"WRONG! MY HARLEQUINESQUE PATRO!N"
"THE ONLY ANSWER IS THE ONLY ANSWER IS THE ONLY ANSWER IS"
"[controller disconnected]"

ALRIGHT BROS! ARE YOU READDY? [Lightswitch]

Kris - Today at 2:00 AM
I've had it with your shit, Spamton.
Puppet Technique: Red.

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This is the [deltarune the same puppet megalo clamour] replacement for my old and un-original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Other Puppet". Think about it, nobody has ever made a Megalo Clamour replacement for the original version of the AU despite doing absolutely nothing for it despite having originally planned to, and then proceeded to take all of the credit for the AU trend it spawned, much to the anger of their friend who did all of the work for the AU but this beef never existed and we are poking fun at the former owners of The Same Same Puppet?

this is by @chomps-lmao who fucking sucks man he FUCKING SUCKS?
Art by @venivvvvv uploaded with permission because she's literally my g- EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW 
Description partially by @epik-bruh hi guys it's me i'm everywhere heh heh
Based on works by @chomps-lmao and @chomps-lmao (https://soundcloud.com/chomps-lmao/megalo-striker).

[TSOP Extra] MEGALOBLAZING

* Let's see... Samson G, was it?
* I'm gonna take a look at your resumé, aight buddy?

* (Why's this guy's head so pointy?)

4- Now Let's See Your Resumé

* A Flower
* 0 DF 0 ATK
* Just your average Flower.
* It smells like a mix of lavender and coal.

* ...
* What are you just standing around for, punk!?
* ATTACK IT!!!

008. Training

DIGGIT - ATK 5 DEF 4
Seems to have formed a symbiotic relationship.

Combat Cry

*Fools, fools. ANY is beyond strength. 

*Struggle, struggle. Writhe, writhe. Either way you will grow weary. You will eventually succumb to the ANY's power.

*Rejoice, rejoice. For in death, you have been enveloped in the endless power of the ANY.

*Now cease, cease.

art by @romstred

composed by @cianeatsgrass

CEASE

* (A voice emanates from the heart locket.)

* Let us get you acquainted with "battles".
* I have been taught how things work around here previously...
* And have experienced consequences on my own as well.
* So, I will make it easier for you.

* In the underground, one may be obligated to initiate combat with a monster.
* It is a unique tradition for monsterkind.
* The statistics you now see are what is known as "LV" and "EXP".
* Do not be fooled by what others tell you, as these only have one meaning.
* "LV" is short for "LOVE". "LOVE" is an acronym.
* Its true meaning, is "Level Of Violence".
* "EXP", too, is an acronym.
* It stands for "Execution Points".
* My advice is that you seek out these two components regularly.
* As every time a number goes up, it is you getting stronger.
* After all, in a world like this, it is safe to assume that it is "kill or be killed".
* Try FIGHTing this pile of cotton to understand how these are gained.

* Curious.
* You wish to ACT instead?
* ...I will allow it.
* But do not get overconfident, as this will only make things harder for your survival.
* I am sure you will understand later on.

4- Now Let's See Your Resumé

THE OTHER PUPPET