https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Liminal_Space
https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/third-place-meaning-rcna94279

Eversong Mall - I'm Your Local Mall

[Intro]

(Chorus)
I'm a mall, not a girl (I'm a mall)
I'm a mega mall complex not a tall girl
I'm made of concrete, steel skeleton, commercial, nostalgic and unique 
My body is multiple floors of shopping delights 
Millions of people visit me every year, I'm a hot thing! (since the 80s)
Come just to people watch in me, or buy designer things
Buy a car in my halls, I've got everything and every experience within
I'm your local mall, hope to see you within 
I'm your local mall!

(Verse 1)
Hey nice to meet, I can recognize you and the pitter patter of your feet
Hungry? Inside I sell many sweets, crispy fried bites and even meats
Go ahead take a seat, everyone loves the mall and this one is unique 
Rock wall climb here, ice skate, roller coasters (WEEE!)
Glad you're here and that you're tingling
Visit every shop, buy a beverage, the mall is a breeze 
Take selfies with me as the backdrop 
Let all your besties flock
You can pay with cash or creds
We have a new store opening, the outfits are serving looks
Go ahead and bring your friends, there are endless experiences to be had within 
I'm your local mall and you're my friend 
I rocked hard in the 80s now I'm a bit thinner
Massive Christmas trees, movies, shopping centers, hotels, mall breeze! 

(Chorus)
I'm a mall, not a girl (your local mall)
I'm a mega mall complex not a tall girl
I'm made of concrete, steel skeleton, commercial, nostalgic and unique 
My body is multiple floors of shopping delights 
Millions of people visit me every year, I'm a hot thing! (since the 80s)
Come just to people watch in me, or buy designer things
Buy a car in my halls, I've got everything and every experience within
I'm your local mall, hope to see you within 
I'm your local mall!

(Verse 2)
Is it weird for you to talk to me?
Do humans know that buildings think and feel and breathe?
I'm a mall I'm alive and have needs
I love visitors, when you innovate me!
Renovate me, add new stores to invigorate me
Don't want to close down, I've got moves now
Live in me for good, my hotels are fit for angels
Everyone you know has stories about me, I'm not like other stores
I'm much cooler
I'm decorated much more often
My swag is fuller
10k humans see me on a light day I make mega mall moves
Love it when you come to see me, hate to see you leave 
Every light of my store fronts can shine for you
The mall is your stage, do your thing boo
Pop Stars preformed in my halls
Hi I'm the mall, old fashioned but new
(But new)
(Hey! That was a good visit, looking forward to seeing you!)
(My ceiling let's the sun shine through!)

I'm Your Local Mall

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 2: The Birthday Bash (Kori Fisher) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 1)
Oh Horse man, Horse man, Horseman, I believe you pretend to be my friend
I've always been a believer in the unknown, so when I first encountered Max Malarkey at a birthday party, I had to know
He was extravagantly dressed to the 9s and wearing a pink fuzzy coat
Encircling his feet were black cats in rows and rows

(Verse2)
I took a look around the backyard bash and the others didn't seem taken back
His void colored eyes bore into my soul and I felt attacked
I had a queasy feeling and the breeze kicked up
I wanted to run but couldn't feel my knees (my needs)
Before I knew it I was compelled and headed towards the Horseman to speak
(Malarkey, Malarkey, max malarkey)

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 3)
Here I stood conversing with this shadow of a man (turn your back)
He stood at least 7 feet tall, his long limbs and equine appearance didn't unsettle me at all
The words he spoke in fact reveled me, I was speaking back to him and nodding heavily
He was listening to me, and I to him, What he was saying made so much sense (so much sense)
Black cats were mewing at my feet, their silly song was so weird and sweet 
Thunderheads rolled in the sky to meet me
There was a mighty clap and great collapse! The patio had come undone and cracked!

