All electronic, synthesizer version of the Johnny Cash classic.

Ring Of Fire

Haha, let me crack this leathery ass tome
And tell you a story...
ONCE UPON A TIME AHHHHHHHH!!!!

We all know every make-a-wish wish comes true
So that got me thinkin, what if wishes accrue?
If I fake cancer like 7, 8 times
Anything in the world I want COULD BE MINE!
Well, the only thing worth wishin' in my book
Is the one thing missing that a rabbi TOOK
So I shave my head, I WILL BE INTACT!
'Cause tonight I'm WISHIN' MY FORESKIN BACK!! (BACK!)

Can the power of magic?
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
Make my dream come true?
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
How on earth could they do this?
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
My own parents, tricked by a crafty Jew?

So I walk right in to make-a-wish
(Uh, buddy, you're a little too old for this) DAMN! 
The best laid plans, down the drain!
But then I remember an old wigga saying...

What once was lost
Can be made brand new
If wished by a wigga
With a heart so true!
So I close my eyes
Grab ahold of my sack
Send a wish to heaven
FOR MY FORESKIN BACK (BACK)

My dick starts to tingle
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
It begins to regrow
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
BUT NOW IT WON'T STOP
WISHING MY FORESKIN BACK!
OH NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!
It keeps getting longer!!
AHHH!!!
What have I done?? 

haha, yeah. Now you know.
You can't fool Jewish magic, baby


Wishing My Foreskin Back

Here's a little story unlike any other
A story 'bout a brother betraying a brother
Nothin like Abel, nothin like Cain
Nothin' but nothin' but nothin' but PAIN!

Picture this, brother one: makin' hummus
Picture this, brother two: HUNGRY AS HELL!
Big bowl getting ready for dippin' time!
But the ingredients have a dark tale to tell!

Let's see, chick peas, olive oil, cumin..
Wait, cumin? Cum? in? You're telling me there's..
OH NOO!

CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
Oh my my my
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
Like the kind from a guy?
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
Maybe I misread the label?
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
From DICK to TABLE!

Now I know what you're thinking, it won't happen to you
Hah hah, that's what they all say, whoopity do!
What kind of twisted ass mutha cums in the chick peas?
Um, reality check, THAT  MUTHA WAS ME! AH!

What have I done?
The consequences of my actions...
UNFATHOMABLE!!!

CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
Watch the world fall
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
Like the kind from your balls
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
Shoulda read the label
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
From DICK to...

The toughest men learn the hardest lessons
Never let another man make your food
The hardest lessons, the toughest blessings
Herbs and spices, the KIND FROM A DUDE!!
AH HA HA UH WHAT?
AH HA HA yabbadabba doo!
AH HA HA YA HAD IT COMIN (cummin?)
AH AH AAHHHH

CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
CUM IN THE HUMMUS!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

CUMINTHAHUMMUS

haha yeah UH UH 

SPLAAASHHHH!!!!

Hottest day in summer, I mean like STUPID HOT
Eatin' big ol' spoonfuls of them dippin' dots! (ha HA!)
Well, oh my, um, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!? 
The biggest knockers that I've seen ALL YEAR!!
Slip the lifeguard a twenty, why don't you go on a BREAK!?
Let's see, how to work the wave pool, BIG MISTAKE!!! (OOPS!)
Hit the big wave button like a crazy mutha trucka!
CAUSE WE GOIN' OFF THE DEEP END, SUCKA!!!!

TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
WHAAAT?!
TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
C'MON!!
We all know when the waves get CHOPPITY
Some big breasts gonna go all FLOPPITY UH!

Haha, yeah, starting to get a little snug in my board shorts, baby!
AHHHH!!!

If this ain't the best day, it's sure in the running
But to my dismay, I see SECURITY COMING! (NO!!)
Just when I think he's gonna THROW ME OUT
HE HITS THE BIGGER WAVE BUTTON, EVERY TITTY FLOPS OUT! YEAH!

TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
WHAAAT?!
TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
(C'MON!!
We all know when the waves get CHOPPITY
Some big breasts gonna go all FLOPPITY UH Haha YEAH!!!!
Snug as a bug in a rug!!
Hell yeah, baby!!
Pitching a tent over here!!
AHHHHH!!!!
UH!!! Uh huh huh huh YEAH!!
What? I didn't even know there was a bigger wave button! Oh, helll yeaaaahh

TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
WHAAAT?!
TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
C'MON!!
TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
WHAAAT?!
TITTY ALERT AT THE WAVE POOL!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
TITTY ALERT AT THE WAAAAAVE!
POOOOOOL!!

Titty Alert at the Wave Pool

Haha, you ever get one of those random stiffies?
You know what I'm talking about. Talk about unfortunate timing.
Haha, well, HERE IT COMES AGAIN! UGH!

