Damn, this was wonderful. I really liked Blastoise's voice. Both of the vox's did great and the lyrics were pretty clever, too. Flow was wonderful. Great job man! I'd love to be in one of your battles. If you happen to get a role for me feel free to DM me on discord. But yeah, great battle! :D

@kirbythatisred: np fynn, you did surprisingly good

King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Donald Trump:
It’s the 45, ready to own in this debate
Against a baby hanging douche, I’ll do nothing but spit hate
Your little Schlattcoins are nothing to my millions, you can’t doubt it
Trump getting Trumped? Not if I have anything to say about it
I hold the best gatherings, your one festival fell to pieces
Reminding me of Portland, I’d start funding some police quick 
Dream ain’t here to stop all your fails, there’s no chance you’re gonna prevail 
Take your place, then have both you and Hillary rotting in jail!
Your arc’s over, not like anyone's still supporting your cause
I don’t need a funny mic just to get my point across
You get killed so often, Sleepy Joe’s looking more alive
You were rendered powerless when that royal piggy arrived (believe me) 

Jschlatt:
Don’t care if it’s incomplete, I’m tearing your wall down
‘Cuz Manberg’s land shall expand once I’ve beaten this bald clown
The Art of The Deal wasn’t even in your own words
So I wouldn’t be shocked if “Little Pimp” ghost wrote that verse
And honestly, you should check your latest ERB
Maybe then you’ll understand why you shouldn't have gone first
By far the worst president that our country’s ever seen
Take some of my quotes, since we all know that you can't rehearse
Keeping the SMP exciting, with rare signs of infighting
Your power you’re misapplying, just to crack down on rioting
You dare insult Schlattcoin?! I made my markets on my own
Whilst you’d be nothing if papa didn’t give you a “small” loan

Donald Trump:
(WRONG!)
You only got in power thanks to a coalition
Useless without your peers; call yourself a politician?

Jschlatt:
You mention my coalition, but let's go back to 2017
The Russians rigged so you'd get the dub, call you the pre-Fundy

Fundy:
Hey!

Jschlatt:
You said we’d never see you again if you lost
SO GET ‘IM OUT OF HERE! Since it’s what everyone wants

Donald Trump:
‘Least my buildings will still stand, none of your empire is left
And now this battle shall end up more anticlimactic than your death

(Jschlatt pulls out a diamond sword)

Donald Trump:
Wait wha-

(Jschlatt kills Trump with a diamond sword in one swing)

Jschlatt:
Hahahahahaha! MAN, now that was easy!

(trident riptide sound)

Technoblade:
Down with the government!

Jschlatt:
Aw, god damn it.

(Jschlatt is killed by a firework arrow from Technoblade’s crossbow)

@seth-wisniewski-1 as Jschlatt
@zawesome27 as Donald Trump
King Mewtwo as Fundy and Technoblade
Little Pimp as himself
Beat by 2Deep
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help/Chiseling by @da-boi-psytube
Cover Art by @amazingrabi
Mixed by GlitchDude of @user-178281701
Next Battle Hint: On a Roll (ft. Alex M.)

Jschlatt vs Donald Trump. King Mewtwo Rap Battles


originally released May 31st, 2020. this one is non-canon (still good tho)


-PRODUCTION- 
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Dee
Flowtest by Rabi
Written by me and Jason Carreon

-CAST-
Dee as Luigi
Azia as Spooky

-LYRICS-

Spooky:
So this tall green replacement for a player really cares to fight?
Don't think I'm impressed, with a saucy stereotype
You're as bland and monochrome as your first games graphics 
Colorful? Flip birds, turtles, and some crabs kid
Polter as a suck up, one cardboard trick and you're missing
Spreading false history? Should transcend to your dissing
Committing suicide as a shadow sure fits you
But it seems it's just an edgy death screen on the menu

Luigi: 
Uhh- Mario? I didn't want to go against a ghost-
What if she traps me in a paintin' or something even worse
No, I have to be brave, and l don't really wanna boast
But if I beat a king thrice, I can beat a dress-up nurse…
Harmless as a jumpscare, trying to yank pity tears?
Indie fads milkin' every Let's Players shitty fears
Lookin' at that sob story, grab your knife and cut it out
Only if only, you made like me 'stead of runnin' that mouth
Seems a Mama Luigi for you's required, but
Should be fine, you're used to taking fired shots
Screwed by mobile games, keep with your cloned SCP's
This scaring me will leave her re-R.I.Ped on Halloween!
[Gunshot]

Spooky:
Constant repetition and yet you still breathe, so
Need Luigi Letdown 3 to see a sell fiend trope?
Talking family issues? You're simply known as second party
So scrap your kiddie ghosts and join my monster army