(Verse 4)
Many people were standing there and few were able to jump back, a woman and her son lost their lives there in the havoc
A dozen were injured and the music shifted to static
The party was disturbed with shouting and panic
I was barely aware of the hurricane winds growing manic
Chairs and tables went tumbling and dancing
Max Malarkey just stood there watching and humming
A spec of ball lightning was birthed from the clouds, it fizzled like lava and galloped down like a mouse
This spark of phantom flame set my dear friends house ablaze with a touch 
I was barely alive but I felt so much
Whatever could go wrong did go wrong and it was too much
(I saw too much)
(That's Malarkey's touch)
(Don't speak to him, turn your back to him)
(It's real, it's not Malarkey)

Episode 2: The Birthday Basher - Kori Fisher

Episode: Hoof It! - Miles Claymore Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He strikes like a horse
Hooves so fleet, a stallion of havoc and torch
Friendships dashed, relationships crashed, discord sewed, a loss of cash 
Malarkey you're misfortune to the Max 
Turn three times in place and hum, make sure to always turn your back
He wears a pink fuzzy coat, eyes dark and wide like a bat's 
Go away Max Malarkey get back!
(I manage to send him away at times, but his black cats keep coming back)

(Verse 1)
Never been scared of much (lucky)
Now a days I'm frightened, paranoid, cold and bundled up 
Winter chill has me stuck, Max Malarkey wants me plucked 
When the sun goes to sleep, his midnight cats swarm and nudge me 
First these occurrences were interesting but after months my mind is coming undone (Hooves)
Hooves knock on my roof, his humanoid body must weigh a ton
My shoe is full of rocks but he and his feline minions haunt and don't stop
The quality of my life has fallen from the top
These words are but a drop, I'm spinning in place and humming until I fall and drop
Max Malarkey won't you please please stop
His empty eyes and stretched limbs have me keeping watch
Max Malarkey I wish I had never stopped, I wish I had never watched

(Chorus)
He strikes like a horse
Hooves so fleet, a stallion of havoc and torch
Friendships dashed, relationships crashed, discord sewed, a loss of cash 
Malarkey you're misfortune to the Max 
Turn three times in place and hum, make sure to always turn your back
He wears a pink fuzzy coat, eyes dark and wide like a bat's 
Go away Max Malarkey get back!
(I sent him away but his black cats keep coming back)
(But his black cats keep coming back)

(Verse 2 )
My wife and I have been fighting so much, the awful words we say have stuck
She's been saying she doesn't trust me anymore, our foundation is crumbling up
We broke apart a month ago and ever since tragedy has been bubbling up
Some days I feel hopeful to be finally free, on other days I know I'm fucked 
Nobody believes a word I say about Max, he's too absurd, so my friends and family have had enough 
The horse man is the only one who will talk to me and each time I'm shook
My bonds are falling apart along with my sanity and luck 
Max Malarkey you're bad bad stuff, your cats mew about and steal away my luck 
Why do you torment me? you broke my life and my love
(You sick fuzzy pink bug)
(I'm turning to dust)
(My relationships are rust)

Episode 3: Hoof It! - Miles Claymore

CHOMP CHAMP!!! - ZOMBIE CROWN! (G.F.T Crown) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
The G.F.T mystic Crown
Its what the fighting tournament is all about
So shiny and bright, a golden light
A magic halo of ancient power
Who wins will wear and own all towns
Chomp Champ will win Tournament and wear crown
Use it to fix my Earth and restore all who went down
I want it bad!
Zombie Crown!
That's mine! you're going down!
I miss my home, my family, my life, my town
Zombie Crown, get in my way get eaten down, beaten down
(Zombie Crown, My Zombie Crown!)

(Verse 1)
Chomp Champ will is strong, iron sights and steady (ready)
G.F.T crown is my goal, My dead heart is heavy
So many skilled fighters, all with various lore and beefs
Get so hungry at times, can't let myself eat them
Save rage for battle ring, focus on fighting with legs and hands
Master Saber is watching me, he honed my boxing
Swift, fast, and Zombie, regenerate when my joints rip sloppily
Take so much damage but soon its nothing (nothing)
I win a lot, I'm fierce and cocky (Eat you!)
Nothing matters more than winning the final round, Nobody stop me
The G.F.T crown is the prize for 5 years I have been watching
Hungry for winning, hungry for that thing!

