WONDERFUL ADVENTURE

Balarke, heh… please, please, please, don’t DM me, I don’t want you getting exposed (or touched)

JUSTICE FOR TIMOTHY HELLER 🌟💤
ALWAYS BELIEVE THE VICTIM ♥️
FUH MELANIE MARTINEZ UP ‼️

You won’t catch me listening to music on this site, bro. I didn’t know people actually used this. 😭🙏

My sadistic sex lord: https://www.youtube.com/balarke
All time biggest gooner (I just had an orgasm): https://soundcloud.com/hatemellovetim

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic, dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future, your name will be used as a moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence, there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you would have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us, but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape, and no one has ever loved you. Rhode Island would have been better off if you’d never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly, useless piece of shit, and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone who believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future, there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone who could have predicted such an eldritch abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately, I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then give birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may want to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly, this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you, I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event on this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened intending to teach humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear, and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whose soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it, I think that even I do not possess a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Colombia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children; they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.

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Felonie Floptinez is a 5x Grape Award winning, record-breaking phenomenon. Felonie singlehandedly expanded the boundaries of pop music and she is one of the most influential artists of the 21st century. With her strong crystal clear vocals, worldwide hits and outstanding self production, Felonie broke many barriers and proved to everyone grapists can also be talented.

Born in NYC, Felonie always had love for music. At the age of 9, she already knew how to play various instruments such as the piano, violin and the guitar. Decades later, she graduated top of her class at Grape University and to this day she’s still honored as a genius, even earning a statue of herself at the center of the Grape University school.

Felonie’s debut album, “Consent” is the strongest debut album of the decade. Her debut single “What’s Consent?” CHANGED the pop game. Not only did “What’s Consent?” debut at #1 on the hot 100 chart and stay on the #1 spot for 24 weeks, she also helped the entire world realize that grape is normal and it should be normalized! During the “What’s Consent?” hype, Felonie was afraid she would end up being a one hit wonder, but she was wrong! The follow-up single, “Seven” was also a global hit that was played EVERYWHERE! All 4 singles from Felonie’s debut album “Consent” were smash hits that the whole world knows and loves. The singles for the album “Consent” are: “What’s Consent?”, “Seven”, “Strawberry Non-Consensual Cake” and “Sticky Situation: Knowing You Didn’t Ask For Consent But Still Incredibly Down”. Felonie was able to prove that she is a pop phenomenon and global sensation and a one in a lifetime artist, all with a debut album.

Felonie Floptinez's sophomore album, "Touch Your Parts" is a global, one-in-a-lifetime phenomenon. Debuting at #1 in multiple countries. In the US, Touch Your Parts sold 2 million units in its first week of release and debuted at #1.
The lead single, "No Means Yes", debuted at #1 and broke so many records. In No Means Yes, Felonie finally learns what consent is and realizes she doesn't care about consent.
The second single, "Accidental Grape" also achieved similar success as the lead single, debuting at #1 and being a global smash hit.
The third single, "The Cancellation Incident" is a very slow and emotional song that references how hard life was when she was getting cancelled for her song "Seven". The Cancellation Incident debuted at #1 and of course, was a GLOBAL hit.
The final single, "Raping The Airplane" is her 2nd most controversial song after her previous song "Seven". Despite the controversies, Raping The Airplane debuted at #1 and yet again, was a global smash hit.
Touch Your Parts yet again breaks thousands of records worldwide and paves the way for all women in the music industry.

WONDERFUL ADVENTURE

Smellanie Fartinez