"Max Malarkey Support Group" is the self titled debut album of virtual musical collective Max Malarkey Support Group. The club meets three times a week (Monday, Thursday, Saturday), and consists of various members who have had horrific encounters with a mysterious horseman thoughtform or cryptid called Max Malarkey. The genres are Country, Folk, Rock, Hip-Hop, and MonsterCore.

Each song is an episode of a documentary series that features a support group member. The songs document the tales of encounters with Max Malarkey or give instruction on how to hide/break your connection to the strange entity. Max Malarkey seems to be a specter of misfortune and appears suddenly moments before disaster or ruined connections. Max Malarkey has a strange energy about him that warps probability fields causing highly improbable or extremely disasters events to take place. His purpose and origins are unknown but those who have managed to speak to him were stunned by how charming and entertaining he is. This is one of the true dangers of Max because his charisma can lure people despite his clearly absurd appearance and chaotic behavior. Victims usually don't recall the engaging conversations and report feeling "heard" and "free". He can attach himself to people who don't ignore his arrival or decide to engage with him. This link can last for years or an entire lifetime unless the proper measures are taken. 

On January 1, 2025 the (M.M.S.G) Max Malarkey Support Group was formed in order to document him and spread awareness. This gathering first formed on online paranormal and cryptid forums, now the members have began to meet in person. The ultimate goal of the support group is to find a way to take Max down, but many aren't sure that's even possible. Then again whose to say what's possible and what isn't? This whole thing could be a ruse if you think about it. Its fun to think about things. It's meaningful to ponder about meaning. What does meaning mean? Does anything really mean anything? Or is everything just...

Max Malarkey Support Group

Max malarkey Support Group - Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey (Billy Forsythe) Lyrics:

(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)

(Verse 1)
Oh no it's Max Malarkey, he's a specter of doom and never discreet 
If you spot him trolling down your street, immediately turn your back to avoid his powers of defeat 
Only misfortune does Max Malarkey bring
He was never born human like us, more of a thought form, idea or ghostly thing 
He loves to sow mischief and chaos through his paranormal energy
He has been observed for hundreds of years, a documented entity 
Don't speak to him or he will befriend you and if that happens you have my sympathy 
It's hard to break from him but there are a few discovered ways 
Put a rock in your left shoe, go for a walk and feel the absurdity 
Turn in place three times and begin humming
Shout a bad joke aloud and laugh so hard that it actually becomes funny
(Keep your back to him)
(The dogs have started barking)
(That's a visitation by Max Malarkey)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope (malarkey)
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)

(Verse 2)
I've been seeing Max around my friends and family for years now
He's awful and mysterious, maybe he feeds on uncertainty and fear?
His charm is unmatched and his wit is near that
He has a special aura about him that causes best laid plans to crack
I've seen the evidence of his discord and I'm always taken aback
Unlucky doesn't even begin to describe it to be exact
People suddenly act against their own best interests and negative probabilities go all out of wack
Max Malarkey you're a damn ghoul of black
You have a long horse-like face with a tail in back
Partially human and animal too with inhuman tracks
The wind at night calls his name (max, max, max)
He is a true enigma and a bad omen like rats
You think this is all Malarkey don't you? 
(Well watch your back)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)
He's an aberration in alluring clothes
(Now you know)

Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey - Billy Forsythe

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey (Ashley Forsythe) Lyrics:

(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)
(Malarkey)

(Verse 1)
Oh no it's Max Malarkey, he's a specter of doom and never discreet 
If you spot him trolling down your street, immediately turn your back to avoid his powers of defeat 
Only misfortune does Max Malarkey bring
He was never born human like us, more of a thought form, idea or ghostly thing 
He loves to sow mischief and chaos through his paranormal energy
He has been observed for hundreds of years, a documented entity 
Don't speak to him or he will befriend you and if that happens you have my sympathy 
It's hard to break from him but there are a few discovered ways 
Put a rock in your left shoe, go for a walk and feel the absurdity 
Turn in place three times and begin humming
Shout a bad joke aloud and laugh so hard that it actually becomes funny
(Keep your back to him)
(The dogs have started barking)
(That's a visitation by Max Malarkey)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope (malarkey)
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)