Luigi:
Bring your ghostly army, it's nothing I haven't faced kid
Got crossed out, took every step masked with haste and
Ending or not, rooms are where Houdini tricks will run
1000 to none, it's clear that Luigi's number one


Luigi vs. Spooky

Pibby x fnf corruption-Blueballed (vs corrupted boyfriend)

VIP PIBBY MIX - Rabbits Glitch V2

SML Movie  The Secret Door [REUPLOADED]

TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

WOOO TEKKEN 8 WOOO
Danii as Miguel Caballero Rojo
TheMonarchy as Cody Travers
Beat produced by Nigma
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Jort

Battle:
Miguel:
Step back kid, if you don’t want to get your ass kicked
The fact is, you’re lackin’ a backbone, it’s tragic
Attack this, you’re having regrets
Get back in your cell ‘fore you end up battered to death
I’m the.. red gentleman; Caballero Rojo
And I’m stepping in; you ain’t made of stone, though
Ay, you want to mess with me, ese? Better stop testing me
Or I’ll end up decking your neck with a blow to the throat, yo
You’re the mayor of your city, I figure it’s pretty shitty
That you still can’t get the girl of your dreams, I have no pity
For you, you think you’re witty but dude, you’re putting whiskey in you
I met with Jessica, you know that we got busy, you lose

Cody:
Congrats, you managed to make me tired.
What did I expect from Tekken’s dumpster fire?
Every time I’ve met a thug like you I’ve always floored em’
Now let’s see if I can do something about my boredom.
Ay, stop being so hot-headed, Habanero Rojo
Lookin’ like a dollar store matador with those clothes, bro
I know you want payback and I’m sure you missed her,
But your plans just blew up in your face like your sister

Miguel:
Ballsy move, fucker. I see you want to die, then
Beat all your street thugs, I’m scarier than Bison
I’ll put you in the ground, bro, fuck you and your crew
I’ll make you eat your teeth and all the words that you spew
The facts are; you’ve always been an annoyance to Haggar
How the hell’d you go to prison but manage to lack bars?
Go back to pushing pencils, this was never a fight
Or I’ll curbstomp you again; now get out of my sight

Cody:
Alright, you need to pipe down before I knock your lights out
This is ending right now. I’ve heard better from Guy’s mouth
Save speakin’ for the preacher; all your tough guy schtick is getting old
I’ve heard better lines from you prayin’ in confessionals
You’ve never learned to fight; maybe it’s for the best
Tryna let everyone know that you’re in Spain without the S
Trainin’ on your little quest to beat the shit out of Jin
You’re outmatched, outclassed, get this through your skin;
Kazama caused a tragedy inside of your family
I'm not sad to see this asshole weeping, tryin' attacking me
Instead I'll smack a bastard faster and send him right back to sleep
Blacking out and napping now, try to have some happy dreams.

Miguel Rojo vs Cody Travers - Rap Cypher #37

Rap Off: Black Hat vs Alastor

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVa, WeThink (Duh, of course we think)
Thumbnail by: M!cah
Black Hat art by: CreeperPasta
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Black Hat: Titanium1208
Alastor: RaccoonBroVA

Black Hat: 
Attention all listeners of the Black Hat Empire!
A certain scheming scammer is tuning back after his long retirement 
For years I've waited to see this outdated fraud get beaten
You're not even a threat to the first man. You're the Smoke Selling Demon!
There's No Surprises when this Radiohead Creep decides to battle me
Turns from a mildly threatening host to the King of broken Limbs
So bite your tongue, you cannibal. This serial killer ain't fearsome
You want a thrill? Run, you deer! Today is hunting season!
I’ve run a whole Network of villains, a nifty waitress’ the best you got?
Even Flug made sandwiches more dangerous than you are!
Heed my warning: I’ll end this broadcast soon if you choose to push me too far
when I decapitate you and then sell you head next to Medusa’s. And for only two- 

Alastor: 
Sorry to interrupt, dear listeners. It seems that we’ve been hijacked
But stay tuned, folks. You’re in time to listen to Black Hat
The Vince Offer of the demons who always hides behind his minions 
Tonight decided to step up and talk shit on my radio broadcast
I must admit, it’s devilishly entertaining to see your products failing
And your delivery was awful! Your show, your verses and your mailing!
Such a premise, what potential! I bet you almost feel eerie
When you only peak interest on viewers by crossing over other series!
And here’s the sugar on the cream: your lousy team of freaks only assist
This grumpy has-been because he’s actually retired! That 's the tea!
I would almost make a deal with you, but it isn't really worth my wealth
Because while I’m my second Prime, you’re stuck in production hell

Black Hat: 
Don't talk about making deals. You're just a puppet on a leash!
Your frequencies will go down once I hang you with your strings!
Struck a deal with the Disney princess. Ever since then you struggled to Let It Go
Then Adam made this fraud scream for all in stereo

Alastor: 
I see you're familiar with puppetry, but I'll make you understand
Before this topic and this Muppet both get out of his creator's hand
If you ever mention that again, I'll broadcast your screams
When I tear your soul apart and wreck your foundation down it's seems 
Not like I needed anyways. You’re long forgotten, like Dementia
Just a desperate old and tired walking trope who seeks attention
At least Sir Pentious served as a fancy and lousy doormat
You barely appear in your own show. How about I change the format?