(Chorus)
The G.F.T mystic Crown
Its what the fighting tournament is all about
So shiny and bright, a golden light
A magic halo of ancient power
Who wins will wear and own all towns
Chomp Champ will win Tournament and wear crown
Use it to fix my Earth and restore all who went down
I want it bad!
Zombie Crown!
That's mine! you're going down!
I miss my home, my family, my life, my town
Zombie Crown, get in my way get eaten down, beaten down
(Zombie Crown, My Zombie Crown!)

(Verse 2)
My home Earth is black and small, the meat is gone off the bone, 
the Zombies are stacked, The wildlife was next, the weather is trashed
The sea roiled over and buildings are flat
Zombie crown can fix all of that (humans back)
Magic thought then zap, my dimension restored and I go home back
No longer a Zombie, never again a fighter, boxing gloves go to rags
Chomp Champ want so bad to be happy, never ever look back
No more human snatching
My mind will be back, and heal all cracks
Zombie looks I'll lack, for now I'm fighting hard
I'm fighting back
Chomp Champ, Chomp Champ, put this tournament in the bag!
(brag, brag)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie)
(Zombie)

ZOMBIE CROWN!

CHOMP CHAMP!!! - ZOMBIE CROWN! (G.F.T Crown) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
The G.F.T mystic Crown
Its what the fighting tournament is all about
So shiny and bright, a golden light
A magic halo of ancient power
Who wins will wear and own all towns
Chomp Champ Will win Tournament and wear crown
Use it to fix my Earth and restore all who went down
I want it bad!
Zombie Crown!
That's mine! you're going down!
I miss my home, my family, my life, my town
Zombie Crown, get in my way get eaten down, beaten down
(Zombie Crown, My Zombie Crown!)

(Verse 1)
Chomp Champ will is strong, iron sights and steady (ready)
G.F.T crown is my goal, My dead heart is heavy
So many skilled fighters, all with various lore and beefs
Get so hungry at times, can't let myself eat them
Save rage for battle ring, focus on fighting with legs and hands
Master Saber is watching me, he honed my boxing
Swift, fast, and Zombie, regenerate when my joints rip sloppily
Take so much damage but soon its nothing (nothing)
I win a lot, I'm fierce and cocky (Eat you!)
Nothing matters more than winning the final round, Nobody stop me
The G.F.T crown is the prize for 5 years I have been watching
Hungry for winning, hungry for that thing!

(Chorus)
The G.F.T mystic Crown
Its what the fighting tournament is all about
So shiny and bright, a golden light
A magic halo of ancient power
Who wins will wear and own all towns
Chomp Champ Will win Tournament and wear crown
Use it to fix my Earth and restore all who went down
I want it bad!
Zombie Crown!
That's mine! you're going down!
I miss my home, my family, my life, my town
Zombie Crown, get in my way get eaten down, beaten down
(Zombie Crown, My Zombie Crown!)

(Verse 2)
My home Earth is black and small, the meat is gone off the bone, 
the Zombies are stacked, The wildlife was next, the weather is trashed
The sea roiled over and buildings are flat
Zombie crown can fix all of that (humans back)
Magic thought then zap, my dimension restored and I go home back
No longer a Zombie, never again a fighter, boxing gloves go to rags
Chomp Champ want so bad to be happy, never ever look back
No more human snatching
My mind will be back, and heal all cracks
Zombie looks I'll lack, for now I'm fighting hard
I'm fighting back
Chomp Champ, Chomp Champ, put this tournament in the bag!
(brag, brag)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie crown)
(Zombie)
(Zombie)

ZOMBIE CROWN! (Final Round Version)

Victor Vibes - My Cat Died Today Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Blessings on my Cat! (Blessings! Blessings!)
She was 19 years old and now she's dead!
Dirt still on my damn hands, can't stop thinking about cradling her soft head
Been crying and screaming all day, can hardly keep myself fucking fed 
Not afraid to feel a lot because my cat was my kin
My cat died today, I love you forever my bestest friend
Flowers on the dirt, I'm full of hurt so I won't hold it in
MY FUCKING CAT DIED!

