Escape Velocity

Warrior-Poet, Idealist, Writer, Gamer, Jack-of-all-Trades. I play most MMOs (full and in-browser) or console games like Grand Theft Auto (online) and Battlefield/CoD. As master creator of the Island Tour, people learn to hate my races but show up for the fun. I'm usually the guy in my group of friends people come to for videogame / computer advice. Also, I have an intense love of bacon. Some might call it an obsession, I just call it a hobby. It's craziness like this that everyone seems to enjoy. What? You're still reading this and can't understand my motives? Bacon and Heavy Bass. Need I say more?

Escape Velocity

one evil chef