos are highly advanced, all of yours are the same 
People have to learn just one character, and they’ve mastered your game
Your online mode is trash, plus it’s Wii exclusive
Sure I took from your concept, but I sure as hell improved it!
Your game only got good because of mods, yeah I said it
My rhymes are like my Team Combos, cuz’ you’re going down in one hit!

Xenoverse:
When it comes to best DBZ games, you know I’m placed first 
Get your Super Guard up, because now you’ve entered the Xenoverse
I’m fun and challenging, diversify when I require skill
Prepare To Be Punished, just one Spirit Sword and you’re killed
Blast 2 ain’t that great, it doesn’t even have a story mode
I’m The Saviour who’s Come, while you both Meteor Blow
My New rapping Project is testing the strength of my bars
With a Big Bang Attack, I’ll obliterate you like Mira

FighterZ:
Step aside you weaklings, it’s the new kid on the block
Talking about ‘skill’? Xenoverse is one to talk!
Even when I wasn’t out, look at the Unreal hype I created
Won’t have to attack Xeno, since it died when it was last updated
Screw 3D, 2.5D is enough for me to be amazing
I’ll grab you and...Hakai! You’ve been obliterated!
I won’t feel Guilty Gear when I Hell Strike the competition 
Destructive Finish! Now bow down to the newest generation!

Cast:
@multisupervids as Budokai Tenkaichi 3
@boris01-2 as Raging Blast 2
Pro Killstreak Australium Sniper Rifle as Xenoverse
Unknown Anime Girl as FighterZ
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Mixed by F00PZ
Cover Art by King Mewtwo

Budokai Tenkaichi 3 vs Raging Blast 2. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Actually happy with how a non-AVDB battle came out this time

Check out the video if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQn4BcBcXhM

Blastoise:
I’ve got the Mega Stones to hit you harder than Donny’s stick
Give you bruises that even your Healing Factor can’t fix 
I’m Mega Launching my scalds, leaving you Venu-sore
You’re looking Shellshocked from my deadly rapping roar
I’ll leave more than a Splinter, I’m a true War-turtle 
Your name means ‘Strong as the Lion’? I could beat you as a Squirtle
Doesn’t take the ‘dex to know that you’ve got Bad Blood with your bros
But I'll wash it all away with my Hydro Pump flow!

Leonardo:
It’s the leader of the Turtles up against a blatant Fraud!
I’ll knock the specs off a dropout from the Squirtle Squad
Your torrent ain’t enough, because I’m green like grass
So I’ll Low Kick you hard; I’m game at booting Foot ass
Gary didn’t choose right, I’ll leave you looking Blue
How does it feel that people pick Charizard over you?
Your cannons won’t Shell Smash, you’re bound to be a goner
Let’s see your tiny claws go up against my katanas!

Light as Blastoise
FyxFynn as Leonardo
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo, Psytube and thelegion
Mixed by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Cover Art by Psytube

Blastoise vs Leonardo. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

The connection is odyssey HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARENT I SOOO CLEVER????Q!Q

bombasticSailor as Mario
Dan Castellaneta as Odysseus
Written by all my ex-girlfriends (so nobody LMAO)
Beat by a beatmaker idfk
Mixed by Boris Johnson

Le epic document containing the swag lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgVSacM6pS28t-vnEYa0hsmtdPUCOizZDY-8DSQkf7k/edit

Mario vs Odysseus. Epic Rap Battles of Fucking King Mewtwo and Shit

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

Michael Rosen vs Derek Savage. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

King Mewtwo Rap Battles

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