(Verse 2)
I've been seeing Max around my friends and family for years now
He's awful and mysterious, maybe he feeds on uncertainty and fear?
His charm is unmatched and his wit is near that
He has a special aura about him that causes best laid plans to crack
I've seen the evidence of his discord and I'm always taken aback
Unlucky doesn't even begin to describe it to be exact
People suddenly act against their own best interests and negative probabilities go all out of wack
Max Malarkey you're a damn ghoul of black
You have a long horse-like face with a tail in back
Partially human and animal too with inhuman tracks
The wind at night calls his name (max, max, max)
He is a true enigma and a bad omen like rats
You think this is all Malarkey don't you? 
(Well watch your back)

(Chorus)
Whose that there being followed by a hoard of black cats? (It's Max)
He's dressed in a fuzzy pink fur coat, with a sharp swagger, he's an eater of hope
His body proportions are wrong and long, a major night time Nope
Use this song as a guide when at the end of your rope
You can overcome Max Malarkey but only if you know (only if you know)
Follow the steps to counter him then shoot for your positive goals 
(He can be stopped and he knows)
He's an aberration in alluring clothes
(Now you know)

Episode 1: Maximum Malarkey - Ashley Forsythe

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 2: The Birthday Bash (Kori Fisher) Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 1)
Oh Horse man, Horse man, Horseman, I believe you pretend to be my friend
I've always been a believer in the unknown, so when I first encountered Max Malarkey at a birthday party, I had to know
He was extravagantly dressed to the 9s and wearing a pink fuzzy coat
Encircling his feet were black cats in rows and rows

(Verse2)
I took a look around the backyard bash and the others didn't seem taken back
His void colored eyes bore into my soul and I felt attacked
I had a queasy feeling and the breeze kicked up
I wanted to run but couldn't feel my knees (my needs)
Before I knew it I was compelled and headed towards the Horseman to speak
(Malarkey, Malarkey, max malarkey)

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 3)
Here I stood conversing with this shadow of a man (turn your back)
He stood at least 7 feet tall, his long limbs and equine appearance didn't unsettle me at all
The words he spoke in fact reveled me, I was speaking back to him and nodding heavily
He was listening to me, and I to him, What he was saying made so much sense (so much sense)
Black cats were mewing at my feet, their silly song was so weird and sweet 
Thunderheads rolled in the sky to meet me
There was a mighty clap and great collapse! The patio had come undone and cracked!

(Verse 4)
Many people were standing there and few were able to jump back, a woman and her son lost their lives there in the havoc
A dozen were injured and the music shifted to static
The party was disturbed with shouting and panic
I was barely aware of the hurricane winds growing manic
Chairs and tables went tumbling and dancing
Max Malarkey just stood there watching and humming
A spec of ball lightning was birthed from the clouds, it fizzled like lava and galloped down like a mouse
This spark of phantom flame set my dear friends house ablaze with a touch 
I was barely alive but I felt so much
Whatever could go wrong did go wrong and it was too much
(I saw too much)
(That's Malarkey's touch)
(Don't speak to him, turn your back to him)
(It's real, it's not Malarkey)

Episode 2: The Birthday Basher - Kori Fisher

Max Malarkey Support Group - Episode 2: The Birthday Bash - Kori Fisher Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(A stone in my boot)

(Verse 1)
Oh Horse man, Horse man, Horseman, I believe you pretend to be my friend
I've always been a believer in the unknown, so when I first encountered Max Malarkey at a birthday party, I had to know
He was extravagantly dressed to the 9s and wearing a pink fuzzy coat
Encircling his feet were black cats in rows and rows

(Verse2)
I took a look around the backyard bash and the others didn't seem taken back
His void colored eyes bore into my soul and I felt attacked
I had a queasy feeling and the breeze kicked up
I wanted to run but couldn't feel my knees (my needs)
Before I knew it I was compelled and headed towards the Horseman to speak
(Malarkey, Malarkey, Max malarkey)