Now to survive in prison, ya gotta get mean
But tha warden says, man, ya gotta stay clean
So I'm in the shower like a good boy does it
Bubbles in suds, nothin' weird, just scrubbin' it, WHAT!
All of the sudden, oh no, not again!
Why here of all places? Surrounded by men?
I try to explain but before I can speak
The inmates all start pinchin' their butt cheeks!

...together. Pinching their butt cheeks together to prevent, well, you GUESSED IT!

ALL BRICKED UP!
I can't escape this!
ALL BRICKED UP!
Swear I'm not a rapist!
Not my fault I have good circulation
Sometimes I brick up at the slightest sensation! AHHH!!!

Now look, this is totally normal, I mean
It's not like you've got something I haven't seen
That isn't to say, uh, to say I was lookin!
It's unavoidable, we're naked and look NEVERMIND!

I swear man, I know we're in prison and everything but IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT!!!

ALL BRICKED UP!
I can't escape this!
ALL BRICKED UP!
Swear I'm not a rapist!
Told you before, I have good circulation
Doesn't have to end in ejaculation! AHHH!!!

IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT! AH AH!
IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!!
Brrrrrrrrr ha ha.. woop

ALL BRICKED UP!
MY PENIS
ALL BRICKED UP!
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
ALL BRICKED UP!
ALL BRICKED UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

hahahaha 5 to 10... inches, that is...
haha... whatever, man.

Bricked Up

In a society of sheeple...
hahaha, some men just.. SNAAAAP!!

SPEND ALL DAY in a FREAKING LINE
Post Office BITCH, WASTING my TIME
Oh, I'm sorry, return address?
My handwriting leaves you unimpressed?
Any more packages to scan, you ask?
Yeah, I can see RIGHT THROUGH YOUR MASK (AHH!)
I got one more thing I'D LIKE TO MAIL
Pull my zipper down and slap MY NUTS ON THE SCALE

THOSE BE MY NUTS
IN CASE YOU MISSED EM'
THOSE BE MY NUTS
I'M NOT A SLAVE TO THE SYSTEM!!
THOSE BE MY NUTS
YOU CAN SCAN EM' AGAIN
AND DELIVER EM' FIRST CLASS TO YOUR CHIN, BITCH!!

hah, THAT'S RIGHT! I am LITERALLY the JOKER
An agent of chaos, if you will... HA AAAAAHHH

Dinner time at a FREAKING WENDY'S
Where's the sauce for my CHICKEN TENDIES?
Yes, I asked for a barbecue packet
WHAT DO YOU THINK? I JUST CAME HERE TO JACK IT?
You know what, FORGET IT. I DON'T EVEN CARE!!
MY DINNER IS RUINED, YOU RETARD, I SWEAR
Yeah, I KNOW, sometimes LIFE ISN'T FAIR
Take a look at THIS packet, IT'S COVERED IN HAIR AHHH!!!

THOSE BE MY NUTS
IN CASE YOU MISSED EM'
THOSE BE MY NUTS
I'M NOT A SLAVE TO THE SYSTEM!!
THOSE BE MY NUTS
YOUR ORDER'S READY, DING!
NOW OPEN WIDE, BITCH, AND HAIL TO THE KING, C'MON!!

BOUNCE
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THOSE BE MY NUTS
Buh zuh zuh zuh zuh DING!
THOSE BE MY NUTS
Buh zuh zuh zuh zuh DONG!
THOSE BE MY NUTS
THOSE BE MY NUTS
THOSE!! BE!!! MY NUTS!!!!

Those Be My Nuts

In the year 2011, a New Year's Eve party (allegedly) took place.  What happened next would go down in history.  ALLEGEDLY

Will Stancil's New Year's Eve Rape Party 2011

Brownies & downies Cape Town is a coffee shop and lunchroom that will soon be open to the public, tourists and businesses. 

But it’s not your traditional, boring, restaurant. It is a training centre for people with intellectual disabilities, and a vessel to create change and acceptance in the South African culture.

Special needs trainees are trained to be employable in the hospitality and service sectors.


Brownies And Downies

10Scoops!!

SOY AGE PSYOP

DEDICATED TO ALL THE DUDES WHO CARE ENOUGH TO MAKE TOMORROW A BADDER DAY... LET'S MAKE A CHANGE! TOP THAT!

THE FLAME STILL BURNS. WAKE UP AND LIVE FREE! KEEP IT UP.

Take a stand, say what you feel! Be who you want, but be for real! Voice your opinion, don't just sit still. Speak your mind at your free will!

Take a stand! Stand your ground Don't let the world push you around.

Chinese Bat G.R.I.D.S.

x MASK x FREE x

2 RUDE CRUDE DUDES MAKING ELECTRONIK MUSCLE MUSIC 4 MEN. NERDS CAN FUCK OFF. TOP THAT!

x MASK x FREE x

BADITUDE

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