Disbelief: Shitting Edition OST

*HUMAN...
*WHY HAVE YOU GONE DOWN THIS PATH...
*WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME...
*...
*WHY DID YOU GIVE ME 72 BOTTLES OF LAXATIVE.
*I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE.
*MY ASSHOLE BURNS.
*HELP.

i had to revise this. i felt that it needed to be improved quite a bit. phase 2 is coming tomorrow.

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 1: HELP MY SHIT IS CORRODING THE TOILET (Definitive Version)

*HUMAN.
*I THOUGHT WE COULD BE GREAT FRIENDS.
*BUT YOU HAD TO THROW THAT AWAY.
*...
*YOU KNOW WHAT.
*I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT YOU MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THE ONE WHO GAME ME THOSE LAXATIVES.
*IT WAS PROBABLY SANS TO BE HONEST.
*SO I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE.
*...
*[You hold your hand out to Papyrus.]
*OH. YOU WANT A HANDSHAKE?
*[You present a bottle of laxatives.]
*...
*Fuck you.
*Fuck you.
*Fuck you.
*I'm done with your fucking shit you little bitch.
*You have caused me so much fucking pain.
*My asshole will never be the same again.
*Fucking kill yourself.
*RIGHT NOW.

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 2: The toilet is gone now. I am restrained no longer.

*I'M DONE WITH YOUR GAMES.
*IT'S TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK.
*...
*WITH A BIT OF DETERMINATION...
*I WILL PROPERLY GIVE YOU THE ENDING YOU DESERVE...
*DEATH.
*[Papyrus pulls out a syringe full of DETERMINATION.]
*NYEH HEH HEH...
*[Papyrus injects the DETERMINATION into himself.]
*DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RESETTING.
*BECAUSE I'LL KNOW.
*...
*And I'll fucking kill you.
*Again and again and and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
*You will fucking regret giving me those laxatives.
*Now it's time for you to face the true wrath of the one...
*The only...
*...
*SHIT MASTER PAPYRUS!!!!

(heavily inspired by @haloboi3-yessirry's revenge and dustbelief takes.)

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 2.5: The Power of the Shit...

*hey papyrus.
*what's takin' you so long in the bathroom?
*[Sans steps into the bathroom.]
*...
*uh.
*whoops.
*did i walk in on something?
*YES SANS.
*I WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK.
*YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD.
*woah there paps.
*language.
*I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
*...
*uh.
*papyrus, what the hell.
*this really isn't like you.
*...
*y'know what.
*i think i see what's goin' on.
*(Sans turns to you.)
*want some help, kid?
*(Papyrus looks pissed.)
*...
*DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
*THIS BURNING, BLOODY HUMAN?
*...
*THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
*I HAVE ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER.
*...
*Sans.
*If you don't leave right now.
*...
*I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE FUCKING USELESS BODY RIGHT IN HALF.
*I'LL SHOVE YOUR PELVIS SO FAR DOWN YOUR FUCKING SKULL.
*THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHIT FROM INCREDIBLE PAIN AND FEAR.
*YOU'LL FUCKING SING MEGALOVANIA.
*...
*TL;DR: Eat shit, you lazy apathetic fuck.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3: Oppapyrus Style

* FUCK.
* FUCK.
* FUCK.
* WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE?
* bro.
* you don't have to do this.
* don't let the shit control you like it did to me back in 1997...
* ...
* YOU KNOW WHAT.
* SANS.
* MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT...
* I SHOULD'VE NEVER LET THE SHIT CONTROL ME!
* phew.
* i'm glad you came back to your senses papyrus.
* MAYBE...
* JUST MAYBE...
* ...
* I SHOULD'VE CONTROLLED THE SHIT INSTEAD.
* papyrus, what do you mean-
* (Papyrus impales a bone through sans.)
* I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE YOU FUCKFACED SON OF A BITCH.
* ALL I NEED IS MY SHIT.
* ...
* THAT AND...
* YOUR SOUL.
* (Papyrus, absorbs Sans' soul.)
* YOU KNOW...
* WITH THE DETERMINATION FROM EARLIER...
* AND THIS SOUL...
* I WILL BECOME A GOD.
* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU SHIT-EATING BASTARD.
* GET READY FOR YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING BODY TO BE RIPPED IN HALF BY MY HANDS.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 3.5: Amalgam

* It is over.
* The past.
* The present.
* The Future.
* It has all gone to shit.
* Lorem Ipsum Mortem.

[Disbelief: Shitting Edition] - Phase 4: Engulfed in Stercus

You know what I'm sayin?

It's kind of the new slang around here.

Disbelief: Shitting Edition OST

overkill.