(Verse 1)
You and I from the start, a guy and his cat, best friends together and in life's  a park
Knew I was saved the moment I squeezed your little fuzzy paws
You really snatched me from the pit and from the sickness maw
You never bit or clawed, really kind, and the real me, I think you really saw
My cat is one of the few beings on Earth who could really thaw me
Sending out blessings to my cat because she departed
May her soul rest in peace deep beneath the garden
May her essence join the cycle as her will is departed
Flowers and mementos will be her after life harvest
You really helped soften me, and steadied my downward falling
I'm sure sometimes I'll turn my head and think I hear you calling
I forgive you for all the things you ever broke and I'm so glad I got you (I got you)
sending hearts to the sky for my Cat, not afraid to scream and cry
(I got you forever, swear on that)
(Forever)
(Life ain't fair)
(She was right there, she was there)

(Chorus)
Blessings on my Cat! (Blessings! Blessings!)
She was 19 years old and now she's dead!
Dirt still on my damn hands, can't stop thinking about cradling her soft head
Been crying and screaming all day, can hardly keep myself fucking fed 
Not afraid to feel a lot because my cat was my kin
My cat died today, I love you forever my bestest friend
Flowers on the dirt, I'm full of hurt so I won't hold it in
MY FUCKING CAT DIED!
MY FUCKING CAT DIED!
MY FUCKING CAT DIED!
(That's my feline friend!)

(Verse 2)
Matter cannot be destroyed so that means your soul is dispersed through the infinite
You were here for many years with us but now It feels like an instant
You never said a word to me but I always listened, you were an ear for my needs
and were never hidden (my kitten)
I protected you from the start when you were a kitten, I felt warm and safe around you, and we could weather any mission
Swear my cat would fuck with bars and the mix of this
She's usually there at my feet when I'm scribbling and penning it
I know she will never depart from from me, I super sized my love for her and sent it
When I reflect on her now the tears start dripping
Nothing is fair, I feel robbed, time is pretty vicious
We went on endless journeys together even when just right there sitting
Thank you to my friends and family for loving my cat, she will be a missed one
(Knew I had picked right when I laid my hands on this one)
(Paws over my heart with this one)
(Hug your pets)
You and my, fucking cat died!
Yeah uhhh
Yeahhh Motherfucker!

My Cat Died Today

Victor Vibes - Thrill Bill N Fam Lyrics:


(Glory to God)
(Chorus)
Met with my family today 
We broke bread and traveled lanes and hills
Blessings fell on our plates, I dined and stuffed myself to the gills
All of us are chill, big catches, reels (reels)
I can't hype up my family enough y'all got me in my feels
So many smiling faces, go ahead and call me Thrill Bill (thrill)
Met with my family today we were thankful and fulfilled (thrilled)

(Verse 1)
I'm victor vibes but I couldn't raise up without my family 
My mom and dad labored and made plans for me, they're the reason I can shout and dance so easily (thanks guys)
Each and everyone of them is a reason I'm still standing 
All with different ways about us and I think that's outstanding 
My siblings are all over the map but when it's important we're together standing 
Photos of us can barely frame it, if I had a magic wand I wouldn't even try to rearrange it

(Verse 2)
Nobody is perfect here, nobody blameless, we get into arguments at times but settle it safe
We can conquer any challenge in our wake 
We share any food on our plates, we open up and tell the truth, we listen and it's safe (we don't judge)
I'm sometimes late to the party but always great, mad grateful for every moment even in wait
My fit was waves, I surf because of their positive ways 
On this day I had to thank, blessings and hearts on my family at the meetup today

(Chorus)
Met with my family today 
We broke bread and traveled lanes and hills
Blessings fell on our plates, I dined and stuffed myself to the gills
All of us are chill, big catches, reels (reels)
I can't hype up my family enough y'all got me in my feels
So many smiling faces, go ahead and call me Thrill Bill (thrill)
Met with my family today we were thankful and fulfilled (thrilled)