(Chorus)
He's a night mare, a black mass of sludge (Mare)
A ghost in a tomb
He snorts and kicks his hooves (Malarkey)
He always seems to appear at events of doom
Don't believe a word from the horse's mouth
Max Malarkey I'm no fool,
You're a stone in my boot
You're a stone in my boot
(In my boot)

(Verse 3)
Here I stood conversing with this shadow of a man (Turn your back)
He stood at least 7 feet tall, his long limbs and equine appearance didn't unsettle me at all
The words he spoke in fact reveled me, I was speaking back to him and nodding heavily
He was listening to me, and I to him, what he was saying made so much sense (there was so much suspense)
Black cats were mewing at my feet, their silly song was so weird and sweet 
Thunderheads rolled in the sky to meet me
There was a mighty clap and great collapse! The patio had come undone and cracked!

(Verse 4)
Many people were standing there and few were able to jump back, a woman and her son lost their lives there in the havoc
A dozen were injured and the music shifted to static
The party was disturbed with shouting and panic
I was barely aware of the hurricane winds growing manic
Chairs and tables went tumbling and dancing
Max Malarkey just stood there watching and humming
A spec of ball lightning was birthed from the clouds, it fizzled like lava and galloped down like a mouse
This spark of phantom flame set my dear friends house ablaze with a touch 
I was barely alive but I felt so much
Whatever could go wrong did go wrong and it was too much
(I saw too much)
(That's Malarkey's touch)
(Don't speak to him, turn your back to him)

Episode 2: The Birthday Basher - Kori Fisher (Hurricane Lark Version)

Episode: Hoof It! - Miles Claymore Lyrics:

(Chorus)
He strikes like a horse
Hooves so fleet, a stallion of havoc and torch
Friendships dashed, relationships crashed, discord sewed, a loss of cash 
Malarkey you're misfortune to the Max 
Turn three times in place and hum, make sure to always turn your back
He wears a pink fuzzy coat, eyes dark and wide like a bat's 
Go away Max Malarkey get back!
(I manage to send him away at times, but his black cats keep coming back)

(Verse 1)
Never been scared of much (lucky)
Now a days I'm frightened, paranoid, cold and bundled up 
Winter chill has me stuck, Max Malarkey wants me plucked 
When the sun goes to sleep, his midnight cats swarm and nudge me 
First these occurrences were interesting but after months my mind is coming undone (Hooves)
Hooves knock on my roof, his humanoid body must weigh a ton
My shoe is full of rocks but he and his feline minions haunt and don't stop
The quality of my life has fallen from the top
These words are but a drop, I'm spinning in place and humming until I fall and drop
Max Malarkey won't you please please stop
His empty eyes and stretched limbs have me keeping watch
Max Malarkey I wish I had never stopped, I wish I had never watched

(Chorus)
He strikes like a horse
Hooves so fleet, a stallion of havoc and torch
Friendships dashed, relationships crashed, discord sewed, a loss of cash 
Malarkey you're misfortune to the Max 
Turn three times in place and hum, make sure to always turn your back
He wears a pink fuzzy coat, eyes dark and wide like a bat's 
Go away Max Malarkey get back!
(I sent him away but his black cats keep coming back)
(But his black cats keep coming back)

(Verse 2 )
My wife and I have been fighting so much, the awful words we say have stuck
She's been saying she doesn't trust me anymore, our foundation is crumbling up
We broke apart a month ago and ever since tragedy has been bubbling up
Some days I feel hopeful to be finally free, on other days I know I'm fucked 
Nobody believes a word I say about Max, he's too absurd, so my friends and family have had enough 
The horse man is the only one who will talk to me and each time I'm shook
My bonds are falling apart along with my sanity and luck 
Max Malarkey you're bad bad stuff, your cats mew about and steal away my luck 
Why do you torment me? you broke my life and my love
(You sick fuzzy pink bug)
(I'm turning to dust)
(My relationships are rust)

Episode 3: Hoof It! - Miles Claymore

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

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The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,