Stede's Tentacle Porn Dream

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53068954/chapters/134268547
Summary: In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.

Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

The Shared Desk Dilemma

Chapter 8: A Dramatic Huff

Chapter 7: Revenge of the Slides

a stranger with your door key by foxtails: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60371731

podfic listing: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60377926

[podfic] a stranger with your door key

A Good Omens Podfic based on the fic of the same name by NooRose93, within which—due to unwelcome news given to him by Aziraphale—Crowley accidentally breaks time. How can he fix it? And more to the point - does he really want to?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55483930/chapters/140799259
Rating: E
Cover art by IneffableCrankShaft
Music by PaperclipNinja

Friday I'm In Love - Ch 15

Friday I'm In Love - Ch 16

Hot Blooded by ghostalservice
an OFMD podfic
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply

link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024/works/61453159
Here Be Dragons podfic playlist: https://on.soundcloud.com/ny4zHMJchSPbqajF6

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, DragonsKnights - Freeform, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Size Difference, Interspecies Relationship(s), Magic, Taking down the monarchy and also fuckin, a lot of fuckin, creature feature, Podfic Available, OFMD Holestice

Sounds: There are a few sound effects but not as many as in Heat of the Moment
Torch.mp3 by SamuelGBorden -- https://freesound.org/s/444107/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
S37-14 Two cars crash foley; good metallic bump.wav by craigsmith -- https://freesound.org/s/675466/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Hot Blooded by ghostalservice

Rating: Explicit
Link to Original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49107550/chapters/123895858
Summary:
After years of enduring hellish neighbours, Crowley is delighted when they finally move out, and even more delighted when their replacement is easy going, friendly, doesn’t leave his bins on the kerb for weeks, and… attractive in a way that causes a fluttering in Crowley’s midsection like a battalion of butterflies attempting to form ranks.

Crowley knows that hooking up with the person who lives next door to him is a Bad Idea. But a jar of his Nan’s famous caramel sauce as a ‘welcome to the neighbourhood’ gesture couldn’t hurt. And what’s he supposed to do when Aziraphale continues to show up at Crowley’s door with an irresistible smile, asking for more?

Chapter 7: Revenge of the Slides

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