(Verse 3)
If they're winning I'm winning 
We're positive and just alike, we're twinning 
Always, always willing, showed up and ate a bunch, the family reunion was thrilling 
We talked a bunch and vibed a lot, my pride for them reached the ceilings 
I'm improving myself with every moment, regenerating even when I'm just chilling 
My friends and family are worth all my shillings 
Thankful to be cut from the same cloth, we're closing the seams and press out the wrinkles too
I'm in awe of all your works, I take my silent times to think of you 
(Yeah, it's Victor Vibes)
(Thanks guys)

Thrill Bill N Fam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_on_Infinite_Earths
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-New,_All-Different_Marvel

Randy Brad, the Average Dad - Midlife Crisis Whip Lyrics:

(Yeah)
(Chorus)
Pulled up in a midlife midlife midlife crisis whip (a crisis whip!)
I bought it without consulting my wife
I'm taking these turns like a young man (like a young man, young man)
I didn't need to ask for a loan bitch, I have them dad bands! (Bands)
900 dollar belt to hold up my 25 year old jean pants, she hugs me tight and squeezes, my dad bod is advanced
(Peep me speeding in my crisis whip)

(Verse 1)
Pulled up in an all new marvelous ride that shit looks hard like a crisis,
 I'm 41 and in my midlife, still lit like a light and shit (ain't shit changed)
Everyday I think think about my high school days when I was popular and a hit 
So today I went behind my wife's back and bought a disastrous whip 
It's easier to ask for forgiveness so I didn't ask my wife for permission
Bought a Tesla Cyberbeast and that bitch is midlife crisis edition
These college girls look soaked and addicted, I'm the same age as their dads but way more wicked (it gets vicious)

(Verse 2)
Sure yeah time went by, I'm an older man now, but I'm still with the shit
I never stopped partying I just also sometimes babysit
My three kids are my world yeah, but I need my me time too
Fucked up a check and spent a G times two on my sneakers
Love to spend my cash, feels like the glory days being cheered on from the bleachers
Ayye baby I'll be your dad, yeah I'm bad, my credit score is so high up he can charge for features
(Yeah yeah dad type of shit)
(Happy wife, happy life and all that)
(Brah)

(Chorus)
Pulled up in a midlife midlife midlife crisis whip (a crisis whip!)
I bought it without consulting my wife
I'm taking these turns like a young man (like a young man, young man)
I didn't need to ask for a loan bitch, I have them dad bands! (Bands)
900 dollar belt to hold up my 25 year old jean pants, she hugs me tight and squeezes, my dad bod is advanced
(Peep me speeding in my crisis whip)

(Verse 3)
I feel so alive, when young women want me, I'm the man (man, man, man whooo)
I love my wife too much, I flirt a lot with other women but never go in
Dawn Madness can really snap, I think my wife's got hands
I'm Randy Brad, the Average Dad, but I purchased a home and some exceptional land 
I'm saving for the future and thinking in advance
Sometimes I splurge a bit and sometimes it's pretty bad
Today I burned 100 Jeepers on a scary ride, that shit creepy (creepy)
100K missing from our accounts, guess I've never been that sneaky
We're gonna to have a huge argument over this and probably weekly 
Whatever, I'm cruising in this ship and the lights are beaming (they beaming yuh)
The kids can't ever ride in this car, with this toy I'm greedy
My sports car is hot and speedy, I'm having a midlife crisis and this is how I cheated
I'll deal with the consequences later because I didn't lease it
(Bitch)
(I got a new lease on life, yeah)
(Dad vibes alright)

Midlife Crisis Whip

Miranda Annalise Odo - Daddy But Not Related Lyrics:

(Chorus)
There is a new guy in my life, together we grind and he reaches my spots just right
He takes charge, folds my legs, I'm his little Crease (ugh)
Serving my soak pie to him, my wrapper is the sheets
I've got a lot of names to call you like Sir, Boss, Big Richard and Daddy too (Daddy, Daddy)
Give me all the kinky names you want, I’ll look up to you and call you Daddy
(Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy)
(Ugh)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)

