i don't wanna make heartache 🫩
inspired a lot by this https://soundcloud.com/tabitha-official/steve

Leitmotifs:
Steve's Lava Chicken

15: steve.

Once upon a time, there were two ruling Earth.
HUMANS and MONSTERS.
There was once harmony; The union of contrary
Yet it has been diminished.

The MONSTERS fell one by one, overpowered by the HUMANS.
A meager amount of MONSTERS then remained.
They were sealed under the MOUNTAIN and left to bask in eternal sorrow.
From neighbors, to families and friends;
All had been eviscerated and scattered into dust.

Left in silence, the MONSTERS lie in wait.
Time befalls the régisseur.
Its cue has arrived.

Long Ago

. . . Good. They got away.
. . . W-wow.
They really tried to take you down...
And you . . . you just stood your ground.

I think I am supposed to stop you.
That has to be the plan. 
That’s what everyone would like, right?
If I ever want to be something more . . . something GREAT.
Then this should be it, right? 
But nothing feels like it’s going to work anymore.

I kept thinking, maybe I could just talk to you.
Figure something out. Understand what you're even doing here.
Understand what I am really doing here.
But now...
If I can't stop someone as weak as you . . .
Everyone will be disappointed in me.

So . . I'm going to fight you now.
Not because I hate you. Not even because I want to win.
But because I need to do something. Anything.
I’m sorry. But I have to do this.

ALAS!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL . . .
. . . Let's just get to the point.

024 - Bonerattle

This plays for the Beginning Replacement for my Other Puppet take, Wrongnumber
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Here's how the scenario would work: 
Samon (The Kris Replacement) would try to chase after the bus, cause' he is late for work, and would jump into the back window of the bus
... Only to learn it was dream, and Princeo (The toriel replacement) still helps him get to work, cause Samon still owes him money.
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AU, Music, Art: Me

Running Late!

???1: AHAHA! So the worme sheweth at laste hir foule litel visage!

K: I... Uh... What?

???1: SILENCE! I axe the questiouns here, Guardian. I am the aRanger, and I am thy oonly hope of mercy from hir Magesté.

K: (Hey, uh, do you know what that guy's talking about???)

???2: (I don't remember. Sorry.)

R: SILENCE, I SEYE!

R: Swich defiaunce shal availe thee nought, dere hert. Namely whan the lyf of thy felawe stant in peril.

D: KRIS! HELP ME!!!

K: Dexter!

R: Ahaha, ye, I drede me thy felawe here hath y-broken unnemerable lawes ageyn hir Magesté’s grace.

R: For swich foule trespas, he shal be hanged in the strete, that alle the Spawns of this royaume may it biholde.

D: WHAT DID I EVEN DO???

K: Y-You... You c-can't...

R: Hmm? Thou darst speken ageyn my power? So be it.

R: If thou desirest a bataile, than a bataile shalt thou have.

A09//RECOIL, YE WORMES!

For a silly one-off concept I hatched last night called Flanderswap.

* GEE, SANS... 
* COULD YOU STEP OUT OF THOSE CONVENIENTLY PLACED OMINOUS SHADOWS? I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL. *giggle giggle*

* oh. sorry.
* have come to vanquish the human. is not safe anymore.
* cannot sleep. must work.
* do have any idea where the human is?

* ERM... *eyes shift*
* ...NOOOO...?? *sweat sweat*

* oh.
* okie. am going to go set blockade at exit of snowdin town
* bye bye


"Sans had a really bad nightmare about humans under his bed and since he can't sleep around like usual he wants to capture the human. (Swap from Sans being aware of resets while mixing it w his laziness.) He doesn't think out his plans very well being lazy as he is so the human gets past more often than not." - Loredump from Maztopia

sample https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCUorLXccdE

6. Unexpected Attack

wait some more time i havent finished my letter
Hello there
Welcome back
Its been a while
To conmemorate UT's 10th Birthday
The best i can give to you right now
Is everything i've had from here,
Youve seen Archives
But
I dont think youve seen this
145 creators
10 years, of history
In an archive
[need to find a way to fit all this]

22/09... +2500 megalos

waltz of dial toningson

63) fish are getting kidnapped and sacrificed somewhere else

* HOORAY FOR PAPYRUS!!

Spent few hours making this thing and in the end I have no regrets.
It's a take on STMPYWFS replacement from cool take on UNDERSWAP by Lex. You should check it out if you haven't already:
(@toryfox)
(@toryfox2)

CREDITS:
UNDERSWAP (take) and "A SONG ONLY RESERVED FOR THE COOLEST OF THEM ALL!" - Lex/Tory Fox (https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/notingamefiles)
Art by me

2$

6. Unexpected Attack

outertale