ToTL ch 4 one can't love and do nothing

Hic Sunt Monstrum 7 The morning after the night before

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54699211
Summary: It is the summer of 1864, and Aziraphale is an itinerant photographer set up behind Union lines outside Petersburg, Virginia. He’s no stranger to pleasure, but he has always protected his heart. But when the redheaded colonel of the 5th New Jersey walks into his tent, he begins to wonder whether it’s time to rethink his stance on love.

Coming Into Focus

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29030784/chapters/71254368

Summary: The media had penned him a modern day Robin Hood. Aziraphale thought it was a rather fitting moniker, if not a little obvious. They named him so because for the last six months the wealthiest residents of Chicago had fallen victim to a touch of wealth redistribution, so to speak.
As the long arm of the barricade springs to life and lifts into the air the redhead behind the wheel turns to where Aziraphale is standing, tilts his sunglasses down and looks Aziraphale up and down with a smirk. He winks before peeling out and disappearing around the corner into traffic.
Aziraphale stares, mouth open, as the barricade slowly sinks back down at the exit. That smug fucking bastard. The radio crackles quietly on his belt and he cringes. His lungs are screaming at him. His heart thumping wildly in his chest. He drops his hands to his knees and tries to catch his breath. “Fuck.” He hears sirens approaching. “Fuck.”
 
Officer Fell is on the case of a criminal known as the Snake who seems to be implementing vigilante justice all around the city. But the bad guys aren't always what they seem. Turns out, neither are the good guys.

Protect and Serve

Protect & Serve: Chapter 1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44099442

Dear Mister Manners, or whatever the fuck your name is,
I’m at a dinner party and there’s like, 10 fucking forks. Which one do I use?
Help.
Do I need a cutesy fucking name?
Sincerely,
Lost at Sea (Literally. I’m on a boat. I can’t escape)

Ed writes to an advice columnist. Stede answers.

The Etiquette Of Forks And Other Matters

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43157244

‘He left. Broke up with me and left,’ Stede says pleasantly, enjoying the way Lucius’ eyes just… continue to get bigger.

‘Why? Actually, not relevant, I mean, are you okay? You seem… surprisingly okay? About it?’ Lucius asks cautiously, setting his latte down on the glass coffee table.

‘Oh, I’m furious. He’s going to have to grovel for weeks about this,’ Stede replies. ‘But first, I need to make him beg me to take him back.’

Lucius stares. ‘You what?’

***

or; Ed dumps Stede in a moment of insecurity, and Stede immediately hatches a plan to fix it.

Based partly on Mastermind by Taylor Swift, but mostly on the TikTok that iconic older gay couple made to it.

The Wind In Our Free-Flowing Sails (and the liquor in our cocktails)

Rating: Explicit
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52996597/chapters/134069842

Summary: After being cursed by Hastur, turned into a little red snake and abandoned in a pet shop, Crowley is purchased by Aziraphale. What will happen when Aziraphale realises his new pet is actually his oldest friend?

(S)Naked Man Friend

Karl has been stealing clothing and trinkets from Stede to court Livy. Ed makes it a mission to replace the stolen items.
Or, Ed accidentally courts Stede like a seagull….

And I get some help from my co-captain (buttons the seagull) with the voices!

Please go and show you appreciation! - https://archiveofourown.org/works/41449221

Cover art by me babykrakenpodfics on instagram

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #podfic

Courting like karl by y2jenn

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53969344

Summary: The kiss was just a joke. Right? Then how the fuck did Aziraphale end up here?

Mistletoe

Mistletoe: Chapter 3

Rating: Teen and Up
Story by: AppleSeeds
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26251975
Read by: Amber_Missy & Kunigan

Summary: In Ancient Egypt, Crawly discovers the lengths to which Aziraphale will go to ensure himself a plentiful supply of cake.

Music c/o White_Records / Pixabay

[PODFIC] Cake, Please

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52494175/chapters/132797029
Summary:
“[Crowley’s] watch gave the time in twenty world capitals and in a capital city in Another Place, where it was always one time, and that was Too Late.” — Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

After Aziraphale and Crowley finally break the power of Heaven and Hell, Crowley wants to give Aziraphale time and space to adjust to his new independence. After all, he knows what it’s like, learning to live without Heaven. So Crowley doesn’t push for a relationship right away. He’s letting Aziraphale move at his own pace. No rush.

And then along comes Emerson Bradford: a gorgeous American investor with a heart-melting smile, ocean-blue eyes, and a passion for rare book preservation. He’s heard of Aziraphale. He wants to give Aziraphale everything he needs to take care of his books. He wants to give Aziraphale a lot more, besides. And it seems like Aziraphale wants what Emerson has to give.

Has Crowley finally left things Too Late?

Between The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Chapte 3: A time to weep and a time to laugh

Interested in making podfics of GO fanfics that I love. I hope you enjoy them!

Protect & Serve: Chapter 1

Outrageous_Ring