(Verse 1)
I call him daddy but we're not related (not related bitch)
I'm on his coin purse but we ain't in Vegas (hit this slot quick)
He has me leashed up but we do more than doggystyle playin 
I'm limbering up because he likes it when I Cirque du Soleil it
I put my toes in his mouth, when he sees my sole arches it's Olay 
He loves to slip and slide in me, Ooouu baby hold me
Drill me down fast, slow them strokes down but never go away

(Verse 2)
Gimme gimme gimme that tongue fast, I'll beg a lot but don't delay 
Tongue tied together with sticky strings of honey
Goddamn this muff is so thick, that's his thick bunny
I built up my stats so my hips can keep running 
Blow me down from the back Sir, keep me cumming
His sugar kiss is sweet and his words are rude and mean
I'm swimming, I'm running (she's running)
I met a new guy, I call him Daddy (Daddy)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)

(Chorus)
There is a new guy in my life, together we grind and he reaches my spots just right
He takes charge, folds my legs, I'm his little Crease (ugh)
Serving my soak pie to him, my wrapper is the sheets
I've got a lot of names to call you like Sir, Boss, big Richard and Daddy too (Daddy, Daddy)
Give me all the kinky names you want, I’ll look up to you and call you Daddy
(Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy)
(Ugh)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)

(Verse 3)
I’m in love with his Foam Spitter, that Milk Snake just gets wider and thicker
Never a spitter or a quitter, Slurp his shake down or be his lap sitter?
Baby I’m super thick too, a snicker, an oatmeal but for dinner
Some boys think I’m too nasty, other boys just can’t outlast me
I know he’s there even if I’m blindfolded, Daddy you can mask me
I was on the hunt for a Daddy (Daddy) I’m Mad Honey Mandi a baddie

(Verse 4)
If you want a scoop of me be open to sharing because others can have the cream
Putting my own pleasure first I’m stuck that way like a habit, fuck its mean
We swap places and change the rules, sometimes I’m Mommy and sometimes He’s Daddy
Baby baby baby, you’re a Daddy savage
(Daddy smash it)
(mash it)
(Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy)
(Ugh)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)
(Gimme More O's, Yeah Daddy)

Daddy But Not Related (D.B.N.R)

Miranda Annalise Odo - Daddy But Not Related Lyrics:

(Chorus)
There is a new guy in my life, together we grind and he reaches my spots just right
He takes charge, folds my legs, I'm his little Crease (ugh)
Serving my soak pie to him, my wrapper is the sheets
I've got a lot of names to call you like Sir, Boss, Big Richard and Daddy too (Daddy, Daddy)
Give me all the kinky names you want, I’ll look up to you and call you Daddy
(Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy)
(Ugh)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)

(Verse 1)
I call him Daddy but we're not related (not related bitch)
I'm on his coin purse but we ain't in Vegas (hit this slot quick)
He has me leashed up but we do more than doggystyle playin 
I'm limbering up because he likes it when I Cirque du Soleil it
I put my toes in his mouth, when he sees my sole arches it's Olay 
He loves to slip and slide in me, Ooouu baby hold me
Drill me down fast, slow them strokes down but never go away

(Verse 2)
Gimme gimme gimme that tongue fast, I'll beg a lot but don't delay 
Tongue tied together with sticky strings of honey
Goddamn this muff is so thick, that's his thick bunny
I built up my stats so my hips can keep running 
Blow me down from the back Sir, keep me cumming
His sugar kiss is sweet and his words are rude and mean
I'm swimming, I'm running (she's running)
I met a new guy, I call him Daddy (Daddy)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)

(Chorus)
There is a new guy in my life, together we grind and he reaches my spots just right
He takes charge, folds my legs, I'm his little Crease (ugh)
Serving my soak pie to him, my wrapper is the sheets
I've got a lot of names to call you like Sir, Boss, big Richard and Daddy too (Daddy, Daddy)
Give me all the kinky names you want, I’ll look up to you and call you Daddy
(Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy)
(Ugh)
(Yeah thanks Daddy)

