The Chaos Cohorts

Mix set

Temporary Flight Attendant in character order

best of tfa

Lord Of The Waifus (Another Death Grips Mashup)

Made this on my Birthday instead of celebrating(this took all day to make)

Drops and Beats

Ok so my last track did absolutely horrible, so here is a new track! I've been wanting to remake this for so long now. When I made this back in November, it was awful cause I wanted to make a Deltarune track quick cause it released, so I chose this song and noticed that it was the same tempo as Crab Rave, so boom! Epic funny mashup! I also got a lot of missed/wrong some notes in the original mashup. Glad I finally got around and did this, especially now that I have some resources to make it sound extra better. 

I also wanted to submit this to Siiva now that the channel is back, but they never respond to my other submissions and I would not be allowed to share this. Also I didn't want to wait for so long if they would ever respond. Enjoy!

Fields Of Crabs And Raves (Remake)

Got a nasty case of the fever or the chills? Or just trying to take over the tri-state area? These two dastardly doctors have got you covered! With Dr. Amigo's surgical expertise and Heinz Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes, están aquí para ayudarlo a usted y a su familia. Ay caramba!

★Songs from Phineas and Ferb or Milo Murphy's Law
(My Nemesis, S.I.M.P., Ain't Got Rhythm, It's My World)
★Songs from the Dr. Mario Franchise, or relating to Hispanic Culture
(Chill, Fever, Virus Buster, Gacha)
(Despacito, El Sonidito, El Son De Los Aguacates)
★Songs relating to doctors or medical practices
(Trauma Center: Under the Knife / Surgeon Simulator OSTs)
Note: The "Doctors" are not a boss or a contestant, so they won't affect the bracket in any way. However, they can still get hype tracks!

This mashup was made by VincentMashups @vincents-memes-246806282, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Checkup On The West Side

NEIL: Hey, Soundclown! I like your style. You want a spot on the next Mouth album?
ERIC: Wrow (Ce robot n'est pas si drôle, mais il a des chansons entraînantes.)
SOUNDCLOWN: 𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖔𝖔𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖊𝑩𝑶𝑫𝒀 [BZZRT] funny

This mashup was made by Cris @criscoolnoob, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, WholePunch @whole-punch, and ChrilvaBrunner www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw. Stay Jammin!

Waters Of WowClown

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
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Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Poppy - Voicemail (Experimental / Distorting)
Deltarune - THE WORLD REVOLVING (Chaos)
Gravity Falls Intro Theme (Gravity Falls)
Various Jevil SFX (Chaos)
Various Bill Cipher SFX (Gravity Falls)

DISTORTED VOICEMAIL

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider, Anonymous
Characters Represented: King Slime, The Chaos Cohorts

Bill and Discord's plan to create chaos within the competition has already begun, and they've started by pissing off King Slime, calling him nicknames that brought him back to his younger days of being bullied by the stronger slimes. He's not having this again, so he challenged them to a "musical duel." Perhaps there isn't enough space to have a real duel on a plane, nor would it really be a fair match. Bill laughed at his petty challenge, but Discord insisted they go through with it as he's always had a knack for theater. Alas, Bill agreed, but only if he got to pick a majority of the songs, of course!

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

The Chaos Cohort's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
100 Gecs - Money Machine (Experimental / Distorting)
Crypt Of the Necrodancer - King Conga Kappa (Royalty)
TheLivingTombstone - Discord (My Little Pony)
Magic Mirror SFX (Terraria)
Bill Cipher Dialogue (Gravity Falls)

Conga Machine

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Art by: https://twitter.com/FangTheFreak0
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

These two popular picks have the most tracks of all the characters yet, so they decided to collaborate to make something "lit." Their outfits and general "get drunk and party" mindset made John a little uncomfortable, but after spending a bit of time with them, he began to see how strong these two were. He could see it in their eyes, the confidence, the motivation... it's not so different than some of the players he worked with in the past. After he was initially concerned for the well-being of the duo, he began to grow an understanding of some sorts. John Madden knows they're going to make it far, and he fully endorses the TiKToK team... but he's not afraid, and is prepared to show these youngsters who's the REAL boss!

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
TiKToK - Cyndago - Blonde Boyz (TikTok)
John Madden - Danganronpa - DANGANRONPA (text-to-speech)
John Madden - Lethal League Blaze - Scream (sports)
Kirby Planet Robobot - Pristine Office March (offsource)
John Madden - C418 - Droopy Likes your Face (text-to-speech)
John Madden - Lethal League Blaze - Ordinary Days V2 (sports)

Blaze Boyz

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun), Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Comedy & Tragedy | Half Human, Half Machine

Reluctant to interact with the technological beasts of the future, Comedy & Tragedy may be knowledgeable in things like the internet and modern culture, yet they fear robots and AI. Realizing that a lot of their fans enjoy the work of these two as well, Comedy was eventually able to convince Tragedy that it would be beneficial to work with them, and it'd be fun to make fun of their stupid metal bodies of course! (Of course, that never happened, they were scared shitless of the robotic tyrants.) Springtrap was a surprisingly good sport, he was not intimidated by the two and was willing to work with them. He wasn't exactly friendly, but he wasn't that disrespectful either...but it won't always be like that. All a part of the plan, gain their trust. Cabinet Man grows hungrier by the minute, and Springtrap is growing tired. They held back when collaborating with these two, knowing it would give them more of a fighting chance against their first opponent, meaning they could finally get the remnant they need to keep fighting on.

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Wild West/composed by Neil Cicierega)
Comedy & Tragedy: Lil Nas X (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) - Old Town Road (Wild West)
Comedy & Tragedy: senzawa - i wanna be a cowboy (Wild West/Cowboys)

Wow Wow Road

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Miracle Musical - The Mind Electric (Internal Struggles/Disorienting)
Gravit Falls Theme (Gravity Falls)
Death Grips - Takyon (Experimental)
1000gecs - stupid horse (Experimental)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Experimental)
Kero Kero Bonito - Only Acting (Experimental/Internal Struggles)
Lemon Demon - S.A.D. (Internal Struggles)
Lemon Demon - Moon's Request (Gravity Falls)
Tally Hall - Spring And A Storm (Internal Struggles)
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Internal Struggles)
Eurobeat Brony - Discord (MLP)
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Internal Struggles)
Loud Nigra
Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off (Internal Struggles)
Bill Cipher Laugh (Gravity Falls)

Reversed (cut from the start to save minutes): https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch/the-mindscape-electric-reverse

The Mindscape Electric

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gangu-best-girlgu
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Danny Brown - Ain't It Funny (Experimental)
Death Grips - Beware (Experimental)
Gravity Falls - Main Theme (ThePandaTooth Cover) (Gravity Falls)

!!!! BEWARE OF HILARITY !!!!

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
Various Gravity Falls & My Little Pony SFX
Brad Breek - Gravity Falls Intro: Weirdmaggedon
DELTARUNE - Various Jevil SFX (Chaos)
Death Grips - Lord of The Game (Experimental)
Death Grips - Takyon (Experimental)
Eurobeat Brony - Discord
AwkwardMarina - Entropy

Victory! The Chaos Cohorts

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

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Temporary Flight Attendant (ARCHIVE, CHECK DESC)