Black Hat:
Say I’m old and tired? You retired for 7 years, pendejo
Soy el demonio que invocas por las noches en tu reflejo
I’m feeling like fifty grand! I’m a verbal ase in these lines
While you fell off harder than the stock market of 1929!

Alastor and Black Hat:
Do you hear yourself? That was as faulty as you catalog
My products are the bomb! You drop f-bombs in your dialog
Like how I’ll drop your corpse after this second exorcism!
All your threats are garbage noise to the fucking Radio Demon!
I could stare down the devil himself with no fear into his eyes!
I’m the reason for your nightmares! I make women and children cry!
No matter what you say! Defeating you isn't a challenge 
Time to cut you off the air again; I hope you're used to RADIO SILENCE! (Both do an evil laugh)

Black Hat vs Alastor - Rap Off! (ft. Titanium1208 & RaccoonBroVA)

ALL STARS RETAKE (not mine)

To celebrate the release of FighterZ in the UK, I made this: A royale of the best DBZ video games!

Check out the video if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2aFDXo7P4s

Budokai Tenkaichi 3:
The granddad of DBZ games has come to dismiss
An overrated clone, who thinks he’s all top shit
I’m the childhood of fans, do people even play you at all?
Win this Dynamite Battle with a single Death Ball
You stole from my combat, without me you wouldn’t be here
Hit you with a Burst Rush, blast ya till you disappear 
Just like unlocking King Cold, it’s difficult to beat me
Won't be needing a Password to ensure victory

Raging Blast 2:
Raging Blast-ing into this duel, y’all know who it is
Beat you down to low health, and Supernova you to bits
My combos are highly advanced, all of yours are the same 
People have to learn just one character, and they’ve mastered your game
Your online mode is trash, plus it’s Wii exclusive
Sure I took from your concept, but I sure as hell improved it!
Your game only got good because of mods, yeah I said it
My rhymes are like my Team Combos, cuz’ you’re going down in one hit!

Xenoverse:
When it comes to best DBZ games, you know I’m placed first 
Get your Super Guard up, because now you’ve entered the Xenoverse
I’m fun and challenging, diversify when I require skill
Prepare To Be Punished, just one Spirit Sword and you’re killed
Blast 2 ain’t that great, it doesn’t even have a story mode
I’m The Saviour who’s Come, while you both Meteor Blow
My New rapping Project is testing the strength of my bars
With a Big Bang Attack, I’ll obliterate you like Mira

FighterZ:
Step aside you weaklings, it’s the new kid on the block
Talking about ‘skill’? Xenoverse is one to talk!
Even when I wasn’t out, look at the Unreal hype I created
Won’t have to attack Xeno, since it died when it was last updated
Screw 3D, 2.5D is enough for me to be amazing
I’ll grab you and...Hakai! You’ve been obliterated!
I won’t feel Guilty Gear when I Hell Strike the competition 
Destructive Finish! Now bow down to the newest generation!

Cast:
@multisupervids as Budokai Tenkaichi 3
@boris01-2 as Raging Blast 2
Pro Killstreak Australium Sniper Rifle as Xenoverse
Unknown Anime Girl as FighterZ
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Mixed by F00PZ
Cover Art by King Mewtwo

Budokai Tenkaichi 3 vs Raging Blast 2. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Actually happy with how a non-AVDB battle came out this time

Check out the video if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQn4BcBcXhM

Blastoise:
I’ve got the Mega Stones to hit you harder than Donny’s stick
Give you bruises that even your Healing Factor can’t fix 
I’m Mega Launching my scalds, leaving you Venu-sore
You’re looking Shellshocked from my deadly rapping roar
I’ll leave more than a Splinter, I’m a true War-turtle 
Your name means ‘Strong as the Lion’? I could beat you as a Squirtle
Doesn’t take the ‘dex to know that you’ve got Bad Blood with your bros
But I'll wash it all away with my Hydro Pump flow!