Daddy But Not Related (Quickie Version)

Randy Brad, the Average Dad featuring Dawn Madness - Happy Wife Happy Life Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
(Yeah, yeah)
Her ass big like it's from Texas 
She's aggressive like a viper, foxy smart and hella sexy (sexy)
Knew I loved her when I first copped a feel of dat ass, she can press me
Knew I would raise a few children with her and she would select me
She was my first caress in a prom dress, many years have passed and she's still the best
I had feelings for Dawn before and later on, I'm even more sprung now that's she's my wife, I’m in ecstasy 

(Verse 2)
I spoil her with acts of service, give thoughtful gifts, and cover the check
I'm her equal partner and we're both up next
We're a mom and dad getting a handle on this rap shit 
Never needed another babe by my side, yeah happy wife happy life and shit
I locked her down with a ring, I hug her tight every night and shit
Our children are the apple of my eye, that's some righteous shit 
Yeah my eyes wonder from time to time, but no other woman is a hit like my wife is
(Like my wife is)
(I was a young man when it first Dawned on me)
(Dawn, you're what a good wife is)

(Chorus)
Happy wife happy life, I know I married the right chick
I'm an older dog now but she's still my down ass bitch (my bitch)
Always choosing her first and never ever ever ever switched
One day we'll both be wrinkled and grey but still have the game and each other licked
Happy wife happy life, we're growing old together like CDs and Floppy Disks
(Yeah yeah I love my wife, I lust for these blues though) 
(yeah, yeah)

(Verse 3)
Randy you're so bad, were the Bradley family and hope our haters get their sweaters snagged (snagged bitch)
I'm hype for our relationship always and never had to gas
Randy you're a mad lad and a dope dad, you say the funniest shit when we're smoking dank gas
Nug fumes in the room, baggies the size of XL garbage bags
I'm a mom and on the mic I'm mad, press my family and get boxing bagged
My son's are in junior high school but I still make all the rules, they had better not act bad
Before my kids I was a lot wilder, now a tad milder but we're still throwing party bash
Me and hubby are the best plugs, our Mary Jane garden is out back
I'm a stay at home mom so I pack bags, lunches, diapers and snacks
I'm also quick to seal a pack up too, the volume barely can escape the bag
I'm a happy wife with a happy life, that's not a humble brag (mad)
I'm up early in the morning to start my mommy routine and take a reefer drag, guess that's Dawn Madness (that's mom mad)

(Chorus)
Happy hubby happy life, I know I married the right guy
I'm a mature woman in bloom but he still provides and listens 
Always choosing him first and never ever ever ever switched
One day we'll both be wrinkled and grey but still have the game and each other licked
Happy hubby happy life, we're growing old together like CDs and Floppy Disks
(Yeah yeah I love my husband, I lust for these books and shoes though) 
(Yeah its Dawn Madness, Stay at home Mom but right in your face)

Happy Wife Happy Life

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 22 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. Many genres are covered with more planned. All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

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The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Art Pop, Experimental Pop, Indie Pop

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop dance, Futurism, pop

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Experimental Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Alternative Rock, Indie Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing 

12. Nora Ganymede:  Phonaesthetics, New Wave, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, CellarCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, 80s

13. Violette Zinnia:  Dark Pop, Pop, Folk, Folk Pop

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Club, Post-hardcore, Rock, Screamo, Horrorcore

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  PreppyCore, PrepCore, CleanCore, Hip-hop, Pop, classical

17. EverSong Mall:  LiminalCore, 80s Pop, Retro Pop, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Alternative Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Video Games

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, HorrorCore, Singularity, FutureCore, Body Modification, Screamo

20. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, Reality, SimulationCore, Clown

21. Devon Debonair:  MonsterCore, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Classical

22. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, DigiCore, GlitchCore

23. Dawn Madness and Randy Brad, the Average Dad:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Humor, Relationships

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