and then everyone forgot their 80s/90s source

i legit thought this was a kfad track for half a second lmfao this is so high quality

does this mean segasonic songs can be used

IS THIS A FIVE NIGHT AT FUCKBOYS JOKE HOLY FUCK I USED TO LOVE THOSE GAMES

Burning places down? what are you, Saxton Hale?

This sounds really nice. I tip my hat to you, kind arrangers

Temporary Flight Attendant: Half Human, Half Machine's Journey

Let’s run it up — follow, stream, repost.

I Like Me Better (First Time Mix)

Glow

2025 Turn It Up v1.0

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Demo) (Lemon Demon)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song (FNAF)

Faulty Wiring

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Die In A Fire - The Living Tombstone (FNAF)
Reaganomics - Lemon Demon
I Earn My Life - Lemon Demon
Really Cool Wig - Lemon Demon
A Mask of My Own Face - Lemon Demon
Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon
Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon
When He Died - Lemon Demon
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon

LEFT 2 BRRRN

[NOTE: Half Human, Half Machine has been re-balanced, be sure to check out their new sources!]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Afterburner II - After Burner (80s/90s Arcade)
Five Nights At Freddy's 2 - Hallway Ambience (FNAF)

Afterburning The Place Down

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun), Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Comedy & Tragedy | Half Human, Half Machine

Reluctant to interact with the technological beasts of the future, Comedy & Tragedy may be knowledgeable in things like the internet and modern culture, yet they fear robots and AI. Realizing that a lot of their fans enjoy the work of these two as well, Comedy was eventually able to convince Tragedy that it would be beneficial to work with them, and it'd be fun to make fun of their stupid metal bodies of course! (Of course, that never happened, they were scared shitless of the robotic tyrants.) Springtrap was a surprisingly good sport, he was not intimidated by the two and was willing to work with them. He wasn't exactly friendly, but he wasn't that disrespectful either...but it won't always be like that. All a part of the plan, gain their trust. Cabinet Man grows hungrier by the minute, and Springtrap is growing tired. They held back when collaborating with these two, knowing it would give them more of a fighting chance against their first opponent, meaning they could finally get the remnant they need to keep fighting on.

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Wild West/composed by Neil Cicierega)
Comedy & Tragedy: Lil Nas X (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) - Old Town Road (Wild West)
Comedy & Tragedy: senzawa - i wanna be a cowboy (Wild West/Cowboys)

Wow Wow Road

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Touhou - Bad Apple (Touhou)
Touhou - Flowering Nights / Nights of Nights (Touhou)
Touhou - U.N. Owen Was Her? (Touhou)
Touhou - Beloved Tomboyish Girl / Cirno's Perfect Math Class (Touhou)

Gensokyo's Overrated Hits

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: Anonymous, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier, John Madden

Mark's a weird dude, despite being a winner, he INSISTED on working with the astronaut! I don't know man, he's obsessed with space or something. He just wouldn't shut up about it! So of course, I just had to let him talk to John to keep what's left of my sanity in check! The sportscaster seemed to enjoy Mark's childish fascination for his occupation, laughing at his squeals of joy. I won't lie to you, dudes, in a way it was almost...cute? Like a little puppy being teased with a treat, he was so freaking excited to find out more! Hah, I'm starting to think he's a bit weak-minded to be a self-proclaimed "master criminal!" Anywhozers, they eventually decided to collab... John did a lot of the work, but Mark just kind of, sang over John's track about his love for space. It's pretty funny if I do say so myself...

These two becoming friends was the LAST thing I expected to see today, I almost feel BAD thinking about their potential duel in the future! Upupupu!

Markiplier's sourcelist:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Schmoyoho ft. Markiplier - SPACE IS COOL (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers/Space related)
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space related)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Sports related)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Space related)
Snail's House - Pixel Galaxy (Space related)

Galaxies Are Cool

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S_gzspMVs)
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/dreemstrider
Character Represented: Rick & Morty

Boom, big reveal! Rick & Morty will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! D-d--despite being banned from flying with Par Airlines in the past, these two have s-somehow found themselves in the competition. Rather than being disqualified, we're quite interested to see what they have to offer. If this d-d-dynamic duo wins, you'll be faced with a tracks that don't need a high IQ to understand, ranging from Adult Swim media, adult cartoons and s-science, to songs appearing in their cartoon itself! Vote for Rick and Morty, and the payoff will be huge.

Sources:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)

Songs used:
My Hero Academia - Polaris (Adult Swim)
The Weeknd - I'm A Virgin (Adult Cartoon)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking (Science)
My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words (Science)

Heroic Virgins

Art by @bruhset.
Character Represented: Ruff Ruffman

Sources:
The Living Tombstone - Basics in Behavior (Edutainment Media)
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (Dogs)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out? (Dogs)
Bill Nye The Science Guy (Edutainment Media)
Jeopardy Theme (Game Shows)

HOST #1: RUFF RUFFMAN
Life was missing its mystique, his squeaky toys had lost their squeak. Out of the blue, he was offered a contract and BAM! His destiny was calling him! Coming in as host #1 of RRR, Ruff Ruffman is on the road to fame! Even if he isn't going to compete, he can still give everyone some very catchy tunes!

- Songs about or from edutainment media
(FETCH! With Ruff Ruffman, Basics in Behavior, Bill Nye The Science Guy)
- Songs relating to dogs
(Songs by Snoop Dogg, Who Let The Dogs Out?, Beverly Hills Chihuahua Soundtrack)
- Songs associated with game shows
(Price is Right, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune)

The Basics of The Next Episode

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GIYGAS: "I am... eternal..."
SQUIDWARD: "Too bad that didn't kill me."

RED MIST - 67.7% (130 votes)
HORVITZ HULLABALOO - 32.3% (62 votes)

RED MIST vs HORVITZ HULLABALOO - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

Study one last time, AMV.

One contender will be lost tomorrow.

Arrangement: Limi (@megalolazing)
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes

Sources:
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

Songs used:
Spider Dance - Toby Fox (Animation Memes)
Tous Les Mêmes - Stromae (Animation Memes)
Can I Get A Witness - SonReal (AMVs)
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence (AMVs)
Die Young - Ke$ha (Animation Memes)
Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan (Animation Memes)

Tout Les Témoins et Araignées

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts


Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (Internal struggles)
Driving Directly Into A Concrete Wall - Gupi (Experimental)
False Awakening - Gupi (Experimental)
800db cloud - 100 gecs (Experimental)
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Experimental)

SFXs used:
Car Crash SFX

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

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