Leonardo:
It’s the leader of the Turtles up against a blatant Fraud!
I’ll knock the specs off a dropout from the Squirtle Squad
Your torrent ain’t enough, because I’m green like grass
So I’ll Low Kick you hard; I’m game at booting Foot ass
Gary didn’t choose right, I’ll leave you looking Blue
How does it feel that people pick Charizard over you?
Your cannons won’t Shell Smash, you’re bound to be a goner
Let’s see your tiny claws go up against my katanas!

Light as Blastoise
FyxFynn as Leonardo
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo, Psytube and thelegion
Mixed by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Cover Art by Psytube

Blastoise vs Leonardo. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

It's been a while. I know.

Welcome to the tenth X Rap Battle.

Vladimyr P. as Jughead Jones
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Veronica Sawyer

--Lyrics--
Jughead (0:14):
I thought I’d get a good opponent, but my time just goes to waste,
On one more stuck-up, slut Veronica to put back in her place... 
Picture this; the Twilight of your demise, ending your twisted flick,
Since you’ve switched to a sickened bitch, now I’m offing the Wicked Witch!
You’re not my type of writer. I can tell by your diction.
I’d write a novel based on your victory if I wanted fiction.
One final diary entry, a fiery ending for your shelf, 
There’s no defending from these burns; use them next time you harm yourself!

Veronica (0:41):
Ask Kurt and Ram, my task at hand is handling savages.
You’re used to bandaging beatings, and you dare ask what my damage is?
This bad-boy wannabe manages to think I’m one to laugh at.
You best stick to narrating on the wrong side of this rap track!
Did they really think an emo theme would make this clown scary?
How very! One blank shot and this blank slate’s crown’s tearing!
And whenever I see you brood? Ach… Tell me, where’s my noose at?
You’re taking shots from football jocks; well, guess what? I shoot back!

Jughead (1:08): 
(Ugh..) Another Northside loser? Well, Sardonic sports my humor,
Sawyer’s doomed when Forsythe screws her worse than any sword-fight rumor!

Veronica (1:15):
Your character is pretty misused; all those ships don’t really fit you.
Judging by your comic issues, your bond with blondie’s simply ich lüge!

Jughead (1:22): 
You’re always playing with fire, well, you’ve gotten the match you’ve been asking for!
Step out of your personal Candy Store, cause a forfeit’s now your last resort!
(Double Fast:)
Face lies, the real love of your life is a lighter!
If you wanna strike, this serpent is quite a biter!
This drama queen just screwed with the wrong king,
Now I’ll break the ice on another Dead Girl Walking!

Veronica (1:36):
Please!
All this from the epitome of “it’s not a phase, mom!”
Because if you’re a badass, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
(Double Fast:)
Saying I’m blinded by petty sins,
When you can’t see your chance with Betty’s Finn!
This rap blood rise is your last good night,
For you’ve brought shame that no hat could hide!

Jughead (1:49):
You need rewrites! Your dialogue can make Cheryl Blossom lose her mind.
If you wanna get the hang of it, you best head back to suicide!
Cause what you provide? Slushy songs? That’s quite the brain freezer.
So just swallow your words along with the pain like it was a fresh cup of drain cleaner!

Veronica (2:03):
Season after season, still ceasing to please, as usual,
But spitting lines at me? Please! You even fucked up my musical.
You’re spewing out bad ratings, your network’s asking for beatings, 
If you want your show to blow up, then take a pack of Norwegians!

Jughead (2:17):
If you forge lines like you do suicides, take notes revengin’!
For God’s sake, you’re an accidental masochist! Pay close attention!
You’ll be sleeping with the fishes if you dare step into my town, 
Cause Jones hits like croquet, and he’ll knock a goth’s lights out!

Veronica (2:24): 
Oh, you think you’re so tough, you’re rundown without your biker squad
My verbal chaos is what killed you, honey; say Hi to God! 
A pull of the trigger, to end this quicker, nothing bigger, the deed is done!
And now that I’m done with my lyrical massacre, go get your daddy to clean it up.

-----------

Written by Jughead Jay, Freshy Kanal, B O R K, GengoMain, Alex and MetaMachine
Audio Mixed by Freshy Kanal (thx dustin)

Jughead Jones vs. Veronica Sawyer - X Rap Battle #10.

The connection is odyssey HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARENT I SOOO CLEVER????Q!Q

bombasticSailor as Mario
Dan Castellaneta as Odysseus
Written by all my ex-girlfriends (so nobody LMAO)
Beat by a beatmaker idfk
Mixed by Boris Johnson

Le epic document containing the swag lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgVSacM6pS28t-vnEYa0hsmtdPUCOizZDY-8DSQkf7k/edit

Mario vs Odysseus. Epic Rap Battles of Fucking King Mewtwo and Shit

short and tall song
created by: SMG4 // glitch Productions

Smg4 Song: Short And Tall

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

Michael Rosen vs Derek Savage. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

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